Do You Remember Your First Impression of Your Spouse? Here’s How Married Folks Responded.

I’m not hitched, but I definitely remember my first impression of some of the girlfriends I’ve had over the years.

Some of them were really good and some…well, let’s just say it wasn’t love at first sight.

Do you remember your first impression of your spouse?

These folks on AskReddit sure do!

1. Lucky you!

“We found each other on Tinder.

I ran into him on the way to the restaurant we were supposed to meet at and the first thing I thought was “Wow, he looks so much better than his profile pics. Thank God he can’t use a camera well or else he’d probably be snatched up already.””

2. Ouch!

“”I just know this guy is going to be a GIANT pain in the *ss.”

We were coworkers.

I was right.”

3. Those eyes, though.

“She has beautiful eyes and she was so pretty (still very much so).

I was so nervous, I went to bathroom and gave myself double finger guns and said don’t screw this up.

Still married 5 years!”

4. Did you just get out of jail?

“I thought he was an ex-convict.

He’s super muscular, tattoos covering every inch of his body; all around just a very threatening looking guy. He came up to me and told me “I think you’re adorable. Can I have your number?”

I was petrified because I have never dated or attracted anyone of this type. But he charmed me. Turns out he’s a huge softy with a goofy personality.

He cracks up at the smallest things, he loves sweets like a little kid, getting tucked in at night and is scared of the dark. I love him to bits!”

5. Pleasantly surprised.

“The very first impression was pleasantly surprised.

For context, it was my first day at my first (student) job, and my boss was showing me around and introducing me to everyone by going to all office rooms, one after the other.

My now-husband was in the very last room, and I was “warned” that that team was a bit “special”, mainly because of their very direct and sometimes weird/harsh sense of humor. What surprised me was his hair color, as my now husband was the only one in this department of ~50 people with brightly colored hair.

So while I didn’t get to talk to him much that day, I remembered him for his hair color alone. It took us a few more weeks getting into contact and to eventually start dating, last weekend was our ten year anniversary (and third wedding anniversary), and he still rocks his brightly colored hair.”

6. You’re cool.

“I thought he was so cool.

We had talked online for a few days but it wasn’t until I saw him walking towards me when we met for our first date that I realized he was way out of my league.

Luckily he thought the same thing about me.”

7. A loveable dork.

“I was a bartender and he was one of the first to get a drink from me that day.

So I didn’t think much, I was still trying to screw my head on and jump into the shift. He kept coming back tho, not always to get a drink sometimes just to stand near my bar while I made drinks. His friend brought him there for his birthday, yet he spent most of his time with me.

Once I noticed him, I thought he was a lovable dork. I needed to a have a conversation with him where I could be myself and not in working mode”

8. They don’t always matter.

“I don’t remember.

I was wasted and have absolutely no recollection of meeting her at all. Her first impression of me however was that I was obnoxious and probably gay.

I guess first impressions aren’t always the most important.”

9. Man of mystery.

“”Wow, that guy is cute and quiet. He’s so mysterious!”

My husband and I met working in a bookstore.

I asked him if he ever talked, he looked me in the eye, nodded, then walked away. I was hooked!”

10. Drawn to him.

“Electric blue eyes that you can see from across the room, wicked good sense of humor, confident, so attractive, love his freckles.

I felt drawn to him like a magnet, and literally had an almost overwhelming urge to rub my face on him like a cat, which totally freaked me right out. I immediately texted my sister and asked if that had ever happened to her because I felt like such a weirdo.

She screenshotted the convo and saved it; now she sends it to me every year on that date.”

11. You better thank that guy.

“Met my wife on a blind date.

First impression was that the guy who set us up did me a total solid.

That was about 14 years ago now.”

12. Out of your league.

“When I first saw her I thought she’s hot and way out of my league.

After mutual flirting and going on a date I thought she was smart, funny, attractive, and still out of my league. Been married for five years.

Nothing has changed, I still think she’s out of my league.”

What was YOUR first impression of your spouse?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know.

Please and thank you!

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Married Folks… these Memes Are for You

Do you happen to be married?

If so, how’s that treating you?

Is your spouse fulfilling all your wildest dreams? Or are they driving you up the wall with their antics?

Well, whatever the case, we think that you’re gonna love these memes about the realities of married life.

Let’s get started!

1. This might be the last straw.

Or at least give counseling a chance?

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2. Please leave me alone!

Can’t you see this is very important business?

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3. I know what you did!

The man has no defense…ever.

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4. I just care too much!

Does this look familiar to anyone?

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5. That’s nice of you to say, but…

Let’s be honest, okay?

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6. No! Don’t do that!

Now he’s gonna be in trouble…

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7. I think I see a ghost.

You’re scaring him! Not turning him on!

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8. To the rescue once again.

She owes you big time.

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9. We’ll talk later.

For now: coffee, TV, no talking.

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10. He’ll love that!

That was really nice of you.

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11. Sounds like a deal.

You’re gonna make a lot of money this way!

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12. Like two peas in a pod!

Time to get married!

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13. Guys…pay attention.

It works every time!

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Okay, it’s time to spill your guts…

How’s your marriage doing during these tough times?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know. Thanks!

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Hilarious and Accurate Memes About Married Life

Here’s how this whole thing is gonna work. Listen and try to keep up, okay?

Ladies, you go ahead and laugh your face off as much as you want at these marriage memes.

Men, you may look at the memes but you must GET PERMISSION from your wives to laugh at each specific meme.

Does that sound fun?

Well then, go ahead and enjoy yourselves!

1. Is this even worth it anymore?

It might be time to cut your losses.

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2. You’re not gonna get away with this.

Be very, very careful…

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3. What a cruel world we live in.

She was way out of line on this one.

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4. Well, let me check the file.

It says here that on March 20, 2013….

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5. This will never, ever work out.

So don’t even try it.

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6. Be careful with what you say.

You never know when it will come back to haunt you…

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7. That didn’t take very long.

What did you do this time?

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8. She’s out the door!

Well, at least now you have the whole bed to yourself.

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9. Gee, thanks a lot.

Is that plastic I taste?

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10. Let’s start from the beginning again…

This never ends well.

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11. No, look over here!

Do you think it’s gonna work?

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12. Might be time for separate bedrooms.

Just something to think about…

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Okay, now it’s time for you to spill your guts to us.

Is your spouse driving you up the wall right now, or are you making it work?

Give us all the dirt in the comments!

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These Memes Sum Up the Hilarious Reality of Being Married

Agony and ecstasy.

I guess you can use that term for a lot of different things in life, but today we’re specifically talking about being married.

And we’re going to explore marriage in the form of memes.

Does that sound agreeable to you? Well then, go ahead and proceed!

1. Trying to pull off the old switcheroo.

This is a tough one…good luck, sir.

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2. This was the compromise.

You never had a chance…

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3. What did you do?!?!

They can’t leave the house like that!

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4. Oh, it’s you guys again…

Great to see you!

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5. Have you ever actually put gas in this car?

It might be time for an intervention.

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6. Can you keep it down?

Maybe just a little bit?

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7. Just stay outside!

Trust us on this one.

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8. Oh, really? That’s interesting.

Do you think he knows how much milk costs?

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9. I heard that!

He can’t get away with this. Or anything, really…

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10. It’s (probably) not gonna work this time.

The success rate isn’t great with this move.

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11. He’s nervous, isn’t he?

There are some movies that couples just shouldn’t watch together.

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12. Let’s check the vertical files.

Actually, you did say that back in 2015!

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Are you married?

If so, give us an update about how it’s going in the comments!

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you…much…

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Funny Memes About Marriage That Don’t Lie

You’ve been waiting for us…

Waiting for us to unload a new batch of hilarious marriage memes so you and your partner can sit back and have some laughs…

Well, we got you covered, amigos!

We got the goods! Go ahead and get started!

1. What did I get myself into?

Well, now you’re stuck.

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2. Don’t even say that to me!

He should have known better.

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3. This should be good.

Sit back and enjoy the show.

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4. Uhhhh, I don’t know, actually.

That’s never a good answer.

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5. Can’t we ever have any privacy?

The answer is NO.

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6. He’s still into it!

Well, that’s a relief.

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7. He clearly wasn’t listening.

I’m sure she was REALLY happy about this.

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8. That’s your problem now.

I’ll be home in six hours.

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9. Well, is that so…?

You can tell she’s loving this.

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10. Get out of here!

I got it under control…

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11. Just like a meat locker.

That’s the way I like it, too!

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12. Five what? Years? Decades?

You might be waiting around for a while…

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13. Those are what we call “crazy eyes.”

And that means you’re in trouble.

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Doesn’t marriage just look delightful…?

By the way, how is yours going?

Is your husband or wife driving you nuts or are things hunky-dory for now?

Talk to us in the comments! Thanks!

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A Wife Told Her Husband That His Culture Is “Garbage” and Wonders if She’s The A-Hole

I think things are about to get a little touchy here!

I mean, just look at that headline…it can’t lead anywhere good, right?

But let’s get to the story…a woman wrote a post on Reddit’s “Am I the *sshole?” page asking if she was wrong for speaking out to her husband.

Let’s see what transpired…

AITA for telling my husband that his culture is garbage and I won’t “compromise” by incorporating it into our family life?

“My husband and I live in the US northeast, where I am from. “John” moved here for work several years ago, from the deep south of the US where he grew up, raised with Christian holidays but never attending church. Coincidentally, shortly before everything hit, John’s parents AND his childhood best friend “Dan” and his wife decided to move here as well.

This past weekend was the first that us three couples have gathered together since any of us moved here; we had a “distanced picnic” at our house. John sat down 2-3 minutes after I did, as he was settling our kid into his pen in the yard with us.

Dan and my FIL immediately started to “jokingly” rip on him for being “whipped” and doing “my” job of parenting our child while he was supposed to be “allowed” to just catch up with the two other men. I was trying to politely deflect when it turned to how “mean” I was for not “fixing him a plate” and serving him before serving myself.

If I thought a certain dish would run out before he got to it, or if he had asked me to, I of course would have! Dan and FIL continued to brag about how their families “do it right”, where they handle the “outside chores” while their wives handle the “inside chores” (including the care of Dan and his wife’s two children).

I think it’s important to note here that both currently live in rented condos that by their nature do not have “outdoor chores”, and both their wives have always worked full time, as I do.

The whole day was kind of wrecked by that start, and I was frustrated when John left with Dan and FIL to “go for a walk” and left me to do all the clean up alone while also looking after our kid.

I expected John to apologize when he returned hours later, but instead HE got at ME for “making [him] look bad” in front of his friend and dad. He brought up how “a traditional division of labor” is “a huge part of southern culture”, and how I was being “disrespectful” to his background by “forcing northern culture” onto him and his family.

He said he’s been building up a lot of “resentment” the past few months that I “make” him do half the chores and childcare, since in his “culture”, women do the chores and hands-on childcare, and men do the fun parenting, the discipline, mow the grass, and bring in the cars for oil changes when needed.

I was stunned but honest and told him southern culture is garbage. It’s bigotry. I lived in John’s home state for 8 years, and I saw how “southern hospitality” is reserved only for those in your in-group. Deviate from the norm–be queer, non-Christian, a POC, a liberal, a non-traditional woman–and they turn on you viciously. Does every single person act like that always? No. But it’s the culture.

John is livid and says his “culture” is just as valid as that of other global regions, religions, and ethnic groups, so I am the bigot by not “compromising” with him here and incorporating aspects of his culture into our family life the way I would if his “culture” was “Islamic or Asian or whatnot”.”

Here’s how folks on Reddit responded…

This woman said that she’s about to marry a Southern (gentle)man but they’ve taken a totally different approach to the situation.

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Another reader said that their husband was raised in a s*xist environment but he has worked hard to change the behaviors that he learned from a young age.

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Another person from the South said that they vehemently disagree with some of the backward traditions there and that some Southern men are way behind the times.

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This Reddit user said that this man is controlling and that he sounds like a serious d*uchebag.

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And finally, this reader said the woman wasn’t wrong for voicing her opinion and that the women can say whatever they want because they’re the ones who are usually carrying the load. Preach!

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Now we want to hear from you.

How do you feel about this situation?

Share your thoughts with us in the comments. Thanks in advance!

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A Husband Told Wife He’s Separating Their Money After He Found Out About a Secret Investment. Is He Wrong?

Mo’ money, much mo’ problems.

Or maybe it’s just ANY money, mo’ problems. And this story is a doozy!

A man asked readers on Reddit’s “Am I the *sshole?” page if he was wrong for how he acted in regard to his wife and some risky business involving their money.

Let’s see what he had to say.

AITA for telling my wife I would open a separate account if she didn’t get our money back?

“I 39M have been married to my wife 36F for twelve years. We have no children, but we do have a cat and a dog who we consider to be our children.

My wife has a sister “M” 37F who has made very poor financial choices and is now heavily in debt. She refuses to get a job and instead jumps from on MLM or get rich quick scam to the next, sponging off of relatives to make ends meet.

Both me and my wife work full-time. We each have separate accounts that we use for our “fun” money for hobbies or whatever we want. We earn almost the same amount of money, with me being a little higher, so I contribute 60% and she contributes 40% to make things fair and also so we each have about the same amount of “fun money.”

We also have a joint checking and savings account that we use for the household bills and household emergency fund (like when the water heater flooded the basement in the middle of the night). Both of us have access to the joint accounts, and if we need to use it, it is never an issue, so long as we make sure to tell the other that we used funds from those accounts.

As I was going through the statements for our joint household account, I noticed that there was approximately $2,000.00 missing from the joint savings account. I noticed that they were all Venmo transfers to her sister.

When my wife came home from work I asked what this was about, and she told me that her sister needed money to start her own business. My wife sat me down and explained to me that her sister joined yet another freaking pyramid scheme, this time selling fake nails and makeup.

My wife said that she has the potential to earn six figures a month and if that was true. My wife also said that she too was going to join her sister selling these products and if she made enough would quit her job and sell them full-time with her sister.

I told my wife that she either needs to get that money back from her sister or I would open a new account for my share of the household expenses and transfer it to that account when it was time to pay bills. My wife is upset with me and does not understand why I am being so unsupportive.

I told my wife that not only did she take money and not tell me about it, she invested it into something without even considering how I would feel about it.

My SIL called me last night and said that I was a raging AH and a control freak and that I was stopping my wife from using her full potential. I told my SIL that I would support my wife in anything she chooses to do, as long as it would not cause financial harm to our family. My wife and SIL are both p*ssed at me and now I feel like an *ss.

AITA for telling my wife to get the money back?”

Well, that certainly was interesting…

And here’s how folks on AskReddit responded to the man’s story.

This reader said that the man is not in the wrong in this situation and that his wife crossed the line doing this with family money.

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Another person said they have experience with MLM schemes and that the man needs to protect his assets and he did nothing wrong in this situation.

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This individual said that they feel bad for the man who wrote the article because it seems like he constantly has to deal with this MLM nonsense from his wife.

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This person said that the man’s wife can do whatever she wants with her own money, but this incident was over the line.

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Another reader said that the man wasn’t wrong for saying this to his wife but he has to be realistic about things and realize that he ain’t getting any of that money back, which is a shame.

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Now it’s your turn.

Tell us what you think about what went down here in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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Woman Asks if She’s Wrong for Not Wanting Her Wheelchair-Bound Father to Walk Her Down the Aisle

Just the title of this article by itself makes me sad.

But that’s why the “Am I the *sshole?” forum on Reddit gives us interesting human stories to contemplate.

A woman asked if she was an *sshole for not wanting her father, who is in a wheelchair, to walk her down the aisle on her wedding day.

Let’s see what she had to say.

AITA for not wanting my dad to “walk” me down the aisle because he’s in a wheelchair?

“About three years ago my dad was injured in a really bad hit and run car accident.

He broke just about every bone in his body, and left him paralysed from the waist down. Our relationship has always been really good, but I hate seeing him in pain and admittedly try to avoid seeing him because it just makes me uncomfortable.

In November I’m getting married. I’ve been with my fiancé for 4 years and he and my dad get on really well. Naturally the discussion of who was going to give me away came up in the family group chat, and I kept silent after I realised my dad would be in a wheelchair.

We always talked about him giving me away and having a dance at my wedding and I don’t want to be reminded of what could’ve been at my wedding. I messaged my mom privately and told her I want my uncle to walk me down the aisle as we’re incredibly close.

She naturally asked why and I told her that my dad being in a wheelchair would add complications to the wedding. The walkway would have to be widened to accommodate his wheelchair and he wouldn’t be able to hold my arm or give me a proper hug.

She was outraged, called me an ableist POS and removed me from the group chat. My aunt has since called me telling me my dad is absolutely devastated. AITA?”

And here’s how folks on Reddit responded.

This person, who can relate to the woman’s story, said that she is definitely wrong in this case and the had a hard time believing that anyone could act this way.

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Another reader called the woman out in a huge way.

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This person made it clear: a wheelchair doesn’t make anyone less of a person.

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Another person, who is disabled, also thinks that the woman is a major *sshole in this situation.

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And finally, another woman talked about the role her disabled father played at her wedding. And yes, they also think this woman is an *sshole. I concur!

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Wow…what do you think about what this woman did?

Share your thoughts with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you.

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Odd Moments That Convinced Couples to Get Married

Are you ready to fall in love…?

According to a poll conducted by 60 Minutes & Vanity Fair, 56% of Americans say they believe in love at first sight.

But what about love at second sight? Or third? Or love at two months in? Or love at the time they randomly jumped out from around a corner and shot you with a nerf gun and called you a n00b?

Cupid’s arrow strikes at even the strangest of times. Here are ten stories about the moment someone knew.

10. Celibate celebrate

There’s someone for everyone.

Source: Whisper

9. Just gravy

But delicious all around.

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8. Better than a dream

Ok but like…why are you trying to be mad?

Source: Whisper

7. Seeing the sun

The truth will come out soon enough.

Source: Whisper

6. Wanting / knowing

When the stars align.

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5. To be blunt

The happy that tokes together yokes together.

Source: Whisper

4. A brush with thrills

Yes, hello, how do I sign up for this?

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3. Stringing me along

That’s quality time right there.

Source: Whisper

2. The click

When ya know, ya know.

Source: Whisper

1. Wake up calls

The best way to start the day.

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Whenever love strikes, I’m just happy it does. And there’s no greater feeling than knowing beyond a doubt that you’ve found the person you want to stick with. Even if it happens at a totally unexpected moment in a totally unexpected way.

Have you had an experience like this? How did it go? How did it turn out?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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