A research study examined the influence of one’s college major on the likelihood of being married by the age of 30. Education, Plant Science, and Microbiology majors had the highest marriage rates, with 70-80% of them being married by age 30. Conversely, majors in Geography, Theater Arts, Music, Philosophy, and International Relations experienced the lowest marriage rates, with only 32-46% being married by the same age.
Married Couples Confess How Often They Actually Have Sex With Their Partner
Relationships come in all shapes and sizes and, of course, with all different types of sex drives.
ACES exist and can be happily married, after all.
Married couples got together on Reddit to share how often they actually had sex with their partners. Some even shared how long they had been together or how happy they were as a couple.
Some of the responses were really telling, and others were absolutely surprising.
Redditor David-Davis1 asked:
“Married couples, how frequently do you have sex with your partner?”
Some were familiar with dead bedrooms.
“What is this ‘sex’ thing you speak of?” – ThinkingGoldfish
“When she feels like it. So. Once every few months.”
“And before I get the ‘but don’t you talk to her about it,’ yeah, we’re 22 years in, and we’ve had all the f**king discussions, conversations, etc. it’s when she wants. I’m tired of being rejected.” – wormholeweapons
“Same here, and it sucks – married 22 years, and it’s been nearly four years since she felt like it.” – PacmanTurnerOvadrive
“Used to have a very healthy sex life. Currently, have a 12-week-old child. We occasionally refer to him as ‘our cute c**kblock.’ So yes, at the minute, almost never.” – haveyouseenmywetsuit
“23 years. Used to be 2-3 per week. Haven’t touched each other in 3 years though. Not sure we’ll make 25.” – kurt_go_bang
Others were more familiar with the events that killed the bedroom magic.
“Is she carrying the larger share of the emotional load for both of your lives? Does she do all the organization and administration for your home, kids, vacations, holidays, etc?”
“Because if she does, then I expect she’s tired and doesn’t feel close to you or loved by you. Love is a verb, what are you doing to love her?”
“And by that, I don’t mean instigating sex. Sex comes because everything else is in balance. You should both be the same amount of tired at bedtime, you’re a team.” – fairiestoldmeto
“It’s the mental load. My husband does stuff but it’s me who organizes it. For example, cooking is the easy part. Someone has to decide what to have for meals, do the shopping, etc. And that’s me.”
“We both work full-time but because I am available at times to get kids to school and run them to sports etc., I have to fit it all in. It’s f**king exhausting and I’m not interested in sex at all because I have no time to myself.” – tinkleberry2
“There’s also the social labor! Birthdays, holidays, events, picking out what someone will wear, buying gifts, organizing travel, etc.” – JillianWho
“My wife has a number of mental health issues and the meds have basically turned her off of sex altogether. It’s rough but I guess the alternative is she goes off meds and commits s**cide, so I will just deal with the no sex.” – ThickumsMagoo
“My wife had a low sex drive when she was breastfeeding each of our kids. She’s still breastfeeding the second but going to stop soon… I broke my back 3 years ago and was on some medications.. my sex drive was low… it can be a vicious cycle.”
“Women tend to want to have sex when there is a lot of help, support, non-sexual affection… Men sometimes only feel loved when there is physical affection.. it can get out of control when both partners are building their respective control wall.” – ggs_golf
“This needs to be something more men/people understand. You can’t expect sex just because you are married. It’s HIGHLY unattractive to have a SO (significant other) that puts in the bare minimum when it comes to kids and house chores.”
“I work full-time also but still do the majority of the house/baby work. We have sex when I want it and that’s pretty much it. If you don’t put forth effort, don’t expect your SO to want to have sex all the time.” – T00tSw33t090
But some responses were promising.
“12 years of marriage and 17 total years together. We usually have sex about 2-3 times a week.” – TheRaistLine
“If we are busy with work, then it’s once every other week. When we’re on holiday, off work or have a low work period. 2-3 times a week.” – laugh_if_you_agree
“I don’t have kids but I found that once I went from living apart to living together, the sex increased a bit simply because we only had really been seeing each other once a week or so.”
“When we moved in together, suddenly it was like, ‘”ow, it’s 5:30 on a Tuesday afternoon and I can just have sex? Let’s do it!’” – lupuscapabillus
“Find the right woman, and marriage is wonderful. The ‘spark’ turns into a full-on bonfire some days and those days are really great.”
“I don’t think the spark leaves, I just think people stop trying or stop caring about the marriage, which leads to sex becoming a weapon or a reward or something. Marriages take work. You realize it’s no longer the goal to ‘get married,’ you know?”
“It’s just the start of a new way to do things, but you definitely have to keep the fire lit and if you do a good job, you can keep a nice little fire going all the time that at any moment you or your spouse can just add a bit of fuel to the fire and off you go.” – betterthanamaster
“I’m excited to get married. It’s a mixed bag. Some marriages are so filled with love.” – jesse-james-
Others were less frequent but still acceptable.
“Twice a week (Wednesdays and Saturday or Sunday).”
“0 points for spontaneity.”
“10 points for consistency” – steelingjackalope317
“For parents, you’ll get into the golden period, though, with kids where they take these long naps in the middle of the day and then sleep through the night, usually around 12 months to 24 months.”
“Some days it’ll be rough because babies can be handsy and make mom or dad just feel over-touched, but more often, you get the kid down and unless you have to be somewhere or do something, you’ll jump each other.”
“And that sex is great sex because you both know it could end at any time. Kind of like a feeling of, ‘Ooh, we shouldn’t be doing this. What if someone (the baby) catches us?’ It’s fun.” – betterthanamaster
“We have a tween and busy schedules – I just never want our child to hear… so probably 2-5x a month… if we have time to ourselves or if the kid is away, it’s daily, lol (laughing out loud)… but it’s still amazing, and crave each other. Just complicated with kiddos and life.” – No_Interaction7679
“Together 13 years, married 5. Sometimes twice a day, sometimes twice a month. Sometimes life gets in the way, sometimes we can’t get enough of each other.” – NotMeBuyMyCat
“Been living together for 4 years, married for 2. Usually 3-5 times a week, depending on how we’re feeling. There’s some fluctuation based on hormones and overall wellness, and some based on time of year, but very seldom less than 3 times a week.”
“We have a good time. We’ve been working from home together since the pandemic, and we have significantly more sex just due to proximity. Honestly, the pandemic has been a net positive for our relationship, weirdly enough.” – Cadwaladur
These responses were incredibly eye-opening about relationships, including the fact marriage, length of the relationship, or even the amount of sex, do not guarantee happiness.
Rather, it’s about the couple and that each person’s needs are being met.
Whether that means getting together twice a week or twice a year, that’s up to them.
People Share The Wedding Moments That Made Them Think The Marriage Would Never Last
Weddings are meant to be a time of great joy and profound happiness.
Two souls converging and becoming one for all of eternity.
Love is abound like a free wheeling pixie. It’s a glorious sight to behold.
Until it’s not.
Sadly too many people jump into marriage for all the wrong reasons.
They try to fool the world, and themselves, that this is the right thing to do.
But more often than not, the world can see right through you.
Redditor Olya_roo wanted to hear about the red flags and flat out obvious signs they witnessed at a wedding that didn’t give them hope for the couple’s happily ever after…
They asked:
“What wedding moment made you think: ‘They are not going to last long?’”
Let’s talk about love, while it lasts…
Next time skip the Speeches?
“Not the couple getting married but the Best Man and Maid of Honor who were married to each other.”
“Best Man’s speech was all about how hard it was to be married.”
“‘I’ve been married for a year and it feels like 100 years.’”
“Maid of Honor stands up to give a speech and just says ‘Ditto.’”
“It was so awkward and really brought the whole room down.”
“Brother of the bride stood up and gave a nice impromptu speech about teamwork and having a partner to go through life with.”
“How happy the family was to have the groom join their family.”
“Best Man and Maid of Honor were divorced within a year.”
“Couple who got married are still married 30+ years later.”
“I sometimes wonder if the speeches actually were helpful in how not to act as a couple.”
“For me the complex backstory.”
“Bride’s brother is gay and has been in a longterm relationship for 40+ years.”
“At the time he gave his speech about marriage he couldn’t marry the man he loved and I think his passioned defense of marriage was born from that.”
“When people would say they were against gay marriage because it makes a mockery of marriage I’d think of that night.”
“The married couple who had no respect for marriage could easily marry (and did over and over again) and the man who stood up and defended marriage could not.”
“He’s married now and lovingly takes care of his husband as he battles health issues.” ~ designgoddess
Financials…
“When they were doing the vows and the priest got to the ‘for richer or poorer’ part and she said ‘for richer or richer and maybe for poorer.’”
“The officiant was not pleased. I think they made it a year.” ~ crm115
How much is this costing?
“I’M WITNESSING ONE FROM THE SIDELINES NOW!!!”
“My wife’s brother just got married this past May.”
“Bride’s mother is a big DO IT YOURSELF person and went a little nuts with extra flowers, table pieces, decorations, etc…”
“Note I said extra, it was already decorated by the venue, she just took it upon herself to buy and add way more stuff.”
“Anyway, a few weeks ago she sends my MIL (groom’s mom) and email with receipts of all the extra stuff she bought ($7,000 worth!!!).”
“And asked that she pay half since it was technically set up in time for the rehearsal dinner for guests to enjoy.”
“It’s causing a huge rift between the newlyweds since the bride is taking her moms side.” ~ WanderingRaindog
Clothes Speak
“The groom showed up to his own reception wearing a t-shirt with restroom-sign style stick figures depicting a bride and groom captioned ‘Game Over.’” ~ Reddit
Best Ensemble Performance!
“My wife got invited to a client’s daughter’s wedding.”
“The couple were both drama students. Many of the bridal party were drama students.”
“The maid-of-honour’s toast consisted of tearful declarations of unrequited love to the groom, along the lines of ‘if it couldn’t be me, I’m glad it’s my best friend that’s marrying you.’”
“The best-man’s speech was a lusty declaration of ‘if it doesn’t work out, call me, babe… like the previous time you called me.’”
“Other toasts were similarly weird.”
“A guy at the table I was seated at was a friend of the bride and said to me that he was ‘this close’ to standing up during the ‘speak now or forever hold your peace’ thing.”
“I’m still not sure if the whole thing was a bunch of emotionally f**ked-up 20-year-olds, or one big piece of performance art.” ~ sharplescorner
Be Sure to Eat Out
“I was maid of honor.”
“Me, best man and the couple went into a separate little room to do the signing stuff.”
“Bride excused herself to go the bathroom and the groom started making pretty mean remarks about her cooking (something she’s passionate about) to the officiant.”
“She came back, heard they were talking about cooking family meals together and gave him the warmest smile, thinking he had praised her.”
“He scoffed awkwardly and changed the topic.”
“That always stuck with me. He wasn’t laughing WITH her but AT her, behind her back.”
“They lasted 7 months.” ~ Kraken_of_BeverlyRd
BE SURE!!!
“When my sister married her first husband she mouthed to my father walking her down the aisle ‘I can make this work, right?’”
“They were divorced 6 months later.”
“My whole family knew it wasn’t a good idea since the original engagement a year prior.” ~ IMgonnaDIE
Bodily Harm
“He ended up at the emergency room between the ceremony and the reception.”
“He went out out the night night before with his sister and friends and got plastered.”
“They had to hold a cold pack to the back of his neck to keep him vertical during the wedding photos.”
“Marriage lasted 30 days until they had a fight, she left the house and he filled the U-Haul truck with everything but her clothes.” ~ blackhart452
The Family Brawl…
“Well here it goes…”
“My cousin got married probably a decade ago and during the wedding it came out that groom was not the best to my cousin while dating.”
“The bride’s brother did not take this well and during the after party a shouting match became a brawl between the two families.”
“Next thing you know the police show up and literally pepper spray everyone.”
“Including my grandma, kids and anyone near the area.”
“I don’t remember if anyone got arrested but the story got on CBS the early show for the international news.”
“Lol they did not last long to say the least.” ~ mendoza327
Kisses…
“When the bride drank vodka out of a pint glass and spent a significant amount of time making out with another guy on the dance floor.” ~ csdirty
Some of us are just going to die alone, or with a parrot.
And that is ok.
It is better to be alone than unhappy.
Besides if you wait just a little longer, the right one may not be far off.
Don’t say “I DO” until you’re 100% sure!!
Couples Talk About Why They Decided to Open Up Their Marriages
I was once a guest performer for a sketch show in New York and the rather explosive opener we performed was about a couple who announces at a dinner party that they’ve decided to have an open marriage.
Things get immediately awkward. It’s comedy, it’s over-the-top, it’s cynical. But of course, the real reasons people go for that sort of thing, and the results, vary quite a lot in the real world.
Here are ten bits of anonymous input from couples who decided to open things up – and why they did it.
10. We’re exploring
It’s a whole new world out there.
Source: Whisper
9. So far away
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Source: Whisper
8. Incompatibility
It kinda seems like that’s a problem that’s not gonna be solved?
Source: Whisper
7. Jealousy rules
Why do I feel like this can’t be sustained? Maybe I’m just a prude.
Source: Whisper
6. Years of research
What, like, in a lab? With white coats and mice and stuff?
Source: Whisper
5. Hot stuff
Let the fun times roll.
Source: Whisper
4. For us…
Did you blink it out with each other in morse code?
Source: Whisper
3. Hands on deck
Everyone head to the lifeboats while the band plays on.
Source: Whisper
2. The depressing truth
“But it’s mostly me that plays on the side.”
Source: Whisper
1. Chick, chick, boom
Is it really?
Source: Whisper
To each their own, I suppose. Whatever works for you works for you! The point is that you deserve to be happy.
Do you have experience with this kind of thing?
Tell us about it in the comments.
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These Fathers-in-Law Are Really Pushing It
I don’t know why we use the terms “father in law” or “mother in law” when referring to the parents of our spouses, but if I had to guess, we call them Father in Laws because, by and large, it takes the full force of the law and government for us to begrudgingly admit that we are sort of family.
At least, I think that’s how the people who made these Reddit posts feel. They say you can’t choose your family, but they rarely get into the headache of choosing someone you SUPER love and then having to deal with dummies like this as a bonus.
Prepare the FIL cringe.
14. Getting warmer
“The planet isn’t warming because it’s currently cold where I live. Also, I’m not ageing because my foot doesn’t hurt right now.”
13. The dad test
Oh man, are those grass-stained sneakers and everything?
Got a new couch delivered today. Father-in-law decided to test it out. from mildlyinfuriating
12. Never go away
Weird how many people with absolutely no medical training became the world’s foremost disease experts in 2020.
My FIL response to me and my pregnant Fiancée decisions to not see them due to Corona. from insaneparents
11. Baby doll
In all seriousness dude, what are you afraid is going to happen?
He might build empathy skills and learn how to care for a child?
My sister’s father-in-law, who is a very conservative trump supporter, was not happy that she bought her son a baby doll for Christmas. from insaneparents
10. “The Park”
Let’s play touch the bench!
My father in law said there is a park on the apartment complex for the kids to play. This is the park. from pics
9. Stay safe
Screen protectors I would highly recommend, but not like this. Never like this.
My father-in-law’s adamant refusal to remove the protective film from the tablet he received last Christmas. from mildlyinfuriating
8. Raw chicken
Hey there, salmonella.
My FIL thinks it’s a good idea to soak raw chicken in my wooden salad bowl from facepalm
7. Making the cut
How is he not in prison?
The way my father in law cuts his sandwiches. from mildlyinfuriating
6. Dig in
Did he use the knife or just bite it?
This is how my father-in-law gets butter for his toast from mildlyinfuriating
5. Got milk?
Cause you’re not gonna for long.
How my soon-to-be father in-law opens the milk carton. from mildlyinfuriating
4. Biohazard
Dang, son.
Cleaned my FIL’s biohazard while hes in hospital from trashy
3. An insult and a challenge!
When your religion reaches “yelling about dinosaurs” levels, it’s time to turn back.
My FIL is a non-denominational Christian preacher. He mails us his self-made religious flyers every couple of weeks. He really outdid himself this time. from religiousfruitcake
2. Safety first
What an adorable way to needlessly endanger yourself and your spouse.
In my FIL’s car so he and his partner can drive without seatbelts and the car wont make the alarm sounds from IdiotsInCars
1. Smart for one day
This isn’t even wrong.
Father in laws. Can’t live with ’em, can’t legally get rid of them.
But what about your FIL? How do you feel about him?
Tell us in the comments.
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This Guy Asked if He’s a Jerk for Telling His Wife She’s Not the Boss
You’re not the boss of me, woman!
You know whenever you hear that, things are gonna get ugly…
And that’s what happened when a guy took to Reddit’s “Am I the A**hole?” page to ask readers about an argument he got into with his wife.
Let’s see what transpired…
AITA for telling my wife she’s not the boss?
“For starters my(M41) wife(F39) have been together 16 years. When she met me I was at the height of my business and starting to go up from there, even during the pandemic my business is still booming.
I had my own house(that I lived in by myself), a couple cars and a cottage although that is unrelated. I own my own factory refurbishing various re-engineered equipment, mostly HVAC stuff. About 3 years after we got married she decided she had enough of working odd jobs and making not-so-great money at it so she expressed she wanted to be a SAHW.
I had no problem with this, we don’t have kids and don’t plan on having any so I saw this as a win-win as she got to stay home, and I came home to a nice house. After 3 years of this she was tired of being a SAHW and wanted to re-join the workforce. Since she could really only find odd jobs I suggested she work at my shop.
I pretty much created a job for her doing small admin stuff, nothing crazy as I used to do all this myself plus work on the floor but this took a load off my shoulders; obviously she got paid a healthy wage for her work and I hired a cleaner to come in once a week to help us clean and maintain the house.
On to the problem: one of my workers accidentally order 20 of one part instead of 2. This was a bit of a big deal as now instead of being out a few hundred dollars I’m now out thousands. While I wasn’t royally pi**ed off this did put a large dent in my overhead so I had to offload these parts. Barely made my money back but that’s beside the point.
My wife however found out and absolutely BERATED this poor guy. I’ve had this guy work for me for over 10 years and his work is solid; he’s a hard working man, 2 kids, another on the way and he’s become my go-to guy for almost anything.
I didn’t hear any of the situation until I heard screaming from my wife that she was going to fire him and he cost her hours of re-work and budgeting etc…(this is simply not true as 2 phone calls and some editing on our books and everything would be right as rain, tops a 1 hour affair).
She and he finally filled me in and I told her to leave the room so I could talk to him. She refused; I asked again and once again she refused. I asked one more time and my worker was on the verge of tears and I yelled at her and told her “You’re not the boss, I am. I make these decisions, now LEAVE”.
I talked it over with him, we made amends as it was an honest mistake and he hasn’t had a screw-up like this since he started so I’m not concerned about it happening again.
My wife was livid and after yelling about his screw-up has refused to talk to me. I’m clearly in the dog-house here but I refuse to think I did anything wrong as she was, in my opinion, being needlessly unreasonable and on a power trip.
AITA?”
And here’s what folks on Reddit had to say about this story.
This reader said that the guy is not a jerk here and that his wife would be fired from any other job for pulling a stunt like this.
Photo Credit: Reddit
Another person argued that married bosses shouldn’t be bringing their problems and their drama into the workplace. Because you know what that leads to…
Photo Credit: Reddit
This person said that the man is in charge of this company and it’s up to him to lay down the lay. It’s NOT up to his wife.
Photo Credit: Reddit
Finally, this person said that the man needs to do some more investigation because it’s likely that his wife has been bullying employees.
Photo Credit: Reddit
What do you think about this?
Was this guy a jerk or were his actions justified?
Talk to us in the comments and let us know!
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This Woman Refuses to Go to a Wedding Because Her Husband Isn’t Welcome. Is She Wrong?
This sounds like a pretty sticky situation, if you ask me…
What happens when you invite someone but don’t invite their spouse?
A woman shared her story on Reddit’s “Am I The A**hole?” to see if she overreacted about her husband not getting invited to a wedding.
Let’s take a look.
AITA for refusing to attend a wedding when my husband is not welcome there?
“My (30f) friend (31f) is getting married in August. She invited me and my husband to the wedding already in October when she got engaged. I was asked to be her maid of honor.
She didn’t have the date immediately as she wasn’t sure how it will be with COVID and now she has the date and she told me she thinks it would be better if my husband didn’t come.
I asked her why and she didn’t want to tell me at first but then she said it is because he is shorten then me and it would look weird on pictures. He has around 165 cm (5 feet 4.961 inches) while I have 166cm (5 feet 5.354 inches). I think the difference is not that big and I offered I wouldn’t wear heels but she said I must wear them cause I am the maid of honor and bridesmaid will wear heels as well.
I said that if my husband is not invited because of his hight I am not coming to her wedding. She said that the day is about her and not about me and my husband and I should respect her wishes about her day. She said that she counts with me as with the maid of honor and I can’t do this to her. I told her she is being shallow and that it is either me and my husband or none of us.
I talk about it with my husband and he think I am not the a**hole and actually would think it would be bad of me to agree with my friend, however he doesn’t like her that much (she doesn’t know that so it couldn’t play a role in it). So I am not sure if his opinion is really objective.
I asked my friend and she said I am the as**hole cause it is just one day and it is about the bride so I shouldn’t make a drama out of it. So perhaps I am the a**hole because I am focusing on me being there with my husband and not at what the bride wants?”
Now it’s time to see how folks on Reddit responded.
This person said that the woman is not a jerk and that she and her husband are in the right in this situation.
Photo Credit: Reddit
Another Reddit user made it plain and simple: this woman needs to get some new friends.
Photo Credit: Reddit
This individual remarked that it’s not like the man can control his height and that he (and his wife) should be livid.
Photo Credit: Reddit
Lastly, this reader said that, at the end of the day, this woman is not acting like a jerk and she’s actually standing up to a bully. I agree!
Photo Credit: Reddit
What do you think about how this woman behaved?
Was she out of line or justified in her actions?
Let us know in the comments!
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Enjoy Some of the Weirdest Wedding Photos Ever to Grace the Internet
I’ve done quite a bit of video production work in the past, and some of that has been creating wedding videos.
When my associates and I would take those projects, we really went above and beyond to stitch together something memorable for the clients. We took special care to customize and ensure a high quality of product.
And you know what? It was a huge waste of time.
Because nobody. Ever. Watches. Their. Wedding video.
For weddings, pictures are still where it’s at. The photos are the things that get revisited, and that last. For better, or, as these Reddit posts demonstrate, for worse.
15. The fund
I’m not even involved in this relationship and I feel the need to run away from it.
14. Game is life
I’m gonna say…divorced within a year.
The groom took his laptop to his wedding to play a game on his computer from weddingshaming
13. Mouse in the house
Sometimes I truly understand the criticism that my generation refused to grow up.
12. Concern intensified
This is some serial killer stuff.
11. Recreation
But which is which?
THE CAKE IS A ‘RECREATION’ OF THE BRIDE
Do I need to say more? from weddingshaming
10. This bud’s for you
It would ironically be classier AND less expensive to just have a plain colored cake.
9. Then there’s this
I love the fine art disguises.
I’m all for people who go for low-budget weddings, but then there’s this…. from weddingshaming
8. Nope
This is the one big rule of weddings – why do so many people break it?
Thought this was the bride and groom at first – nope. Father and stepmother of the bride, wearing a white-ish, beaded gown with a train. from weddingshaming
7. Drink up
Apparently this is a common thing?
6. Do the math
My favorite part of this is that they made it even crazier with “14 + 2 adults” and “3 + 1 kids” instead of, yanno, “16” and “4.”
5. Well, fair
I have no idea how to feel about this.
Someone hosted their wedding today in the welfare office parking lot. from trashy
4. A non-invite
“We don’t like you enough to see you, but you need to like us enough to buy us things.”
3. Party time
Hey, at least it’s in a nice font.
2. Nature calls
At that point just designate a tree.
Why has this not been posted here yet? It’s GOLD. from weddingshaming
1. Party poopers
I’m so proud of you.
Memories to last a lifetime.
What was the weirdest wedding you’ve ever been to?
Tell us in the comments.
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Photos From People Who Are Doing Weddings the Right Way
Ah, the wedding day. A magical time for you and your spouse, the day you’ll never forget.
No matter how hard you might try.
It is a day frequently immortalized by photographs, often very expensive ones, but some caught off-the-cuff. Of the endless supply that’s out there, though, only a few rise to the top to become internet legends that get spread far and wide to the rest of us.
Here are some of those, thanks to Imgur/Reddit.
15. Best in the world
I’d rather have a bottle in front’a me than a frontal lobotomy.
14. You’re outta here
“At our wedding an usher had a rude girlfriend who wanted to be in the middle of pictures (dressed in white!) I got upset but my photographer said ‘I’ll fix it later don’t worry!’”
13. Potato, potato
Ironically this had to cost way more than just a normal invite.
My best friend finally mailed me an invitation to his wedding.
12. The summoning circle
Um. You good, kid?
11. What happens in Vegas
Will haunt you forever.
My uncle’s wedding in Las Vegas, streamed live on the internet. from trashy
10. Loving gift
This reminds me of when televangelists offer terrible gifts in exchange for “love offerings” to get around taxing their stupid merchandise.
I was told this wedding invitation should be under trashy. from trashy
9. Carry me home
When they talk about the threshold, I’m not sure that’s what they mean.
Every girls dream is to be carried on her wedding night. from trashy
8. Here comes the somebody
This is like the one unforgivable sin of wedding attire, how do people keep doing this?
That woman on the left is not the bride… from weddingshaming
7. Keep it classy
I mean, I’ll give ’em this, it’s a brilliant cost-saving measure.
Wasn’t expecting to see a wedding when I stopped at Wal*Mart this weekend… from trashy
6. Hiding in plain sight
Look, to each their own, but there’s something that hits me weird about hiding from would-be assassins as a form of romance.
Has anyone seen the bride? I can’t find her. from weddingshaming
5. So stinking happy
I see what you did there.
4. Once again
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING, JUST STOP.
You’re probably wondering why this is shame worthy. Well how do you feel now that you know she was ***NOT*** the bride from weddingshaming
3. MRPA?
It doesn’t quite roll off the tongue.
The Russian equivalent of the MAGA wedding from weddingshaming
2. How cute
But how am I gonna look good for a photo if I’m preventing a plague? Priorities, man.
When the toppers on your toilet paper cake have masks, but none of your guests do. from weddingshaming
1. Caught him
I’m not here to kinkshame, but maybe keep this in the bedroom. And yes, that’s motherf**king Carole Baskin.
I can only hope my big day is half as classy.
What’s the weirdest wedding you’ve ever experienced?
Tell us about it in the comments.
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What’s the Craziest Thing Your Ex Did After Your Divorce? Here’s What People Had to Say.
We’ve all had one. And some people have had quite a few…
I’m talking about crazy exes who go off the deep end after a breakup and make your life a living hell.
You just gotta ride it out and hope that things don’t spin off into Fatal Attraction territory, you know what I’m saying?
What’s the craziest thing an ex did after a divorce?
AskReddit users shared their stories.
1. Thief!
“My ex stole a car and did 18 months in state prison.
Based on what I was able to find online at the time, he approached a car dealership and showed interest in buying a vehicle. They allowed him to take it home for a 24 hour demo. He never returned it.
They reported it stolen after they attempted multiple times to contact him to return it. They then contacted the state police who put a BOLO out. They found him driving the vehicle on the other side of the state where he thought he wouldn’t be found.
I found out when I got an unexpected phone call from the sheriff’s office. I asked why they were calling me about this. They said my ex I told them I would vouch for him as a “character witness”.
I told the officer over the phone that my ex was a lying sack of s**t and shouldn’t be trusted. The officer laughed, thanked me for my time and hung up.”
2. A real jerk.
“Completely ignored our three children for the last ten years while living with a woman and her three children.
Did I mention, our oldest is HIS from a previous relationship, who I was awarded custody of, and he is her only living biological parent?!”
3. That’s weird.
“My favorite was his sister sent a Facebook message to all of his contacts the day of our separation (including my family).
Before we announced anything, her message stated everyone should immediately delete me and if I said anything about why we separated I was lying and not to listen.
Basically this created a lot of curious questions and a lot of laughs.”
4. Ouch.
“My ex-wife told me I could leave my stuff in our house while I found somewhere else to stay.
I assumed this was a good-will effort to keep things as amicable as possible between us. When I went to get my stuff she had burned all of it.
So that was rough.”
5. Dangerous.
“She removed the retaining clips for my windshield wipers, but put the wipers back on the arms.
First storm after I got my car back from her, driver side wiper flew off the car on Interstate 40.
Good times.”
6. Oh, boy…
“She called my company, talked her way up the chain to the president of the company (still don’t know how she managed that, but she’s smart) and told him I was suicidal and had threatened to “do something drastic” at work…
Later I learned that she thought this would be a roundabout way of getting my address which I didn’t share with her after I moved out because she’s bats**t crazy.”
7. Petty.
“When I told my ex-husband I wanted a divorce, the next day after I went to work he packed our entire house into a uHaul and put it in storage. Even with a court order he refused to give my stuff back. I left my marriage with the clothes on my back.
Years later he decided he was above the courts because he got away with that and took our son across country telling me he was moving with one day notice and told me I couldn’t do anything about it. Of course I promptly hired a lawyer and we went back to court and he lost joint custody but it took a year of fighting, chasing him down, and not seeing my son.
There are more stories but those are probably the worst.”
8. Horrible.
“Ki**ed or Euthanize our dog, then lied about that he d**d of natural causes.
Given the dog was old and blind, but she pleaded that she wanted a weekend with him, and then the next night sent me a fake text that he passed away during the night at like 3 am because he coughed and then just stopped breathing.
That s**t wasn’t true, I found out later after finding and calling the vet she brought him to, that she bad mouthed me about and that he was suffering and needed to be put to sleep because he was in agony and I was supposedly letting him suffer.
She had him out to sleep like the day she took him home, like 3 hours afterwards. Never got to say goodbye due to that b**ch.”
9. Jeez.
“Called me and pretended he had been hit by a car while we were talking.
He even tried to voice the crowd that had gathered around his “body.” God-awful acting, but pretty funny listening to him try to mimic a woman’s voice. Points for trying to be inclusive, I guess.
I think he was trying to get me to re-live my trauma of being on the phone with a friend who actually HAD been hit by a car while we were talking. Too bad he didn’t realize that hearing the real thing is worlds different than hearing a dumb**s try to act it out.”
10. Put it in writing.
“After he realized I was never going back, he told his mom that I had been stealing from the family the whole time we were together.
Then he literally put it in writing that I had a key to his parents’ home and would sneak in and take his dad’s guns and his grandmother’s jewelry, and that he had been powerless to stop me.
It was always his druggie sister. Always. Anyone with eyes could see it, but no one in the family wanted to believe it.”
11. That’s weird.
“My ex husband started dating his step mom who has been in his life since he was 11 years old.
His step mom and him are still together almost 5 years later. His step mom confessed her love of my ex to his dad a few years ago and they have since divorced. The dad is now dating a 21 year old.
I know all of this because I’m still close friends with my ex husbands sister.
It’s so messed up and I’m so grateful I left him when I did.”
12. Wow.
“Kidnapped the kids during their weekend visit and moved to a small town in the next state over. It took me 2 years to get them back.
She eventually burned all her bridges in the town she moved to and went home to her parents house. Since her parents were not pleased with her choices and were on my side during the whole deal they called me to let me know where she was. I went and got them.
This was over 20 years ago and they have both grown up just fine. I’ve since remarried and my 2nd wife has been a wonderful mother to them.
It took a lot of work to fix all the damage but it’s mostly ok. The biggest scars that lasted was that my son has a distrust of women with authority (that he has worked really hard to get over) and my daughter was afraid to start her own family because she worries she would turn out just like her mom.
She finally got over that and is expecting our first grand baby this fall.”
Did you ever have an ex go bananas on you?
Please tell us all about it in the comments!
And don’t mention any names, of course…
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