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umblr Posts You Can Look at Instead of Stressing Out About Stuff

Want to take a tumble with me? By which I mean, we can look at all these neat Tumblr posts together.

Why? What did you think I meant? Get your mind out of the gutter, I hardly know you! Goodness.

While I’m recovering from your scandalous insinuations, let’s just check out these 10 funny posts.

10. Blackest Friday

This is kind of what it looks like all the time, tbh.

https://appleb18.tumblr.com/post/139367852255/sempaidoesntnoticeme-justbrosthings

9. Closer

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend…

https://hulkahoop.tumblr.com/post/88769803375/tomrny-doctorcanon-tomrny-do-you-know-how

8. Dog days

Whatever. I don’t even like that leg. Take it.

https://melanshi.tumblr.com/post/136193451119/spillywolf-when-you-have-anxiety-over

7. Live and let die

Either this person doesn’t get coffins or we need to call the police immediately.

https://katie-drou11.tumblr.com/post/108501579336/mythotsarestars-spicy-vagina-tacos-who-lives

6. Aggressive hydration

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

https://heart.tumblr.com/post/173613993770/wam-bam-jimmy-jam-lionesshart

5. Winging it

Maybe all the artists were just giving their subjects Red Bull.

https://gayarsonist.tumblr.com/post/622106968906252288/gayarsonist-my-favorite-thing-about-humanity-is

4. Coming of angst

Put your forehead against the glass and listen to that song that gets you in your feels.

https://hreshtak.tumblr.com/post/187436135764

3. Server salvation

He’s up there pwning angels now…

https://lilingratenasty.tumblr.com/post/175224564295/pinkie-whitelloon-aeonlamb-when-a-gamer-dies

2. National pride

I hate when people say “I’m American.” No reason I’m just generally very annoyed with my own country.

https://spanishskulduggery.tumblr.com/post/120122171797/i-hate-when-people-say-im-spanish-like-no

1. Bucket lift

We’re shutting down science. The memes were right. It has officially gone too far and it needs to be stopped.

https://forgetmaxx.tumblr.com/post/147720436412/ketchuprocket-all-the-other-humans-fucking

Hope you enjoyed those as much as I did. Come on back soon and we’ll look at some more together. I mean yanno…if you wanna…*blush.* *bashful kick.*

When you go on Tumblr, what sorts of things are you hoping to see?

Tell us your thoughts in the comments!

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Fun Tumblr Posts That Sure Are Funny

I’m gonna take a controversial stand. I think Tumblr is a fun place full of fun people saying fun stuff.

THERE, I SAID IT.

Please, there is no need to commend me for my bravery, nor hoist me upon your shoulders as some truth-speaking god. I am just a man. A man courageous enough to speak his convictions, and stare unblinking into the resistance that follows.

And now that all of that is out in the open, I’d like to share with you a few of the reasons I hold this bold stance.

10. Wizarding world

The greatest curse is our own dumbness.

https://normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/post/622636693029339136/firstborn-of-akatosh-lesbianshepard-the

9. Pwn home

I can just picture their beloved pet mouse and keyboard.

https://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/166394941487/softbimagnus-down-with-capitalism-avvocarlo

8. Internet inception

And here we are…sharing it with you…

https://drownedinlight.tumblr.com/post/188479378659/i-see-that-this-photo-has-been-cropped-to-hide-the

7. Spooky boutique

Reality is far scarier than any Goosebumps tale.

https://del3141.tumblr.com/post/188692130618/shopkeeper-increasingly-exasperated-im-trying

6. History repeats itself

No one wanted to know who I was until I put on the mask.

https://septic-dr-schneep.tumblr.com/post/619213122121728000/yesterdaysprint-the-evening-star-washington

5. Economic ritual

Some of you may die, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.

https://memesandmagik.tumblr.com/post/618061666062663680/swingsetindecember-all-those-horror-films-where

4. Soft questions

I’m with you, grosstling, those people are sociopaths.

https://podcastenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/147997851108/grosstling-grosstling-why-do-people-ever-buy

3. Get it twisted

Age ain’t nothing but a horror show.

https://kennygeezus.tumblr.com/post/184284384256/i-realize-this-is-about-turning-30-but-my-brain

2. Recession-proof

These songs were too big to fail.

https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/190988987083

1. Absolute unit

This is why I’d be carrying a white flag everywhere I went.

https://essence-of-armbarring.tumblr.com/post/166229419216/pileofknives-westfailia-it-was-one-hundred

Having seen the evidence for yourself, do you now agree with me that Tumblr is, in fact, fun? It’s OK to admit it. You’re safe here. Together, we will usher in the revolution.

What’s your favorite thing about Tumblr?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets You Really Should See Right Now

There’s too much going on on Twitter every day to keep with everything, and you’re busy with your own life anyway.

But never fear, we’ve got a digest of some of the recent Twitter highlights you can scroll through real quick and get back to your day, maybe feeling a little lighter for the pick-me-up!

It’s just 14 of the twizzles (aka tweets) to make ya smizzle (aka smiling) this wizzle (aka week).

Okay, yeah… I don’t know what I’m doing.

Let’s just look at tweets. I mean twizzles.

Whatever.

14. Dat face

This dog is more handsome than me and I don’t appreciate it.

13. Bring me that horizon

I recall something about rum, and it being gone.

12. Eye to eye

You really get to know somebody when you’re this up close and personal.

11. Get a leg up

Hey no judgement, I can’t do that.

10. Came-NO

This app is the ultimate punishment for our sins.

9. Picture perfect

The extra time you clearly have on your hands will be greatly rewarded.

8. Me and my baby

Is it possible to cringe yourself inside out?

7. Kitty control

Leave him be, he’s clearly got a handle on things.

6. Oh nose

Nope, nope, nope, we are NOT getting new fetishes out of this.

5. Late night

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: number one in the hood, G.

4. Manic panic

Um, yes, this is called bipolar disorder.

3. Plate tectonics

This diner does not abide by your pitiful laws of physics.

2. Ritual cleaning

No thank you please.

1. In this economy?

Might as well just get this tattoo at this point.

Just a little refreshing rundown of some of the best stuff floating around out there. We aim to please, and we live to serve!

Who do you think are the best people on Twitter right now?

Share your opinion in the comments.

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10 Random Memes of the Moment We Think You’ll Love

Top ten countdowns are always super arbitrary, so why not make a list of some random memes we found? Number 4 will SHOCK you. And by shock, we mean, make you chuckle and breathe a puff of air through your nose. They’re memes, not deathbed confessions. Scroll through and enjoy.

Here for no reason whatsoever are our top 10 memes we’ve seen in the last 5 minutes.

10. Dangerous games

We all need a little roughness and a little tenderness.

9. Sweet dreams

Can’t get hurt if you never connect with anyone.

8. Dive into salvation

This is blasphemy of the highest order and we approve.

7. Talent pool

Nobody tells you that after age 25 you just stop listening to anything new.

6. Pulling for you

Something you’ll regret wonderfully for the rest of your life.

5. Live, don’t learn

The sauce demands a monch.

4. Constructed languages

Ah, I see the car here is made out of car.

3. Solid bits

They’ve got one trick and by golly they’re gonna do it.

2. That sweet bi and bye

Nothing is more powerful than a father’s instinct to do a dad joke.

1. Which craft?

Revenge is a dish that’s best served.

There you have it, our definitive rankings of those specific memes, recorded for posterity. Thank you for being with us for this historically important event.

What are your favorite memes lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Are Here for You When You Need Them

Listen up…

Has it not been your day, your week, your month, or even your year?

No worries. Memes are here for you. When the rain starts to pour. Like they’ve never been before. ‘Cause you’re there for memes, too.

Here are 10 memes to give you a smile and help you get through your day!

10. Capacity for audacity

Excuse me, do I know you?

9. Calendar confusion

We can’t know. There’s just no way to know.

8. Hot and beefy

At those prices I’m a little wary, but beggars can’t be choosers.

7. Drugs not hugs

Not the sort of PSA I’m used to, but it rings truer than most.

6. Artistic merit

I’m not tagged in this photo but I feel like I am.

5. Bummed bunny

You may not like it, but this is what peak effort looks like.

4. High ambitions

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night…

3. Absent Abby

I’d take this as a sign if I were her.

2. Cat-5 o’ 9 Tails

This is somebody’s very particular fetish and I’m not here to judge.

1. Clutter critter

I, too, hiss wildly when approached by human beings.

No matter what happens in this life, memes will always be there for us. And for that, we owe them a great debt of gratitude.

What are your favorite kinds of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tricky Tweets That Are Actually Treats

We’re going door to door trick or tweeting.

The way it works is, you click on this article, and then we give you either a nasty trick, or a bunch of tweets. And lucky you, you got the tweets! Congratulations! You don’t wanna know what happened to all those poor slobs who got tricks. They had to change their names, get new identities, the whole nine yards.

Anyway, enjoy your ten funny tweet treats from some of the best comedic minds on Twitter.

10. Intolerable cruelty

I’m sorry, did you say “diary products?”

9. B careful

The people who make these tests are sadists.

8. Cleansing fire

I’m gonna burn me down with it.

7. The great divide

Nobody gets funny later.

6. Science!

This guy’s got big ideas and we’re on board for them.

5. Time flies

Lol, as though we’re still gonna be around in 2080.

4. Big *fish* energy

Gotta pull yourself up by your gill flaps.

3. Flushed with anger

The wave of the future is always frightening.

2. Additional features

Might have to deal with some of the junk in my trunk.

1. Enlightening

This is an absolutely shocking revelation.

Hope you liked those, and if you did, click around! We got lots more around here. And none of them are actually tricks. We lied about that.

Saying there were tricks WAS the trick! What a twist! Eat your heart out, M. Night Shayamalan.

Who’s tweets do you think you could read for hours on end without getting bored?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Memes for People Who Are Little Fed Up Right Now

Does the entire world seem like a very harsh place right now? Come take respite in the warm embrace of memes. No matter what’s going on out there, in memes there will always be understanding. Always comradely. Memes do not judge and they do not assault. They revitalize. They strengthen.

Take these 12 memes with you before continuing your perilous journey through reality.

12. The ultimate puzzle

The T’s that tease.

11. Paralyzed by choice

I doughnut like this one bit.

10. Chattering bones

Hahaha what’s a trip?

9. Count your blessings

Safe with a partner or stuck with a nuisance?

8. Early temptations

It’s been 5 minutes, I probably deserve a treat.

7. Monday blues

Even from home the day still stings.

6. Reverse, reverse!

Good thing you saved that $2, though.

5. Let’s taco bout it

But what are all my guests going to eat?

4. Circle of death

Pictures taken right before disaster.

3. Ruffing it

Plot twist: he charges him rent.

2. New school

It’s almost like the economy is nonsense.

1. Look on the bright side

Rub some essential oils on it, maybe.

We know those memes didn’t exactly fix the problems in the real world, but we hope that taking this break to look at them has made those problems feel a little less daunting.

What are you favorite kind of memes?

Tell us in the comments!

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Memes for Those of us Who Are Struggling Hard Right Now

I’ve been struggling a lot lately, with all of this nonsense going on, and I’m looking into talking with a therapist again. I think that’s a healthy thing to do that nobody should be ashamed of, even if you’re just trying to work through some “normal” bad feelings you’ve got about things.

However, therapy is…kind of expensive, so while I do some comparison shopping, I’m pretty glad I’ve got memes as a stop-gap.

Obviously that’s a joke, memes aren’t a real substitute for mental healthcare. They can be pretty damn cathartic though, and surely that’s a semi-therapeutic thing. So check out these 12 struggle memes, and maybe feel a little better knowing that someone out there gets it.

12. It’s rewind time

Try summarizing this year without punching something, I dare you.

11. Futile exercise

“This will be my year to get fit,” we all lied to ourselves…

10. This is America

Things accelerate quick.

9. It’s a sign

Me too, kid. Me too.

8. Just the beginning

Don’t even joke about something like that.

7. Worry Warrior

Can’t start screaming if you never stopped.

6. Keeping up appearances

[annoyed grunt]

5. Psychic visions

Man, I’m a regular Miss Cleo.

4. Left behind

I swear we were doing something before…

3. The adventure begins

Learn the warning signs, me.

2. Inflated expectations

It’s like a reverse Grinch.

1. Hope

No jokes on this one. Just take a breath.

If you’re struggling hard right now, you are definitely not alone. Remember to reach out. Remember to clear your head now and then. You’ve got this.

What’s your biggest issue with this year?

Tell us in the comments (try to be civil.)

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10 Great Tweets for These Trying Times

I don’t know what to say anymore when attempting to segue from the terrors of reality into a list of fun tweets, to be honest. But as with most things, true expression can be found, if not in words, than with memes. So, I made you this meme in lieu of an intro paragraph:

Source: FX / Me

10. Original sin

“Bless me father, for I am about to spill this tea like the Boston Harbor.”

9. Bird is the word

Sticks and stones may break my bones but birds are total jerks.

8. No small artists

It’s really given him something to chew on.

7. Act now

I’ll just forget to cancel and end up paying for something I never use. I know this scam.

6. Absolutely trashed

Do you ever feel / like a plastic bag / drifting through the wind / wanting to start again…

5. Seal of approval

They’re so dang happy they gotta turn their whole body into a smile. ?

4. Giddyup

Please don’t do this to medical professionals, it’s way too funny.

3. Visions of the future

Whomever this is, we need them to replace Nate Silver immediately.

2. Clowning around

I’m boo boo the fool.

1. Week link in the chain

True story: at my 2020 NYE party I had a long and passionate argument with friends about whether the week truly started on Sunday or Monday. If only I knew how little it would soon matter…

I hope those brightened your mood a bit. I’d offer you an actual egg but, yanno, this is the internet. And I don’t know where you live.

Who are the best people on Twitter to follow right now?

Tell us in the comments.

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15 Memes That We Really Love Right Now

When a wonderful meme hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. It’s easy to fall in love with memes. They’re so accessible. They understand us. They’re so incredibly hot right now.

I mean honestly, what’s not to love?

Here are 15 memes we loved lately, and we think you will too.

15. Short stories

“Yeah I don’t really feel it. I’m from up north, so, this is kinda nothing.”

14. Espionage

Trying to trick me away from my productivity yet again.

13. The whole kitten caboodle

“I made these. Please take care of them now, they are very loud.”

12. Growing up

The early aughts was a time of pure color.

11. Only the elite

I’m gonna do what they call a pro gamer move.

10. Lies and statistics

Sucks to be you, I guess.

9. Getting trashed

You’ve got a weird family, friend.

8. The summoning

Is it even worth the tiny free dessert?

7. That winning smile

Ah yes. Who would want to be as…ugly or…uncharming as…Tom Holland…that creep.

6. The memeing of life

Am I a joke without a punchline?

5. Crying on the inside

All around me are familiar faces…

4. Tough it out

I’m starting with the man in the mirror.

3. Decisions, decisions

Perplexed by text.

2. A universe of knowledge

Sit down, it’s gonna be a fun week.

1. Grammar not-see

What is the the trick to this?

I’m absolutely smitten by every one of those. I want to take them home and live in domestic bliss for all my days. By which I mean…add them to my download folder and go find some more.

What memes have you loved lately?

Tell us the tale in the comments.

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