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July 18, 2019

13 Keanu Reeves Memes You Should Probably Take a Look At

Does any person on the planet have more love being thrown their way than Keanu Reeves right now?

To be fair, he seems to have earned it. Story after story after story makes him appear to be the genuine article.

So here are 13 memes to celebrate the guy who we just can’t get enough of…

1. This. Right. Here.

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2. Two sides to everybody…

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3. It’s true.

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4. He’s all of us.

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5. WUT?!?! We have to save him!

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6. Pretty much immortal, yes…

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7. Oh snap

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8. Hahaha… oh internet…

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9. He did make INSANE amounts of money from The Matrix. True story.

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10. Haha, classic Keanu…

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11. When you see it…

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12. Fair enough!

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13. Damn Keanu!

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Are all your problems solved? No.

Do you feel better? Yes.

You’re welcome.

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July 17, 2019

I’m Going to Laugh While I Read These 14 Tweets. Will You Join Me?

Welcome to my post about funny tweets. There’s 14 of them, so shall we just start reading them now?

We shall!

1. I can see this…

no one:

gays trying to use a chair: pic.twitter.com/kIVR1HNZry

— ??????? ?????? (@MrMichaelSwartz) July 1, 2019

2. For those Mariah stans only…

You know you’re a @MariahCarey lamb when… pic.twitter.com/XPPd7Mse2C

— WeMissMusic.com (@wemissmusic) July 3, 2019

3. Less. Is. More.

My Uber driver didn’t greet me when I got in, and he put absolutely zero effort whatsoever into getting to know me or trying to make any sort of conversation with me throughout the entire 7 minute trip.
5 stars

— Zach Svobodny (@ZachSvo) July 2, 2019

4. Oh snap….

July 4th is the met gala for Old Navy families

— 200 Old Navy Flag Shirts (@smurphnoff) July 4, 2019

5. This is gonna hurt.

Me setting my alarms for 5am at 1am. https://t.co/R7jbXuQe81

— $ ₳ ₦ Ε Ε R (@Saneeer_) July 3, 2019

6. This haunts me quite a bit

Jake Gyllenhaal looks so goddamn much like Disneyland Woody pic.twitter.com/2FUPTZq07t

— Hamish Steele (@hamishsteele) July 3, 2019

7. Trash loves trash

when you finally meet that special someone pic.twitter.com/oYy1PzSZmi

— Boosh (@whatsupboosh) July 1, 2019

8. At least she’s honest…

“yo they lookin for u outside, i bit a kid.” pic.twitter.com/g3BKz2eHvp

— pauline (@icywiifey) June 30, 2019

9. I like it! More!

so I did a thing pic.twitter.com/VtYhVEZ1z6

— esther (@essthheerrr) July 2, 2019

10. I’m listening…

what if we made out at the macy’s 4th of july sale

— James (@CaucasianJames) July 4, 2019

11. Just the bare necessities…

my dog: *has unlimited food, water, shelter & love

*front door opens*

my dog: https://t.co/jMfscBySMe

— ɴɪɴᴀ (@cravethese) July 3, 2019

12. GIMME!

“I said NO PICTURES, Bitch!” pic.twitter.com/4RWpVijtR5

— The Angry (@NY_Wiseass) July 2, 2019

13. Oh…. I get it!

Me: can I have a turn in the hedge now

Hedgehog: no

— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) July 1, 2019

14. Pokémon coming at ya with the funny…

When you accidentally open the front camera of your phone… pic.twitter.com/BwKsK61gVR

— Pokémon (@Pokemon) July 1, 2019

Well, I don’t know about you, but I enjoyed that quite a bit!

Come back for more of all of that sometime soon!

Until then… toodles!

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July 16, 2019

Married Couples Confess: We Haven’t Consummated Our Marriage yet

This is quite strange…

So, what if this happened to you…

You save your virginity for your marriage and then, on your wedding night… nothing happens.

Not only that, nothing happens for a week, a month or more!

Would you be surprised to find out how many people have NOT consummated their marriage after getting married?

Get ready to read some craziness!

19. There’s always annulments…

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18. Sounds like you had sex before though, so…?

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17. This really sucks.

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16. I’ll tell you what’s going to happen: divorce.

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15. Time to talk to your SO!

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14. Ummm, that’s not how it works…

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13. Okay, this is a happy ending! Finally!

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12. Haha, yeah, you really should.

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11. I would be!

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10. Well, I honestly can’t say I blame him…

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9. That’s a LONG time to wait.

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8. It really shouldn’t be a fight. There’s something wrong.

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7. Go. To. Therapy.

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6. Some men do have low sex drives…

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5. Okay, NOT the same thing!

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4. Talk to somebody about it. You have to get past this.

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3. Yes. She will. Get ON it.

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2. Yeah, it would be nice.

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1. Never think that!

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A wedding night situation wouldn’t be a big deal for me because there’s no reality where I would marry someone and wouldn’t have slept with them.

But if a couple weeks went by and I was getting rejected… time to get an annulment!

Sorry, not sorry.

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July 16, 2019

Keep These Savage Responses to Texts from Exes in Mind Next Time an Old Flame Gets in Touch

The art of the text that is a total burn needs to be perfected over time. It doesn’t happen overnight.

Listen, breaking up and moving on sucks usually, but sometimes you get an opportunity to just completely own the other person and it is DEEPLY satisfying.

These folks know what I’m talking about!!

1. Oh do you now???

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2. Garbage is as garbage does…

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3. Well, YEAH!

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4. Completely dead

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5. Zigaziga ahhhhhhh

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6. Not to Starbucks nor anywhere else!

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7. Chop chop…

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8. Mom things…

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9. LOL…

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10. And NO

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11. In a galaxy far, far away…

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12. Oh no! Not the mom jokes!

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13. How close?

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Key fact from all of these… move on fam! Asap.

Lingering is for suckers!

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July 16, 2019

10+ Memes About Morning and Not-Morning People That Should Look Familiar

Are you a morning person? A snoozer? A coffee addict? Or maybe it depends on the day.

Regardless of where you fall on the sleepy-scale… here are 14 memes to get your day started!

1. We all hate the “Early Riser”

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2. Because most of us are “The Snoozer”

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3. And let’s face it… ain’t nobody the “Beauty Queen”

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4. And how many “Coffee Addicts” we got out there?

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5. Yes, most of us are “The Walking Dead”

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6. And it’s okay to be grumpy. Because mornings SUCK!

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7. Why do we have problems waking up? Wonder why…

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8. The horror!!!

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9. I prefer fantasy over reality…

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10. Decisions, decisions…

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11. Daylight Savings Time is the WORST!

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12. Yeah… how?!?!?!?

13. Savage

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14. We’re all tired fam…

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Have a great day!

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July 16, 2019

15 Funny Tweets About Animals That’ll Give You a Good Laugh

Animals are completely unpredictable, so either they’re going to make us laugh or kill us. One of those two things. Which one will it be…?

Thankfully, they usually just make us laugh… as they lay in wait for the right time to strike!

Here are 15 times they decided it was better to make us laugh then introduce us to an untimely demise.

15. Sing it loud! Sing it proud!

CRUELLA DEVILLEEEEE

CRUELLA DEVILLEEEEE

IF SHE DOESNT SCARE YOUUU

NO EVIL THING WILLLLLL pic.twitter.com/oolmha2UbJ

— Goro Majima Stan Account (@ThaTrail) August 5, 2018

14. Oh… you fancy!

Time goes by… so slowly… pic.twitter.com/l38KSiwBPV

— Abraham Stark (@theabrahamstark) June 19, 2018

13. The cutest!

Pangolins are cute because they always look like they’re about to hesitantly present some bad news to their sovereign lord. “Pardon me sire… my liege if I may…. the prisoners…. they’ve….. well, they’ve escaped.” pic.twitter.com/gsUqLcACzr

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 22, 2018

12. That’s a no from fido…

In case you missed my dog learning how to eat a string bean pic.twitter.com/gckcC8noYB

— Alexandra Kleeman (@AlexKleeman) March 16, 2018

11. “You dog? I dog too!”

HE THINKS IT’S A HECKA BIG DOGGO pic.twitter.com/3lysfNwNE1

— Hashtag (@HashtagPurr) May 2, 2018

10. GURRRRRRRLLLLL!

My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced pic.twitter.com/IYKmIplUFv

— Cheish (@TheCheish) January 21, 2018

9. Well, there goes THOSE plans…

when u do your hair for brunch and they cancel pic.twitter.com/48hskgDdBD

— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) January 13, 2018

8. Pretty much me always

A hedgehog, screaming at the ground: pic.twitter.com/iDKNtyyGvG

— taylor nicole dean (@taylorndean) June 7, 2018

7. No touch fone. Only petz. Pls n thx u!

When Ur Dog Stages An Intervention pic.twitter.com/gI4nnJfNwh

— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) March 19, 2018

6. Ninjdog

while u begged for treats I studied the blade pic.twitter.com/K5zY792AKy

— Alex “Tropical” Forrest (@380kmh) September 27, 2017

5. Done got wrecked!

Snow owls sleep like they have necked 10 double whiskeys and just reached their bed. pic.twitter.com/bq0fRguX73

— James Glynn (@jamesglynn) July 23, 2018

4. Yep… pretty much!

the world: [at the edge of apocalypse]

me: [oblivious, headphones on] pic.twitter.com/6YwYotstzG

— Elvish Presley (@_elvishpresley_) June 29, 2018

3. Hey girl…

when ur a good boy but she wants a bad boy pic.twitter.com/yzqrlW60Rn

— jim, recoviering moron (@urvillageidiot) July 13, 2017

2. “Whatever shall I do?!”

“no, officer, I haven’t seen my husband in weeks. yes, I’m terribly worried” pic.twitter.com/Mot2giYC3I

— the library haunter (@SketchesbyBoze) February 7, 2018

1. Good boy!

HE DRAGGED THE FUCKING SPRINKLER IN THROUGH THE DOGGY DOOR pic.twitter.com/qXmc1E4qnD

— Justin (@Justin_Leonard1) July 21, 2018

It’s a wonder they put up with us and not destroy us all.

Because they could.

They have the numbers.

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July 13, 2019

20 Memes for Moms That Are Extremely Relatable

Being a mom is a higher learning institution where a toddler is the teacher, and they’re making up new lessons randomly and without warning. And every day you have to pass test after test after test.

And if you fail… oh boy. Let’s not even talk about that.

Let’s just read some memes instead. And eat chocolate. And talk about our kids.

20. How yo doin’??

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19. Oh, you sassy gurl!

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18. Oh yeah, dat me!

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17. Truth

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16. RUN! Protect the treasure!

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15. But do you have to, tho?

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14. Oh, blame the dads again, ehhhhh?

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13. HALP!

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12. The right is just the industrial version…

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11. “You want to play a game, mommy?”

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10. Stop touching it!

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9. Damn it feels good to be a toddler…

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8. But would you?

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7. Complete and utter destruction of the mind, body and soul

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6. I’m HUGE!

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5. You can do anything. But there are consequences.

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4. Yo betch! Cheez-its! Right meow!

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3. Tonight I googled, “Does giving kids booze to sleep really work…”

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2. Rules? What rules!?!

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1. Always on poop. Forever on poop.

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Just remember moms… you chose this.

But you’re free to complain.

We’re listening.

We’re always listening…

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July 12, 2019

If You Work in Customer Service, You’ll Feel These Memes in Your Soul

You may think you’ve had some bad experiences in the service industry, but you haven’t seen anything until you’ve worked that customer service desk in a retail setting. Wow. People will turn into god damned animals if they think they should be getting their money back. And god forbid if they think they should be getting something for free for their trouble.

Yes, I did work retail and, yes, I did work the customer service desk… so these 22 customer serve memes are so damn relatable.

Let’s go!

22. Isn’t this how it use to work?

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21. Oh, it’s gonna be like that?!

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20. Fake it till you make it… to another job.

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19. Oh really?

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18. See! SEE!!!!

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17. Well, maybe you need to customer somewhere else then!

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16. I can already tell this is going to end badly…

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15. Wait, how did I get this banana….?

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14. Just so you know…

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13. Sorry, not sorry, but really sorry, and sorry.

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12. #TruthBomb

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11. Hahaha, oh you retail workers and your funnies…

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10. I don’t want to be here any longer…

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9. Yesssssssssss????

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8. All jobs. Ever.

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7. Agreed. You gave it to me. I’m taking it. Bye.

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6. Oh, some of us understand…

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5. Put Kim behind a customer service desk and watch her CRUMBLE…

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4. Why do you keep asking me this?!

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3. I’m chilling until the last possible second.

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2. All the feels…

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1. Is this a double? This seems like a double…

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Okay, I’m going to go to bed. Gotta get some sleep so I can work in the morning…

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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July 12, 2019

10+ OMFG Tweets That Will Bring You All the LOLs

Great jokes are just like a fine wine…they get better with age.

So I submit to you today a collection of 13 deliciously robust tweets that you will be able to revisit time and time again for the LOLs you need on even your toughest days.

Enjoy!

13. Too much upkeep, send it back…

i can't believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die

— pascalle (@frenchielaboozi) February 27, 2014

12. Just a little game we all play

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 15, 2017

11. It makes it all the more impressive, really

how'd he have time to write all those plays then pic.twitter.com/O6I4qc4YPY

— #softmom (@tatianawrites) March 20, 2017

10. He’s even lying on a canvas

this dog looks exactly how renaissance painters thought dogs looked like and im in love pic.twitter.com/pjFviExBTs

— nelly furtado (@jfurta_) March 6, 2018

9. If you find out, let me know!

I wonder what it's like to be able to put your hair in a low ponytail and not look like a founding father

— Megan ︎ (@megan_middle) June 30, 2017

8. Laughing FOREVER!

"Anybody here named Jeff?"
Jeff: "Yes"
Geoff: "Yeos"

— matt tobey (@mtobey) January 21, 2016

7. Pipe down, liver!

me: skincare!
my other organs: please help us .

— sam (@smeezi) July 26, 2017

6. Use your words!

our cats had a fight and my parents are trying to make them resolve it lol pic.twitter.com/O7IHihmPo1

— allie oetken (@allieoets) June 26, 2016

5. If only it were that easy…

ME: ugh turn this off, I hate depressing movies

GOD: This is your life flashing before your eyes

ME: Put Ratatouille on

— Jon (@ArfMeasures) February 26, 2018

4. Respect.

finish your salad. a thousand islands died to make that dressing.

— rachelle mandik (@rachelle_mandik) January 21, 2016

3. This is seriously where we’ve ended up?

Nailed it. pic.twitter.com/L7mrWA2xC2

— James (@JayGreatorex) January 16, 2017

2. Can I pet him?

[while being tackled by police dog] what's his name?

— brent (@murrman5) July 3, 2017

1. Boom.

“Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know”

Me: wow 3 kids… those are pretty damn permanent CAROL

— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017

You’re welcome.

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July 11, 2019

These Random Tweets Will Be Hilarious from Now Until Forever

There are certain jokes out there that are just timeless. No matter how many times you hear them, how many views you rack up on the video, or how many times you relate it to your friends, you can’t help but crack up.

I humbly submit these tweets under that same category.

17. Aspirations!

DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT pic.twitter.com/Kr48zBcL1m

— Klaudia Amenábar (@kaludiasays) August 2, 2017

16. People’s minds, I swear…

Pleasure to meet you. The name's… pic.twitter.com/Auq5ynNTHJ

— Jay (@jaybn1) August 18, 2016

15. I hope they’re being paid union wages

Shark week is actually the safest time to go to the beach because all the sharks are busy being on TV

— Eric Thomas (@EricThomas_311) July 24, 2017

14. Also don’t buy a duvet cover

CHANGING YOUR DUVET COVER
-remember to use your energy sparingly. It's a marathon, not a sprint
-make sure you stay hydrated
-don't panic

— Manytypesoftea (@manytypesoftea) July 15, 2017

13. What even?!

When you're struggling to reach the word count whilst writing an essay pic.twitter.com/czr48f5EYT

— Dan (@DanielWhitear) May 18, 2017

12. A wise man

wife: Why is your back all scratched up?
[flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone]
me: I'm having an affair

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 18, 2016

11. I can’t

Congratulations to the happy couple! pic.twitter.com/sVQyAv7GOb

— Tettra (@tettracat) July 29, 2017

10. Among other things

STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING

— Austin Sawyer (@austy23) August 29, 2017

9. Right? Ew.

No fucking way will I choose the shopping cart that someone left a piece of paper in.

— denise (@Stellacopter) April 16, 2013

8. Life lessons…

I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.

— peach (@paigelokkesmoe) March 11, 2019

7. Me.

ME:[defending myself] Oh yeah?? Well I got 5 words for you buddy: please be nice to me

— a ghost, online (@AbrasiveGhost) April 16, 2016

6. As one does…

Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room pic.twitter.com/wfOeVUm7yW

— Deno DeMartino (@Deno_Tron) July 1, 2017

5. Dying!

every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby

— dalton day (@lilghosthands) September 10, 2017

4. Well-argued

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) December 12, 2013

3. Solidarity

Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second

— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 25, 2016

2. If this doesn’t make you snort… what’s wrong with you?!

Jesus out here looking like a SNACK pic.twitter.com/XrTQxOYzRb

— 『Hannah Hotpocket』 (@jaredtheunseen) February 24, 2018

1. This is one of the weirdest things humans do!

Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning pic.twitter.com/TjCBc9hPcY

— Shania Twink (@syrianbryn) September 11, 2017

Love it!

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