Are You a Hot Mess? These Tweets Will Speak to You

Are you someone who could be considered a bit of a hot mess? My wife definitely falls into this category – someone who’s the life of the party and a great friend, but also tends to be kind of a disaster at the same time.

There’s no shame in it. Plus, at least you get some good jokes and tweets like these out of it…

1. Now I’m fixed

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2. Can’t stop

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3. Hmmm

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4. Wrong attachment

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5. I’m late!

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6. Make it happen, DOG

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7. I’m begging you

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8. It’s up to you

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9. That’s a lot of info

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10. Whoops

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11. Nice work!

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12. Life is fair

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13. You don’t recognize me?

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14. Don’t stop now

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15. Sounds like a plan

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16. Look out, world!

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17. Thank you!

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18. I’m in control

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19. I don’t wanna hear it

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20. Good luck

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Let your hot mess flag fly!

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15+ of the Dumbest Things Anti-Vaxxers Have Ever Said

I try my best to be understanding of others, but I’ll be honest: I do not understand anti-vaxxers. What’s worse is that it seems like they’re growing in numbers every day.

Here is a list of some of the absolute dumbest things they’ve ever said.

1. Now how it works

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2. Great…

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3. Yup

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4. Oh, really?

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5. They all died

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6. Seems logical

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7. New name, same disease

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8. Probably Option B

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9. Please discuss

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10. Imagine that

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11. The work of demons

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12. The “flue”

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13. Zing!

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14. Called out by Mommy

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15. Don’t do it!

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16. From my opinion…

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17. No need

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18. Can’t find one…

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19. That DNA vaccine

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20. Go test it out

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I’ll never stop shaking my head at these folks…

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Viral Twitter Thread Shows Just How Ridiculous Stationary Bike Ads Are

Have you seen those ads for Peloton stationary bikes lately? They’re everywhere, and honestly, they’re kind of ridiculous.

Clue Heywood pointed out the silliness of these ads on a viral Twitter thread:

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Why wouldn’t you? It’s not like it’s an eyesore or anything.

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I mean, it’s what I do with my zen garden/home gym.

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Show it off to your neighbors!

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What do you mean everyone doesn’t have a conservatory?

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Love the peacock.

This is my favorite though …

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Who thought this photo was a good idea? The child is in the freaking corner? Good lord.

Peloton bikes: they’re expensive and ridiculous.

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How to Actually Play the ‘True American’ Drinking Game from New Girl in Real Life

Beloved sitcom New Girl is, sadly, done making new episodes. But while we may never get any new adventures from Jess, Schmidt and the rest of the gang, we can still get into the spirit of the show via its ridiculous(ly fun?) drinking game: True American.

True American is a fictitious drinking game in the sense that it was completely made up by the scriptwriters of New Girl. On the other hand, it is a very real drinking game in the sense that people actually play it and get drunk!

If you, too, would like to bring the New Girl fun into your own (hopefully quite spacious) house, here are the rules. And yes, there are really rules.

1. Choose your teammates

There are teams of 2 in this game, so you’ll need a minimum of 4 players to make it work. To choose the teams, everyone holds up a number from 1 to 5 with their fingers on their forehead. People with the same numbers are on the same team. You may need to repeat the process a couple times until people end up with the same number.

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2. Create your “castle”

The game revolves around a castle in the center of the room. The castle can be any flat piece of furniture, like a table.

Place a bottle of liquor in the middle of the table. This is the “king.” Then line cans of beers around it in the shape of an X. These are the “pawns.” You can choose the number of pawns based on the number of players participating.

3. Set up your game “board”

Now you need to set up the rest of the game board. The floor is lava, so you’ll need to use elevated spaces to move around the castle. There should be at least 5-8 spaces on each side of the castle. Think chairs, tables, couches, and so on.

Only 4 of these spaces touch the castle. If you land on those spaces, you get to take a pawn beer.

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4. Start with a shotgun

Now that your game is set up, get started with a shotgun tipoff. Everyone grabs a beer, and whoever finishes first wins the shotgun and screams “1, 2, 3 JFK!” Everyone else responds with “FDR!”

Then every player grabs a pawn beer and retreats to a space of their choice, except for the 4 around the castle.

The shotgun winner goes first. They move one space closer to the castle, moving clockwise.

5. Play minigames every turn

Every turn, the player who’s up must decide on which minigame they want to play. There are three options.

First, the player can scream “1, 2, 3” and everyone puts a number on their forehead again. Whoever picks a unique number can move forward one space.

Second, the player begins reciting a well-known quote from American history. Whoever finishes the quote correctly moves forward two spaces.

Third, the player names three famous American people, places, or things. Whoever can name what all three have in common moves forward three spaces.

6. How players lose

All players must have a beer in their hand at all times. If you’re spotted without a beer, you’re disqualified.

Additionally, the floor is lava, so if you fall off of your space, you’re also disqualified.

You can get back into the game by shotgunning a beer.

7. How players win

The game is over when all of the pawn beers are finished and a player reaches the castle to sip from the “king’s cup,” or the bottle of liquor. Whoever takes a sip from the king’s cup wins the game!

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This Viral Post Shows Exactly Why People with Mental Health Issues Don’t Seek Help

According to the World Health Organization, over 300 million people worldwide have depression. Sadly, at least in the United States, your health insurance coverage dictates what treatment options (or lack thereof) you’re allowed to get. So what happens if you’re stuck between mental health concerns and financial trouble?

Nicole Vlaming experienced this firsthand. She was having suicidal thoughts. She went to an emergency room for help, which is absolutely the right thing to do – what we’re told to do, in fact.

She posted about her experience, and the resulting bill, in a post that went viral on Facebook.

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She starts with explaining her initial treatment in the ER:

It’s time to go public with this shit. Two weeks ago today, I walked into the ER because if I didn’t I was going to kill myself. I was stripped of all my clothes and possessions, given disposable scrubs and put in a room for the next 5 hours. In the US, this costs nearly $3,000.

She owed almost $3,000, which, to be clear, didn’t include any medications or actual care. She continues:

I was then placed in the behavioral health ward until Sunday at noon. Three nights, two and a half days. Because it was a weekend, all therapy was scaled back, both in number of sessions and the quality of sessions. During one we simply played a trivia game. I sat around watching TV all day and chatting with a Vietnam vet. In the US this costs nearly $10,000.

Sure, she was monitored and received some counseling services. But three days of scaled-back care for $10,000? And that’s not even all the charges:

During this stay, I had blood drawn twice. That was another $3,800. Not shown are the “physician charges” that bring my grand total to over $18,000. I saw an MD once and had once daily sessions with a psychiatrist. Those sessions consisted of rating my depression on scale of 1-10 and asking if I want to hurt myself or anyone else. Real stellar care. /s Oh, I almost forgot to point out the $145 for 3 days worth of meds. I normally pay less than $50 for an entire month.

It’s natural to assume that her health insurance would cover these costs. You’d be mistaken.

My employer sponsored insurance does not cover inpatient mental health care in any capacity. I do have a supplemental insurance plan that will hopefully cover $6,000, leaving me on the hook for over $12,000.

You want to know why people don’t seek help? This is why.

It’s really sad. She did exactly what she should have done. She sought help when she needed it, and now she has a crippling amount of medical debt to contend with. As a country, we can do better. In fact, we have to do better – for her and other vulnerable populations.

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You Can Now Get Slippers That Look Exactly Like Your Dog (Or Other Pets)!

Do you love your dog to an extreme? So much that you want to have them immortalized in the form of warm, fuzzy slippers?

Well then, Custom Clones has the answer for you! For the low cost of $199, they can “turn your favorite buddy into one of our most loved products in a matter of minutes.”

The likeness is actually pretty uncanny.

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They specialize in slippers, but they also make an array of other products, such as jewelry, stockings, and golf club covers.

And don’t worry if you feel your brand new fuzzy slippies don’t resemble your pet – Custom Clones offer 100% money back guarantee. But they do pretty spot-on work. Just take a look and see for yourself:

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I can’t even tell which is the real dog!  **Runs to order slippers**

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20 Comics That Perfectly Sum Up Sharing a Bed with Your Partner

A major part of learning to be in a long-term relationship is learning how to share a bed with your partner. It’s one of those things that you can simultaneously love and also be driven insane by.

Maybe you go back and forth a little bit, alternating between being really annoyed and extremely content and comfortable.

Whatever your feelings are on the subject, these comics will look very familiar to you…

1. No escape

2. World’s tiniest bladder

3. So HOT in here

4. Blinded by the light

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5. You’re on my side

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6. Keeping the other person up

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7. Split personality

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8. Ahhhhhhh

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9. That awful morning breath

10. You’re on my hair!

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11. Claws

12. Uh oh

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13. Still need a little touch

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14. Different methods

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15. Too much sun…don’t touch me

16. No eating in bed!

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17. Isn’t it always this way?

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18. Too tired to shower

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19. Stare into my eyes

20. No sex, sorry

I bet a lot of these hit close to home, didn’t they?

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This Family’s Christmas Card Gets Better and Better Every Year

When it comes to their annual Christmas card, the Stanley family from Charlotte, North Carolina has it all figured out.

For the past five years, Mom, Dad, two brothers, a new little sister (this year) have mailed out a hilarious and crazy Christmas card to friends and family.

Jonathan Stanley said, “The very first time we tried to take a “traditional” Christmas card photo we had hilariously bad results.” So why not do something different.

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Jonathan added, “We were new parents with a one-year-old and everything went wrong – baby cried the whole time, it was windy, the lighting kept changing, you name it. If 2 of us looked okay, the third one blinked. We laughed so hard at how bad the photos were that we decided just to send them out as is and our family loved it. From there the tradition was born – instead of trying to send perfect cards, we would send something that represented the chaos of parenting.”

Scroll through the Stanleys’ cards and you’ll see the evolution of the family and the laughs.

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Can’t wait to see next year’s version.

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Girl Tries to Scam Tinder Date for a Free Fancy Dinner, Backfires Spectacularly

If you’re old enough to have dated both pre- and post-Tinder, you know how much the app has changed the game. One little swipe is all it takes now. Still, some things never change: dating was kinda sucky before, and it can still be pretty sucky now.

Instead of finding dates through mutual friends, we end up going out with strangers based on how somebody randomly answered our questions, then sitting across the table from people we don’t know at all, without any idea whether we like them that much.

I mean, how do we end up knowing less about a person despite having talked to them beforehand?!

Imgur user minilogo37 learned all of this the hard way. Because very soon into a Tinder date, he discovered that his “match” was just using him for dinner and drinks.

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You can see where this is going, right?

Date orders the most expensive things on the menu.

No attempt at conversation.

Straight up scam city.

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But minilogo37 didn’t take it lying down.

He fought back.

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Boom.

Commenters were quick to praise him for his response to this nasty situation:

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Also, this being the internet, people had other solutions for avoiding this kind of situation:

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And yeah, some thought OP was a dick…

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What say you? Did she deserve it? Should he have stayed and paid?

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This Explanation of Men’s Emotional Needs Will Encourage You to Compliment the Men in Your Life More Often

Over the past several decades, society has seen a pretty massive an wonderful movement to be more encouraging to girls and women. Women today are far more aware and confident in their ability to do anything than their great-grandmothers likely did, and it’s been a beautiful and necessary shift in society.

But while boys and men may not need as much reminding that they can do anything or be anything (they’re given that privilege by society, after all), boys and men do need to be reminded that their emotional needs are valid and matter and do not make them less of a “man.”

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That’s the crux of the issue of “toxic masculinity,” a concept many are starting to believe is behind many of the emotional issues rampant in male culture – basically, the belief that boys and men need to be tough and stoic and stay guarded in order to be a “real man.”

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It’s damaging, and one Tumblr user’s post about how she takes care of her boyfriend’s emotional needs is really putting things into perspective.

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And others are responding with their own stories about how they remember to take care of the men in their lives, not just physically, but emotionally, and how much they like it.

And more than that, how much they need it.

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The fact that women can feel unsure or uncomfortable when handing out compliments, sympathy, or encouragement to men is only proof that toxic masculinity affects everyone in our culture, not just men.

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Take care of your boys, yes.

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Or, you know…take care of each other. It’s the only way we’re all going to make it.

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