10+ You’ve Definitely Thought About but Would Never Admit

I’ll admit it: I’m definitely guilty of having thought about most of these at least once. Then again, I’m a pretty open guy.

Most people, however, tend to keep their weirdness hidden away. These are the kinds of thoughts most of us would never admit to, because then people might see you in a different (and potentially negative) light.

1. Oooh stealing

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2. Yarp

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3. Same

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4. Me

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5. A happy ending

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6. GO ON…

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7. Of course

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8. Don’t we all

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9. Omg me too

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10. Uhhh…

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11. YES YES I DO

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12. Only every day

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13. Really tho?

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14. Also me

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I feel more empowered already! Let’s go do so many things with our new, shared, unstoppable knowledge!

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February 28, 2019

Dictionary.com Wrecks Transphobic Celebrity Who Insisted “They” Can’t Be a Singular Pronoun

Generally speaking, you wouldn’t think that Dictionary.com had a particularly exciting presence online. I mean, sure, everyone knows to go visit them when they need a definition for a word, but I never thought I’d consider their Twitter account a must-follow, and yet here we are.

One reason I’d make such a recommendation? Well, let’s take what happened when notoriously controversial actor James Woods recently put out a not-so-subtly transphobic tweet about gender pronouns.

Woods essentially argued that “they” can only be used as a plural pronoun, and that using it as a singular pronoun is just an invention of “hare-brained liberals.”

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Well… it wasn’t long before Dictionary.com stepped in to drop some knowledge:

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Boom!

This is hardly Dictionary.com’s first foray into the realm of trolling bigots. They’ve used their extensive knowledge of the English language to serve up tasty burns to all sorts of people. Like Vice President Mike Pence…

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The word, by the way, is “sycophant.”

And of course, being the lovable language nerds that they are, they couldn’t let the president slide for his misspelling of the word “collusion.”

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Generally speaking, any time the president needs to learn some new words, Dictionary.com is there with a helpful suggestion.

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Dear Dictionary.com,

Please, never stop being who you are. Thanks.

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February 23, 2019

If You’re a Nurse, These Memes Were Made For You

Nurses are some of the hardest working people in the world, and absolutely among the unsung heroes of our society. I’ve been fortunate enough to only ever have had one extended stay in a hospital (as a visitor, thankfully), and I can’t imagine how awful it would have been without the care and hard work that the nursing staff put in.

That’s why it’s so important for nurses to get a good laugh once in a while, which is where these memes come in.

1. Good night and good luck

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2. Tell me all about it

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3. And you look great!

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4. Now or never

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5. Uh huh…

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6. Hang on, I’m gonna puke

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7. Top of your game

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8. Does this work?

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9. Trust issues

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10. Avoid the sun

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11. Makes sense

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12. You sure about that?

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13. And now?

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14. Just like that

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15. You’re done

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16. You’re still alive, shut up

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17. And…done!

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18. Please never come back

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19. You got the touch

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20. The boss

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Let’s all give the nurses in our lives a high-five for all the hard work they do!

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February 21, 2019

10+ Things That Mid-1990s Babies Will Instantly Remember

Ahhhhh, those were the days. I remember that era so well (even if I am a couple of years older than that generation. The mid-90s were a pretty wild time, and these photos brought all kinds of nostalgia to me.

1. Silly Bandz and Livestrong FTW

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2. Cool tech!

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3. You remember the early days of MySpace, Instagram, and Facebook

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4. The dreaded overheads got REPLACED

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5. Old tech

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6. Accessorize!

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7. Fun on the computer

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8. Neopets v Webkinz

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9. Vintage games!

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10. Early mp3 players

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11. Quality Disney shows

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12. Bring it back!

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13. Polyvore, anyone?

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14. You could do both of these if you wanted to

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15. Oh, LimeWire…

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Do you remember?!?!

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February 20, 2019

20 of the Greatest Tinder Profiles We’ve Ever Seen

You’ve gotta spend a LOT of time on dating apps before you find someone you’d actually consider meeting up with. On the other side of that, it also takes more effort than ever to get noticed and stand out from the crowd.

If you’re lucky, you’ll come across some folks like these with funny and unique profiles.

1. Some kind words

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2. Sense of humor is a must

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3. Get it?

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4. Judy!

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5. She’s a gem

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6. That’s weird?

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7. Ouch

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8. Don’t mess with her

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9. Hey o!

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10. Pros and cons

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11. What a gentleman

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12. Reviews

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13. What to expect

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14. All sound like good options

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15. Needs a new companion

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16. Bless her heart

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17. LOL

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18. Not smelly

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19. You got Rick rolled

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20. No nudes

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Are you looking for love? Any luck?

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February 18, 2019

These 15 Parents Honestly Deserve an Award for Their Patience

Parenting is easily one of the hardest jobs out there, and I honestly tip my hat to all the parents out there. You’re doing great!

I especially have to give props to these parents, who deserve a Nobel Prize or a new car.

1. I’d say genius

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2. That’ll help

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3. Keep going

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4. Not a good Saturday

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5. Not like that!

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6. For sale

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7. Amazed

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8. Zzzzzzzzzzz

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9. Dog?

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10. They’re real

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11. Not a pancake

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12. I like this term

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13. Tomato warning

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14. Unprepared

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15. Me, too

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And the award goes to…

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February 18, 2019

Are You a Hot Mess? These Tweets Will Speak to You

Are you someone who could be considered a bit of a hot mess? My wife definitely falls into this category – someone who’s the life of the party and a great friend, but also tends to be kind of a disaster at the same time.

There’s no shame in it. Plus, at least you get some good jokes and tweets like these out of it…

1. Now I’m fixed

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2. Can’t stop

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3. Hmmm

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4. Wrong attachment

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5. I’m late!

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6. Make it happen, DOG

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7. I’m begging you

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8. It’s up to you

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9. That’s a lot of info

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10. Whoops

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11. Nice work!

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12. Life is fair

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13. You don’t recognize me?

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14. Don’t stop now

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15. Sounds like a plan

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16. Look out, world!

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17. Thank you!

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18. I’m in control

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19. I don’t wanna hear it

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20. Good luck

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Let your hot mess flag fly!

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February 18, 2019

15+ of the Dumbest Things Anti-Vaxxers Have Ever Said

I try my best to be understanding of others, but I’ll be honest: I do not understand anti-vaxxers. What’s worse is that it seems like they’re growing in numbers every day.

Here is a list of some of the absolute dumbest things they’ve ever said.