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Memes for the Worst Year Ever…2020

If we listen to Einstein’s theory of relativity, time moves slower or faster in different scenarios. His models of spacetime were confirmed very recently with the observation of gravitational waves, and his ideas on time in particular were expanded on greatly in 2020, when we discovered that a single year could be several centuries.

It’s been a very long one. Here are some memes to remember it by, if for some reason you’d want to.

15. Murder express

You’re thinking of the Black Mirror episode, but we’re getting close.

14. Light-hearted entertainment

Streaming into our stream of consciousness.

13. New approach

Harambe would be proud.

12. Bun-bun-BUN!

Never forget who the true monsters are.

11. Oh yes son, I’m talkin’ to you

I don’t want none of it.

10. Making time

Please, I’m very poor and extremely lonely.

9. Best estimates

Or, yanno, several decades.

8. Stir crazy

“But one of the people in the video totally said they were a doctor.”

7. No one knows where we are going

Cool, my childhood nightmare has followed me here.

6. Changing times

We’re having a quick meeting to erase the last one.

5. Stay golden

Betty White is a national treasure and is to be protected at all costs.

4. Alternative medicine

Don’t let the truth get in the way of your treatment.

3. Face the consequences

We were warned…we were all warned…

2. Silver linings

We can’t GIVE these things away!

1. Here we are now

Smells like pointless rebellion.

When we’re telling the stories of this time to our grandkids, it’ll probably be best to just show them these memes. They express it better.

What’s been the biggest thing on your mind this year?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Memes to Help You Get Through Life

No matter how bad things get, we can make it through if we look at memes. As long as you’ve got a kick in your step and a meme in your heart, you can face the harshest of times with smiles and weird references your parents don’t understand. That’s the magic of memes. That’s the beauty of the internet.

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take these fifteen random memes with you. To carry in your soul.

15. Outlive, outlast

I feel like at this point maybe even he is sick of him.

14. Keep your distance

You think they’ll give those vests out to just anybody?

13. Back masking

.drah taht ton s’ti ,ksam nmad ruoy raeW

12. Bands and band aids

Dude, this is my favorite cover.

11. F in the chat

I’m the strong silent type.

10. Chaos reigns

The pen is everywhere.

9. Power to the people

I will shepherd you through this difficult time, and I ask only your fries in return.

8. Brushy brushy

How is this cat 50% eyeball?

7. Cool story

If nothing exploded don’t tell me about it.

6. Coffee breaks

I could live a thousand lifetimes and never understand why people want to post pictures of their drinks.

5. Gotta bounce

Hope you’re ready to have a sore back for the next four years.

4. Baggage handling

These are the projects that are the hardest to manage.

3. It’s a miracle

“You’re welcome.” – Italian Jesus, probably

2. Oh deer

He’d better back the buck up.

1. Rat race

When “wish you would” becomes “God please don’t.”

With memes of that quality, there is nothing in this world you can’t face. Go forth, and take the spirit of memedom with you.

Where’s your favorite place to go to get memes?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Random Twitter Jokes to Make Your Day Better

Ah, Twitter. Where would we be without it?

Scream at each other about politics in person? That’s a lot of work. Plus it’s dangerous. Much safer to do that sort of thing with our thumbs while in the comfort of our own toilet. And of course, Twitter isn’t JUST the home for the world’s most nuanced and productive political discourse, it’s also a place for lots of good jokes, like these!

Here are fourteen random Twitter jokes you can read in the bathroom or wherever.

14. It’s kind of a lot

I literally sweat the entire way there.

13. iDrink

Judging by your use of the word “their,” I’m guessing this would apply to your current state.

12. Never say forever

You can’t trust anybody these days and it’s disgusting.

11. Duck and roll

I’m having a quack snack attack.

10. Bird brained

Like an iceberg, this goes deeper than you can even imagine.

9. Serving up stories

Gotta hit that word count one way or another.

8. Crunching numbers

“It’s like this sophisticated algorithm KNOWS me!”

7. Slice of life

Very brave of her to use her final breath to deliver this news. F in the chat.

6. Fishing for compliments

Yeah but did you see how thoroughly medium-sized the fish was?

5. Checks and balances

(There are functionally identical and much cheaper alternatives to Apple products…just sayin.’)

4. Sweep me off my feet

Well that doesn’t suck.

3. Small talk

I’d choose pasta any day.

2. Key to my heart

How old is that car anyway? Is this kid a time traveler?

1. Scream time

The important thing is that your system works for you.

Without jokes on Twitter, we’d have to find jokes out in the wild like our ancestors did, and that sounds exhausting. So here’s to all the wonderful funny people who continue to supply us with these golden tweets. Keep up the great work.

Who are the funniest people on Twitter in you opinion?

Tell us in the comments.

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11 Times Infidelity in a Marriage Caused Problems, Even When the Partners Don’t Know

Marriage is hard. At least it can be if you don’t put in the work.

And once our eyes go wandering… perhaps they land on somebody that catches our interest. It’s a pretty common occurrence, and some stats suggest that 25% of marriages have at least ONCE incident of infidelity in it.

If you’re not good at math, that means 1 out of every 4 marriages has one person cheating at least once.

Yeah, people are getting it on outside of their marriages and they have to get that off their chests. And so we have these Whispers…

1. Priorities…

I mean, would you break it off just to be with somebody you cheated with?

Photo Credit: Whisper

2. Hey, if that’s your thing…

Maybe it keeps the marriage sane?

Photo Credit: Whisper

3. Well, that didn’t work out.

You should have been honest, bub!

Photo Credit: Whisper

4. I don’t know Karen, will there?!?

Doesn’t sound like it should be up to you.

Photo Credit: Whisper

5. That’ll teach him!

Or maybe it won’t.

Photo Credit: Whisper

6. All the emotions!

All the time!

Photo Credit: Whisper

7. How is that working out for you?

I’m guessing she just wanted revenge.

Photo Credit: Whisper

8. Sometimes marriage is just a placeholder.

Not everybody should get marriage because somebody forces the issue.

Photo Credit: Whisper

9. Don’t brag about it!

Jeezus… what an a$$hole!

Photo Credit: Whisper

10. So does that make you a horrible person?

Seems like you’re a horrible person, actually.

Photo Credit: Whisper

11. Is that sad or is it telling you something?

You should probably break it off.

Photo Credit: Whisper

Well, that was pretty revealing, right? Who knew there was that much cheating out there.

Have you ever cheated? Feel guilty about it? Or could you care less?

Let us know in the comments… if you dare!

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Important Academic Lessons From the World of Tumblr

We could definitely learn things by “reading books” or “taking classes” or whatever, but wouldn’t it be more interesting to just scroll through Tumblr until we found some posts that taught us things?

That’s what I do, and now I have an absolute wealth of dubious, fascinating knowledge with which to annoy my friends at parties!

Check out these twelve incredible topics I learned all about from the Humans of Tumblr.

12. Psychiatry and diagnostics

Back in my day, we didn’t have all this dark matter! You kids and your quantum physics!

https://skylitreina.tumblr.com/post/146315694178/roachpatrol-jumpingjacktrash-lark-in-ink

11. Economic theory

Turns out very few of us are happy about anything ever but we all need money. Who knew.

https://sadurie.tumblr.com/post/121639171288/trashrabbits-me-writing-a-resume-hello-im-a

10. Psychology and mortification

This is literally why I cannot watch the first couple seasons of The Office.

https://thedeadflag.tumblr.com/post/619117487517253632/kelssiel-ahaze-vaspider-robotmoxie

9. Currency and debt

It’s almost like we have a system designed to make money trickle up.

https://reesa-chan.tumblr.com/post/169572335264/robstmartin-wagecucks-oh-boy-its-a-fucking

8. Personal motivation

The voice in our head has much to teach us, and I don’t wanna hear a word of it.

https://fauxkaren.tumblr.com/post/155830123889/beyoncepatronus-me-about-to-sleep-my

7. Mexican-Japanese history

I smell a smash hit HBO series in the works.

https://mckitterick.tumblr.com/post/157849162740

6. Biblical literature

Blessed are the meek, for they will have righteous gains.

https://perpetualbbps.tumblr.com/post/145651049389/neutralnewt-bombchel534-why-jesus-ripped

5. Marketing and sexuality

Come on Barbie, let’s go party.

https://muffinsandmatriarchy.tumblr.com/post/159835017105/m00nqueer-ok-this-is-earring-magic-ken-who-was

4. Photography and cultural etiquette

I would buy rice from this man any day of the week.

https://notthatcrowley.tumblr.com/post/156974614674/libertybill-glumshoe-fearwax

3. Literary analysis

Once upon a time…

https://queen-erika-the-songful.tumblr.com/post/190262190610/i-think-now-that-were-in-2017-we-can-stop

2. Locomotion and human enterprise

Can’t stop won’t stop.

https://abstractandedgyname.tumblr.com/post/167895538446/the-universe-okay-youre-a-human-i-gave-you

1. Grammatical structure

I’m going to need this entire post to just get out.

https://hugealienpie.tumblr.com/post/146517700301/thechubbynerd-just-shower-thoughts

I think this list basically counts as some kind of undergraduate degree. You’re welcome.

What’s the most interesting thing you’ve learned on the internet recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tumblr Posts That Are Just Too Good Not to Share

If you printed out the text from every Tumblr post ever written, in single-spaced ten point font, I would slap you very hard, because you would have wasted an enormous amount of energy and resources and we have to take better care of our planet than that.

Shame on you. Why would you even think of such a thing?

Anyway, here are ten of the best Tumblr posts never printed.

10. So bright they called him son

Soon the dad joke will encompass all. Hail its mighty coming.

https://profmeowmers.tumblr.com/post/152875669234/theroguefeminist-gooberascendant-gorgoon

9. Prelude to the breakdown

You don’t need to wait to fix something until it’s all the way broken.

https://jakkusan.tumblr.com/post/190512884968/thingsididntknowwereerotic-myriadsubtletiess

8. A heated argument

The tension is getting toasty.

https://rogha.tumblr.com/post/190513093227/dykeceratops-twerkyvulture-twerkyvulture

7. Killer Queen

Making the rest of us look bad since 1970.

https://lickthemagaindeacy.tumblr.com/post/622560551862747136/an-astrophysicist-a-biologist-an-electrician-and

6. Never the twain shall meet

The juice is loose and it really needs to not be.

https://earthicandunce.tumblr.com/post/183388164964/m4ge-gemineyyes-m4ge-m4ge-i-hate-the

5. Mr. Mean

Look at his weird little eyes. He’s a stone cold killer.

https://mister-clean-official.tumblr.com/post/627449956238819328/tilthat-til-bacteria-scream-when-they-die-via

4. It’s a living

Why should EVERYBODY get to have things?

https://naniiebim.tumblr.com/post/179445275503/femoids-detrea-the-premise-of-minimum-wage

3. What a waste

Both of them are extremely stoned in this exchange.

https://alicesadventuresintherye.tumblr.com/post/98446424597/sometimes-im-ernie-sometimes-im-bert

2. Over the moon

Still more likely than the Kubrick theory.

https://theheartchoice.tumblr.com/post/615194236639461376

1. Spot the plant

Millions of years of evolution just to hide your true self? Don’t be like that.

https://carasynthias.tumblr.com/post/624451862505111552

Fun fact: If you printed out all ten of those Tumblr posts, you could put them on the fridge and make your family worry just a little bit more about you.

What’s your favorite kind of thing to find on Tumblr?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

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Enjoy These Simply Wonderful Tumblr Posts

You could spend a lifetime scrolling through Tumblr and still only make it through a tenth of the Sherlock fan fiction alone. There’s such an incredible wealth of weirdness on this world wide website that no mere mortal could hope to scratch the surface, but that won’t stop us from gathering up a few of the best bits for your reading pleasure.

Enjoy these ten Tumblr posts that really stand out from the crowd.

10. The times, they are a’changing

“Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things.” – Douglas Adams

https://zestycactus.tumblr.com/post/159398647294/lerios-proof-that-someone-has-bitched-and-will

9. Providing aid

I’ve never met a meta joke I didn’t like.

https://legend-of-sora.tumblr.com/post/163100923235/insomination-a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy-took-a

8. Yo ho, yo ho

It’s not really $600 anymore, it’s more like $30 a month for the rest of your life.

https://aphony-cree.tumblr.com/post/165870411729/onward-to-victuuri-xromanticalityx

7. Don’t be shellfish

Why is it that we never learn these lessons?

https://thesaltiestseaman.tumblr.com/post/182142441587/the-darkest-of-souls-hyrude-ive-eaten-shrimp

6. Get up and go

Get you a man who will fetch brain chemicals.

https://feenyxblue.tumblr.com/post/188983937451/hes-a-little-confused-but-hes-got-the-spirit

5. The brightest minds

Sounds like a one of the lesser-known Twilight Zone episodes.

https://notchicken.tumblr.com/post/161068861016

4. Meet cute

Hate to be a pedant but this would technically make them a background performer.

https://theghoulnebula.tumblr.com/post/140245476848/onepieceistruepain-elmify-elmify-i

3. Off the charts

Numbers don’t lie.

https://shittymoviedetails.tumblr.com/post/620465569074921472/the-universe-decides-to-punished-humanity

2. Take it back

We should 100% be able to tell the algorithm we didn’t mean it.

https://arushi.tumblr.com/post/181283991557/gods-little-punk-there-should-really-be-a

1. Let’s get high…drated

John Mulaney will go to his grave confused. It will be hilarious.

https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/190308156353

Ten posts down, eleventy billion to go.

What are your favorite types of things to find when you scroll through Tumblr?

Tell us in the comments!

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Posts That Are Really Sweet in Only the Way Tumblr Can Pull Off

Sometimes, Tumblr has its own brand of sweet. It’s the kind of sweet that can go from extremely gentle to the toughest love at the drop of a hat, but then it will kindly pick your hat back up, brush it off, and hand it to you with an interesting, probably inaccurate factoid about haberdashers.

What I’m saying is that it’s a place that will play with your feels in a pretty fascinating way.

Here are ten examples of what I’m talking about. Ten sweet and sweet-ish posts for you to drop your hat to.

10. Eye see you

This is probably the most genuinely sweet post in the set.

https://hem1ock.tumblr.com/post/171226685786/theres-a-new-girl-in-my-kindergarten-class-whos

9. Mental health tips

Or maybe I should say “METAL health tips.”

https://mckitterick.tumblr.com/post/160984580475

8. Be kind, rewind

Whatcha gettin’ all wound up about, friend?

https://rogha.tumblr.com/post/188534476137/dolcifool-anime-the-fault-in-our-balls

7. Couldn’t make it

Our thoughts and prayers go out to you in this time of need.

https://ezz-the-spooplord.tumblr.com/post/161351646684/dongboss-i-got-my-wisdom-teeth-removed-today

6. Our cross to bear

She gave all nine of her lives for us.

https://hellotailor.tumblr.com/post/166121133847/when-i-was-a-child-my-cat-died-and-the-only-way-i

5. Be your own boss

F*** me, I don’t do what I tell me!

https://seesalt.tumblr.com/post/160860320288/me-im-gonna-set-a-personal-deadline-me-to-me

4. Under the feels

This is me when I am even slightly criticized.

https://abd-illustrates.tumblr.com/post/133716413815/bogleech-dont-feel-bad-if-youre-sensitive-to

3. Gotta go slow

I think this is berry cute.

https://happydiethylether.tumblr.com/post/55487054148/if-youve-been-having-a-bad-day-heres-a-hedgehog

2. Weird at first sight

Don’t hide your love from the world

https://theorigamiphoenix.tumblr.com/post/171926091415/lmaonade-i-really-really-try-hard-to-avoid

1. Business children

Aw, that’s absolutely terrifying.

https://shapeshiftinterest.tumblr.com/post/159404545902/agender-plant-sharingwritingprompts-a-huge

We hope those sweet and sweet-ish posts put a little pep in your step. Remember to share the love today – everybody could use a little bit of a boost.

What’s your favorite kind of content to find on Tumblr?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Weird and Funny Tumblr Posts to Make You Laugh

What are you really gonna get when you open up Tumblr?

Nobody knows. It could be literally anything.

Imagine a thing so weird that it couldn’t possibly show up. That’s what you’re going to find. Imagine something so mundane that you can’t even think of it.

That’s there as well.

It’s a marvelous random crapshoot and I couldn’t possibly live without it.

Here are ten prime examples of random Tumblr that will make you say “What?”

10. Cutting wit

The future is coming spoon.

https://lumpatronics.tumblr.com/post/166801087124/the-porter-rockwell-nooniebaddass

9. Curse of the too much free time

“Bobby did you ruin my good amulet AGAIN?”

https://mystery-moose.tumblr.com/post/171345693434/maxiesatanofficial-you-ever-think-about-the

8. Nosedive

These new safety measures are really state of the art.

https://thetomska.tumblr.com/post/626198887861977088/vantwinblade-i-hate-you-all

7. Note to self

This is what Skyrim was designed for.

https://mystery-moose.tumblr.com/post/163270586154/darkvioletcloud-han-j1-darkvioletcloud-im

6. A brush with comedy

Is this the Seinfeld dentist in real life?

https://viria.tumblr.com/post/176301653338/spectralserval1138-filledwiththislight

5. A page out of history

My amusement cannot be found.

https://dedalvs.tumblr.com/post/158137313737/gomu-gomu-no-life-dggeoff

4. A strange meating

When will people “learn” that you “shouldn’t” use “quotation marks” for “emphasis.”

https://a-trex.tumblr.com/post/177745006549/msflamingo-today-in-questionably-placed-quotation

3. Cold truths

2020 Olympics: who can stay inside the longest without screaming?

https://2460ugh.tumblr.com/post/170943891534/legionoftuna-lesbuchanan-summer-olympics-who

2. Sweet release

What’s your religion, mine’s whatever this is.

https://otherwindow.tumblr.com/post/164209117435/charlesoberonn-writing-prompt-s-reincarnation

1. Mystical powers

Take a rock on the wild side.

https://morticious-delicious.tumblr.com/post/165992004222/crystals-for-banishing-someone

There may not be much of a rhyme or reason to what we find on Tumblr, but at least it’s always interesting. How many places on the internet can you really say that about? We need the weird. We need the interesting. We gotta keep it alive. Keep doing what you do best, Humans of Tumblr.

What’s your favorite kind of stuff to find on Tumblr?

Tell us in the comments.

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Here Are Great Games for Couples For Couples to Play Together

Video games have the ability to bring us together, and also tear us apart if we rage quit enough times. But there’s often friction in a relationship in which one person commits a lot of time to games and the other is uninterested. It can create a divide, and that’s no fun. Which is why answering this question can be so crucial:

What is the best video game for couples to play? from AskReddit

This was posed to the experts at r/AskReddit and tens of thousands of comments followed. We’ve ranked the top ten responses according to popularity and provided some trailers so you can get a peek for yourself if you’re looking for something to play with your SO!

10. Don’t Starve Together

My wife and I play Dont Starve Together a lot on the PC.

We both have our own PCs and it is such a great time.

– LOSTonABC

9. Terraria

Terraria is our go to game to play together.

My wife never got into 3D FPS controls, but grew up playing Mario and DK, so the 2D approach in Terraria is great for her.

It’s a lot of fun, and it works well using phones / tablets as well.

– daltonovich

8.Pokemon GO

If one of you is a gamer but the other isn’t: Surprisingly, Pokemon GO.

Go for a walk, talk to each other, catch critters.

Nice casual date!

– Smash_Gal

7. Snipperclips

Snipperclips.

It’s for two people and it’s where people work together.

– mcboy973

6. Overcooked

Overcooked, if you love a cooperation challenge.

It could also ruin your relationship.

– Decimaelstrom

5. Stardew Valley

My boyfriend and I played it single player on ps4 and just alternated days in a “takesies turnsies” fashion and had a great time with it!

– Ambitious_Macaroni

4. Gang Beasts

Trust me you will laugh yourselves to death.

– CheekyFeller

3. Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime

You both pilot a spaceship and have to cooperate to complete the levels.

It’s super fun and the music is great.

– walruspit12345

2. Lego Games

My wife doesn’t really like video games but she loves playing co-op Lego Jurassic Park with me.

So I think most of the LEGO games would work. They are also great if you want to play with your kids.

– MidvalleyFreak

1. Little Big Planet

My husband and I have never laughed harder when we were playing the Boom Town level and one of us kept setting off the bombs.

– foxbluesocks

If you’re seeking a nice fun game to pass the time with your partner at home, check out some of those titles! Game on!

What would you add to this list?

Tell us in the comments.

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