“We Met at a McDonald’s Drive Thru” — People Share the Weird Places They Found Their Partners

Love sure is crazy. And that means the way that some people meet their partners is equally nuts..

These 11 couples actually got REALLy lucky and found their soul mates in very weird, very interesting, completely unexpected places.

And now they’re going to be together forever! Or something like that…

1. Now THAT is game. Damn son!

I’ll have what he’s having!

Photo Credit: Whisper

2. What were Pringles’ tubes doing at the movies?!?

I have so many questions about the Pringles.

Photo Credit: Whisper

3. Oh damn!

Now THAT is a way to meet somebody!

Photo Credit: Whisper

4. Well, you weren’t THAT far off…

But… where do you find a pr0n themed bar?!

Photo Credit: Whisper

5. Holy sh^t! That’s some real real.

I mean… how do you even exchange info in that situation?!?

Photo Credit: Whisper

6. At least you know he can save you…

That’s has to be pretty s*xy, right?

Photo Credit: Whisper

7. Awwww, that’s so sweet!

Some of the best relationships started off with some trauma!

Photo Credit: Whisper

8. Tragedy sometimes helps love…

And meeting at a funeral counts as slightly tragic.

Photo Credit: Whisper

9. Good start, kids!

Hopefully you both cooled it on the booze.

Photo Credit: Whisper

10. Huzzah, my dudes!

Those are some anachronistic kids!

Photo Credit: Whisper

11. There are still Red Boxes?!

Why do we even have physical media anymore?!

Photo Credit: Whisper

Got a “cute meet” in your love life? Ever meet your significant other in a really strange situation or place or time?

Let us know in the comments!

Please and thank you, fam!

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What’s the Weirdest Thing You’ve Done For A Significant Other That Didn’t Care?

In case you missed it, here’s a quick little story about love’s labor lost.

Martin Shkreli became infamous when he jacked up the price of insulin for no reason but to make him and his Wallstreet bros a bunch of money. Disgusting and unconscionable, but because this is America, not illegal.

THEN we found out that he did a bunch of other stuff that WAS in fact very illegal. A woman with a prestigious journalism career started reporting on the ongoing stories. She found herself on his side. Then BY his side. And pretty soon, she’d given up both her job and her marriage to be with him.

Fast forward a bit, he goes to jail, publically says “Bye, felicia,” and she’s left holding the bag with absolutely nothing. So. In light of that…

Let’s be honest. A lot of us have stories like this. Probably not so extreme, and certainly not as publicized, but still. Here’s what it reminded the people of Twitter about.

1. Something about this doesn’t add up.

2. Oof, what a trip.

3. But it looks so romantic in the movies?

4. Talk about a leap of faith.

5. That’s insane.

6. But why would you regift the booze?

7. Praise be.

8. Cool guy!

9. I remember that age.

10. A professional job.

Before you judge any of these folks just remember, love makes us all a little crazy sometimes.

Do you have a story like this?

Share it with us in the comment.

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Memes People Over 30 Will Definitely Understand

If you’re seriously thinking about turning 30, I really wouldn’t recommend it. It’s not that it’s terrible, it’s just that it’s meh.

It’s not like 20, which feels like an exciting milestone. It’s not like 80, where people start to admire you just for sticking around so long. It’s just…30. It’s just a middle number.

But if I had to try to describe it with a little more flavor than that, I might use these memes.

10. “Boom boxes”

These days you plug a bluetooth speaker into a little charger for twenty minutes and you’re good to rock all day.
Back in the 90’s though…

Via: Someecards

9. Responsible eating

Cut to me just eating a jar of peanut butter before it expires because I have nothing to go with it but I don’t wanna waste it.

Via: Someecards

8. The tired game

Just thinking about playing is making me sleepy.

Via: Someecards

7. A breadtangle of pizza

I’d still be pretty psyched to eat this, not gonna lie.

Via: Someecards

6. Dashed expectations

It’s a really, really good spatula though.

Via: Someecards

5. Lotsa pain

All the back rubs in the world can’t save you now.

Via: Someecards

4. Early to bed

What do you think I am, some kind of bat?

Via: Someecards

3. You’re a classic now

Oops, they did it again.

Via: Someecards

2. Very different paths

Whatever, I’m living my true life.

Via: Someecards

1. Flip phones

The one thing I miss about these bad boys is that T9 allowed me to text without even looking.

Via: Someecards

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go take one of my nine daily pain naps.

What’s the strangest thing about being your age?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Share the Worst Things They’ve Done to Stay in Relationships with Deadbeats

People like to say that love is blind. Maybe that’s why it makes us fall over and hurt ourselves all the time.

Twitter user @literElly wanted to get to the bottom of this:

For those of you who, like me, were fortunate enough to have avoided this story up until now, let’s briefly recap “the shkreli story” mentioned in the tweet.

Basically, widely despised pharma bro and current inmate Martin Shkreli was in a relationship with a woman who had started reporting on him, until she became so taken that she gave up both her prestigious job as a journalist and her marriage to be with him.

Then he went to jail and basically said “lol bye, good luck out there.”

But what of the common folk? What are our experiences with this sort of nonsense? Let’s find out.

1. Some people really pay the price.

2. How much literal crap do you put up with?

3. No person can be worth this.

4. There’s…there’s a lot to unpack here.

5. Same song, second verse.

6. When you can’t even be the real you.

7. You gotta respect yourself.

8. It’s the most important meal of the day.

9. Hanging and crawling.

10. Woof.

You may find yourself quick to judge these people, but remember: loneliness is a heck of a drug, and it can make us all act pretty dumb.

Have you had an experience like this?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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“My BFF Slept With My Husband” — People Discuss the Times When They Caught BFFS in Horrible Lies

We all lie to people a little bit, but the ones we need to be truthful with are our best friends.

Right? Can we all agree about that?

Yeah? Good!

But what happens when the tables are turned and you discover that your best friends are lying to you?

The following confessions come from teenagers who caught their hot mess besties in RIDICULOUS lies.

Get ready to be shocked, dismayed… and definitely entertained!

1. NEVER lie about mental illness.

Especially to your friends. Ugh.

Photo Credit: Whisper

2. If you do this, you’re a COMPLETE piece of sh^t.

And if you find out somebody is doing this… ghost them.

Photo Credit: Whisper

3. Not mad at this bestie!

You’ve got a keeper there!

Photo Credit: Whisper

4. Not your bestie then…

Nobody would do that to a bff. Not at all.

Photo Credit: Whisper

5. Wow. That’s cold.

How do you lie about SOOOOOO much?!?

Photo Credit: Whisper

6. How were you going to get away with this?!?

I can’t believe that this person thought they’d be able to do this.

Photo Credit: Whisper

7. Well, not mad at this smart ass b**ch…

Don’t be mad at the player. Or mad at the game.

Photo Credit: Whisper

8. So f*cked up. Jeezus…

I can’t believe people still actually do this!

Photo Credit: Whisper

9. Oh my f**king gawd!

What a complete psycho!

Photo Credit: Whisper

10. What a horrible thing to do!

Why did they even think to do this?

Photo Credit: Whisper

Have a story where your BFF turned out not to be all that they seemed? Ever had somebody close to you stab you in the back? You know… figuratively. Not real stabbing.

Anyway, share your thoughts in the comments!

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13 Times Tumblr Made Us LOL

Remember Tumblr? Of course, you do!

Have you been tumbling lately? Probably not.

But guess what? We have! And we’re here with the tasty Tumblr nuggets for you to munch on.

Don’t’ miss out, friends! Gobble up these 13 Tumblr bites, and laugh your a**es off!

Enjoy!

1. She sells sea shells by the sea shore…

Or online on Amazon? Either works.

https://bigbobpataki.tumblr.com/post/186002531469/a-picture-thats-worth-a-thousand-words

2. Rock it so f**king hard!

And if you’re not here to rock your f**king a** off, then maybe you should go elsehwere!

https://ndiecity.tumblr.com/post/172082669203/my-local-rock-station

3. Isn’t this where we all belong?

West Virginia?

https://moami.tumblr.com/post/186545057426/as-a-german-kid-i-used-to-wonder-why-our-radio

4. I never knew this!

They know how to make jokes? Of course they do!

https://mugasofer.tumblr.com/post/130645365463/mad-yet-glad-just-shower-thoughts-do-deaf

5. Well, she’s certainly not taking any s**t!

You go girl! Don’t let anybody harass you EVER!

https://the-quote-books.tumblr.com/post/115975288793/monstrousreg-today-in-the-park-i-was-walking-my

6. Essential info for modern living

I mean… a skeleton… some heartbeats… that’ll work, right?

https://nudityandnerdery.tumblr.com/post/184307981302/in-the-movie-venom-during-the-first-human-trials

7. Don’t play that name game!

Meredith! You can take this apple sauce and shove it!

https://acepalindrome.tumblr.com/post/189890842513/my-brother-decided-to-teach-his-two-and-a-half

8. I would watch the s**t out of this show!

This is genius. Whoever though of this needs a prize.

https://fartgallery.tumblr.com/post/148112916522/a-game-show-where-a-toddler-has-to-choose-between

9. Oh the humanity!

Ahhh, the many joys of parenting in the modern world.

https://ghostproofing.tumblr.com/post/184925869029/hoofbitch-just-another-secret-gaygent

10. What’s my secret?

I always spoil everything!

https://bidoof.tumblr.com/post/149464459818/movie-idea-guy-finds-a-stone-tablet-engraved-with

11. Crushing not talking

Who would ever want a crush to know such things?

https://starrthepj.tumblr.com/post/156875244918/unflirty-hiyoupeople-unflirty-wtf-people

12. From rags to riches

Whoever she was, I salute her.

https://swordsandparasols.tumblr.com/post/187086027510/what-a-fucking-power-move

13. When you read it out loud…

You’ll hear it. Just read it out loud.

https://tchaikovskaya.tumblr.com/post/186679556272/this-is-legitimately-the-absolute-funniest-thing

That’s gotta make you feel better, right? All that laughing and giggling is bound to make anybody’s hormones elevate a bit.

Which of these random Tumblr bits did you find the funniest?

Let us know in the comments, fam!

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15 News Headlines Prove That Florida is Pretty Insane

Are you looking to start a new life somewhere exciting and unpredictable? Why not try Florida!

You may have heard of this state, but unless you’ve lived it, you really don’t know the full experience!

Here are fifteen reasons you should check out Florida today!

15. The fabulous healthcare system

You’re gonna need to come in with something bigger than that if you want real help.

Source: ABC 6

14. Their unique cuisine

Now that’s what I call fine dining.

Source: Orlando Weekly

13. Public games and festivals!

It’s not just the cards that are wild.

Source: Click Orlando

12. The culture of honesty

Maybe it was meant to be like a double bluff?

Source: KTLA

11. The amenities

Welcome home, sucka.

Source: Tampa Bay Times

10. Their determination

Wasn’t this a whole season arc in Rick & Morty?

Source: NBC 12 News

9. Their home medicine

Hey, if it’s good enough for the President.

Source: Sun Sentinel

8. The natural splendor

I need to know how long he got away with this.

Source: Click Orlando

7. Their flare for the dramatic

Cool way to get the cops called on your parents.

6. Their generous nature

Best Easter ever.

Source: ABC 9

5. Their Christmas spirit

You can sharpen those things down pretty good if you’re patient enough.

Source: Radio.com

4. Their attitude of diligence

Just gotta double check first, otherwise this would be really stupid.

Source: Miami New Times

3. Their arts and entertainment

This is exhausting work.

Source: The Gaily Grind

2. Their innovation

Not sure if that’s what they meant by “mask required.”

Source: Tampa Bay Times

1. Their bold statements

This is just flexing.

Source: NBC 8

Well what are you waiting for?! Head to the sunshine state and start your weird new life NOW!

What’s the strangest thing about where you live?

Tell us in the comments.

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15 Times Florida News Headlines Baffled Us All

Oh, boy, here we go…

Webster’s Dictionary defines Florida as “Some sort of hot swamp full of tigers, maybe.”

The definition can’t go into much more detail than that because to date, nobody who has entered Florida has ever escaped to tell the tale.

Looking at these headlines, though, we might just get a bit of a glimpse inside…

15. Get a leg up

And it would’ve gotten away from him too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

Source: MSN

14. The fruitcake

Why are you laughing? WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT WE DON’T?

Source: Click Orlando

13. The most important meal

She crawled so that future Karens could run.

Source: Action News Jax

12. Hole in one

Whatever it takes to keep that score low.

Source: UPI

11. Going up?

“Can you please open up, I’m very late.” – alligator, probably

Source: MSN

10. Beneath the mask

Yeah, you should join, we have these ceremonies where we just sorta keep our distance and we worship the concept of not dying a preventable death.

Source: Fox 35 Orlando

9. Mist me

He a little confused but he got the spirit.

8. Something squirrelly

Genuinely, it’s my job to write funny little remarks about these things, but what could I possibly add to this masterpiece?

Source: Sun Sentinel

7. You kid

I don’t think I’d like to know any more about this.

Source: AP News

6. Spray it out loud

Yeah, not super sure that’s how viruses work.

Source: KIRO 7

5. Sign of the times

You know you can just like…easily lift those out of the ground right?

Source: News Channel 8

4. Polly want a cracker

I will be reading this article in full later, thank you very much.

Source: Tampa Bay Times

3. Whatcha gonna do?

He played the ol’ reverse card on ’em. Now it is THEY who are the bad boys.

Source: Click Orlando

2. Full contact

Well, you get what you pay for, I guess.

1. Thou shalt not steal

This sounds way more exciting than the church I grew up in.

Source: Daily Mail

If you’re feeling adventurous, maybe give Florida a chance. Later. For…obvious reasons.

What’s the strangest thing about where you live?

Tell us in the comments.

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Creepy Urban Legends You Should Read With the Lights On

Most cities have at least a few creepy urban legends.

And thankfully people from all over the world can come to Reddit and share theirs for all the online world to read.

The following 12 people have heard some s**t, and now you can read it!

Let’s take a look!

12. “she threw the baby off the bridge…”

“In Wichita, there is a bridge, Theorosa’s bridge. There are a few versions of the story, but most of them tell that there once was a woman who had an illegitimate baby, and she threw the baby off the bridge into the water to be rid of it.

Full of grief and regret, she then jumps in after the baby and drowns herself. Supposedly, if you go to the bridge and yell loudly that your are Theorosa’s child or that you have her child, she will appear and drown you in the river.”

11. “once they came out running with a bat…”

“We have the Watchers. The story (that I have heard) is that their daughter was kidnapped and murdered decades ago and the family completely snapped. They boarded up their windows and installed CCTV stuff and now they watch not just their yard but their whole street 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. If they think someone is suspicious they will run out of the house with a weapon and attack.

The Watchers are completely legit, it’s pretty much a rite of passage in my area and they DO come running out after you. I’ve done it twice, both times in a car, and once they came out running with a bat and another time they came out with a knife. No idea what really compels them, especially since this has (supposedly) been going on since the 70s or 80s, but it’s real.

It isn’t a rural area, either- it’s just a house on a normal California street. I know their (new) next door neighbors, too. Nobody knows what their deal is.”

10. “people used to hide behind the trees on the side of the road…”

“Shades of Death Road is actually located about five minutes outside of my town. A lot of people get really into it and insist that they see ghost on the side of the road.

I remember my teacher telling me it was a really old road and people used to hide behind the trees on the side of the road and murderer them and have an old fashion GTA. There is also a lake next to the road called Ghost Lake. I love that road and lake. I’ve taken many beautiful drives down that road and have hiked and explored around the lake.

The lake at night can give out a weird vibe, though.”

9. “There were reports of green like ooze dripping…”

“In my hometown there is a legend that one of our high schools is haunted by a girl who committed suicide in the school.

There were reports of green like ooze dripping from the ceiling and the hallway supposedly covered in fog everyday. The hallway has been closed on the fourth floor that has been closed off for decades. Some hear a girl sobbing near the hallway, some see her waving at them from the balcony, even some see a girl jump off of the balcony and see her vanish before she hits the ground.”

8. “and said that they tried to sacrifice her…”

“There’s a church in a suburb town of Dallas with no real windows, and if you go there at night, there’s always at least 1 car, sometimes 2 parked in the entrance and really spooky choir music audible. The doors are all metal, and the 10″ish square windows in the doors have that shatter-proof wire mesh in them. Keep in mind that this church is not in a terribly bad area. Not great, but not bad.

Rumor is that a woman walked into a nearby convenience store covered in blood, and said that they tried to sacrifice her. No idea if it’s true, but I used to live near the church, and I can confirm the car(s), spooky music, and overbuilt door bits of the story.

Might actually try to go by there after dark and get a video or something. Anyone interested?”

7. “legend has it he still haunts a trail by the railroads…”

“Where I am from, there is a man known as the Green Man.

He was a normal person who endured a traumatizing accident in his youth. Basically, a freak accident melted his face clean off, and the the locals called this person ‘Charlie No-Face.’

Eventually he died, but legend has it he still haunts a trail by the railroads, which is where he would do his night time walks, away from people that would be too afraid of him during the day.”

6. “The slaughter house was built sometime originally in the 20’s”

“I used to live near Statesboro Georgia for a time, and while my own home town didn’t have its own creepy urban legend, there was a legend about the old abandoned slaughter house on the aptly named ‘Slaughter house Road.’

The slaughter house had been built sometime originally in the 20’s, and worked through the mid 40’s before a fire ran through the place, killing a number of the employees. The legend was that the fire had been started by the owner when he found out that his young bride to be wanted to break off the marriage in favor of her childhood sweetheart. Among the dead reported were the woman, and the presumed sweetheart. The owner himself effectively vanished off the face of the earth after the fire, making the case technically (he’d be long dead now) still open.

The building has long stood abandoned, with no power, phone, nor access to the very top most floor. Yet this hasn’t prevented phone calls to 911 cropping up from there, as well as strange sightings of a woman walking aimlessly along the top floor where the offices were.”

5. “her eyes are completely black with bloody tears…”

“The little girl in the white dress.

Apparently a father went crazy in the 1950s and tied up & blindfolded his young daughter that was wearing a white dress. He placed her on train tracks and she was decapitated.

There are sightings to this day of a young girl standing right next to the tracks where the roadway is. They always say that it looks like a real human until she turns around and her eyes are completely black with bloody tears running down her face. Then, poof, she’s gone.

Thats how the sightings always go too. Nobody ever sees her from the front first…it’s always from the back, she turns around, people see the face, are horrified, then they see a mist where the ‘girl’ was and she disappears.”

4. “you can see Old Man Taylor’s eyes watching…”

“From rural Alabama…we had the story of Old Man Taylor. Tl;dr Old Man Taylor’s house caught on fire during a Sunday night poker game, everyone ran out, someone went back in for Taylor, saw his head had been cut off or something like that.

Legend is that the wrong man was convicted, so you can see Old Man Taylor’s eyes watching where his house used to be for the actual killer to come back.”

3. “these people also took their lives in a local forest…”

“Randomly, the amount of suicides in my home town will spike from absolutely zero to about 6 or 7 a year. We can go for 20 or so years without a single suicide, then all of a sudden many people take their lives over the course of 12 months.

I first heard about it when my mother was explaining what happened to some of the people she mentioned by name but I had never met. Two of them happened to take their own lives in the same year, as did 4 other people. They are normally in their early or mid twenties, have pretty normal lives, and usually aren’t connected much in anyway, so it’s not like these are suicide packs.

It’s creepy as hell because this is a small rural town in the highlands of Scotland. The population never really goes over 1,500 people. Most of these people also took their lives in a local forest by hanging themselves.”

2. “I noticed a few shadowy figures out of the corner of my eye…”

“I live in Princeton right now but I’m from a suburb of Seattle but I always say I’m from Seattle because people don’t know where federal way/Tacoma/auburn/Renton is.

So the story goes that if you go Federal Way, on foot or bike at night, and then to Tacoma (doesn’t matter exactly where) you’ll began to notice little things start to get weird. Usually you’ll feel as if you’re just stuck in the same 500ft stretch of land that just repeats over and over again forever. Then paranoia and the last thing would be some things chasing you on foot, shadow figures.

I thought it was stupid when I heard it in the 7th grade until I tried it, except in a car years later. I noticed a few shadowy figures out of the corner of my eye looking at me, at that point I peeled out and drove to my girlfriends in downtown Seattle and said some bullshit about wanting to see her.

Would never try it again. I had an intense paranoia that I couldn’t get rid of. Like night terrors that I felt for days at a time.”

1. “their skin is super pale and tinted blue.”

“I live in Southern California, and about half an hour east of the cities in the foothills. It’s very rural with lots of steep rocky hills and dry brush.

The blue people are a cult that live in the deep foothills. They never come out during the day, so their skin is super pale and tinted blue. They will leave a person laying on the rd out in the rural areas, and when a car stops to help them, they’ll surround the car and the person and the vehicle are never seen again.

I once got lost with very little gas out in the foothills at night and this story freaked me out so much I had to keep convincing myself it was just a story.”

Wait… the BLUE PEOPLE?!? What in the actual f**k?

Okay, I’m not sleeping tonight. Thanks Reddit!!!

Which of these really freaked you out? Let us know in the comments!

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Weird Things About Being Over 30

It’s my birthday very soon, and I’m gonna be thirty (mumble mumble) years old. How do I feel about that? I don’t know. I try to tell myself it’s just a number, but then my back pain yells that it’s very much not.

Here are some things about the whole experience that you’ll understand if you’re in the same achy boat.

10. You gotta lower the bar

“Serotonin? In this economy?”

9. You’re outdated

It is absolutely wild to remember a time when it took like three days to pull up a Netflix movie and that felt fast, somehow.

8. You fall hard

I slipped on the ice like a week ago and I’m still paying for it.

7. You get the worst combinations

Am I a child or a vampire? DECIDE, BODY!

6. You’re still a kid inside

Gonna put a bunch of those stars on my ceiling and let ’em fall on my face.

5. You grow apart

Then like four years will go by and you won’t even notice it.

4. You hang WAY over

Just clear the whole day.

3. You’re always cleaning

It just sort of regenerates, somehow.

2. Everything costs way too much

I’ve never purchased any rug larger than a bath mat for exactly this reason.

1. You’re caught in the middle

I know how to use Zoom, but I’m still gonna yell at it.

I may not be super cool with the whole ageing thing, but as many philosophers have pointed out, there ain’t much I can do about it. Might as well just enjoy the insanity!

What’s the strangest thing about being your age?

Tell us in the comments.

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