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“These Are All Cakes” Are Weirding People Out and We Don’t Disagree

By now we’ve all seen the spooky deep fakes. You know what I mean?

Faces replaced with other faces; eerie video transformations that are becoming more and more commonplace.

But there is perhaps an even more pressing issue at hand. Beyond simply knowing who really appears in what video, how can any of us be sure what is and isn’t cake?

See, there’s been a rash of videos on twitter of what appear to be everyday objects which are then sliced through to reveal that they are made entirely of cake. Suffice it to say, nobody trusts anyone or anything anymore.

12. Original deep cake

Look at this parade of fakery and tell me you’ll ever believe your eyes again.

11. Take a bite

Sweets for the sweet.

10. Let them eat cake

My god, this goes back further than we could have ever anticipated.

9. Foamy philosophies

Bring back the pyres, there’s witches to burn.

8. One in a million

Got yourself a winning dating profile there.

7. The cutting truth

We must all face the facts someday.

6. Desperate times

Cake is in the eye of the beholder.

5. Adorable murder

This is fine.

4. The cakening

Join us! Join us! Join us!

3. High art

Can you appreciate it?

2. So much winning

This has officially gone too far.

1. Wipe away your fears

Big if true.

We must arm ourselves now with the tools we need to tell cake from thing as best we can. Our future is at stake. Or should I say…at cake?

What do you suspect may actually be cake?

Prove you’re not a cake by telling us in the comments.

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Weird Memes that Demand an Explanation

There are some questions out there that we may never be able to answer.

Questions that, despite our insatiable appetite for knowledge and our dogged determination to investigate, may simply elude us for as long as we are we. Questions such as, “How exactly did the universe begin?” “Are there others out there like us?” “What is the nature of consciousness?” and “Why do these memes exist?”

These are conundrums inside puzzles inside riddles inside dreams. And though we may never fully understand them, that shouldn’t stop us from trying. Examine these memes for yourself, and see if you can determine why they are here.

10. Drawing the line

When Justice calls, he zones it.

9. Long and elegant

They must have a good electrician on site because that thing is well hung.

8. Bon appetit

Ah, this. I don’t like this.

7. Toying with emotions

You are a sad, strange little man.

6. Crutch in clutch

Gotta have those kicks no matter what.

5. Catch up with the times

This is done in defiance of God himself.

4. Did what work?

Seriously, what was the goal here?

3. Unsolved mysteries

Who needs sleep anyway?

2. Heavy sleeper

I don’t put up with nobody’s sheet.

1. Aquatic pride

Isn’t the other major Christian symbol a fish anyway?

Who made these? Why are they here? What purpose could they possibly serve? We certainly don’t know yet. But maybe…one day…it will all become clear.

What’s your favorite place to investigate memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Describe 2020 with Horrifying Accuracy

2020 sure has been a crazy year.

And it’s only about halfway over.

Still, for all the horrors, I am confident (or maybe I should say hopeful) that one day, we will be able to look back on a lot of this and laugh. Or we could just do that right now using memes. That sounds more fun than doing all that waiting.

These 15 memes encapsulate 2020 in the perfectly awful way it deserves.

15. Howdy howdy howdy

That moment when you realize that you are the snake in your boot.

Via: someecards

14. Summer memories

Mostly I just looked at memes like this.

Via: someecards

13. Academic achievements

You’ll be a college graduate by 80.

Via: someecards

12. Oh the places you won’t go

Seriously it’s not that hard.

Via: someecards

11. Hindsight is…

I think when this is all over we should eliminate the number.

Via: someecards

10. Keeping up with the Jones’

Quit being a show-off with your clean laundry, Sharon.

Via: someecards

9. Changing standards

Survival is the new sexy.

Via: someecards

8. Time flies

The theory of relativity states that this whole year can suck it.

Via: someecards

7. Body image

The old school CRT TV gets me every time.

Via: someecards

6. Chill pills

It’s a good thing.

Via: someecards

5. Modern art

Lie back and wait for the end.

Via: someecards

4. Face the facts

You still look beautiful to me.

Via: someecards

3. That’s the spirit

I was gonna say nobody’s gonna be partying on Halloween this year but this is America, of course we will.

Via: someecards

2. King of crap

Behold, my treasures.

Via: someecards

1. Tan lines

We’re all kind of Spiderman now?

Via: someecards

Now if only we could be looking back on this instead of currently living it. Ah well. Memes will get us through.

What’s your favorite 2020 meme?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets That Sum Up 2020 in a Nutshell

It’s strange to think back to the beginning of this year, when we were all having little semantic arguments about whether 2020 was technically the start of a new decade or not.

(For the record, I don’t care what the official system is, the decade starts when the third digit changes, that’s just common sense.) Little did we know that a short while later we’d be having arguments about whether 2020 was technically the start of the apocalypse or not.

At least we got some funny tweets out of it?

12. Butt of the joke

Thanks, I hate it.

11. Isolation syndrome

It has been a year of very mixed feelings for us introverts.

10. Taste the rainbow

The only vacation I can afford anyway.

9. Love schedule

I’m sure our “QUICK OPEN EVERYTHING UP OH F*** CLOSE IT AGAIN” strategy will start working any minute now.

8. Long hair, don’t care

I’m guessing you’re wrong but a man can hope.

7. Busy busy busy

Panic attacks burn a lot of calories too, it turns out.

6. Corn-n-tine

I’ll never take the little things for granted again.

5. Sweet release

I found myself thinking the other day “Can’t wait for the Fall so this mask isn’t so hot.”

4. Cancelled activities

Just because they were stupid doesn’t mean they weren’t plans.

3. Beat the devil out of it

The gentlest among us have their limits.

2. Safety from numbers

If ya’ll screw me over on this, so help me…

2. Cursed monkey paw

It sounds like paradise until you can’t leave.

1. A new low

The plot twists in this movie are getting out of control.

Eventually this year will fade away with all its horrors, but we’ll still have these funny tweets. So that’s…something? I guess?

What’s the best and/or worst part about 2020?

Tell us in the comments.

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Hilarious Tweets to Bring You New Insights

I set out to count how many funny people there were on Twitter but I lost track and fell asleep because there are too many. I couldn’t possibly hope to bring you samples from all of them, but let’s start with these.

Here are 12 random examples of greatness from a few of the funny women of Twitter!

12. Act fast

This is why the remote is a powerful tool in any relationship.

11. Mmm, MLM

You can be your own boss by which I mean empty your savings account to buy our awful overpriced merchandise.

10. Bras, bruh

There are the true tests of faith.

9. Time to stretch

Me buying sweats: “I don’t think this is gonna work out.”

8. Fairy tale romance

Did no two women in this kingdom wear the same size shoe?

7. Hugs and nugs

The delicious affection that we all crave.

6. Model citizen

2020: “Joke’s on you, get back to the couch.”

5. Highs and lows

Um. Most of us were alive in the 1900’s. It was 20 years ago. You sure about this?

4. Who is she

Reminding the robots that they don’t know everything.

3. Flatten the curve

The swoosh that says “Just don’t it.”

2. Treasure hunting

Gotta keep tabs on the important things in life.

1. Pocket full of disappointment

Fashion is a competition to see who can sell the least fabric for the most money.

To see more, just go pretty much anywhere on the internet. Funny tweets have a way of showing up there.

Who are your favorites ladies of Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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This Hilarious Stuff Has Been Happening on Twitter Lately

Whoa!

What the hell is going on on Twitter?

Hyper-realistic cake memes? Entanglement? Bomboclaats every which way you look?

Honestly, I’d love to explain it all to you but I can hardly explain it to myself and I don’t want this turning into a 40,000 word essay.

It’s easier to just show you, anyway. So. Here are 15 samples of what Twitter has been up to lately.

15. The final frontier

Turns out neither the flat-earthers nor the globeheads had it totally right.

14. Stonks

It only makes cents.

13. Secret sauce

And in 2020, it’s never worth going back for.

12. Elegant reentry

Just rebooted my brain, where were we?

11. Taking the cake

You made me watch this with my innocent eyes!

10. Meat your maker

When you’re dealing with Ikea, you never know when it’s all going to come together.

9. Mission failed successfully

Turns out I knew how to push the right buttons.

8. Excellent point

I’ll allow it?

7. The Drake equation

If you can’t play nice, nobody gets any toys.

6. Circle of life

Inescapable dread and depression are a big mood.

5. Cut it out

Has this gone far enough yet? Are we done?

4. Two for one special

There’s an advantage to keeping things short and sweet.

3. Unrequited melodies

When you’re so young that you can’t comprehend other people.

2. Thiccer than water

The romance is all boiled away.

1. Turn around

If this isn’t what life’s all about, I truly don’t know what is.

So, there ya have it. I’m no closer to understand it than you are, but I sure am enjoying the ride. Stay weird, Twitter.

What’s your favorite Twitter trend as of late?

Tell us in the comments.

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umblr Posts You Can Look at Instead of Stressing Out About Stuff

Want to take a tumble with me? By which I mean, we can look at all these neat Tumblr posts together.

Why? What did you think I meant? Get your mind out of the gutter, I hardly know you! Goodness.

While I’m recovering from your scandalous insinuations, let’s just check out these 10 funny posts.

10. Blackest Friday

This is kind of what it looks like all the time, tbh.

https://appleb18.tumblr.com/post/139367852255/sempaidoesntnoticeme-justbrosthings

9. Closer

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend…

https://hulkahoop.tumblr.com/post/88769803375/tomrny-doctorcanon-tomrny-do-you-know-how

8. Dog days

Whatever. I don’t even like that leg. Take it.

https://melanshi.tumblr.com/post/136193451119/spillywolf-when-you-have-anxiety-over

7. Live and let die

Either this person doesn’t get coffins or we need to call the police immediately.

https://katie-drou11.tumblr.com/post/108501579336/mythotsarestars-spicy-vagina-tacos-who-lives

6. Aggressive hydration

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

https://heart.tumblr.com/post/173613993770/wam-bam-jimmy-jam-lionesshart

5. Winging it

Maybe all the artists were just giving their subjects Red Bull.

https://gayarsonist.tumblr.com/post/622106968906252288/gayarsonist-my-favorite-thing-about-humanity-is

4. Coming of angst

Put your forehead against the glass and listen to that song that gets you in your feels.

https://hreshtak.tumblr.com/post/187436135764

3. Server salvation

He’s up there pwning angels now…

https://lilingratenasty.tumblr.com/post/175224564295/pinkie-whitelloon-aeonlamb-when-a-gamer-dies

2. National pride

I hate when people say “I’m American.” No reason I’m just generally very annoyed with my own country.

https://spanishskulduggery.tumblr.com/post/120122171797/i-hate-when-people-say-im-spanish-like-no

1. Bucket lift

We’re shutting down science. The memes were right. It has officially gone too far and it needs to be stopped.

https://forgetmaxx.tumblr.com/post/147720436412/ketchuprocket-all-the-other-humans-fucking

Hope you enjoyed those as much as I did. Come on back soon and we’ll look at some more together. I mean yanno…if you wanna…*blush.* *bashful kick.*

When you go on Tumblr, what sorts of things are you hoping to see?

Tell us your thoughts in the comments!

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Tweets You Really Should See Right Now

There’s too much going on on Twitter every day to keep with everything, and you’re busy with your own life anyway.

But never fear, we’ve got a digest of some of the recent Twitter highlights you can scroll through real quick and get back to your day, maybe feeling a little lighter for the pick-me-up!

It’s just 14 of the twizzles (aka tweets) to make ya smizzle (aka smiling) this wizzle (aka week).

Okay, yeah… I don’t know what I’m doing.

Let’s just look at tweets. I mean twizzles.

Whatever.

14. Dat face

This dog is more handsome than me and I don’t appreciate it.

13. Bring me that horizon

I recall something about rum, and it being gone.

12. Eye to eye

You really get to know somebody when you’re this up close and personal.

11. Get a leg up

Hey no judgement, I can’t do that.

10. Came-NO

This app is the ultimate punishment for our sins.

9. Picture perfect

The extra time you clearly have on your hands will be greatly rewarded.

8. Me and my baby

Is it possible to cringe yourself inside out?

7. Kitty control

Leave him be, he’s clearly got a handle on things.

6. Oh nose

Nope, nope, nope, we are NOT getting new fetishes out of this.

5. Late night

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: number one in the hood, G.

4. Manic panic

Um, yes, this is called bipolar disorder.

3. Plate tectonics

This diner does not abide by your pitiful laws of physics.

2. Ritual cleaning

No thank you please.

1. In this economy?

Might as well just get this tattoo at this point.

Just a little refreshing rundown of some of the best stuff floating around out there. We aim to please, and we live to serve!

Who do you think are the best people on Twitter right now?

Share your opinion in the comments.

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10 Random Memes of the Moment We Think You’ll Love

Top ten countdowns are always super arbitrary, so why not make a list of some random memes we found? Number 4 will SHOCK you. And by shock, we mean, make you chuckle and breathe a puff of air through your nose. They’re memes, not deathbed confessions. Scroll through and enjoy.

Here for no reason whatsoever are our top 10 memes we’ve seen in the last 5 minutes.

10. Dangerous games

We all need a little roughness and a little tenderness.

9. Sweet dreams

Can’t get hurt if you never connect with anyone.

8. Dive into salvation

This is blasphemy of the highest order and we approve.

7. Talent pool

Nobody tells you that after age 25 you just stop listening to anything new.

6. Pulling for you

Something you’ll regret wonderfully for the rest of your life.

5. Live, don’t learn

The sauce demands a monch.

4. Constructed languages

Ah, I see the car here is made out of car.

3. Solid bits

They’ve got one trick and by golly they’re gonna do it.

2. That sweet bi and bye

Nothing is more powerful than a father’s instinct to do a dad joke.

1. Which craft?

Revenge is a dish that’s best served.

There you have it, our definitive rankings of those specific memes, recorded for posterity. Thank you for being with us for this historically important event.

What are your favorite memes lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Are Here for You When You Need Them

Listen up…

Has it not been your day, your week, your month, or even your year?

No worries. Memes are here for you. When the rain starts to pour. Like they’ve never been before. ‘Cause you’re there for memes, too.

Here are 10 memes to give you a smile and help you get through your day!

10. Capacity for audacity

Excuse me, do I know you?

9. Calendar confusion

We can’t know. There’s just no way to know.

8. Hot and beefy

At those prices I’m a little wary, but beggars can’t be choosers.

7. Drugs not hugs

Not the sort of PSA I’m used to, but it rings truer than most.

6. Artistic merit

I’m not tagged in this photo but I feel like I am.

5. Bummed bunny

You may not like it, but this is what peak effort looks like.

4. High ambitions

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night…

3. Absent Abby

I’d take this as a sign if I were her.

2. Cat-5 o’ 9 Tails

This is somebody’s very particular fetish and I’m not here to judge.

1. Clutter critter

I, too, hiss wildly when approached by human beings.

No matter what happens in this life, memes will always be there for us. And for that, we owe them a great debt of gratitude.

What are your favorite kinds of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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