15 Funny ‘Harry Potter’ Jokes That Fans Should Enjoy

We’ve got a major Nerd Alert!

I’m just kidding, I’m one of you! A Potter-head, if you will. And I got a huge kick out of these jokes that poke fun at the Harry Potter universe.

And we think you will, too.

Enjoy, all you Muggles out there!

1. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?

Just one. He puts his wand in the cauldron and the world revolves around him.

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2. Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter to Facebook?

Because he only has followers, not friends.

3. What’s the difference between a comma and Crookshanks?

Crookshanks has claws at the end of his paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Crookshanks

4. Where can you find Dumbledore’s Army?

Up his sleeve-y!

5. Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad teacher?

Because he can’t control his pupils.

Mad Eye Moody

6. A wizard walks into a pub…

…and orders a Forgetfulness Potion. He turns to the witch next to him and says, “So, do I come here often?”

7. Two Hungarian Horntails walk into a pub…

The first one says, “Sure is hot in here.”

The second one snaps back, “Shut your mouth!”

Hungarian Horntail

8. A Muggle walks into the Hog’s Head Inn…

…with a frog on his shoulder. The barkeep says, “That’s pretty cool, where’d you get it?”

“London,” the frog croaks. “They’ve got millions of ‘em!”

9. What do you call a wizard with his hand in a thestral’s mouth?

A mechanic.

Thestral

10. Why does Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you’ll never know which side he’s on.

11. Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend?

They’re both cauld ron.

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12. Which side of a centaur has more hair?

The outside.

13. Why does Voldemort love Nagini so much?

Because she gives him hugs and hisses.

14. Why does Neville always use two bathroom stalls?

Because he has a Longbottom.

Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter)

15. What do you call two Quidditch players who share a dorm?

Broom-mates.
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Pretty fire jokes, right?

What did you think? What were your faves?

Let us know in the comments!

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Here Are Some Hilarious Tweets About ‘Frozen 2’ from Parents

We know that if your kids are of a certain age, you’ve already taken them to see Frozen 2…at least once. There’s no escape, and you know it.

Just remember, you’ll be hearing your kids sing the songs from this movie for the next couple years, so get used to it and go with the flow.

Just let it go.

Let us begin…

1. Look what you started.

2. Taking it to a new level.

3. She’s had enough.

4. She needs to learn.

5. Booyah!

6. You’ll probably have to camp out.

7. Might need to hit that 100 mark.

8. Couldn’t go with that one.

9. Oh, great…

10. That’s nacho cheese!

11. Done for a while…

12. SPOILERS EVERYONE

13. This is what you have to look forward to.

14. Lots of snoozing going on.

15. Aw. That’s nice

How many times have you taken your kids to see Frozen 2 so far?

Let us know all about it in the comments!

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People Shared What They Believe Are the Most Underrated Romantic Films of the Last 10 Years

What are your favorite romantic films from the past ten years? Ones that you think are pretty underrated and that might’ve flown under the radar?

Well, here’s a big list of them that you might want to add to your various streaming queues, courtesy of responses the Buzzfeed Community.

Let us begin!

1. Love, Simon (2018)

“First of all, it was one of the first films I had ever seen that featured a gay main character within a love story. I honestly cried multiple times. I felt like it was so modern and realistic. It really hit close to me.”

2. Call Me By Your Name (2017)

“It has to be one of the best love stories I’ve ever seen portrayed on film! Not only is the journey between the two of them so beautiful, raw, and heartfelt, but the soundtrack and scenery just makes you swoon even harder.”

3. Juliet, Naked (2018)

“Honestly, I think I might be the only person to have seen this movie. Ethan Hawke is perfect and it’s a lovely reminder of how much I loved him in the ’90s. Please go watch it so I have someone to talk about it with!”

4. Friends with Benefits (2011)

“Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake are hilarious and have amazing chemistry!”

5. Brooklyn (2015)

“First, I loved how they chose a real Irish actress to play the main character. Second, this film takes place so long ago, yet there are so many relatable topics to the present; This includes immigration and falling in love with someone who is the complete opposite of who you’re used to dating. Lastly, I really liked how it wasn’t just about dating, it also explored family and death.”

6. Sparrows Dance (2012)

“Noah Buschel made a great movie about an agoraphobic actress (Marin Ireland) who hasn’t left her apartment or changed her routine in years after a huge nervous breakdown. She begins to fall in love with the plumber she has to call when her toilet overflows. The plumber (Paul Sparks) is understanding and slowly brings her walls down. It’s honestly so good, and my description doesn’t do it justice.”

7. Beginners (2010)

“It’s about a guy named Oliver who’s basically reflecting on his father’s life after he passes away. His father came out at the age of 75 and began a relationship with a younger man, which pushed him to be more honest and open with himself and those around him. While Oliver begins exploring his father’s life, he meets and begins to fall in love with a woman who has her own father issues. It’s honestly such a beautiful movie that deserves more recognition.”

8. Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

“It’s such a beautiful love story, but I think people dismiss it because they’re vampires.”

9. Man Up (2015)

“Starring Lake Bell and Simon Pegg, it’s a British film about two people who are perfect and hilarious together! It’s kind of an unconventional premise, but it ends up working so well. I’m shocked more people don’t know about it.”

10. Like Crazy (2012)

“It’s such a raw, realistic portrayal of what relationships are like in your early twenties. The jealousy, back and forth breaking up, and the reality of how hard it is to end a relationship even when you know it’s not working. I think a lot of people can watch this movie and will be reminded of their first adult relationship, and what it’s like to grow apart.”

11. Five Feet Apart (2019)

“It did not the get the credit it deserved! It was pushed aside as just another movie romanticizing illnesses, but it definitely did not romanticize cystic fibrosis at all! I started crying halfway through and didn’t stop. 10/10.”

12. The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)

“It highlights a teenager, who is just starting to show signs of schizophrenia and depression, but is also learning about friendship and first loves. It hits me right in the feels every time I watch it. Also, Emma Watson’s hair basically defined the decade.”

13. Set It Up (2018)

“Honestly, my favorite rom-com ever! The movie has an amazing cast, with a funny and original storyline. The chemistry between the characters, the perfect slow burn that isn’t annoying, hilarious best friends, and a stereotypical dramatic airport scene. The movie has EVERYTHING in it you could ever want from a rom-com. The fact that more people don’t appreciate it is a straight up crime.”

14. The Giant Mechanical Man (2012)

“The Giant Mechanical Man with Jenna Fischer and Chris Messina is just a sweet movie about two regular people who are a little lost, and looking to be seen.”

15. The Switch (2010)

“The premise sounds like it would be one big Judd Apatow movie with crude humor, which I have no problem with, but it’s actually incredibly sweet. The relationship between Wally and Sebastian is heartwarming. I highly recommend, because it’s one of my favorite movies.”

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You Might Not Recognize These Famous People from Their Younger Days

We know exactly what today’s Hollywood heartthrobs looked like when they were younger because most of them have literally grown up before our eyes on the screen, in the tabloids, and on social media.

Ryan Reynolds anyone?

But what about the older folks who paved the way? Let’s take a look at what some iconic celebrities looked like when they were much, much younger.

1. Betty White

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2. Ian McKellen

3. Patrick Stewart

4. James Earl Jones

5. Christopher Walken

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6. Helen Mirren

7. Bill Gates

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Monday✊? #BillGatesMugShot

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8. Dolly Parton

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?♥ now that’s a look #inspiration #youngdollyparton

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9. Bernie Sanders

10. Willie Nelson

11. Martha Stewart

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? MARTHA MOOD ? #marthastewart

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12. Diane Keaton

13. Morgan Freeman

14. David Letterman

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15. Dr. Phil

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#TBT

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Those are kind of wild!

Dr. Phil? Wow!

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10 Jokes About the Underrated Film, ‘Scott Pilgrim vs. the World’

Have you seen the 2010 film Scott Pilgrim vs. the World? The movie has really taken on a life of its own in the past several years, pretty much becoming a bonafide cult classic.

Here’s the trailer to refresh your memory.

A lot of people out there are HUGE fans of the film, and they consider it to be very underrated. And living in the age of social media, they like to talk about it on Twitter.

Let’s take a look!

1. Single to me.

2. Let’s dissect this…

3. Close enough.

4. Deeeeep thoughts.

5. Must be kinda tough.

6. Bread makes you fat.

7. Doesn’t seem fair.

8. A good observation.

9. Here’s a hot take.

10. Feelin’ old yet?

Are you a big fan of this movie? Share your thoughts with us about it in the comments!

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15 Funny Tweets About the New ‘Lady and the Tramp’ Movie

Lady and the Tramp came out last month on Disney+ and people are really big fans of the updated, live-action version of the classic film.

By all accounts, a lot of people are pretty into this new version and are sounding off on Twitter about the film.

Enjoy these tweets!

1. Here come the waterworks.

2. The big stars.

3. Good dogs!

4. No spoilers!

5. Is that really true?

6. Hahahaha.

7. A good lesson.

8. Now I’m scared.

9. Lookin’ sharp.

10. Really into it.

11. More crying…

12. Now you believe in love.

13. Just like that.

14. Very emotional.

15. That’s a bold tweet.

Have you seen the movie yet? Did you love it? Did you cry your eyes out?

Tell us about it in the comments!

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Tom Hanks Discovered That Mister Rogers Is His Cousin

Call it a twist of fate or destiny, but actor Tom Hanks recently found out that and Fred Rogers (aka the beloved Mister Rogers who spent decades entertaining children on public television) are sixth cousins.

Ancestry.com revealed the information, to which Hanks said, “It all just comes together, you see.”

The news is particularly interesting because Hanks plays Fred Rogers in the recently-released film A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, which details the friendship that developed between Rogers and a journalist named Tom Junod who wrote an article about the television host for Esquire magazine in 1998.

An Ancestry.com spokesperson said, “Fred Rogers and Tom Hanks are sixth cousins sharing the same 5x great-grandfather … who immigrated from Germany to America in the 18th century.”

Hanks’ wife, Rita Wilson, said, “No, impossible! You’re pulling our leg.”

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It only makes sense that one of America’s favorite actors would play one of the country’s most-beloved public figures…and be related to him. What are the chances?

Fred Rogers hosted Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood from 1968 until 2001, focusing on themes of kindness, charity, and being a good friend and neighbor to everyone. Rogers died in 2003 at the age of 74, but his legacy and continues to inspire people all over the world.

Rogers is so well-regarded that there is now a holiday honoring him in his native Pennsylvania every May 23.

Watch the trailer for the new film below.

Have you seen A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood yet?

If so, give us your review in the comments!

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20 Keanu Reeves Quotes That Might Give You a Different Perspective on Life

Even though Keanu Reeves started off his movie career playing roles as lovable goofballs and slackers (Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Parenthood, etc.), he’s actually a pretty deep and introspective person who seems to have a unique outlook on life.

And has this guy had a career resurgence, or what? Reeves is more popular than ever right now due to the success of the John Wick movies, and it’s been announced that there are new Bill & Ted and The Matrix movies in the works.

But back to the man himself, the real-life Keanu Reeves. Let’s take a look at 20 quotes from Reeves, who is, by all accounts, extremely generous and humble in his everyday life.

1. “Every struggle in your life has shaped you into the person you are today. Be thankful for the hard times, they can only make you stronger.”

 

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2. “Sometimes we get so caught up in our daily lives that we forget to take the time out to enjoy the beauty in life. It’s like we’re zombies. Look up and take your headphones out. Say “Hi” to someone you see and maybe give a hug to someone who looks like they’re hurting.”

3. “The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way.”

4. “If you can make a woman laugh, you’re seeing the most beautiful thing on God’s Earth.”

 

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5. “I thank the earth and the sky every day for the opportunities I’ve had.”

6. “Sometimes enemies are our best teachers, people can learn from their mistakes, destruction sometimes means rebirth.”

7. “Grief changes shape but it never ends.”

8. “I was also raised to treat people exactly how I would like to be treated by others. It’s called respect.”

 

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9. “When I don’t feel free and can’t do what I want, I just react. I go against it.”

10. “I will always be in love with love.”

11. “It is incredibly empowering to know that your future is in your hands.”

12. “Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed, so live today!”

 

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13. “You have to change your life if you’re not happy, and wake up if things aren’t going the way you want.”

14. “Sometimes simple things are the most difficult things to achieve.”

15. “Try to be wrong once in a while, it’ll do your ego good.”

 

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16. “If you have been brutally broken, but still have the courage to be gentle to other living beings, then you’re a badass with the heart of an angel.”

17. “Our dreams can teach us, instruct us, confuse us, sometimes I think they look to be considered. They are an opportunity and I think they most certainly could be utilized to focus, to try and achieve — whether it’s looking for someone, or influencing us, or inspiring us.”

18. “Multi-culture is the real culture of the world — a pure race doesn’t exist.”

19. “The person who was holding me back from my happiness was me.”

 

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20. “None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an afterthought. Eat the delicious food. Walk in the sunshine. Jump in the ocean.”

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People Begging for Netflix Logins Can Be Very Entertaining

This trend of people borrowing each other’s passwords for Netflix, Amazon Prime, HBO GO, etc. is pretty crazy.

It’s like a tangled web of networks and relationships that weaves through your friends, family, former boyfriends and girlfriends – and maybe even complete strangers.

And when people lose that privilege, they just come crawling back, don’t they? Here are some very entertaining photos of people begging for Netflix logins for your enjoyment.

Don’t give in to this pressure, friends!

1. Too poor for Netflix.

Netflix pls or u b**** Cross Post from r Niceguys from ChoosingBeggars

2. Emotionally blackmailed.

Brother who refuses to work tries to emotionally blackmail me over Netflix subscription from ChoosingBeggars

3. I think they can afford it.

Her fiancé makes 95K a year. I cancelled Hulu before because they used it constantly and it kept kicking me. They also cancelled their Netflix and began using mine, but it doesn’t kick anyone so no issues. Now she’s hinting at Hulu again? I don’t mind sharing but, they can afford $7.99 a month. from ChoosingBeggars

4. A beggar in the wild.

My First choosing beggar in the wild, you think you know a guy… from ChoosingBeggars

5. What a deal!

Yeah I’ll give you my paid Netflix account for exposure on your 28k follower instagram account from ChoosingBeggars

6. Why do you hate France?

I got DM’d by a stranger right after posting about being excited for Evangelion coming to Netflix. Apparently I hate french people. from ChoosingBeggars

7. That is indeed a bratty cousin.

Bratty cousin stole my Netflix password and when I changed it he wants me to it to him. from ChoosingBeggars

8. You’re a cheapskate!

Friend of my Ex has been using my Netflix details without my knowledge for years. Calls me cheap! from ChoosingBeggars

9. “Feeling incomplete.”

“It costs $0.00 not to be like this” from ChoosingBeggars

10. It’s not like you pay for it.

*give me your password, it’s not like you pay for it* from ChoosingBeggars

11. Here are my demands…

CB wants direct access to a Netflix account. P.S. no piracy from ChoosingBeggars

12. Ummmm, not gonna happen.

epic netflix deal from ChoosingBeggars

13. There actually is a reason.

Roommate cancelled Netflix. Time to move! from ChoosingBeggars

Do these look familiar to you?

I thought so…

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20 of the Best Horror Movies from the 2010s

The 2010s are almost in the history books and we get to start a new decade very son. So what will be the legacy of the past ten years?

No, I’m not talking about politics or big news events, I’m talking about HORROR MOVIES. People always talk about the classics from the 1960s, ’70s, and ’80s, but the 2010s haven’t exactly been a slouch when it comes to scary movies.

Here are 20 that you might want to check out to get a good scare.

These responses come to us from the Buzzfeed Community.

1. Lights Out (2016)

“I had to sleep with my closet light on for a week after watching this movie!”

2. The Babadook (2014)

“At first you think it’s just another haunting by an evil supernatural being but it actually has a deeper real-world meaning that addresses mental health and the impact it can have on you and those around you.”

3. Sinister (2012)

“I legit had to pause in the INTRODUCTION scene, where the family is being hung from a tree in slow motion, because I was already overcome with anxiety.”

4. Get Out (2017)

“Horror movies don’t really scare me, so for me they are mostly meh. Sometimes there are gems with a great atmosphere like Midsommar, but Get Out was the first horror movie that gave me chills. And it’s an Oscar winner as well.”

5. Hereditary (2018)

“Toni Collette’s scream when seeing her daughter made me wish that there was an Oscar category for best scream. It’s that good and terrifying! I had to stop the movie after that scene before I could go on.”

6. The Conjuring (2013)

“The first one terrified me so badly I couldn’t walk down the hall to my bedroom. Slept downstairs for MONTHS. I can’t even explain what it was but it was so unsettling it caused me anxiety and paranoia for a very long time. Jump scares don’t normally do that much to me but man…. I was just a wreck.”

7. Mama (2013)

“I feel like not enough people talk about how scary Mama was. I saw that movie when I was 25 and still had to sleep with the lights on for a week.”

8. Hush (2016)

“Hush is one of the best stalker movies I’ve seen in a long time. I thought it was going to be one of those typical slasher films but it turned out to be a really intense game of cat and mouse.”

9. Insidious (2010)

“It truly packs a punch when it comes to scare factor on the first viewing. The concept was fresh and truly terrifying. Just a great ride overall.”

10. Last Shift (2014)

“Last Shift is the scariest f$&@ing movie I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen everything known to man. Lights were ON for a while at bedtime that night.”

11. Train to Busan (2016)

“Train to Busan was the best zombie movie I have seen in a long time. As someone who travels on the train often the thought of getting stuck on a train full of zombies is terrifying. The pacing was brilliant and the characters were really well thought out, you care about what happens to the characters. I have loved Gong Yoo ever since I saw him in Goblin and this was on my bucket list and it definitely did not disappoint.”

12. The Blackcoat’s Daughter (2015)

“The Blackcoat’s Daughter was terrifying. The twist ending wasn’t hard to see coming, but the slow boil up to that point created a sense of dread that made me petrified to see what was about to happen.”

13. The Witch (2015)

“It was the type of movie that sits in your mind, plays tricks on you for weeks, unsettles you for longer. I saw it months ago and it still knocks me off kilter when I think of it.”

14. Oculus (2013)

“Oculus is phenomenal! I love horror but I don’t spook easily. This one makes you question what you’re even watching and where it falls in the timeline. It definitely had me jump but it leans more on psychological horror than jump scares.”

15. Creep (2014)

“I’m a horror fanatic and the only horror film that has ever genuinely scared me is The Duplass Brothers’ Creep. Peachfuzz actually gave me nightmares. It’s a found footage film and it’s just two characters (one of whom is hardly ever on screen), but it’s legitimately terrifying.”

16. Shadow People (2012)

“The one that made me have to sleep with the lights on for a WEEK is…Shadow People. Super creepy and way underrated!”

17. Us (2019)

“The film had me at the edge of my seat the whole time but what’s scarier is after you leave the film and really think about all of the hidden meanings and social commentary about the film, it feels far too real and that plot twist at the end is heartbreaking but also makes you question everything.”

18. 1922 (2017)

“1922 was horrifying because the main character can’t escape his murderous act no matter what he does, and everything in his life falls apart.”

19. The Invitation (2015)

“The Invitation was soooooooo unsettling. You have no idea if the protagonist really is just paranoid or if there’s something truly sinister going on. The last 15 minutes scared the crap out of me.”

20. Bone Tomahawk (2015)

“Scarier than anything else in these comments by far. I love scary movies but this one fucked me up.”

What are some of your own favorite horror films from the 2010s?

Share them with us in the comments!

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