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Posts From the Nextdoor App That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes

We’re all so connected these days that it can seem a little overwhelming from time to time.

And it doesn’t seem like there’s a lot of privacy anywhere these days, does there?

Well, you can add Nextdoor to the long list of apps that make you feel like a Peeping Tom, constantly getting a peek into other peoples’ business. And this time it’s all about your crazy neighbors!

And, as you can probably imagine, people use Nextdoor to air all kinds of grievances and make weird observations, etc. It’s great fun!

Let’s take a look.

1. You can get it done right there!

You don’t even have to leave your car!

2. I think that might be a misspelling.

Can we double-check on that one?

3. I don’t think this is gonna happen.

Nice try, though.

4. What an adorable pet you have!

And he seems harmless.

5. This is the weirdest post of all time.

A lot going on in this one…

6. Take it easy, comrade.

I was actually thinking it was North Korea.

7. There it goes!

Wait, what? Let me read that again…

8. Oh, that’s what happened?

I thought something else was going on…

9. Being harrassed by a cat.

It happens to the best of us.

10. I need to talk to Dr. Phil.

I’m sure he’ll get right back to you.

11. Can we please think of the cats?

They need more sleep!

12. I’m glad this news is out there.

I was worried this was gonna happen…

Some people, I’ll tell ya…

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us about some wild, wacky, and funny experiences you’ve had with your neighbors.

Thanks in advance!

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Dad and Daughter Recreate Iconic Movie Scenes and They’re Great

For most parents, it’s been a big headache trying to figure out how to keep their kids occupied during this pandemic that has kept all of us cooped up in our houses for nine months now.

But Alex Zane doesn’t seem to have that problem at all.

Zane and his 5-year-old daughter Matilda have spent their quarantine time recreating iconic movie scenes with Matilda as the main star.

And the results are great!

Take a look at their work, we think you’ll be impressed.

1. A juvenile delinquent genius.

What a great film!

2. Are you ready to do the lift?

Remember, you have to practice in the water first.

3. Run, Forrest, run!

Welp, now he’s done running.

4. Don’t throw that overboard.

She just ruined everything!

5. Who doesn’t love Pee-wee?

I know I do! Pee-wee for President!

6. These guys are definitely up to no good.

It’s gonna be a long weekend.

7. Oh, no, it’s E.T.!

Make sure to hide him in the closet!

8. The greatest horror movie of all time?

I sure think so!

9. It’s time to make out with Jake Ryan.

Don’t burn yourself on the cake!

10. You’re about to get your ear cut off.

This is from Reservoir Dogs, FYI.

11. Another all-time classic film.

You’ll never want to shower again.

12. Grease is the word!

Let’s drag race! Who’s gonna win?!?!

Now that’s the good stuff!

And now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us what movies you’d like to see these two recreate. Please and thank you!

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Chilling Memes for the True Crime Obsessed

With quarantine not looking like it’ll end any time soon, us true crime fans have even more time to dedicate to the next chilling murder mystery.

Every new podcast leads to a bottomless pit of shocking offenses. Somehow, learning about serial killers is more soothing than engaging with the current news cycle.

Here are 13 true crime memes for those of us who are totally hooked.

1. For your mental health

Who needs a guided meditation video when you have the Ted Bundy court tapes?

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2. Some people are so fake

The internet has existed for how many years now? No need to act surprised.

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3. The stuff that spies are made of

Next stop, federal government.

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4. Too real

Very rude of the internet to leak this candid photo of me without my permission.

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5. Tips from the OG

There’s no away any serial killer would pay for Netflix.

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6. Hang on a sec

This is like when you re-listen to your favorite part of the song because it didn’t hit you hard enough the first time.

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7. Love at first sight

Every girl’s dream – all in one photo.

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8. Duh

I think we all knew this anyway.

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9. Let’s be real

If I wanted a feel-good narrative, I’d binge a British baking show, not My Favorite Murder.

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10. A quick fix

This is better than therapy!

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11. When worlds collide

If nothing else, the true crime fandom is definitely one of the most dedicated.

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12. I’m down

We’re all just looking for that special someone who will analyze the Casey Anthony trial with us.

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13. Yoda knows what’s up

Much like the Jedi after Order 66, us true crime fans are often forced into a life of secrecy.

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Well, that managed to get my heart rate up for about five minutes.

Maybe now I can expand my efforts to socialize beyond just listening to nice women hashing out the details of a very obscure murder that happened in Wisconsin.

What are some of your favorite true crime memes? Share them with us in the comments below!

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Dad and Daughter Are Great Are Recreating Movie Scenes Together

Ready to have some fun?!?!

I know I am! And the father-daughter duo you’re about to meet bring the fun and the entertainment in a major way.

Alex Zane and his 5-year-old daughter Matilda are excellent at recreating movie scenes with Matilda as the main attraction and we think you’re gonna love their work!

Here are some great examples of what they’ve been up to. Let’s take a look!

1. A classic movie!

And little Matilda nailed it!

2. Everyone loves this movie.

You can’t deny that!

3. That’s Clark W. Griswold right there.

And he’s about to get attacked by a squirrel.

4. Election! What a great movie!

A highly underrated gem!

5. Do the crane kick, Daniel!

Who would’ve thought The Karate Kid would be so popular in 2020?

6. North by Northwest.

Let’s see if you can outrun this plane…or this fidget spinner.

7. Legally Blonde for the win!

It’s a good one!

8. It puts the lotion in the basket.

I really hope this little girl hasn’t seen this movie yet.

9. Heeeeeere’s Johnny.

You know it. You love it.

10. Dumb and Dumber!

Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

11. A classic scene from Bridesmaids.

Oh yeah, she’s doing it in the street.

12. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

One of the all-time great movies!

13. Dazed & Confused.

Alright, alright, alright!

Those are so awesome!

And now we want to hear from you.

What movie scenes would you like to see this dynamic duo recreate?

Tell us what you think in the comments!

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Bad Boss Tells Great Employee to Quit. Immediately Regrets It.

I’m sure you’ve found yourself at jobs where management just didn’t appreciate you or give you the proper respect you deserved.

Hey, we’ve all been there at one point or another!

And it’s always so darn satisfying to hear a story about someone who quits a job and the boss knows almost immediately that they made a mistake.

A person took to Reddit to share their own story.

Here’s how it started.

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He started out slowly at the job but started taking on more responsibility quickly when management knew they could count on him…and when they didn’t want to do certain things themselves…

And so he started doing just about everything about the joint.

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He was working his tail off and the owners would sometimes tell him they wanted to make him a manager…

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But after they kept bringing up the management position and not delivering, the person decided to have a sit-down with one of the bosses and bring it up.

That’s called being a go-getter!

But the boss didn’t see it that way.

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So this employee decided to only do what they were originally hired to do.

Hey, if the bosses want to play that game, then that’s how it will be.

But the boss clearly didn’t catch on after that first conversation.

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Wow! That’s totally ridiculous!

The conversation continued…and the boss laid down a challenge that he probably didn’t expect this person to take.

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But they did!

See ya later…but the bosses still didn’t catch on…they don’t seem too bright.

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And things went downhill very fast after this employee left.

Here’s how the story ended.

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What do you think about this?

Have you had jobs where you wanted to just walk out sometimes?

Or maybe where you DID walk out?

Share your stories with us in the comments. Thanks!

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Funny Posts That People Shared on the Nextdoor App

Do you have the Nextdoor app?

If you don’t, I strongly recommend that you get on there right this instant and download it. Because it is NONSTOP ENTERTAINMENT, friends.

It gives you an inside look into just how crazy and bizarre your neighbors are and it lets you know who to avoid when you take a walk or go to the grocery store! It’s a win-win!

Let’s take a look at some funny and weird posts from Nextdoor so you can see what I’m talking about.

1. Be sure to write that on the bag.

We don’t want any mix-ups, now do we?

2. That is a crime!

A crime against humanity!

3. Caroline, what were you thinking?!?!

THIS IS NOT A DATING SITE.

4. You know what, I am sick of this.

And I bet you are, too!

5. What is this whole “voting” thing?

I don’t like the sound of this…

6. The War on Christmas is raging on.

I can’t wait to see the 2020 version!

7. Yeah, I feel this one.

I could use some shut-eye as well.

8. What gang is this?

I think it might be the Almighty D*cks.

9. Are you sure that’s what that’s for?

You might want to look into that a little bit closer.

10. Give ’em the business!

That’ll show ’em!

11. You thief!

You’re gonna burn for this one!

12. That might be a bit extreme.

But, honestly, who doesn’t recycle?

13. Report these people at once!

I’m deeply offended by this.

How about you?

Have you had any weird or interesting interactions with your neighbors on the Nextdoor app?

Please tell us your stories in the comments! Thanks!

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Tweets That Will Put a Big Smile on Your Face

If you’re in the mood for some lighthearted tweets that will make your day a little bit better, look literally no further because we’ve got them. Right here.

Exciting, right? All the magic of Twitter right on your very phone?! It’s never been done before! But that’s the kind of innovation that we’re committed to here, so you’re welcome.

Enjoy these ten random tweets that will put a smile on your face.

10. What?

It works even better if you make sure to get a really awkwardly laid out house.

9. Upstairs, downstairs

Once you cross that threshold your mind just gets erased, there’s nothing we can about it.

8. Dark jokes

“Eventually they’ll realize how long they’ve been talking.” – me, an idiot, every time

7. Notice of absence

I could use this as a sign on every door.

6. Nobody likes a snitch

What, is that guac comin’ outta your paycheck or something?

5. Let me be clear

Tag yourself, I’m all the boats.

4. Acronym acceptance

If you could find your way clear to lmfao that would be even better.

3. Butter living

“This is gonna spread real nice on all my garbage.”

2. The power twins

They’ve been some sort of oracles all along, and we just couldn’t see it.

1. Work it

The greatest and most consistent lie ever told.

Gotta love a tweet that can pack that much funny into such a small package. How do they even do it? We can’t know, there’s just no way to know.

Who are your favorite funny folks to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes for Everyone Who’s Completely Done with 2020

Raise your hand if you are completely, one hundred percent, no question, thoroughly, undeniably, and reliably DONE with 2020.

I can’t see any of you but I assume your hands are up. In which case, these memes are for you.

13. A clean sweep

Get to the chopper!

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12. High art

I don’t know how I went back in time, but I did.

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11. Congratulations?

This kitty is having a time and we are all this kitty.

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10. Not gonna work out

Ok but for real as soon as it’s all back I’m gonna get ripped, I promise.

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9. Code of silence

I am Jack’s sagging, overused couch cushions.

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8. The ultimate sacrifice

This, it turns out, is still too much for some.

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7. This is the way

Sounds like you’re going to be very very safe on your errands.

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6. That sinking feeling

Well, you know what they say, ship happens.

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5. Rocky road

At least I can put some of this into my slush fund.

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4. Pack it in

Real outlaws spring for that triple-ply.

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3. Say “what” again

He’s been training his entire life for this moment and he didn’t even know it.

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2. Throw ’em back

And they’d also be horrified and disappointed.

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1. Gas, grass, or *ss

I don’t know what they’re up to, but I’d like to tag along.

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At the time of writing I take great solace in knowing that 2020 is almost over. 2021 has gotta be at least a little better. Right?

…RIGHT?!

What was something GOOD that actually happened for you in 2020?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Prove How Easy It Is to Disappoint Their Families in 5 Words

Life is tough.

And it’s even tougher when you feel like everyone in your family, from your parents to your siblings to your aunts and uncles to the family dog have extremely high expectations for you and what you’re going to do with your life and career.

And the folks you’re about to meet were nice enough to share how they think they’ve disappointed their families…and they did it in only 5 words! Hey, I think that by itself is pretty impressive. So I say if your family doesn’t at least appreciate that, then the hell with them.

Let’s see what these people had to say about how they’ve let down their loved ones.

1. What kind of doctor, then?

Well, we’re all waiting!

2. That’s a job?

Can anyone tell me if this is really a job?!?!

3. That’s it, you’re out of here.

What the hell is wrong with you, mister?

4. Ouch…not sure what to say about that.

The look on everyone’s faces says it all.

5. You just broke your mother’s heart.

Are you happy now?

6. What do you enjoy reading?

Comics? Reddit? Or maybe you can’t read?

7. Don’t tell them that!

Just pretend you’re still going. They’ll never know.

8. Come on, don’t do that!

No one should say this.

9. And you are The Strange Man, I’m assuming?

Now I’m kind of intrigued.

10. Everyone just lost their appetite.

Nice effort, though…

11. How bad did it hurt?

Looks kinda painful.

You know the drill…now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us how you’d disappoint your family in five words.

Let’s see what you can come up with!

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Funny Memes About the Trials and Tribulations of Online Learning

Are you getting a little sick and tired of the day-to-day reality of online schooling that you’ve been dealing with for the last NINE MONTHS?

I bet you didn’t think it was gonna be going on this long, did you? Yeah, neither did we…

But, here we are and we have to deal with it, right?

And what better way to combat the stress and frustration than by laughing at the whole situation! Hey, that’s what we do and that’s what we do best.

So let’s take a little break from schoolwork and enjoy these funny memes about online classes. Enjoy!

1. That’s the biggest bag of food I’ve ever seen.

And I think I like it!

2. Ummm, can you wait a minute?

I’m not quite ready yet.

3. Yeah, how’s that supposed to work?

It’s the only reason to go to class.

4. We’re gonna need to see that cat.

Come on, teacher!

5. Just keep on checking that thing.

Over and over all day long.

6. That didn’t last long.

But you gave it your best shot!

7. I’ll be there very shortly!

Give me another three minutes, please.

8. They will be traumatized.

How do I log in?!?!

9. We are living in strange times.

I would NOT want to be a student right now.

10. What’s that noise?

Oh right, I have a final exam tomorrow.

11. Are you sure you’re paying attention?

Put down your phone for a minute and see what’s going on.

I bet all of you can’t wait to get folks back in actual classrooms.

But in the meantime, tell us how everything has been going in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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