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Funny Tweets About Marriage That Are Right on the Money

I think that married folks are experiencing one of two situations during this crazy pandemic and lockdown: they’re either falling back in love with their spouses, or they have been secretly researching the best divorce lawyers in their area…

Hey, it’s a tough time!

But let’s hope that we can all keep our heads together for a little while longer until the world gets back to normal again, okay?

And, in the meantime, have a few laughs at these hilarious tweets about living that married life.

1. That sounds SO romantic.

Is this all you dreamed it would be?

2. Things are about to get very ugly.

Why are men so obsessed with the trash and recycling?

3. You have found Mr. Right.

Guys like this don’t grow on trees.

4. Yeah, that seems about right.

That doesn’t seem like THE WORST idea in the world…

5. Can we please find a middle ground here?

This is quickly spinning out of control.

6. Sounds like he’s having a really great time.

Whether he likes it or not…

7. Hey o! Here’s a zinger!

Taking it all in from up high.

8. That’ll show her who’s the boss.

Never mess with the dishwasher unless you want things to get really ugly.

9. Was it the mustard again?

I hate it when that happens!

10. He totally gets it now.

I hate to break it to you, but…

11. One more sound and we’re done here.

And I mean done FOREVER.

12. I’m not sure what you’re talking about.

Now you went and made it even worse. Good job.

Marital bliss strikes again!

How about you? Are you and your partner getting along during the pandemic or are you driving each other crazy?

Talk to us in the comments and give us a life update.

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This Social Media Account Shares the Weirdest Weather in Russia

I can think of few places I’d rather NOT be during the winter than Russia.

Just thinking about the word “Siberia” makes my feet cold.

And when you look at photos of everyday Russian people, a lot of them look pretty…well, not incredibly happy all the time. And I think at least some of that has to do with the crazy and terrible weather those folks deal with year in and year out.

I don’t have any scientific data to back this up, it’s just my hunch…

Let’s take a look at photos of some wild weather that’s going on over in Russia.

1. Magical light pillars.

I’ve never seen something like that before.

2. How about some Lenticular clouds.

Look! Up in the sky!

3. Get a load of these frost flowers.

They’re actually very beautiful.

4. The geometry of frost.

That looks like plastic. Doesn’t look real.

5. A complex sun halo.

Cool! I need to read up on these!

6. They have volcanoes in Russia?

I had no idea!

7. That just looks like a nightmare.

How do you even begin to get the ice off?

8. Beautiful light pillars.

I wonder what causes these?

9. That’s pretty scary!

I’ve heard this happens from time to time.

10. Looks like something you might see in the Midwest.

There’s a twister coming!

11. It’s very pretty, isn’t it?

Feels like you’re at the end of the world.

12. That is stunning!

I love it!

What’s the weirdest weather you’ve ever seen before?

Talk to us in the comments.

And share some pics with us if you got ’em! Thanks!

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“Thoughts of Dog” Tweets That Are Humorous and Insightful

Even if you’re not a big Twitter person, you should really subscribe to the social media platform so you can follow a great account called “Thoughts of Dog.”

Because, let’s get real, who doesn’t want to know what’s going on in our dog’s head, right?

I know I do!

And that’s exactly what this account does. So wonder no more, dog owners, because this is the real deal. Let’s take a look.

1. The rarest sit.

Have you seen it in the wild?

2. No more fireworks, people!

The pooches really don’t enjoy that.

3. That did not work out very well.

What the heck is going on here?

4. Waiting for the food to drop.

Any minute now…

5. Those are the kind of people you need to be around.

The kind that helps you out!

6. Bring on the pancakes.

You know you want ’em!

7. Narrowed it down.

Makes sense to me.

8. Are you sure you’re helping?

I’m just sayin’…

9. We could all use some more cuddles.

Especially from a dog!

10. Letting it all hang out.

Strut your stuff!

11. Bring your human to work day.

I like the sound of that!

12. Just do your best.

We’re all rooting for you!

Okay, you know the drill…

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, introduce us to your pooches and share some photos with us.

We want to meet fat dogs, skinny dogs, white dogs, black dogs, all the dogs you can imagine!

Thanks, fam! We love hearing from you!

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An Artist Took Special Revenge on a Cheapskate “Time Waster”

Ever since eBay and Craigslist revolutionized person-to-person online sales, the internet has been a rather valuable tool for those with something to sell in a hurry.

But there are downsides, too. Connecting with strangers on the internet can be perilous regardless of your activity, it can be a downright nightmare when you get money involved.

But Reddit user and artist Ryan_is_my_real_name (who, we presume, is a guy named Ryan) found a way to turn the tables on that nightmare and exact careful vengeance on someone who seemed bent on disrespecting the marketplace.

And by careful, we mean careful. Meticulous. Patient. Literally calculated.

It’s the kind of story that truly belongs in r/ProRevenge.

Chapter 1: The Auction

Don’t mess with artists, man.

Chapter 2: The Time Waster

Whatever you do, don’t be this guy.

Chapter 3: One Year Later

Whatever became of our beloved Time Waster?

Chapter 4: Sweet Revenge

The care that goes into this is what’s really impressive.

Chapter 5: The Car

This guy is going places.

Chapter 6: Annoying, Isn’t It?

What a hilarious nightmare this is.

What’s the moral of the story?

Just don’t bid on things you have no intention of buying. Literally nobody benefits from that. There are far better and less harmful ways to cure your boredom.

Have you ever taken “pro revenge” on someone?

Tell us the sordid tale in the comments.

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Funny Tweets to Make Everything Better

I opened up Twitter for the express purpose of copying one (1) Tweet URL to place in this article, and I ended up spending no less than forty five minutes in an argument with a stranger about whether or not the week starts on Sunday or Monday.

Twitter is a darkly magical place like that, it’ll suck you in and rarely let you go. But there’s also plenty of funny to be found, and we love to see it. It’s what keeps us all coming back for more. Like these ten funny treats, for example.

10. Patience

This is all the financial planning I have in my life.

9. Water, water everywhere

My dehydrated body hates me so very much.

8. What’s in the box?

Yanno, the “special delivery” isn’t so special when it happens literally every day.

7. Corny thoughts

I for one could do without them for the rest of my life, thank you very much.

6. Snack attack

Please leave us be, we’re having a very intimate moment.

5. They’re listening

Turns out the tinfoil hat crowd were just head of their time.

4. It’s a gas

There’s simply no way he’ll be able to recover from this.

3. Cooking things up

I can’t make room for my milk jug and somehow I STILL can’t find anything to eat for lunch.

2. Extravagant lifestyles

You just gotta find your bliss where ya can, you know.

1. Whatever floats your boat

Just leave me here, I’m a rain person now.

Thanks for being you, Twitter. Don’t ever change.

Who are the funniest people to follow on the platform?

Give us your picks in the comments.

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Memes to Get You Hooked on the Good Stuff

Hey, kid. You like memes? You ever tried any? Here, I got some for ya.

First taste is free. And so are all subsequent tastes, because that’s how memes work.

12. Sacred things

I mustn’t lose any of these, my most prized possessions.

Via: Someecards

11. The great fall

Buddy if you could just give me a heads up instead of making me go through all this, it would be much appreciated.

Via: Someecards

10. Full gull

This bird has got what we call “beach cred.”

Via: Someecards

9. Nice post

This is either the beginning or the end of a very interesting story.

Via: Someecards

8. Cinematic realism

It’s a fun way to pass out so you don’t have to see the end.

Via: Someecards

7. Poopy puppy

Just wait ’till there’s a bathroom emergency and then we’ll see who’s laughing.

Via: Someecards

6. Totally exhausted

I don’t know who has ever been impressed by how loud someone’s vehicle is.

Via: Someecards

5. Groan adults

Please don’t make me do things, I didn’t sign up for that.

Via: Someecards

4. A long story

My story will go on and on…

Via: Someecards

3. Far too late

My head hits the pillow when the sun goes down, thank you very much.

Via: Someecards

2. Cowbird

The kind of breaking story that we can all get behind.

Via: Someecards

1. You got served

What kind of monster would use this and only this?

Via: Someecards

Now that you’re hooked on the good stuff, we’ll expect to see you back for more soon. Don’t worry, there’s plenty where that came from.

What are your favorite kinds of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets That Prove Dogs Are Simply the Best

General Charles De Gaulle once said, “The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”

Which makes sense. I mean, you don’t have to be affected by the horrors of war to know that dogs are better than people.

All you have to do is like, look at a puppy. And then look at a human. Which one of them are you more likely to start petting? Exactly.

Here are ten tweets from people who know all about the dog life.

10. Super cool

Hey, there’s a little somethin’ extra, just for you.

9. Chill pills

Not sure this is veterinarian level advice but it sounds like fun so I’ll take it.

8. Picture perfect

And yet when I do the same thing but with pictures of people I’m a “stalker” who “needs to go to jail.”

7. The Stick of Destiny

It’s like Xeno’s paradox, but with sticks, and dogs, so better.

6. Dog day afternoon

This is a perfect list, where do I apply?

5. Barks and bites

Thank you for bringing your delightful chaos yet again in our home, pupper.

4. A leg up

I feel like one of them is getting the wrong end of this partnership.

3. Storage capacity

At the time of writing the top tier iPhones have roughly enough storage capacity for 100,000 doggo pictures. You’re probably set?

2. Have your cake

From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.

1. Suit of armor

Never fear, m’lady. I am sir Goodboi of Heckinshire.

Now somebody get me a dog. I need to pet one. IMMEDIATELY.

What’s your dog like?

Tell us all about them in the comments.

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Dog Memes to Improve Your Life

Elizabeth Taylor once famously said, “Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.”

Personally, I don’t have a lot of experience with horses, but I can see how dogs would be preferable to most dudes.

Because dogs are amazing, as these memes will attest.

15. Paws off

I am the chosen one and you shall not intervene.

Via: Someecards

14. Holding steady

My whole life is built around this heckin’ good boi.

Via: Someecards

13. All the right words

I never thought of it this way, and now I’m having an existential crisis.

Via: Someecards

12. Heaven can wait

We don’t deserve dogs.

Via: Someecards

11. The inner circle

Note how 2020 is left blank.

Via: Someecards

10. Simple solutions

We have a lot to learn from the canines.

Via: Someecards

9. Ride or die

He’s bad to the bone.

Via: Someecards

8. That bites

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Via: Someecards

7. Paws for reflection

None of us stand a chance against this.

Via: Someecards

6. Glorious food

You try eating the same thing every day and see how YOU like it.

Via: Someecards

5. Vet your response

I see right through your deception, Kevin.

Via: Someecards

4. Sniff ’em out

You’ve got a lot of explaining to do.

Via: Someecards

3. High praise

You are at least ten thousand candles in the wind.

Via: Someecards

2. On a roll

Dream on, pupper. These delicacies are all for me.

Via: Someecards

1. A girl’s best friend

If I had a genie it would be my very first wish, no question.

Via: Someecards

Here’s to dogs – may we some day deserve them.

What’s your doggo like?

Tell us all about them in the comments.

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A Patient Pulled an Ingenious Trick to Get a Quick Appointment

There’s a meme out there that one of the worst parts of “adulting” is making appointments for yourself. I mean, who wants to like, speak to a person and schedule a responsibility?

What’s worse is when the places we’re trying to go seem to have policies designed specifically to keep you from easily doing so.

Which is weird. Like, don’t you all want my money? Work with me here.

Luckily, there are ways around this sort of thing. They require a little cleverness and a lot of nerve, but they can be pulled off in style, like Tumblr user hotmolasses explains.

Step 1: Try to Walk-In

You think we’re gonna let just anybody in here? Think again.

Step 2: Make the Call

The fact that they didn’t even bother walking out of the lobby first just kills me.

Step 3: Make an Appointment

How can you miss that this is happening right in front of you? Don’t you hear the echo?

Step 4: Confirm

The fact that she was mad about it is the icing on the cake.

Step 5: Satisfaction

Now share the story far and wide.

You don’t have to be a full-blown Karen to get your way as a customer. Just apply a little wit and flair, and you’ll be well on your way to checking that errand off your to-do list.

What’s a strange loophole you’ve used before?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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This Guy Used a Weird “DIY” Lifehack to Outsmart a Mechanic

It’s pretty much a meme at this point that any time you think you’re doing OK in life or you finally have some money saved, that’s when car problems strike and ruin absolutely everything. It’s a huge problem for me, a mechanically inept person.

My grandfather knows absolutely everything about cars, my dad knows some things, I know nothing. Following this pattern I assume my future son will not even understand what a car is.

Mechanical issues are of course exacerbated by unscrupulous mechanics who know that you can’t fix the problem on your own and will come up with all sorts of ways to trap you into paying way too much for a process that’s actually pretty simple. I need a new headlight installed. How long does that take? 10 minutes? 4 hours? I have no idea. I’m at the mercy of the guy quoting me a price.

Unless, of course, I come up with an ingenious plan, like this Tumblr user did.

Step 1: Identify the Problem

Nothing like a little bit of price gouging to start off a good story.

Step 2: Shop Around

Hey man, I’m just trying to play my part here.

Step 3: Find an Alternative Route

If you wanna play, we can play.

Step 4: Do It Yourself

When your own incompetence is secretly your greatest weapon.

Step 5: Revel in the Satisfaction

Holy, indeed.

So there ya have it. A life hack for those of us who are mechanically challenged. Go forth, and save some dough.

What weird loophole have you used to save money?

Tell us in the comments.

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