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10 Weird Things to Fight About with Your Significant Other

Are you thinking of getting into a long-term relationship but are worried that you might not have enough things to fight about?

Well, worry no more! You can be angry and/or fight about literally anything if you’re with someone for long enough! That’s the magic of human connection!

Not sold on it yet? Just check out a few of the bickering items available to you via these wonderful Twitter testimonials:

10. Interrupted sitcom fantasies

How am *I* doin? A lot worse now, thanks a lot JEN.

9. Unsupervised clothing preparation

He just wants you to see how much better he is at it now than he used to be. He’s come a long way.

8. Simultaneous jump scares

At last, my long and very stupid plan has come to fruition.

7. Attire retirement and comparative virtual culinary efficiency

Um. What?

6. Presumptions of retail scheduling

Ok but like, you do know though.

5. Head comfort and dental applicant cleanliness

This is some whataboutism at its finest.

4. Lack of comedic appreciation

As a guy who works in comedy, I get it, but also, don’t be this person.

3. Container percentage requirements

Some see it s half empty, others are correct.

2. Plumbing placement

We’d ALL use it.

1. Televised spoiling

My guy, that show ended more than 20 years ago.

If you’re not sold yet on the idea of really mixing it up with someone over nothing, just hop on Twitter yourself and start scrolling, there’s plenty more where that came from!

What’s the dumbest thing you and your S/O have fought over?

Tell us in the comments.

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SpongeBob Memes for the Socially Awkward

If you spend most of your time feeling like a socially awkward weirdo, I can’t say that spending your time laughing at these weird SpongeBob memes is going to help that, but I CAN say that it’ll be time better spent than worrying about what everyone thinks of you, so, highly recommend.

Here are fourteen SpongeBob memes for the socially…different.

14. Speaking of which…

Ya’ll have no idea what kind of a ride you’re in for.

13. Me am real

You know what, just forget I even exist.

12. Self reflection

Was somebody gonna tell me about this or?

11. Writing’s on the wall

You had your chance and you blew it.

10. Language barriers

I’m bilingual, I speak Desperate and Awkward.

9. Express delivery

I’VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU!

8. Only the lonely

But I’ll bet FUTURE future me’s got it all figured out.

7. In a jam

What, you don’t listen exclusively to Bear in the Big Blue House trap remixes?

6. Ghosts of cringemas present

How can I ever be lonesome with all these voices around me?

5. Smooth things over

Please hurry, I can’t retain this shape long.

4. Crushing my memes

Well what good am I then?

3. Bright and shining

I’m dyin’ in here.

2. Caught by night

They mustn’t know of my raviolis.

1. Not likely

But I included my entire face and everything…

At the end of the day, we’re all a little awkward. Best to just embrace it and kick back with some SpongeBob.

What was your most awkward moment recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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13 Memes for You to Laugh At

Do you have some time to talk about our Lord and Savior Memes?

I promise it won’t take long. We just want to share the good news with you. And the good news is that we’ve got a bunch of memes.

We’ll just leave some of this literature with you to look over.

13. To the wind

If you’ve gotta compare yourself to somebody, maybe start here.

12. The orange glow

Aaaand now I have to buy new ones again.

11. Bad news

So I guess the security cameras WERE working.

10. Pressing issues

Without it, how can I confirm that I was actually born?

9. Cut me to the quick

You were supposed to protect me, not attack.

8. Clownin’ around

You know dang well there’s no excuse you can offer, might as well own it.

7. In the bag

This is the origin story we all need.

6. Classical burns

The music industry is cut throat, I know because I watched Whiplash.

5. Ghosts of hydration past

What’s even scarier is how long it’s actually been since I had any water.

4. I win

This game tears families apart and doesn’t even apologize.

3. Top surveillance

But my ‘grams are so cute now!

2. Taking a stand

Welp, guess I’m never gonna try that again.

1. Speed racer

He’s a demon on wheels!

Have we converted you to our meme religion yet?

If so, what should we call it?

Tell us in the comments.

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10 Really Dumb Things Couples Fight About

I guess if you’re in a relationship for long enough, you can just get mad at each other over literally anything.

Especially if, say, you’re in a situation that requires you to stay at home together with pretty much no breaks for months and months at a time.

The couples of Twitter are certainly no stranger to feeling the pressure. That pressure that comes from that feeling that you love ’em so much but also you kinda want them to die for not much of a reason? Take these ten examples.

10. Time management

I don’t know what year any of us are living in anymore.

9. Let it go

Dude. Come on. You did that on purpose.

8. The eyes have it

Maybe ya’ll just need a little bit of breathing room.

7. The secrets we keep

Wait, aren’t you IMDb?

6. Just plane weird

As a lifelong insomniac, I’d like you to apologize to me as well.

5. In the blink of an eye

Given this tweet, I’d guess he was signaling for help in morse code.

4. Chew on that

Gee oh boy, sounds great!

3. Absolutely trashed

I think that placement is pretty much the international signal for “this is not desirable.”

2. A comforting feeling

MAN does this sound like fun!

1. Turn, turn, turn

As long as they’re not licking it, I guess.

I suppose the moral of the story is – if you don’t wanna get mad at your partner over something stupid, don’t have a partner.

What’s the dumbest thing you and an S/O have fought about?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes for People Who Are Onboard the Struggle Bus

Are you currenlty on the struggle bus? We understand. There’s a lot of us on here. In fact, it’s getting crowded, and I think I might have just missed my stop.

But while we’re (not) enjoying this ride, we CAN enjoy some struggle memes.

12. No alarms and no surprises, please

Welp, guess tomorrow is just gonna be suffering.

11. Define “fun”

That’s literally impossible and you know it so stop mocking me.

10. Very suspicious

I know something terrible is just waiting to pounce on me and I’m determined to be ready for it.

9. Sky rockets in flight

I think I’ll puff puff pass on paying that right now.

8. Endless regret

Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.

7. Work it

Our survival rate is darn near 50%.

6. Let it go

We both know it’s never gonna happen, let’s not fool ourselves.

5. The isolationist

Yo I didn’t know you’d be inviting all these…yanno, humans.

4. Out of time

I think Einstein might have had some stuff to say about this.

3. Warning

That’s nothing a little electrical tape can’t fix.

2. A terrible diagram

There’s really no overlap, I am forever screwed.

1. You’re going down

At least I’ll be remembered for something?

With memes, even a ride on the struggle bus doesn’t seem so bad.

What’s your favorite way to ease the struggle?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes for the Game-Obsessed Folks Out There

There are a lot of great mental benefits to playing games. They increase your reflexes, enhance your strategic thinking, engage your memory, encourage cooperation, etc. At least that’s what I kept telling my mom when she would come into my room all “concerned” that I “hadn’t left it” in “several weeks.”

Playing games is a big part of our lives. And unsurprisingly, it’s also a big part of meme culture.

Let’s check out ten memes for the game addicted right now.

10. MY craft?

But I was so young and foolish back then, you can’t hold that against me.

9. Plot twists

Aw come on man, that was half the reason I was even playing this thing.

8. Running on steam

Sleep is for the weak, I answer to a higher calling.

7. Pause for reflection

This is gonna be bricked pretty soon.

6. Game on

When you gotta gamify everything, including your snacks.

5. Everything in balance

Some god you turned out to be.

4. Later, gator

Well, you’ve got a vivid imagination, I’ll give you that.

3. Pass/fail

I don’t like this test.

2. You wood

Oh the sheer indignity of it all.

1. Flatline

But how am I to check in on my various leagues?

And now that that’s done, I gotta get back to Hyrule. This Kingdom ain’t gonna save itself.

What’s your favorite game pastime?

Tell us in the comments.

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Totally Random Treasures From the Big Ol’ Internet

The Internet is truly filled with all kinds of wonders. As far as the eye can see, there are posts of all sorts, waiting to delight us, like small treasures found along a path we didn’t even know we’d be traveling today. Plus, unlike most paths traveled, I don’t even have to actually stand up, so that’s a bonus.

In that spirit, won’t you journey with me now through the fields of funny posts? That we may revel in them together? Amen?

Here are ten great funny things you didn’t know you’d be seeing today.

10. Drop it like it’s hot

These Tony Hawk Pro Skater mods are getting out of control.

9. Pour it over

“Need to” and “going to” are two very different things.

8. The horror

And they don’t wanna be there any more than you do.

7. Dark times

That’s what you get for being lame.

6. Ultimate power

You know he’s got this tech in his garage already.

5. Romaine calm

It knows when to strike and when to hold back.

4. Goblin’ it up

Hey, we all gotta play the hand we’re dealt.

https://ritalara.tumblr.com/post/189248874593/not-elegant-enough-to-be-a-vampire-not-jock

3. Get off my lawn

Turn it down!

https://calscurls.tumblr.com/post/134146059467/admiredmgc-absolutetrashh

2. You know too much

Water, water, everywhere, and not a drop to drink.

https://ghostlight01.tumblr.com/post/185645658668/i-am-so-tired-of-peeing-i-drink-the-water-which

1. A balanced diet

I see nothing wrong here.

https://meerkuesse.tumblr.com/post/170447628387/sapphicaspiewitch-drkkn-me-drinking-juice-at

What a wonderful little journey through the internet. Join me on the next one, how about? We’ll stroll again together and discover more treasures then.

What’s your favorite place to find the internet’s gems?

Tell us all about it in the comments, won’t you?

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People Share the Strange Things They Believed as Kids

Think back to when you were just a little kid…

If you can remember, you probably recall that you thought about AND believed all kinds of weird stuff. Don’t try to deny it!

What strange things do you believe when you were a kid?

Let’s see what people had to say about this.

1. Don’t touch those!

Or else…

2. I’m getting bigger!

I would be a giant by now.

3. What do you mean I don’t need them?!?!

That is bad news…

4. Eat the crust.

Never skip it!

5. You’re in for a big surprise.

It could go any way!

6. That’s why it’s called a “restroom”.

Now I want one of these.

7. That’s a racist song!

Oh, wait…never mind.

8. Not for everyone…

I don’t think I could pull that off.

9. Looking up to the sky.

That’s a big boat.

10. That’s one huge conveyor belt.

Kids sure do think funny, huh?

11. The woman in the toaster.

Well, isn’t that adorable?!?!

12. Worried about the “holey” priests.

What’s gonna happen to them?!?!

13. Three big things.

I really like the one about the sting rays.

Now we want to hear from you.

Yeah, you!

In the comments, tell us about the strange things that you believed when you were a kid. Thanks in advance!

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All of These Employees Have One Thing in Common: Failure

YOU HAD ONE FREAKIN’ JOB!!

And…it looks like you blew it. Yes, I’m speaking to the people who are responsible for the work fails that you’re about to see, but I’m also looking at YOU, buddy.

We might not know each other personally, but I have a feeling that you’ve messed up royally at your job lately and you need to be scolded…

So, just keep that in mind…and know that I’ll be watching…

And, with that, it’s time to enjoy epic work fails by other people!

1. I’m pretty sure that spells out P-O-O-P.

Oh, boy, this is not good.

Not sure if intentional or oblivious, but this architect did a crappy job. from onejob

2. That was a nice surprise.

But the pizza joint is missing a cutter…

I guess they decided to include the cutter as a premium topping from onejob

3. You deserve a break!

Nice work on this one!

Finished labeling the package, boss. from onejob

4. Elmo has now been possessed.

What do you have to say about this?

Elmo born with eyes on the back of his head from onejob

5. Hmmmm. Can’t seem to get past this screen.

Does anyone have suggestions?

Teachers making quizzes from onejob

6. I’d probably skip this place if I were you.

They’re eating people!

Food may contain human flesh from onejob

7. Do you think anyone fell for it?

I’m guessing NO.

You were close here. from onejob

8. I have to think about that one…

You know what, I’m really not sure…

I honestly want to know how someone manged this from onejob

9. Just go ahead and use it whenever.

It has no expiration date!

Legend has it that it’s still good to this day from onejob

10. Free coffee for sale!

What a deal!

Task failed successfully from onejob

11. Don’t try this at home.

Also, this is false advertising.

That’s definitely not "Bath" Sponge. from onejob

12. This was from a “professional” bakery.

Now, how does that work…?

hAppY BiRthDay COlleEN (from a professional bakery) from onejob

Okay, it’s confession time…

What’s the biggest fail you’ve ever been guilty of at work?

Talk to us in the comments and SPILL YOUR GUTS. Thanks in advance!

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This Social Media Account Features Bodega Cats and the Pics Are Delightful

In case you haven’t heard this word before, bodegas are basically convenience stores, and let me tell you that there are TONS of them all over New York City.

And, in case you didn’t know, a lot of these bodegas have cats that live in the shops to keep an eye on things, keep rodents away, and most importantly, for us humans to enjoy.

And there’s even a cool Twitter account dedicated to sharing photos of the many bodega cats out there. Take a look at these ferocious felines that are holding it down and working hard out there…

We think you’re gonna love it.

1. Something looks out of place here…

I can’t quite put my finger on it…

2. Well, aren’t you adorable?!?!

Don’t be fooled. She’s vicious when she needs to be.

3. If you want a LaCroix, you have to go through me.

Keeping an eye on things…

4. I’ll be checking you out today.

This is actually the manager of the whole place.

5. What a beauty!

Keeping the White Claw nice and warm.

6. Can I ask you about the eggs?

First of all, why are you sitting on top of them?

7. You have to pay an extra ATM fee at this place.

Don’t ask questions. Just do it.

8. I think you woke him from his nap.

And that’s not a good thing…

9. The guardian of the bodega.

Do you want to mess with this kitty? I didn’t think so…

10. It’s been a long day of work.

Might be time for a snooze.

11. What’s going on up there!

She knows about all the secret spots.

12. Do you need help bagging your items?

I’m here at your service!

Okay, friends, now we want to hear from all of you out there.

In the comments, share some photos of your own furry friends. And tell us a little bit about them.

We can’t wait to meet your kitties!

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