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Memes for People Who Are Onboard the Struggle Bus

Are you currenlty on the struggle bus? We understand. There’s a lot of us on here. In fact, it’s getting crowded, and I think I might have just missed my stop.

But while we’re (not) enjoying this ride, we CAN enjoy some struggle memes.

12. No alarms and no surprises, please

Welp, guess tomorrow is just gonna be suffering.

11. Define “fun”

That’s literally impossible and you know it so stop mocking me.

10. Very suspicious

I know something terrible is just waiting to pounce on me and I’m determined to be ready for it.

9. Sky rockets in flight

I think I’ll puff puff pass on paying that right now.

8. Endless regret

Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.

7. Work it

Our survival rate is darn near 50%.

6. Let it go

We both know it’s never gonna happen, let’s not fool ourselves.

5. The isolationist

Yo I didn’t know you’d be inviting all these…yanno, humans.

4. Out of time

I think Einstein might have had some stuff to say about this.

3. Warning

That’s nothing a little electrical tape can’t fix.

2. A terrible diagram

There’s really no overlap, I am forever screwed.

1. You’re going down

At least I’ll be remembered for something?

With memes, even a ride on the struggle bus doesn’t seem so bad.

What’s your favorite way to ease the struggle?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes for the Game-Obsessed Folks Out There

There are a lot of great mental benefits to playing games. They increase your reflexes, enhance your strategic thinking, engage your memory, encourage cooperation, etc. At least that’s what I kept telling my mom when she would come into my room all “concerned” that I “hadn’t left it” in “several weeks.”

Playing games is a big part of our lives. And unsurprisingly, it’s also a big part of meme culture.

Let’s check out ten memes for the game addicted right now.

10. MY craft?

But I was so young and foolish back then, you can’t hold that against me.

9. Plot twists

Aw come on man, that was half the reason I was even playing this thing.

8. Running on steam

Sleep is for the weak, I answer to a higher calling.

7. Pause for reflection

This is gonna be bricked pretty soon.

6. Game on

When you gotta gamify everything, including your snacks.

5. Everything in balance

Some god you turned out to be.

4. Later, gator

Well, you’ve got a vivid imagination, I’ll give you that.

3. Pass/fail

I don’t like this test.

2. You wood

Oh the sheer indignity of it all.

1. Flatline

But how am I to check in on my various leagues?

And now that that’s done, I gotta get back to Hyrule. This Kingdom ain’t gonna save itself.

What’s your favorite game pastime?

Tell us in the comments.

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Totally Random Treasures From the Big Ol’ Internet

The Internet is truly filled with all kinds of wonders. As far as the eye can see, there are posts of all sorts, waiting to delight us, like small treasures found along a path we didn’t even know we’d be traveling today. Plus, unlike most paths traveled, I don’t even have to actually stand up, so that’s a bonus.

In that spirit, won’t you journey with me now through the fields of funny posts? That we may revel in them together? Amen?

Here are ten great funny things you didn’t know you’d be seeing today.

10. Drop it like it’s hot

These Tony Hawk Pro Skater mods are getting out of control.

9. Pour it over

“Need to” and “going to” are two very different things.

8. The horror

And they don’t wanna be there any more than you do.

7. Dark times

That’s what you get for being lame.

6. Ultimate power

You know he’s got this tech in his garage already.

5. Romaine calm

It knows when to strike and when to hold back.

4. Goblin’ it up

Hey, we all gotta play the hand we’re dealt.

https://ritalara.tumblr.com/post/189248874593/not-elegant-enough-to-be-a-vampire-not-jock

3. Get off my lawn

Turn it down!

https://calscurls.tumblr.com/post/134146059467/admiredmgc-absolutetrashh

2. You know too much

Water, water, everywhere, and not a drop to drink.

https://ghostlight01.tumblr.com/post/185645658668/i-am-so-tired-of-peeing-i-drink-the-water-which

1. A balanced diet

I see nothing wrong here.

https://meerkuesse.tumblr.com/post/170447628387/sapphicaspiewitch-drkkn-me-drinking-juice-at

What a wonderful little journey through the internet. Join me on the next one, how about? We’ll stroll again together and discover more treasures then.

What’s your favorite place to find the internet’s gems?

Tell us all about it in the comments, won’t you?

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People Share the Strange Things They Believed as Kids

Think back to when you were just a little kid…

If you can remember, you probably recall that you thought about AND believed all kinds of weird stuff. Don’t try to deny it!

What strange things do you believe when you were a kid?

Let’s see what people had to say about this.

1. Don’t touch those!

Or else…

2. I’m getting bigger!

I would be a giant by now.

3. What do you mean I don’t need them?!?!

That is bad news…

4. Eat the crust.

Never skip it!

5. You’re in for a big surprise.

It could go any way!

6. That’s why it’s called a “restroom”.

Now I want one of these.

7. That’s a racist song!

Oh, wait…never mind.

8. Not for everyone…

I don’t think I could pull that off.

9. Looking up to the sky.

That’s a big boat.

10. That’s one huge conveyor belt.

Kids sure do think funny, huh?

11. The woman in the toaster.

Well, isn’t that adorable?!?!

12. Worried about the “holey” priests.

What’s gonna happen to them?!?!

13. Three big things.

I really like the one about the sting rays.

Now we want to hear from you.

Yeah, you!

In the comments, tell us about the strange things that you believed when you were a kid. Thanks in advance!

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All of These Employees Have One Thing in Common: Failure

YOU HAD ONE FREAKIN’ JOB!!

And…it looks like you blew it. Yes, I’m speaking to the people who are responsible for the work fails that you’re about to see, but I’m also looking at YOU, buddy.

We might not know each other personally, but I have a feeling that you’ve messed up royally at your job lately and you need to be scolded…

So, just keep that in mind…and know that I’ll be watching…

And, with that, it’s time to enjoy epic work fails by other people!

1. I’m pretty sure that spells out P-O-O-P.

Oh, boy, this is not good.

Not sure if intentional or oblivious, but this architect did a crappy job. from onejob

2. That was a nice surprise.

But the pizza joint is missing a cutter…

I guess they decided to include the cutter as a premium topping from onejob

3. You deserve a break!

Nice work on this one!

Finished labeling the package, boss. from onejob

4. Elmo has now been possessed.

What do you have to say about this?

Elmo born with eyes on the back of his head from onejob

5. Hmmmm. Can’t seem to get past this screen.

Does anyone have suggestions?

Teachers making quizzes from onejob

6. I’d probably skip this place if I were you.

They’re eating people!

Food may contain human flesh from onejob

7. Do you think anyone fell for it?

I’m guessing NO.

You were close here. from onejob

8. I have to think about that one…

You know what, I’m really not sure…

I honestly want to know how someone manged this from onejob

9. Just go ahead and use it whenever.

It has no expiration date!

Legend has it that it’s still good to this day from onejob

10. Free coffee for sale!

What a deal!

Task failed successfully from onejob

11. Don’t try this at home.

Also, this is false advertising.

That’s definitely not "Bath" Sponge. from onejob

12. This was from a “professional” bakery.

Now, how does that work…?

hAppY BiRthDay COlleEN (from a professional bakery) from onejob

Okay, it’s confession time…

What’s the biggest fail you’ve ever been guilty of at work?

Talk to us in the comments and SPILL YOUR GUTS. Thanks in advance!

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This Social Media Account Features Bodega Cats and the Pics Are Delightful

In case you haven’t heard this word before, bodegas are basically convenience stores, and let me tell you that there are TONS of them all over New York City.

And, in case you didn’t know, a lot of these bodegas have cats that live in the shops to keep an eye on things, keep rodents away, and most importantly, for us humans to enjoy.

And there’s even a cool Twitter account dedicated to sharing photos of the many bodega cats out there. Take a look at these ferocious felines that are holding it down and working hard out there…

We think you’re gonna love it.

1. Something looks out of place here…

I can’t quite put my finger on it…

2. Well, aren’t you adorable?!?!

Don’t be fooled. She’s vicious when she needs to be.

3. If you want a LaCroix, you have to go through me.

Keeping an eye on things…

4. I’ll be checking you out today.

This is actually the manager of the whole place.

5. What a beauty!

Keeping the White Claw nice and warm.

6. Can I ask you about the eggs?

First of all, why are you sitting on top of them?

7. You have to pay an extra ATM fee at this place.

Don’t ask questions. Just do it.

8. I think you woke him from his nap.

And that’s not a good thing…

9. The guardian of the bodega.

Do you want to mess with this kitty? I didn’t think so…

10. It’s been a long day of work.

Might be time for a snooze.

11. What’s going on up there!

She knows about all the secret spots.

12. Do you need help bagging your items?

I’m here at your service!

Okay, friends, now we want to hear from all of you out there.

In the comments, share some photos of your own furry friends. And tell us a little bit about them.

We can’t wait to meet your kitties!

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Hilarious Questions Teachers Heard Over Zoom

Everyone agrees that teaching kids over Zoom isn’t ideal, but everyone – teachers, students, parents, administrators – has done their best to adapt.

Teachers, especially, have worked to give kids grace as everyone adapts to this new way of being or doing, which is good, since no one probably thought we’d be doing it quite so long.

There are plenty of downsides, but if there’s an upside, it’s that kids are hilarious, and they keep us on our toes – a fact these 12 comments totally prove!

12. Sometimes you’ve just gotta know.

But I mean, come on. Everyone likes grilled cheese.

11. Kid was really dealing with some stuff that day.

The first hangnail is quite the learning experience.

10. Teachers can learn things, too.

Especially the important stuff, like superheroes.

9. No, even though he could ha–

You know what? That’s a whole other discussion.

8. You have to know when they need a break.

Now more than ever.

7. You can teach them life lessons, too.

Unless you don’t know how to cook.

6. That’s what she’s been thinking about all this time.

We all get distracted, right?

5. It’s all over now.

Just go get the dog.

4. She did say they were done with their work.

What was she expecting?

3. I don’t know how the kinder teachers do it.

Those are just babies. They don’t know!

2. What a time to unmute yourself, kid.

Now we all get to find out together.

1. Just try to follow the train of thought.

You can’t. It’s a trick question.

Image Credit: Twitter

The kids are the things that are driving us crazy, but also keeping us sane at the same time, don’t you think?

If you’re a teacher, please add your story in the comments!

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Do You Remember Chuck E. Cheese? These Tweets Bring Back ALL the Nostalgia!

It might seem like Chuck E. Cheese is a relic of the past. If you don’t have kids, you probably haven’t been inside one in years, and if you do have kids, you’ve probably also not been inside one – or anywhere else – for many moons, either.

Also, now that you’re an adult, the shine has definitely worn off, right? The place is dirty, there are definitely germs everywhere, and just thinking about the ball pit makes me want to gag.

That said, these 15 tweets might just take you back to the good ol’ days when it was the place to be – the stuff birthday party dreams were made of – and if you ask me, a little nostalgia is never a bad thing.

15. Huh. I never really thought about it that way.

Where can a kid not be a kid?

14. Of course it is.

You don’t need to know this to like, know this. Like, in your bones.

13. No one was going near that stage.

They might be alive. You never know for sure.

12. Through the eyes of a parent.

But honestly…it doesn’t sound like a bad way to pass a Saturday afternoon.

11. I literally just shuddered.

Anyone who was weaned on the original Chuck E. Cheese is stone cold.

10. Only the 80s could produce this mascot.

Our parents were like, “eh, sure. Why the hell not?”

9. I’m sure there was a subconscious reason.

Like he’s scary as sh%t.

8. Did someone just…make all of this up?

Because I have some followup questions.

7. Which is really a shame.

For everyone involved.

6. The face I just made.

Do not, under any circumstances, eat off the floor of a Chuck E. Cheese unless you’re trying to get superpowers. Or kill yourself.

5. It’s all in how you look at it, love.

Live a little! Dance with meningitis!

4. Is the pizza…good?

I honestly have no recollection.

3. How many stars?

At least the skeeball wasn’t broken. That would have been the real day the music died.

2. Me yelling at every band, to be honest.

Why do they think we’re still buying their records?

1. I have no idea what I just watched.

But I am in no way mad about it.

 

Ahhhh I can almost smell the pizza and see the creepy animatronics now.

Did you have a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese? Was it the best? Tell us about it in the comments!

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These Poor People Are All Having Some Serious Car Problems Today

Those days when you have car problems sure are the worst, don’t you think?

I was driving home from work one day in Kansas City in a horrible snowstorm and my car got stuck on some snow and ice on an incline and I just couldn’t move, no matter what I did.

Luckily, a guy with a pick-up truck was nice enough to stop and he tied a rope from his truck to my car and dragged me out. What a guy!

I have to say, though, I don’t think I’ve ever had as bad of a car experience as the people in these pictures did…

Let’s see what happened to them…

1. Talk about a bad omen…

I at least hope your honeymoon was nice and relaxing.

Newly wedded in front of their burning car. from Wellthatsucks

2. Darnit guys, who did it this time?

I think we’re looking at the modern-day version of The Three Stooges.

These guys locked their keys in an armoured truck from Wellthatsucks

3. That’s a double whammy!

Ouch. That one hurts.

Getting a speeding ticket on your car as it’s being towed from Wellthatsucks

4. This is pretty wild.

Never seen anything like that before…

A truck carrying a tank of white paint dropped it on the road from Wellthatsucks

5. Please tie down your loads.

Things like this happen all the time.

It’s not just junk flying out of your truck. It could be someone’s life. Secure your load – as if someone you love is driving behind you. from Wellthatsucks

6. How did this happen?

I hope these folks got out of that car safely.

Someone appears to have lost their Focus… from Wellthatsucks

7. I never thought so, either.

But here we are!

I never thought lighting could strike a car from Wellthatsucks

8. What are the chances of this happening?

This is totally wild.

Bird dropped a catfish onto car windshield from Wellthatsucks

9. Down in flames.

Sorry. That really sucks!

Picked my car up from the mechanic yesterday after having a bunch of things replaced totalling $2100 just to have burst into flames on me this morning. I’m too poor for this shit! from Wellthatsucks

10. This is absolutely disgusting.

Your poor dad…

My dad’s old truck got hit by a truck carrying old rotten potato slurry to a feed lot for cows. His passenger window was down…. from Wellthatsucks

11. Gotta be careful of sinkholes!

You just never know…

This happened to my car today! from Wellthatsucks

12. Oh man, what a bummer.

Also, how did that happen?!?!

My wheels fell off while driving from Wellthatsucks

13. Be careful when you’re parking out there.

See what happens when you don’t pay attention?

Irish parking lot from Wellthatsucks

Well…that sucked…

But you know the drill…now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us about some of the worst car problems that you’ve ever had. And share some photos, too, if you have ’em! Thanks!

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All of These Big Animals Can Only Be Described as “Absolute Units”

You’ve probably heard people out there use the term “absolute unit” before, am I right?

Sure you have! It’s one of those catchphrases that got hot and trendy at some point and folks just kept running with it. Also, it does sound pretty cool, doesn’t it?

Okay, enough about the background: are you ready to meet some absolute units that will impress you and also might steal your heart?

Well, you’re in luck! Let’s take a look!

1. How cool is this?

Also, how HUGE is this horse?!?!

The Ardennes is one of the oldest breeds of draft horse, dating back to Ancient Rome. from AbsoluteUnits

2. It was his destiny.

He looks like a great pooch!

His destiny was to become a unit. from AbsoluteUnits

3. Have a seat on the couch.

Actually, you can probably just have the whole thing to yourself.

A tremendous amount of good boy from AbsoluteUnits

4. Wow! What a beautiful creature!

And he looks like a sweetheart!

A bad dog owner dumped this wolfdog at a kill shelter when he got too big and too much to handle. Luckily a sanctuary took him, instead and saved his life! His DNA testing came back as 87.5 % Gray Wolf, 8.6 % Siberian Husky, and 3.9 % German Shepherd from AbsoluteUnits

5. Are you comfortable up there?

I’m having a hard time believing this kitty is even real.

A comfy chonk from AbsoluteUnits

6. I like ’em real thicc and juicy.

It’s wearing a backpack!

Very thicc floof from AbsoluteUnits

7. Wow! Biggest cat I’ve ever seen!

I’ve love to cuddle up to that on the couch.

This cat from AbsoluteUnits

8. Awwwww. He looks very nice.

And also, kind of terrifying…

Absolute Unit of a toad from AbsoluteUnits

9. A proud papa.

And yes, he is also an ABSOLUTE UNIT.

Daddy with his kids from AbsoluteUnits

10. I’m in love with this squirrel.

Sadie, I hope to meet you in real life very soon.

Sadie the squirrel has eaten 3 jack o’lanterns so far. from AbsoluteUnits

11. We all knew you’d be coming back someday.

And here you are! Welcome back!

I saw this in my facebook and thought it belonged here from AbsoluteUnits

12. Get a load of this fella!

A gentle giant if there ever was one!

T H I C C BOI C H O N K from AbsoluteUnits

They weren’t joking…those were some huge units.

And now we want to hear from all of our friends out there.

In the comments, share some photos of some more ABSOLUTE UNITS.

Please and thank you!

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