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Strange and Funny Facebook Posts That Defy Description

Oh, Facebook. What would we do if you weren’t around?

Live our lives peacefully and unseeking of the randomly administered micro-dopamine hit that comes with the tiny bits of social validation administered through your platform throughout the day? No thanks!

People love Facebook. Even if they have literally no idea what they’re saying on there. Just look!

11. Very rare

I um…I hope you like salmonella.

10. Double trouble

This is such a wild ride and you never see the ending coming.

9. What a vision!

In case this needs saying: never ever ever ever ever look directly at the sun.
It is a giant nuclear bomb in the sky and it will damage your eyes real good.

8. Order of operations

Read this three or four times and you still won’t get it.

7. For what?

Man, when it rains, it pours.

6. Doggy dog

But that sounds like the kind of world I WANT to live in.

5. Good boi

When people look at the instructions but clearly don’t read them.

4. Growing up

I think that baby is gonna be literally quite the opposite of mature, actually.

3. Crunch the numbers

Bad math aside, if you’re saying “it’s the principle” while squabbling over pocket change, you get talked about behind your back, I promise.

2. Half baked

I understand wanting to get these images as a new parent, but why on EARTH would you share them? They look like little alien lava monsters.

1. Time and time again

That’s still a lot of work but presumably you take two days off then?

Man Facebook is crazy. I feel like it’s melting my brain. Anyway, back to Facebook.

What’s the wildest post you’ve seen recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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The Best Part of Waking Up Is These Hilarious Tweets

Rise and shine! It’s time to get your dose of funny tweets! The best part of the morning!

Or maybe it’s afternoon or night where you are. In which case ignore that very first part. But don’t ignore these tweets, because you’ll regret it!

15. Et tu?

The revolution WILL be televised, apparently.

14. Spell it out

He learned to speak just for this moment.

13. Copy that

It’s like they prayed for a child and God was like “you suuuuure about that?”

12. That’s amore

This is the definition of non-hostile architecture.

11. Clear the fog

I had to explain how the defroster works to a friend of mine who’d been driving her entire adulthood.
She was 37.

10. Pick a lane

Don’t mind me, I’ve never been on the road before.

9. Hit it

“I see it’s still in a warehouse four states over. Good. Everything is going according to plan.”

8. Wriggle in

You’re not gonna worm your way out of this one.

7. The waiting game

It’s that special look that gets the whole thing going.

6. Personal attention

Just wait till you see my bedside manner.

5. You’re so vague…

…you probably think this song is about stuff.

4. Carry that load

I’ve never thought about this before and now it’s all I can picture.

3. Two wolves

Things are about to get ugly.

2. Trigger happy

“Any problem that can’t be solved with a gun is not worth solving.” – America, probably

1. Morning rush hour

Not sure what good that does me but thanks anyway.

Don’t you feel refreshed? I certainly do. As refreshed as my browser is as I check for new tweets on my feed every ten seconds.

Who are your top people to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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The New “Twilight” Book is Here and People Have Some Opinions

It’s been such a crazy year year that I wouldn’t blame you if you’d somehow missed the bombshell news that after over a decade, Stephanie Meyer finally released a new book in the Twilight series.

While it doesn’t cover any new ground story-wise, it does flesh out the core of the franchise by retelling certain events from Edward’s perspective. And it’s pretty wild.

So what do the people of Twitter think of Midnight Sun? Let’s find out.

15. The time has come

What’s old is new again.

14. The anticipation

We’re gonna rock this old school.

13. Bad apples

Book cover stars: where are they now?

12. Genius timing

Ride that wave right back into our hearts.

11. Ripple effects

We’ll always come home to you, Edward.

10. Bible study

Don’t be without it for too long.

9. A real thicc boi

Hot damn I’ve seen encyclopedias shorter than that.

8. Hard to read

I’m sorry, this is nonsense.

7. The perfect cast

Like so many geniuses he went unappreciated in his time.

 

6. Be still my heart

Nobody gave you permission to bring in all these feels.

 

5. A tail of revival

There’s nothing in this world or the next that can’t be fixed by a doggo.

 

4. Contain yourself

She’s like 1/100 your age, dude.

3. Phrasing

That’s alll gonna be a big ol’ nope from me.

 

2. Getting schooled

I keep getting older, they stay the saaaame age.

1. A matter of perspective

Just you wait – she might surprise us.

Honestly, love it or hate it, it’s fun to just have something like this to focus on again. Good ol’ vampire romance trash. It’ll always be there for us in the end.

Have you read Midnight Sun yet? What did you think?

Tell us in the comments.

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10 “Starter Pack” Memes That Pack in the Laughs

They say that if you spend 10,000 hours on something, you’ll become an expert at that thing. They also say that the journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step. They’re just full of little witticisms, they are.

My point is, if you want to be the best at something, you gotta start somewhere. You’re going to need the tools. You’re going to need to learn the ways of whatever you endeavour to do. You’re going to need a starter pack.

Let these starter pack memes guide the way for you, whatever your passion may be.

10. Cat got your tongue

You move them to the tile floor and they SPECIFICALLY GO BACK BECAUSE THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY’RE DOING.

"Where cats like to throw up" Starter Pack from starterpacks

9. Can’t see the forest for the trees

I get it, we’re all just surviving in late stage capitalism, but please at least recycle the boxes.

Ordering from Amazon starter pack from starterpacks

8. The cliche machine

“We’re through the looking glass now people.” – a thing everyone in movies says and no one has said in real life ever.

Totally original and witty movie dialogue starter pack from starterpacks

7. Femme fatales

I don’t’ know anything about the military, this is all correct as far as I know.

The Military Woman in Movies Starter Pack from starterpacks

6. Wistful looks

Not to brag or anything but I had a very high score on the imaginary car window platformer game.

Staring out the car window starter pack from starterpacks

5. Superiority complex

You ain’t special.

Things people like to feel weirdly superior about starter pack from starterpacks

4. A dangerous game

Seriously, just don’t. If you absolutely must keep your text conversations going on the road, there are plenty of apps and settings out there that will let you do it hands free.

“Sure, I can text and drive at the same time” starterpack from starterpacks

3. The bootstrap bandits

“I started with a small loan of a million dollars that was actually more like sixty million, anyway I’m a self-made man.”

The "poor people are just lazy" starter pack from starterpacks

2. Crew cuts

I think I know which one of you is gonna die first.

The crew of a spaceship in a movie starter pack. from starterpacks

1. On the fence

Pretty sure I still have a folder of my identical shots to these.

High School Photographer Starter Pack from starterpacks

And now you’re well on your way to being an expert in…all that stuff.

What could you create a starter pack for?

Tell us in the comments.

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Amusing Memes That Will Make You Breathe Harder Through Your Nose

We use a lot of superlatives. But let’s be real, not everything can really be “the best” or “hilarious” or “giving me life right now.”

Most things are just, yanno, fine. And that’s a wonderful comfort. These memes, for instance. They won’t change your life. They won’t make you die laughing. They will cause you to forcibly exhale through your nose.

And that’s enough. Memes are enough.

14. Quiet riot

I gotta say, wearing a mask has done wonders for me in this department.

13. On my way

This is the most compelling short story I’ve read in years.

12. Language barriers

You know that place is delicious.

11. Cradle robbers

Ugh, so tired of getting hit on like this.

10. The nose knows

Up, up, and away.

9. Coming apart

I’m losing my shirt over this.

8. Oh, rapture!

See ya kid, you’re Jesus’ problem now.

7. My philosophy

The expression on his face is like he knew all along he’d be a meme.

6. So fancy

This is the height of sophistication.

5. The great trip

Stop number one is actually number two.

4. Twist endings

This is a religion I can get behind.

3. Water type

I’m killing the environment because thorsty.

2. Undercover

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice.

1. Top that

You gotta be the silliest goose in the lake.

And with that, we all breathe easier. Having had our burdens lightened, by these perfectly adequate memes.

What’s your favorite place to find new memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes for Folks Who Are Just Trying Their Best

I can’t count the number of times that I’ve thrown my arms up, totally frustrated, and said “Look, I’m trying my best!”

I’ve tried my best to count how many times that’s happened, but I failed. Because it turns out, my best isn’t really all that good.

My best is a normal person’s average. My 10 is general 5. But it’s all I’ve got, darn it, so I’m just gonna keep trying. And I’m gonna keep looking at memes about other people who are similarly struggling to do life.

11. Risk assessment

Bombs away, I guess.

10. Doesn’t add up

So even with a machine whose entire function is doing math perfectly, I’m still wrong.

9. Mixed signals

Am I really this stupid or are you just confusing?

8. Down the drain

Oh crap, oh man, there’s gotta be an undo button around here somewhere, right?

7. Give me a break

This is how close I am to snapping right now.

6. Pull the trigger

It breaks my heart to break their imaginary hearts.

5. Feel the fizz

Man, that’s the best part of the drink.

4. Lean in

Somebody give me a sign!

3. Can’t handle it

Can’t believe I pulled it off again.

2. Self-sabotage

It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy.

1. Stand in formation

I’m still not gonna be able to do it.

I did my best to come up with an outro for this, but I failed yet again.

What have YOU failed at recently?

Commiserate with us in the comments.

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Funny Memes to Take a Break With and Relax for a Bit

It’s time for you to take a break from working so you can finally just focus on some memes.

That’s important. You gotta do it at least a few times a day.

Let’s get started, shall we?

15. Scale of the problem

Yeah, we’re definitely all going to Hell.

14. The dichotomy

How does this song even exist?

13. Party time

It’s a’me, disenfranchised voter!

12. On a roll

I sure hope you’re all happy with yourselves.

11. An arresting look

It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy.

10. Do your job

But…but…it’s snack time.

9. The life aquatic

It’s the true heroes who always go unappreciated.

8. Under the sea

The dolphins were way ahead of us with this particular meme.

7. The dialectic

It might help if you don’t send it at 11:59PM the day before the test.

6. Hostile work environment

They don’t look comfortable but they do look awesome.

5. Morning glory

Today is going to be another awfully big adventure.

4. What a steal

Are you under the impression that they let you KEEP that money, bro?

3. Somebody once told me

Your love was gonna roll me.

2. Dino-sore

Is this that scene from the original Jurassic Park?

1. Clever girl

Joke’s on you, I’m into that.

What a refreshing break! Can’t wait ’till the next one!

What are your favorite kinds of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Will Be Especially Funny if You’re a Woman

We’ve got some memes that will be funny to anybody but might be especially funny if you happen to be a lady.

Or a fire-type. Or a water-type.

Wait, I’m thinking of Pokémon again. Look, nevermind, let’s just get to the memes.

Here are ten bits of fun for girls who just wanna have it.

10. Heart shattering truths

Our actions are like a window into our souls.

Via: someecards

9. You say that now

Beauty is in the eyeliner of the beholder, I guess.

Via: someecards

8. Don’t sweat it

I’m comfortable as all get out and that’s really all that matters.

Via: someecards

7. Reunited and it feels so good

This is why you gotta keep ten or twenty spares on ya, just in case.

Via: someecards

6. Get mad, stay mad

It’s just the worst. Period.

Via: someecards

5. High and mighty

But if ya’ll could go ahead and never say anything bad about me that would be great, thanks.

Via: someecards

4. The breast of times

Just point the way.

Via: someecards

3. She bangs, she bangs

Is this what everybody in that movie was supposed to be screaming about?

Via: someecards

2. Crushing it

Surely the planets have something to say about this.

Via: someecards

1. Change the channel

Which one you find more relaxing says a lot about you and your relationship status.

Via: someecards

For a balanced media diet, I recommend reading up on lots and lots of memes and then flipping back and forth between Hallmark and Lifetime. Just keep everybody in your life on their toes. It’s an exciting way to live.

What are your favorite kind of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Enjoy Some of the Best Comebacks Found on the Internet

The thing about the internet is that it’s a huge public forum where almost anybody can access and respond to the things you say.

And the thing about having a forum like that is that with so many eyeballs on your statement, odds are exceedingly good that at least one pair of those eyes is gonna be connected to a brain that just happens to have the most perfectly devastating response.

Ergo, the internet is basically just one giant clap back machine, and the results are hilarious and oof-worthy.

Here are fifteen examples of killer comebacks brought to us by the internet.

15. First languages

Clearly she meant speak American. Yanno, talk about guns and Tiger King.

14. Safety second

And just like Jurassic Park, we literally never learn.

13. Special delivery

(Club = team for all my fellow basic Americans.)

12. Social predictions

Don’t hold back, king.

11. Deep breaths

I might be suffocating but these download speeds are tight.

10. Packing heat

It was planted on me, I swear.

9. Cold shoulder

Every doctor: “This is way worse than a cold or the flu.”
Your cousin: “Nu uh.”

8. Well actually

If he was around to hear this conversation he’d cut off his ear all over again.

https://ryanrosslegs.tumblr.com/post/111237376092/shaxaphone-growlithed

7. Desperate measures

Get bent, bruh.

Ooof and well asked for. from clevercomebacks

6. Just kidding

Nothing better than when you can turn around a yo mama joke.

Dominance asserted from clevercomebacks

5. Born and raised

“If we went back to using obsolete techniques and technologies, people would be confused.” – a boomer’s idea of a sick burn.

Weird motives from clevercomebacks

4. Don’t cry for me

If being a man means I don’t get to care about my own parents then screw it, I’m a wombat.

In a post about “man up” being an insult. from clevercomebacks

3. Granting wishes

That kid is going to be a lawyer when she grows up.

Children are savages from MurderedByWords

2. Can’t take the heat

But…but…I saw a meme somewhere that said…

A Moron and a Microbiologist Comment on a COVID-19 Article… from clevercomebacks

1. The winter of our inconvenience

We’re so insular we literally forget there are other countries.

On a thread about wearing masks from clevercomebacks

That’s a lot of cathartic comebacks right there. Sort of revs you up to go plant a few yourself. Remember: don’t go looking for a fight. But when the time comes to strike, use the opportunity well.

What’s your favorite comeback lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Memes You Can Look at for Free Right Now!

We have some good memes for you today!

Ordinarily, these memes would cost a pretty penny, but because we’re feeling generous, we’re going to pass them all along to you for absolutely free. Act now. This is a limited time offer. You can’t afford NOT to scroll, if you think about it.

Here are thirteen free and random memes that we’re sure you’ll agree are the deal of a lifetime.

13. Bear with me, now

Both of these absolutely rock.

Via: someecards

12. Brutal honesty

Sorry could you turn it down a bit? I’m trying to talk here.

Via: someecards

11. What it boils down to

Go ahead and feed what’s left to bills aaaaaand it’s gone.

Via: someecards

10. Wedded hiss

They look like some kind of cursed Victorian couple.

Via: someecards

9. Eat up

I’m not the boss of me.

Via: someecards

8. Decisions, decisions

It’s the perfect way to stave off execution indefinitely.

Via: someecards

7. Time to bite

When you’re getting ready for that succ.

Via: someecards

6. I swear it’s knot

Please stay back, my breath definitely bites.

Via: someecards

5. I suppose

Aaaaand we can no longer speak to each other.

Via: someecards

4. Coked up

You mean you don’t like our Caffeine Free Diet Vanilla Chocolate Cherry Pumpkin Gasoline Fusion Zero?

Via: someecards

3. Killer clowns

We all float down here…

Via: someecards

2. Get the message?

How can I be expected to work under…conditions.

Via: someecards

1. High hopes

There I go again, planting traps for myself.

Via: someecards

All that value at no cost. What can we say except you’re welcome. We’re true humanitarians.

What are your favorite kinds of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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