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Funny Tweets About the Trials and Tribulations of Self-Checkout

I go both ways when it comes to self-checkout.

If I’m buying produce, there’s no way in hell that I’m trying to figure out that computer to look up the proper codes…

But if I just have items that can be scanned…I’m struttin’ into the self-checkout lanes with all kinds of confidence and acting like I own the place.

Self-checkout sure is a funny thing, isn’t it…

Let’s take a look at some hilarious tweets about this aspect of our lives that we all deal with. Enjoy!

1. That’s never a good thing.

Now what am I supposed to do?!?!

2. It’s infuriating, isn’t it?

Enough to drive a person crazy.

3. I’m on your side, guys.

Just so we’re clear about everything.

4. Avoid those things at all costs.

It’s never a pleasant experience.

5. It’s a skill, alright.

How good are YOU?

6. What a little angel!

I hope you sneered at him. Or yelled.

7. Just this one thing, please.

That’s not too much to ask for.

8. A little different back then.

Remember the good old days?

9. We’re glad they were able to help!

That’s one of the best things about self-checkout.

10. You are correct, sir.

This guy is smart: listen to him.

11. Are you talking about yourself again?

If so, you nailed it!

12. Vegan soy protein powder?

People must know about this!

How do you feel about self-checkout?

Does it drive you nuts or do you love it because you don’t have to deal with anyone?

Sound off in the comments and tell us what you think. Thanks!

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This Online Group Is All About Instant Karma and We Think You’re Gonna Love It

Have you ever been in a situation where you’ve been driving and someone who is acting like a jerk behind the wheel cuts you off?

And then they speed past you at a ridiculously high rate of speed?

And then…wait for it…right after they speed by you they get pulled over by a cop?

That’s one of the best feelings in the world!

And we like to call that instant karma where I come from.

Are you ready for some perfect examples of this? Let’s take a look.

1. That just feels so good.

I wonder if they actually had to pay the ticket…

Having to deal with LA’s ridiculous parking enforcement daily, this was a welcome sight. from JusticePorn

2. You forgot something!

Now they’re in really big trouble.

So I was driving to the gym, and some asshat t-bones my car and drives off… BUT HE FORGOT THIS. ^_^

Posted by Rex Borova on Monday, March 11, 2013

3. That’s what you get, son.

Didn’t see that coming, did you?

Instant Karma from funny

4. Looks like you’ll need a new phone.

Be nice…or else…

I wonder how long until they realize their mistake from instantkarma

5. Here’s to foot fungus!

A nasty surprise.

Theft Karma from funny

6. Give ’em the boot!

I’ve never seen this before…but I like it!

7. You’re not going anywhere for a while.

You might as well get comfortable.

They deserve it. from Wellthatsucks

8. Stuck in the snow.

Steal stuff and karma will come back and bite you.

Guy attempts to steal package but gets caught. When he drives away his car gets stuck in snow from instantkarma

9. Do not touch.

Or you’re gonna make a new “friend”.

How dare you? from instantkarma

10. Good. Put them in jail.

I’m so sick and tired of these people. Aren’t they the worst?

Insufferably annoying YouTube troll refuses to wear a mask, gets arrested for trespassing from instantkarma

How about you?

What’s the best instance of karma that you’ve ever seen?

Maybe it happened to you? Or maybe someone who wronged you was on the other side of the karma?

Please share your stories with us in the comments. Thanks a lot!

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Instant Karma Is Great…Here’s the Proof

What do you think is the worst example of instant karma that you’ve ever seen in your whole life?

Go ahead and think about it for a minute…I have some time…

I bet that felt good, didn’t it? And it made you smile when that memory came flooding back into your brain?

Of course, it did! Because seeing someone get what they deserve if they’ve been a creep, a jerk, a d*ck, or a total *sshole always feels great!

So, in the spirit of people getting theirs, let’s enjoy these photos of folks getting some instant karma.

1. You’re not getting that job, buddy!

This is what happens when you’re not nice to people.

I love Karma ? from instantkarma

2. A very expensive mistake.

Welp, that’s what you get.

Firefighters had to smash the window of this illegally parked vehicle on my street. from instantkarma

3. That kind of backfired, huh?

I’m sure this made the parade even better.

Police in Turkey try to stop Pride parade with water cannons, accidentally creates rainbows from pics

4. Don’t steal food!

Or something like this might happen to you.

Well someone at my work is gonna have a shit time. from funny

5. This was a welcome sight.

Well, that’s pretty interesting…

Having to deal with LA’s ridiculous parking enforcement daily, this was a welcome sight. from JusticePorn

6. The thieving hitchhiker.

Crime doesn’t pay! Ever!

Yep, karma is a bitch. Especially that instant kind. from funny

7. Eat my dust!

Drama out on the water.

These idiots tried to knock me off my kayak and laughed. This is what they were upto when I got back to the beach..karma is a bitch! from funny

8. That’s not alcohol, sweetie.

Sounds really gross…

Karma’s a bitch, local nightclub has the laugh laugh over stupid patron! [FB] from funny

9. We all have to sit in traffic sometimes.

No shortcuts there!

Brand new Jaguar driver believes he’s too important to sit in traffic. Insta-karma smackdown. from funny

10. Don’t park in my space.

Or else something bad might happen…

Someone parked in my designated parking space and received a different kind of karma. from funny

11. I bet those workers were livid.

What a jerk.

Marina, SF, today – dude tries to get around a line of stopped cars and drives right into fresh cement.Oops, fail.(Courtesy of Bobswire @ Paceline)

Posted by Jim Santos on Thursday, February 16, 2012

12. Well, maybe not so much…

This comment came back to haunt them.

Trucks are taking over the icy roads from instantkarma

How about you?

What’s the best example of instant karma that you’ve ever seen in your life?

Please tell us your stories in the comments. Thanks a lot!

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Check Out the Funny Corgi With Goofy Facial Expressions

There are few things on this planet that give me as much pleasure as animal pages on social media…and here’s another one for me to follow!

Gen the Corgi has almost 200,000 followers on Instagram and it’s for a good reason: this dog from Japan has a bubbly personality and routinely makes hilarious faces that have made her a huge hit!

I mean, what’s not to love?

If you don’t already follow Gen on Instagram, I have a feeling that you will be right after you finish scrolling through the photos below. Let’s get started now!

1. I think your food is about to go bye-bye.

Keep an eye on this one!

2. That’s a pretty mischievous look.

What are you up to…?

3. Out for a stroll.

And still making goofy faces!

4. What did you just say to me?

Cocking that head to the side.

5. Don’t mind if I do!

Careful, don’t get brain freeze.

6. Keep your head above water!

You’re doing a great job!

7. Definitely a fan of car rides.

What dog isn’t, really?

8. Smile big for the camera.

That’s a good dog!

9. Now I feel like you’re making fun of me…

Is that what’s going on here?

10. Jumping for joy!

And loving life!

We just can’t get enough of this pooch!

And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us about some other animals that you think we should be following on social media.

And share some pics of your own dogs while you’re at it!

Please and thank you!

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These People All Received Instant Karma

If you are nice and decent to people, nice and decent things will happen to you…usually

On the other hand, if you are rude, mean, and hostile to people, the world will come back and bite you in the *ss.

That’s the way karma is supposed to work, at least…

We all know it doesn’t happen like that ALL the time, but when it does, it sure is satisfying, right?

You know it, baby!

Let’s take a look at some examples of instant karma that we think will put a big smile on your face.

1. That was a really bad idea.

Nice try, though…

Politicians get a taste of their legislations. from instantkarma

2. You weren’t so slick, huh?

That’s a one-in-a-million shot.

3. Can we please stop denying climate change?

This is what happens when you don’t listen to science.

This is Venice city hall right after the approval of a climate change denial amendment from instantkarma

4. Putting him on display.

That had to hurt, huh?

Order them to stop from instantkarma

5. How rude is this?

Well, at least they got towed…

Block an electric charging station….. Get towed from instantkarma

6. An expensive mistake.

Pay attention to where you park, people.

Firefighters had to smash the window of this illegally parked vehicle on my street. from instantkarma

7. You’re not supposed to say that part out loud.

Really blew it, huh?

lil coke from instantkarma

8. This is pretty insane.

Some people can’t stay out of trouble.

That’s great. from instantkarma

9. Wow! What a psycho.

You gotta be careful with that stuff.

Woman tried to acid attack her former lover from instantkarma

10. Instant karma is gonna get ya!

This person learned the hard way.

Guy parks on stripes to avoid freezing rain, happens to be under a leaky pipe. from instantkarma

11. The future looks very bright…

Actually, not really…

Just remember the quote, “ If I get Corona, I get Corona. It’s not gonna stop me from partying.” from facepalm

12. This is pretty epic.

Uh oh…this isn’t good.

God’s work from instantkarma

Are there any stories of instant karma that you really LOVE?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you! Thanks!

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Guy Takes Hilarious Photos of Squirrels Interacting With Props

If you didn’t think life in Sweden looked delightful before, I think this article might change your mind. I’m sure this isn’t what it’s really like, but I picture it to be friendly, calm, cold, and with animals just frolicking everywhere…

And the photos that a guy named Geert Weggen takes do nothing to dispel those myths for me.

Weggen creates little scenes on his balcony for squirrels to interact with so he can photograph them and the results are awesome. Sometimes, he combines two photos into one for effect and he said he also sometimes Photoshops out wires, pins, and other things that he uses to keep props in place.

Let’s take a look at his great work!

1. Doing some acrobatics, are we?

I like this little fella!

2. Looks pretty refreshing.

Go ahead, help yourself.

3. Wake up and smell the roses.

Is that working for you?

4. It looks like a party to me.

Also, that camper is pretty awesome.

5. Looks like we have some artistic types on our hands.

You’re doing it all wrong!

6. Big fan of the mushrooms.

Hey, so are we!

7. Time for some deep-sea diving.

What did you find down there?

8. This belongs to me now.

Don’t even think about coming up here…

9. Reach for the sky.

And keep on moving forward, friends!

10. It’s your move.

You better choose carefully.

I’m not gonna lie…I kind of want this guy’s life…

But enough of that, now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, please share some links with us of other folks on social media who interact with animals in unique and funny ways.

Thanks a lot!

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Guy Takes Hilarious Photos of Squirrels Interacting With Props

If you didn’t think life in Sweden looked delightful before, I think this article might change your mind. I’m sure this isn’t what it’s really like, but I picture it to be friendly, calm, cold, and with animals just frolicking everywhere…

And the photos that a guy named Geert Weggen takes do nothing to dispel those myths for me.

Weggen creates little scenes on his balcony for squirrels to interact with so he can photograph them and the results are awesome. Sometimes, he combines two photos into one for effect and he said he also sometimes Photoshops out wires, pins, and other things that he uses to keep props in place.

Let’s take a look at his great work!

1. Doing some acrobatics, are we?

I like this little fella!

2. Looks pretty refreshing.

Go ahead, help yourself.

3. Wake up and smell the roses.

Is that working for you?

4. It looks like a party to me.

Also, that camper is pretty awesome.

5. Looks like we have some artistic types on our hands.

You’re doing it all wrong!

6. Big fan of the mushrooms.

Hey, so are we!

7. Time for some deep-sea diving.

What did you find down there?

8. This belongs to me now.

Don’t even think about coming up here…

9. Reach for the sky.

And keep on moving forward, friends!

10. It’s your move.

You better choose carefully.

I’m not gonna lie…I kind of want this guy’s life…

But enough of that, now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, please share some links with us of other folks on social media who interact with animals in unique and funny ways.

Thanks a lot!

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This Guy is a Master at Photoshopping Himself Into Stock Photos

If you spend enough time online, you see a lot of the same stock photos over and over and over again. A lot of times, they’re pretty dull and unintentionally funny.

But not anymore, friends!

That’s because a guy named Matthew who runs the Facebook page “The Stock Photobomber” hilariously Photoshops himself into stock photos and the results are gonna make you laugh in a major way.

Let’s see what this fella has been up to, shall we?

1. Looks like one hell of a party.

Are you having a good time?

Posted by The Stock Photobomber on Monday, November 23, 2020

2. A good time for some noodles.

I wonder if this attempt was successful.

Title: Man feeding woman lo mein while body surfing

Posted by The Stock Photobomber on Wednesday, January 6, 2016

3. Pile on in!

This does not look very comfortable.

Title: Acrobat phoning it in

Posted by The Stock Photobomber on Thursday, February 11, 2016

4. He’s busy with work…

That guy doesn’t look thrilled about it.

Happy Thanksgiving! Love The Stock Photobomber

Posted by The Stock Photobomber on Wednesday, November 25, 2015

5. Wow. You really went there, huh?

Well, you did what you had to do.

Title: Drunk having sexual relations with a snowman

Posted by The Stock Photobomber on Tuesday, February 24, 2015

6. You’re going to cause an accident, dude.

Put that thing away!

Title: Man sending mother over the edge with recorder "concerto"

Posted by The Stock Photobomber on Friday, February 6, 2015

7. It’s time to vacuum Grandpa’s head again.

Twice a day, every day.

Title: Man vacuums grandparents

Posted by The Stock Photobomber on Thursday, January 15, 2015

8. They don’t look like they’re enjoying this.

Not at all, actually.

Title: Parents taking picture with son's "friend"

Posted by The Stock Photobomber on Thursday, December 26, 2013

9. Who’s the creeper in the background?

Definitely a lurker…

Title: Man discreetly using the ocean as a bathroom

Posted by The Stock Photobomber on Friday, November 22, 2013

10. Oh, no! There he goes!

I don’t think she even realized what she just did.

Title: Man sent to his death by enthusiastic gesture

Posted by The Stock Photobomber on Wednesday, November 20, 2013

11. I’m sure she appreciated this.

I just hope you know her…

Title: Man enjoying girlfriend's pits

Posted by The Stock Photobomber on Monday, November 18, 2013

12. Three’s a crowd.

Hey! Down from there!

Title: Man being third wheel

Posted by The Stock Photobomber on Monday, November 18, 2013

Those are totally hilarious, am I right?

Of course, I’m right! I’m always right!

And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us about some more funny pages you like to follow on social media.

We look forward to it!

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