Very Relatable Questions That Parents Have Typed Into Google

How did people parent before the internet?

How did they know when to call Poison Control? How did they know how to get crayon out of the carpet? How did they know they weren’t the only people on the block with insane questions like those every day of the week?

I assume they had like, actual communities of other, more experienced parents to ask but I mean. The internet doesn’t judge, so I still feel like it’s a better option.

Since I know we all have random and wild questions, here are 16 I’m sure will make you laugh – or maybe warn you of what’s to come.

16. Just give up now.

They cannot be exorcised.

I've already googled "toddler exorcism" in case you're wondering how my Monday's going.#momlife #parenting #MondayMorning

— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) June 18, 2018

15. I’ve had to Google whether it’s ok for the dog to eat slime.

Our poor dogs. They’re the real heroes.

I'm Googling "how to get glitter slime off the dog" if anyone was wondering what kind of parenting adventure I was having today.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 27, 2020

14. What will the youths think of next.

It’s always another kid.

Lordt. My kid said another kid mentioned that the song Watermelon Sugar has "another meaning that is not good for kids to know about" and now I have to go Google this foolishness. pic.twitter.com/sbC6lgiA2r

— Nicole Blades (@NicoleBlades) July 10, 2020

13. This is where Alexa comes in handy.

Ours is long suffering.

You know you're a parent when you start out your day not checking email but Googling "What do camels eat?"

— Kelly Phillips Erb (@taxgirl) July 21, 2011

12. Some days are just like that.

You can’t, which is good. You’ll feel differently later.

Close to googling: children, can you give them back?

— amil (@amil) March 29, 2020

11. Just buy the velcro ones.

This is a protip. Trust me on this.

So far 90% of new parenthood is frantically Googling swaddling instructions minutes after an exhausted nurse explains it to me yet again.

— Eric Smith (@ericsmithrocks) September 22, 2017

10. I vote for winter.

There’s nowhere to throw them and you can’t hose them down.

Husband: Why did you Google "Do more parents become insane in the summer than winter?" *Looks at screaming, fighting children* Him: Oh.

— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) June 10, 2014

9. The answer to the first one is “why.”

The answer to the second one is “probably not on purpose.”

Have kids so they can ask you things like, "Let me smell your mouth" and you can Google things like, "Is my kid going to kill me in my sleep?"

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) July 21, 2019

8. Panicked parents everywhere.

I was not meant to be a teacher. At all.

How’s your Saturday night going cause I literally just Googled, “How the hell do I homeschool?”

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) July 19, 2020

7. It will happen sooner or later.

Probably too late for my eye-circles and gray hair, though.

Made it to the stage of parenting where I stopped Googling “when will my kids start sleeping through the night,” and started Googling “when will my kids start sleeping in.”

— The Mom at Law® (@TheMomAtLaw) May 22, 2020

6. Magic Erasers, my friend.

They are the answer to everything.

Today my parenting journey was kicked off by spending the morning googling how to get bandaid glue off of hardwood floors.

— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) December 3, 2019

5. No one said it was going to be easy.

Thank goodness it was only a fish.

Being a parent sometimes means googling “betta fish floating sideways but not dead yet” and “how to talk to your kids about death” in the same evening

— ally (@TragicAllyHere) January 13, 2021

4. This is your chance to get creative!

You can spin anything to a positive with enough wine.

If you've never googled "why didn't the tooth fairy show up?" you're a better parent than me

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 4, 2020

3. Asking the important questions.

Tell me what experienced neighborhood parent would have been able to answer this one.

Welcome to parenthood. You'll find yourself googling things like, "Do worms have a penis?" Just roll with it.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 14, 2020

2. At some point you just throw it out.

Because it’s just not worth it.

Parenthood: when relaxing after a long day means googling “how to get stink out of a mattress”

— dadpression (@Dadpression) November 11, 2015

1. I like this woman.

She’s my new role model for when my kids get a bit older.

My kids won't stop trying to look at what I'm reading on my phone so I just googled "how to return your alien kids to space where they came from" and now we wait

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) January 11, 2018

I’ve Googled some of these, and I’m sure the rest are only a matter of time.

What’s the one thing you can’t believe you actually had to ask since having kids? Share it with us in the comments!

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February 28, 2021

Do-It-Yourself Projects That Were Not Necessary

I love a DIY project as much as anyone. I suppose there are plenty of them that aren’t exactly necessities but just allow us to make things we enjoy or hone skills without having to spend too much money, but these 12 projects definitely take “unnecessary” to a whole new level.

Like, it’s nice that you know how to do or make something, but you don’t have to be so aggressive about it (or show it to everyone on the internet), you know?

If you’re not sure exactly what I mean, you definitely will after you scroll through these 12 pictures.

12. At the intersection of patriotic and dumb.

Exhibit A.

Nuf said from IdiotsInCars

11. I think meat might be supposed to shrink.

Won’t it get all dry and stuff otherwise?

Meat always shrinks when I cook it but not anymore! from DiWHY

10. What on earth.

What is the matter with this girl??

1. Find a dead beetle. 2. Cover it in hot glue. 3.Fashion from DiWHY

9. Congrats, you just made skateboarding even more challenging.

Unless you have really small feet, I guess.

No. Just no. from DiWHY

8. Just don’t stand too close.

And hope it doesn’t rain.

my life has been a lie from memes

7. I don’t like birds and even I wouldn’t do this.

Trees are their domain, my friend. Stay in your lane.

why even have a tree if you hate nature? from DiWHY

6. I’m impressed that it runs.

Among other things.

It physically pains me to look at this monstrosity from DiWHY

5. I hope this isn’t for a child.

If it’s a voodoo doll, then awesome work.

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A post shared by he scream (@nedrysaurus)

4. Is that Chick-Fil-A sauce?

If so, I am here for whatever is going down.

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A post shared by Keith Decent (@keithdecent)

3. Unnecessary, sure, but also very cool.

I would never have the patience to make this happen.

Found a car decorated with pennies. from mildlyinteresting

2. Definitely custom.

Is that supposed to be a perk? Or just information?

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A post shared by Jimmy Hobson (@jimmyhobson_jhhomeloans)

1. I do not understand what’s happening here.

Like. What is the functional purpose?

sandals with flip flop bottoms from DiWHY

Each one of these made me shake my head a little bit harder, to be honest.

Have you ever run across a project like this? Tell us about it in the comments!

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February 28, 2021

Do-It-Yourself Projects That Were Not Necessary

Like, it’s nice that you know how to do or make something, but you don’t have to be so aggressive about it (or show it to everyone on the internet), you know?

If you’re not sure exactly what I mean, you definitely will after you scroll through these 12 pictures.

12. At the intersection of patriotic and dumb.

Exhibit A.

Nuf said from IdiotsInCars

11. I think meat might be supposed to shrink.

Won’t it get all dry and stuff otherwise?

Meat always shrinks when I cook it but not anymore! from DiWHY

10. What on earth.

What is the matter with this girl??

1. Find a dead beetle. 2. Cover it in hot glue. 3.Fashion from DiWHY

9. Congrats, you just made skateboarding even more challenging.

Unless you have really small feet, I guess.

No. Just no. from DiWHY

8. Just don’t stand too close.

And hope it doesn’t rain.

my life has been a lie from memes

7. I don’t like birds and even I wouldn’t do this.

Trees are their domain, my friend. Stay in your lane.

why even have a tree if you hate nature? from DiWHY

6. I’m impressed that it runs.

Among other things.

It physically pains me to look at this monstrosity from DiWHY

5. I hope this isn’t for a child.

If it’s a voodoo doll, then awesome work.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by he scream (@nedrysaurus)

4. Is that Chick-Fil-A sauce?

If so, I am here for whatever is going down.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Keith Decent (@keithdecent)

3. Unnecessary, sure, but also very cool.

I would never have the patience to make this happen.

Found a car decorated with pennies. from mildlyinteresting

2. Definitely custom.

Is that supposed to be a perk? Or just information?

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Jimmy Hobson (@jimmyhobson_jhhomeloans)

1. I do not understand what’s happening here.

Like. What is the functional purpose?

sandals with flip flop bottoms from DiWHY

Each one of these made me shake my head a little bit harder, to be honest.

Have you ever run across a project like this? Tell us about it in the comments!

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February 25, 2021

People Share the Common Things That They Just Can’t Relate To

Kardashian worship. Kombucha. Pearl Jam.

What do these things have in common? They’re all really popular things that I just can’t relate to…

Call me crazy, but it is what is…and I’m sure you have a lot of things like this in your life, too.

AskReddit users opened up about the common things that they just can’t relate to.

1. I feel this one.

“Hanging out in loud crowded places.

Give me a place where you can actually have a conversation and elbow room.”

2. Not good.

“Fighting/yelling/hostility in relationships with my significant other.

It could very well stem from my childhood, I guess.

It’s not to say we don’t have disagreements or the relationship is flawless but obstacles always have been resolved without much issue. Fortunately this held true with all of my romantic relationships.

I’ve always lived by the saying “conflict is inevitable, fighting is optional.””

3. Really weird.

“Internet couples that play AWFUL pranks on each other.

Like, yuppp, how nice it is to be cruel to one another.”

4. That’s sad.

“Loving and wanting to spend time with your family.

Had a terrible awful childhood, as an adult just lots of toxic interactions whenever anyone from my family got involved in my life so all cut off.

When I see people posting about their family and how much they love them, I just dont understand it. I dont understand my fiance missing his mom etc. I know I’m the anomaly, but I just cant relate in anyway.”

5. Not ready yet.

“Wanting to settle down by your 30s.

In Asian families, not being married and having kids by 30 is like blasphemy. If old Asian grandmas were in charge of the law they would make it a punishable offense.

Fortunately the traditional views of ‘family’ is dying out with the newer generations. Now people are encouraged to set themselves in life before diving head first into starting a family.”

6. It’s all a mystery…

“Preoccupation with the lives of celebrities.

Why?

Why do people read about it or want to know what someone did today?”

7. Sounds miserable.

“All of my friends love to get dressed up, buy overpriced drinks, and take pictures.

That’s their idea of fun.

I just don’t get it.”

8. Cult-like.

“People’s love of Disneyland and Disney paraphernalia.

I don’t like roller coasters, and I’m not that into Disney. I do like a lot of the newer films very much, but Disney as an identity is bizarre to me.

This is especially tough as an elementary school teacher, because most of my coworkers are obsessed.”

9. No, thank you.

“The desire to have children.

When my wife and I met in ’78, one of the first discussions we had was a casual one about children. She didn’t want any; neither did I.

And that’s how we find ourselves 42 years later without a child in sight.”

10. Not feeling it.

“Football. I don’t get it.

It’s so slow and I can’t relate to it at all. College football is even weirder to me. 45 year olds cheering on a sophomore in college?

It’s just weird, I feel like I’m missing something.”

11. All or nothing.

“Shallow dating. Such as dates only to f*ck or apps for it (Tinder and such).

I just can’t handle it that well.

For me, there needs to be emotional connection or nothing at all.”

12. Working to live.

“Living to work.

I’ve never understood the obsession with working all the time. I just want a simple job, collect my pay and go home.

I live to enjoy what life has to offer outside of working.”

13. Interesting.

“Patriotism.

You didn’t choose where you were born. You likely didn’t have an impact in any of the things that make your country great. Some of you haven’t even been to another country.

It’s just tribalism to me and I just don’t get it.”

14. Bad news.

“Dabbling in really addictive drugs.

I always see people casually getting more and more into cocaine. Always starts with a line or two at the weekend and then within a year or two most of those people are mad into it.

Seen it happen loads now I’m into my 30s. Just seems such a risky thing to get into.”

What are some common and popular things that you can’t relate to?

Share your thoughts with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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February 25, 2021

Questions That Women Were Too Afraid to Ask Men

As an unexceptional white dude, there’s not a lot of times I feel like my answers or input is truly needed lately.

But then I came across this prompt on Ask Reddit:

“Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered?”

My time has come. I will try to answer these apparently burning questions, most of which are about genitals.

1. Float unless it’s cold and compact.

Does your dong float or sink in water?

– asawee

2. Yes, it can cause trouble.

Do you feel weird when someone sits on your lap because of uh…you know :0

– Kitty-Bloom

3. Everybody loves a pretty face!

How much does having a nice face matter?

Especially in a long-term partner?

– xatetas277

4. Orgasmic.

how the f*ck does it feel to c*m out semen

– xXChocoboXx

5. Before? No. After? Yes.

When you go to the bathroom, do you wash your hands before taking your d*ck out to pee?

– Hissingbunny

6. Nah, go for it.

Is it weird to grab your *ss during sex? I just want to help… guide it?? Lol

– wowgamesarefun

7. There’s really no need.

Why don’t you have to wipe when you pee??

There’s absolutely NO need at all??

Not even a little dab??

– Pleasant-Flamingo344

8. I think if it were that cold you’d be dead from exposure.

If you nut in the freezing cold, does your c*m freeze mid-shot?

– Veravu

9. I have mixed feelings about it.

For the guys who didn’t get to choose to have a circumcision, are you mad at the people who chose for you when you were a baby?

– MissCheyenne14

10. It’s a bit like stopping a sneeze, but far more within one’s control.

When we ask you to stop, for whatever reason, how much effort does it take?

– takecourage18

11. About the sex that I’m having.

what do you actually think during sex?

– Vegetable_Amount4812

12. Random thoughts come and go, they don’t mean anything.

Do you fantasize about other women when in a relationship?

– Trowaway_29

13. On rare occasion a little something might spark.

Being totally straight, do you ever feel slightest attraction towards other guys sometimes?

– Rooodra9

14. The look is an impulse, the stare is just being rude.

Why do you stare at boobs? Like I get looking at something you think is attractive, but why STARE, it makes women uncomfortable.

– HavePlushieWillTalk

15. …yes.

Has every guy at some point in time tried to suck their own dong or is this just fiction.

– IronDominion

Well, I hope that cleared up a few things.

What questions do you have for people?

Tell us in the comments.

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February 25, 2021

Questions That Women Were Too Afraid to Ask Men

As an unexceptional white dude, there’s not a lot of times I feel like my answers or input is truly needed lately.

But then I came across this prompt on Ask Reddit:

“Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered?”

My time has come. I will try to answer these apparently burning questions, most of which are about genitals.

1. Float unless it’s cold and compact.

Does your dong float or sink in water?

– asawee

2. Yes, it can cause trouble.

Do you feel weird when someone sits on your lap because of uh…you know :0

– Kitty-Bloom

3. Everybody loves a pretty face!

How much does having a nice face matter?

Especially in a long-term partner?

– xatetas277

4. Orgasmic.

how the f*ck does it feel to c*m out semen

– xXChocoboXx

5. Before? No. After? Yes.

When you go to the bathroom, do you wash your hands before taking your d*ck out to pee?

– Hissingbunny

6. Nah, go for it.

Is it weird to grab your *ss during sex? I just want to help… guide it?? Lol

– wowgamesarefun

7. There’s really no need.

Why don’t you have to wipe when you pee??

There’s absolutely NO need at all??

Not even a little dab??

– Pleasant-Flamingo344

8. I think if it were that cold you’d be dead from exposure.

If you nut in the freezing cold, does your c*m freeze mid-shot?

– Veravu

9. I have mixed feelings about it.

For the guys who didn’t get to choose to have a circumcision, are you mad at the people who chose for you when you were a baby?

– MissCheyenne14

10. It’s a bit like stopping a sneeze, but far more within one’s control.

When we ask you to stop, for whatever reason, how much effort does it take?

– takecourage18

11. About the sex that I’m having.

what do you actually think during sex?

– Vegetable_Amount4812

12. Random thoughts come and go, they don’t mean anything.

Do you fantasize about other women when in a relationship?

– Trowaway_29

13. On rare occasion a little something might spark.

Being totally straight, do you ever feel slightest attraction towards other guys sometimes?

– Rooodra9

14. The look is an impulse, the stare is just being rude.

Why do you stare at boobs? Like I get looking at something you think is attractive, but why STARE, it makes women uncomfortable.

– HavePlushieWillTalk

15. …yes.

Has every guy at some point in time tried to suck their own dong or is this just fiction.

– IronDominion

Well, I hope that cleared up a few things.

What questions do you have for people?

Tell us in the comments.

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February 25, 2021

Tweets People Who Work in Restaurants Will Understand

Restaurant jobs sure are hard. And tough.

Having worked them a bunch is sort of a badge of honor – it’s like the military service of the job market.

And who better to complain about that sort of thing in a funny way than the people of Twitter, who are serving up a steaming hot entree of sass with a side of “tip me 20%+ or go home, you cheap jerks.”

Let’s get to the tweets.

10. Boxed in

I worked at a pizza chain once and I got so good at folding the boxes I might have been some sort of world record holder.

if you’ve ever had to change out one of these just know i respect u and i hope u had a good day pic.twitter.com/VNNT1rAtjT

— leet (@tweetsbyleet) December 10, 2020

9. Mr. Otis

It really does break all boundaries.

A job will have you 21 years old with a 56 year old best friend like dang where tf Mr. Otis at today

— ICE (@REALBURTIIS) January 11, 2020

8. On the line

Look, I didn’t become a cook to cook food.

Customer: orders literally anything

Line cooks: you gotta be FUCKIN KIDDING ME

— Lotus Flower (@galaxygoodvibes) April 28, 2020

7. Dead serious

We can all hope for such miracles, and one day they may come.

Most of being a server is just hoping that it’s going to be dead but that you’ll somehow still make $200

— Phil Eagle (@phileagle_) November 2, 2019

6. On the mat

“But I heard they use chemicals.”

If you have ever picked up one of these with your barehands, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine. pic.twitter.com/LlObdM5G4n

— FunctioningSadaholic (@JacobDisagrees) December 18, 2020

5. To the extreme

How can a person even have that kind of mental focus and persistence of memory?

Trying to tell a story to your work colleague in between serving customers is an extreme sport

— Maryam (@_maryamgangat) June 8, 2019

4. Open for business

For you? Never. Get in here, ya big lug.

“Are you closed??????”

no ma’am, we actually just decided to lock the front and start mopping for fun

— ????? (@katiekml) August 5, 2018

3. Sorry not sorry

I almost never get angry with the representative I’m talking to, I know that if there’s bullsh*t happening it is almost certainly not their fault.

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service?

Me: Well, I'm really good at apologizing for things that aren't my fault

— Ethan Smith (@NotEthanSmith_) July 24, 2018

2. Cold storage

In here, no one can hear you sob.

Me showing new servers the walk-in cooler pic.twitter.com/qMgzjlkAVy

— Server_Life (@TipOrGoHome) September 9, 2015

1. By the way

Just a fair warning you should probably order now, or five minutes ago, or just leave.

customer: hello

me: we close in 2 hours 7 minutes and 15 seconds by the way

— Februarys own (@Southphillyzeem) February 6, 2019

Here’s to all our heroes out there making it happen. We appreciate ya.

Do you have food service industry experience?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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16. Just give up now.

15. I’ve had to Google whether it’s ok for the dog to eat slime.

14. What will the youths think of next.

13. This is where Alexa comes in handy.

12. Some days are just like that.

11. Just buy the velcro ones.

10. I vote for winter.

9. The answer to the first one is “why.”

8. Panicked parents everywhere.

7. It will happen sooner or later.

6. Magic Erasers, my friend.

5. No one said it was going to be easy.

4. This is your chance to get creative!

3. Asking the important questions.

2. At some point you just throw it out.

1. I like this woman.

12. At the intersection of patriotic and dumb.

11. I think meat might be supposed to shrink.

10. What on earth.

9. Congrats, you just made skateboarding even more challenging.

8. Just don’t stand too close.

7. I don’t like birds and even I wouldn’t do this.

6. I’m impressed that it runs.

5. I hope this isn’t for a child.

4. Is that Chick-Fil-A sauce?

3. Unnecessary, sure, but also very cool.

2. Definitely custom.

1. I do not understand what’s happening here.

12. At the intersection of patriotic and dumb.

11. I think meat might be supposed to shrink.

10. What on earth.

9. Congrats, you just made skateboarding even more challenging.

8. Just don’t stand too close.

7. I don’t like birds and even I wouldn’t do this.

6. I’m impressed that it runs.

5. I hope this isn’t for a child.

4. Is that Chick-Fil-A sauce?

3. Unnecessary, sure, but also very cool.

2. Definitely custom.

1. I do not understand what’s happening here.

1. I feel this one.

2. Not good.

3. Really weird.

4. That’s sad.

5. Not ready yet.

6. It’s all a mystery…

7. Sounds miserable.

8. Cult-like.

9. No, thank you.

10. Not feeling it.

11. All or nothing.

12. Working to live.

13. Interesting.

14. Bad news.

1. Does this look familiar?

2. This is gonna be a long story, isn’t it?

3. I feel this one.

4. This is great news!

5. Yeah, just take it easy.

6. I’m actually a very nice person.

7. Hey, just roll with it!

8. He’s out there somewhere…

9. Yeah, that didn’t last very long.

10. This is gonna take some planning.

11. Thank you, Gary…

1. I’m getting a little scared…

2. Just trust me on this one.

3. That might have been where it all started.

4. Total Dad move.

5. Really? You just said that out loud?

6. Here’s a breakdown of my day.

7. You know you’re gonna do it.

8. This wasn’t a good move.

9. Are you having a good time?

10. A master of only one of these things.

11. This is very exciting!

12. Do you do this?

1. You’ve definitely seen this before.

2. Makes total sense now.

3. Bad teenage mustaches.