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Here is Some Seriously High-Quality Meme-Age!

Are you all ready for the meme-age out there?

I’m talking about the good stuff that never lets you down and takes all your worries and problems away.

I know it probably sounds like I’m talking about taking drugs right now, but I’m really not!

You can get just as happy with funny memes! We actually did a scientific study about this, so we know what we’re talking about, okay?

Dive into the good stuff below…but just remember to take your time…

1. You’ve definitely seen this before.

Men, we’re all on our way to doing this.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

2. Makes total sense now.

Life sure can be exhausting.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

3. Bad teenage mustaches.

I remember them like it was yesterday…

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

4. Maybe you’ll do them tomorrow?

Well, maybe not…we’ll see…

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

5. Uh oh! Did I wake anyone up?

That’s never a good thing.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

6. Really? Are you sure about that?

Doesn’t sound right for some reason.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

7. Remember those days?

Seems so ridiculous now.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

8. You’ll be there for several more hours.

It’s just too cold to get up…or the bathroom is too far away.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

9. I think I’m gonna cry.

This happens to all of us at some point.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

10. Please don’t call me.

And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

11. Ain’t that the truth?

You need an energy boost!

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

12. Is that working out for you?

I have some questions…

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

Now we want to hear from you!

If you’ve seen any hilarious memes lately, we want you to share them with us in the comments.

Thanks a lot!

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Questions That Women Were Too Afraid to Ask Men

As an unexceptional white dude, there’s not a lot of times I feel like my answers or input is truly needed lately.

But then I came across this prompt on Ask Reddit:

“Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered?”

My time has come. I will try to answer these apparently burning questions, most of which are about genitals.

1. Float unless it’s cold and compact.

Does your dong float or sink in water?

– asawee

2. Yes, it can cause trouble.

Do you feel weird when someone sits on your lap because of uh…you know :0

– Kitty-Bloom

3. Everybody loves a pretty face!

How much does having a nice face matter?

Especially in a long-term partner?

– xatetas277

4. Orgasmic.

how the f*ck does it feel to c*m out semen

– xXChocoboXx

5. Before? No. After? Yes.

When you go to the bathroom, do you wash your hands before taking your d*ck out to pee?

– Hissingbunny

6. Nah, go for it.

Is it weird to grab your *ss during sex? I just want to help… guide it?? Lol

– wowgamesarefun

7. There’s really no need.

Why don’t you have to wipe when you pee??

There’s absolutely NO need at all??

Not even a little dab??

– Pleasant-Flamingo344

8. I think if it were that cold you’d be dead from exposure.

If you nut in the freezing cold, does your c*m freeze mid-shot?

– Veravu

9. I have mixed feelings about it.

For the guys who didn’t get to choose to have a circumcision, are you mad at the people who chose for you when you were a baby?

– MissCheyenne14

10. It’s a bit like stopping a sneeze, but far more within one’s control.

When we ask you to stop, for whatever reason, how much effort does it take?

– takecourage18

11. About the sex that I’m having.

what do you actually think during sex?

– Vegetable_Amount4812

12. Random thoughts come and go, they don’t mean anything.

Do you fantasize about other women when in a relationship?

– Trowaway_29

13. On rare occasion a little something might spark.

Being totally straight, do you ever feel slightest attraction towards other guys sometimes?

– Rooodra9

14. The look is an impulse, the stare is just being rude.

Why do you stare at boobs? Like I get looking at something you think is attractive, but why STARE, it makes women uncomfortable.

– HavePlushieWillTalk

15. …yes.

Has every guy at some point in time tried to suck their own dong or is this just fiction.

– IronDominion

Well, I hope that cleared up a few things.

What questions do you have for people?

Tell us in the comments.

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Questions That Women Were Too Afraid to Ask Men

As an unexceptional white dude, there’s not a lot of times I feel like my answers or input is truly needed lately.

But then I came across this prompt on Ask Reddit:

“Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered?”

My time has come. I will try to answer these apparently burning questions, most of which are about genitals.

1. Float unless it’s cold and compact.

Does your dong float or sink in water?

– asawee

2. Yes, it can cause trouble.

Do you feel weird when someone sits on your lap because of uh…you know :0

– Kitty-Bloom

3. Everybody loves a pretty face!

How much does having a nice face matter?

Especially in a long-term partner?

– xatetas277

4. Orgasmic.

how the f*ck does it feel to c*m out semen

– xXChocoboXx

5. Before? No. After? Yes.

When you go to the bathroom, do you wash your hands before taking your d*ck out to pee?

– Hissingbunny

6. Nah, go for it.

Is it weird to grab your *ss during sex? I just want to help… guide it?? Lol

– wowgamesarefun

7. There’s really no need.

Why don’t you have to wipe when you pee??

There’s absolutely NO need at all??

Not even a little dab??

– Pleasant-Flamingo344

8. I think if it were that cold you’d be dead from exposure.

If you nut in the freezing cold, does your c*m freeze mid-shot?

– Veravu

9. I have mixed feelings about it.

For the guys who didn’t get to choose to have a circumcision, are you mad at the people who chose for you when you were a baby?

– MissCheyenne14

10. It’s a bit like stopping a sneeze, but far more within one’s control.

When we ask you to stop, for whatever reason, how much effort does it take?

– takecourage18

11. About the sex that I’m having.

what do you actually think during sex?

– Vegetable_Amount4812

12. Random thoughts come and go, they don’t mean anything.

Do you fantasize about other women when in a relationship?

– Trowaway_29

13. On rare occasion a little something might spark.

Being totally straight, do you ever feel slightest attraction towards other guys sometimes?

– Rooodra9

14. The look is an impulse, the stare is just being rude.

Why do you stare at boobs? Like I get looking at something you think is attractive, but why STARE, it makes women uncomfortable.

– HavePlushieWillTalk

15. …yes.

Has every guy at some point in time tried to suck their own dong or is this just fiction.

– IronDominion

Well, I hope that cleared up a few things.

What questions do you have for people?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets People Who Work in Restaurants Will Understand

Restaurant jobs sure are hard. And tough.

Having worked them a bunch is sort of a badge of honor – it’s like the military service of the job market.

And who better to complain about that sort of thing in a funny way than the people of Twitter, who are serving up a steaming hot entree of sass with a side of “tip me 20%+ or go home, you cheap jerks.”

Let’s get to the tweets.

10. Boxed in

I worked at a pizza chain once and I got so good at folding the boxes I might have been some sort of world record holder.

9. Mr. Otis

It really does break all boundaries.

8. On the line

Look, I didn’t become a cook to cook food.

7. Dead serious

We can all hope for such miracles, and one day they may come.

6. On the mat

“But I heard they use chemicals.”

5. To the extreme

How can a person even have that kind of mental focus and persistence of memory?

4. Open for business

For you? Never. Get in here, ya big lug.

3. Sorry not sorry

I almost never get angry with the representative I’m talking to, I know that if there’s bullsh*t happening it is almost certainly not their fault.

2. Cold storage

In here, no one can hear you sob.

1. By the way

Just a fair warning you should probably order now, or five minutes ago, or just leave.

Here’s to all our heroes out there making it happen. We appreciate ya.

Do you have food service industry experience?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Funny Tweets About the Trials and Tribulations of Self-Checkout

I go both ways when it comes to self-checkout.

If I’m buying produce, there’s no way in hell that I’m trying to figure out that computer to look up the proper codes…

But if I just have items that can be scanned…I’m struttin’ into the self-checkout lanes with all kinds of confidence and acting like I own the place.

Self-checkout sure is a funny thing, isn’t it…

Let’s take a look at some hilarious tweets about this aspect of our lives that we all deal with. Enjoy!

1. That’s never a good thing.

Now what am I supposed to do?!?!

2. It’s infuriating, isn’t it?

Enough to drive a person crazy.

3. I’m on your side, guys.

Just so we’re clear about everything.

4. Avoid those things at all costs.

It’s never a pleasant experience.

5. It’s a skill, alright.

How good are YOU?

6. What a little angel!

I hope you sneered at him. Or yelled.

7. Just this one thing, please.

That’s not too much to ask for.

8. A little different back then.

Remember the good old days?

9. We’re glad they were able to help!

That’s one of the best things about self-checkout.

10. You are correct, sir.

This guy is smart: listen to him.

11. Are you talking about yourself again?

If so, you nailed it!

12. Vegan soy protein powder?

People must know about this!

How do you feel about self-checkout?

Does it drive you nuts or do you love it because you don’t have to deal with anyone?

Sound off in the comments and tell us what you think. Thanks!

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This Online Group Is All About Instant Karma and We Think You’re Gonna Love It

Have you ever been in a situation where you’ve been driving and someone who is acting like a jerk behind the wheel cuts you off?

And then they speed past you at a ridiculously high rate of speed?

And then…wait for it…right after they speed by you they get pulled over by a cop?

That’s one of the best feelings in the world!

And we like to call that instant karma where I come from.

Are you ready for some perfect examples of this? Let’s take a look.

1. That just feels so good.

I wonder if they actually had to pay the ticket…

Having to deal with LA’s ridiculous parking enforcement daily, this was a welcome sight. from JusticePorn

2. You forgot something!

Now they’re in really big trouble.

So I was driving to the gym, and some asshat t-bones my car and drives off… BUT HE FORGOT THIS. ^_^

Posted by Rex Borova on Monday, March 11, 2013

3. That’s what you get, son.

Didn’t see that coming, did you?

Instant Karma from funny

4. Looks like you’ll need a new phone.

Be nice…or else…

I wonder how long until they realize their mistake from instantkarma

5. Here’s to foot fungus!

A nasty surprise.

Theft Karma from funny

6. Give ’em the boot!

I’ve never seen this before…but I like it!

7. You’re not going anywhere for a while.

You might as well get comfortable.

They deserve it. from Wellthatsucks

8. Stuck in the snow.

Steal stuff and karma will come back and bite you.

Guy attempts to steal package but gets caught. When he drives away his car gets stuck in snow from instantkarma

9. Do not touch.

Or you’re gonna make a new “friend”.

How dare you? from instantkarma

10. Good. Put them in jail.

I’m so sick and tired of these people. Aren’t they the worst?

Insufferably annoying YouTube troll refuses to wear a mask, gets arrested for trespassing from instantkarma

How about you?

What’s the best instance of karma that you’ve ever seen?

Maybe it happened to you? Or maybe someone who wronged you was on the other side of the karma?

Please share your stories with us in the comments. Thanks a lot!

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Instant Karma Is Great…Here’s the Proof

What do you think is the worst example of instant karma that you’ve ever seen in your whole life?

Go ahead and think about it for a minute…I have some time…

I bet that felt good, didn’t it? And it made you smile when that memory came flooding back into your brain?

Of course, it did! Because seeing someone get what they deserve if they’ve been a creep, a jerk, a d*ck, or a total *sshole always feels great!

So, in the spirit of people getting theirs, let’s enjoy these photos of folks getting some instant karma.

1. You’re not getting that job, buddy!

This is what happens when you’re not nice to people.

I love Karma ? from instantkarma

2. A very expensive mistake.

Welp, that’s what you get.

Firefighters had to smash the window of this illegally parked vehicle on my street. from instantkarma

3. That kind of backfired, huh?

I’m sure this made the parade even better.

Police in Turkey try to stop Pride parade with water cannons, accidentally creates rainbows from pics

4. Don’t steal food!

Or something like this might happen to you.

Well someone at my work is gonna have a shit time. from funny

5. This was a welcome sight.

Well, that’s pretty interesting…

Having to deal with LA’s ridiculous parking enforcement daily, this was a welcome sight. from JusticePorn

6. The thieving hitchhiker.

Crime doesn’t pay! Ever!

Yep, karma is a bitch. Especially that instant kind. from funny

7. Eat my dust!

Drama out on the water.

These idiots tried to knock me off my kayak and laughed. This is what they were upto when I got back to the beach..karma is a bitch! from funny

8. That’s not alcohol, sweetie.

Sounds really gross…

Karma’s a bitch, local nightclub has the laugh laugh over stupid patron! [FB] from funny

9. We all have to sit in traffic sometimes.

No shortcuts there!

Brand new Jaguar driver believes he’s too important to sit in traffic. Insta-karma smackdown. from funny

10. Don’t park in my space.

Or else something bad might happen…

Someone parked in my designated parking space and received a different kind of karma. from funny

11. I bet those workers were livid.

What a jerk.

Marina, SF, today – dude tries to get around a line of stopped cars and drives right into fresh cement.Oops, fail.(Courtesy of Bobswire @ Paceline)

Posted by Jim Santos on Thursday, February 16, 2012

12. Well, maybe not so much…

This comment came back to haunt them.

Trucks are taking over the icy roads from instantkarma

How about you?

What’s the best example of instant karma that you’ve ever seen in your life?

Please tell us your stories in the comments. Thanks a lot!

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Check Out the Funny Corgi With Goofy Facial Expressions

There are few things on this planet that give me as much pleasure as animal pages on social media…and here’s another one for me to follow!

Gen the Corgi has almost 200,000 followers on Instagram and it’s for a good reason: this dog from Japan has a bubbly personality and routinely makes hilarious faces that have made her a huge hit!

I mean, what’s not to love?

If you don’t already follow Gen on Instagram, I have a feeling that you will be right after you finish scrolling through the photos below. Let’s get started now!

1. I think your food is about to go bye-bye.

Keep an eye on this one!

2. That’s a pretty mischievous look.

What are you up to…?

3. Out for a stroll.

And still making goofy faces!

4. What did you just say to me?

Cocking that head to the side.

5. Don’t mind if I do!

Careful, don’t get brain freeze.

6. Keep your head above water!

You’re doing a great job!

7. Definitely a fan of car rides.

What dog isn’t, really?

8. Smile big for the camera.

That’s a good dog!

9. Now I feel like you’re making fun of me…

Is that what’s going on here?

10. Jumping for joy!

And loving life!

We just can’t get enough of this pooch!

And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us about some other animals that you think we should be following on social media.

And share some pics of your own dogs while you’re at it!

Please and thank you!

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