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Funny Tweets to Make Your Day a Little More Pleasant

I need a bit of pleasantness in my life.

Things have been quite ugly in the world for a while but we’re gonna change that immediately!

We have some tweets for you to look at today that we think are really gonna set your pants on fire with their hilarity.

Do you think you can handle the heat?

We sure hope so! Because we have a feeling you’re gonna start scrolling if you’ve made it this far.

Enjoy!

1. That would not be a fun job.

Darn it, I have to start over…

2. Uh oh…what happened here?

A major break up, that’s what!

3. I never thought about it this way…

This should be a movie.

4. This is very inappropriate!

But…I still laughed.

5. I can see why this couple needs to get divorced.

This would probably get old.

6. Well, that’s a nice way to approach it.

She’s not taking sides.

7. This is amazing.

Teach him some more slang for our sake!

8. I’ve often wondered this…

I’d like to get to the bottom of it.

9. That’s when you know you’re really depressed.

Do you ever do this?

10. A life tip we can all use!

I’m gonna try it soon!

11. You know you had one.

But the question is, do you still have it?

12. Time to come clean.

What really happened out there…?

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share some funny memes, tweets, photos, or jokes that you’ve seen lately.

We look forward to it!

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Enjoy These Tweets About Being in Your 30s, You Old Geezer

I’m now in my early 40s, so let me spit a little bit of truth about what your 30s are going to be like.

You’ll grow in many ways and you’ll start to find out what’s really important to you.

Things you did in your 20s will seem crazy: staying out all night, going to work on three hours of sleep, eating pizza five nights a week, it all starts to catch up to you!

And then one day you’ll realize that a perfect Friday night now means staying in, having an early dinner, watching a movie, and going to bed by 10…pm.

It’s sad, but true…check out these tweets about that magical decade.

1. This is a must.

There’s no way around it. You have to do it.

2. You can even do it by flipping someone off.

It’s sad, but true.

3. I’m not ready for this!

Why are you so upset?

4. Please don’t do that again.

I’m in my thirties, remember?

5. Both of these are true.

And don’t you try to deny it!

6. Oh…that’s not makeup.

Now I’m depressed.

7. You can do anything you want!

With laundry, that is…

8. All downhill from here.

That soup does kind of sound exciting, though…

9. Eat as many as you want!

You’ll thank me later.

10. That sounds tiring.

You didn’t see this coming, did you?

11. You’re officially old.

It is what it is…

12. Times sure have changed…

Just remember to not let them forget about all those old mistakes.

If you’re in your 30s (or beyond), tell us how that glorious decade is treating you.

Talk to us in the comments!

Thanks in advance!

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Hilarious Tweets We’re Pretty Confident Will Make You LOL

We feel very confident today, amigos.

We believe that we have curated an incredibly strong collection of tweets today for you to enjoy immensely.

And they’re funny, too! So that means you’re gonna laugh, too!

What else could you possibly ask for?!?!

Well, I guess we technically could ask for a bunch of other stuff, but we don’t want to come off as greedy, do we?

So here’s how this is gonna work: you’re gonna sit back, take off your shoes (and your pants, if you want to), kick your feet up, and have some laughs. It’s as easy as that!

1. I’m with you!

It can be hard to stop sometimes…

2. I’ve wondered this my entire life.

Who’s holding everyone up?!?!

3. Hold your breath.

Well, how else are you gonna listen to that conversation?

4. Really blew that one, huh?

Well, you gave it your best shot.

5. I don’t think you’re alone on this one.

Ladies, let’s hear from you!

6. Join the club.

I don’t even like my own family members anymore.

7. Oh, isn’t that sweet?

I thought you were gonna say something else…

8. I’ll go ahead and start.

Well, I’m sorry to hear that.

9. This is a good plan.

It’s called REVENGE.

10. I love a nice father and son relationship.

I love you, Dad!

11. It’s gonna go one of two ways…

Either way will be worth it.

12. That’s very impressive.

I think you just got hired!

Have you seen any hilarious memes lately?

Well, don’t keep them all to yourself!

Share them with us in the comments! Thanks!

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Memes You’ll Appreciate if You Don’t Want to Work Today

Do you ever have one of those days?

You wake up, look at the clock, and say…”I don’t think I can do this today.”?

Of course, you do! We all do!

And, while we don’t want you to lose your job, we DO want you to take a short break and enjoy these funny memes.

Let’s go!

1. Daydreaming your life away.

Today could be the big day!

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2. Now what the hell am I supposed to do?

I didn’t sign up for doing actual work!

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3. I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

Nice try, though, boss.

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4. You might want to lay off the fancy drinks.

Those things are expensive!

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5. Getting a little bit closer every day.

Don’t test me!

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6. Act like you’re out of cell phone range!

What the heck are they calling you for today?

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7. Time for another crying break.

It’s your fourth one today!

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8. Busy work day, huh?

Sounds like you’re getting a lot done!

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9. And maybe don’t show up tomorrow, either?

This is what I call a power move.

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10. Sounds like you need a mental health day.

Or maybe a whole week…

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11. Can we wrap this up?

Are we almost done here?

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12. Time to weigh the pros and cons.

Get out the pen and paper!

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How about you?

Are you liking your job these days or are you totally over it?

Talk to us in the comments and give us a life update!

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Ice Cream Shop Delights Customers With Its Funny Signs

If you happen to find yourself in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, you need to stop by a place called B&G Milkyway.

Not only do they serve delicious ice cream, but they also come up with hilariously clever signs outside their establishment that the customers really seem to enjoy.

Enjoy these funny pics of their signs and try to eat as much ice cream as you can this summer!

1. The parents really aren’t gonna like that.

Their worst nightmare…

 

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2. I’m on board with this theory.

It’s true!

 

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3. Absolutely correct!

When are we gonna learn?!?!

 

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4. Try out the sauce.

You won’t regret it.

5. Words to live by.

Businesses…take notice…

My local ice cream shop needs to contact our bosses. from funny

6. We all wanna know.

So, what’s the answer…?

My local ice cream shop dairying to ask the meaty questions. from funny

7. I knew it!

You can’t trust anyone these days.

My local ice cream shop has been a phone scam front all along…. from memes

8. Just breathe.

Keep that in mind!

 

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9. Do they exist?

I sure hope so…

 

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10. Too cold for ice cream.

Hey, it happens up there in South Dakota.

 

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How about you?

Have you seen any funny signs when you’ve been out and about lately?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks!

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This is How the “American Food Section” Looks In Stores In Other Countries

Who knew?!?!

I sure didn’t!

What the hell am I talking about? Well, let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen.

I’m talking about the fact that a lot of other countries out there have whole sections dedicated to American foods in their stores. This is kind of blowing my mind right now!

And, because we aren’t seen as the healthiest folks on the planet, a lot of these American sections are filled with JUNK…which I guess makes sense.

Hey, who are we to argue with these foreign folks? We love to eat stuff that isn’t good for us!

Check out these pics of American food sections overseas.

1. This needs to make its way over here.

I could see this catching on…

2. And here’s a flip side…

We’re practically related, anyway…

3. A true American tradition.

Well, they’re not wrong about it.

4. You gotta love it!

Hey, don’t knock it until you try it.

5. A little taste of home.

When you find yourself across the pond.

6. Oh, now it’s on!

Pass the Lucky Charms!

7. It looks like Myanmar has a pretty good grasp on what we like.

I’m impressed!

8. That’s quite a selection.

What’s your poison?

9. Well, would you look at that!

Isn’t that adorable?

10. Give it all to me!

I’m a glutton for punishment.

11. That’s basically all we eat.

Trust me on this one…

Have you ever encountered “American food” when you’ve been in another country?

If so, tell us about it in the comments.

And share some pics too if you have them!

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Managers, You Should Be Careful Before You Send An Employee Home For a “Proper” Shave

A lot of companies that have public-facing or sanitary components also have rules and expectations regarding personal grooming habits. When you sign up to work there, you sign up for pressing your clothes or keeping your hair a certain length et al.

McDonald’s, apparently, likes you to have a neat face.

This kid showed up to work in the kitchen with just a bit of a five o’clock shadow. He was twenty and doesn’t believe it could have been offensive, but anyway his manager asked him to clock out and go home for a “proper” shave.

Another story from years ago at McDonald’s.

I turn up to my shift and am told a few minutes after clocking in that I don’t look presentable.

I worked kitchen and I was about 20 at the time, so after a couple of days of not shaving it could have been a “5pm stub” at most.

I’m told to go home and shave properly for my shift.

He took the manager’s words to heart, staying home long enough for a shower and a shave with the works – his face was perfectly hair-free when he returned (an hour later).

I go. I lived 5 minutes away.

I get in the shower, get a hot towel, shave carefully, I dry it off, put the hot towel on, apply the whole treatment – aftershave, lotion, etc make sure it’s perfect.

I turn up to work about an hour later.

His manager really didn’t have much to say, since having an argument about what was meant by a “proper” shave really wouldn’t have benefitted anyone (and presumably there were Big Macs to be made).

“Where have you been? What took you so long?”

“You told me to go back home and get a proper shave. I hope that’s better. ”

O_O

If you’re curious, no. McDonald’s doesn’t have an official dress code policy.

Dress Code – There was no policy in place that required a clean shave.

It would have meant discriminating against the Muslim employees who for religious reasons often grow long beards, or they would have to treat other employees to a different standard.

The policy was that if your facial hair is long enough you may have to wear hairnets which a lot of the other guys wore at work, but I wasn’t offered that solution, because screw me in particular.

It also helps that this kid was only 20 and didn’t really need the cash for the hour’s pay, and a bonus eff you that the manager had to man his station while he was gone.

Was I still on the clock? – No. I was told to clock out, go home and shave, so I did. The way I see it is I lost an hour at minimum wage, which amounted to about £3.33 after tax since I was under 21, so I lost about a beer’s worth of wages.

It being McDonalds they never schedule more than enough people, more likely just short of enough, so at his own wish my manager had to prep and cover my station for the hour while I was having the shower and shave I probably had to skip in the morning to get to work on time – again at his own wish. As you can imagine, the satisfaction was well worth the “tree fiddy”.

I did not protest, I did not plead for him to give me a hairnet.

I probably didn’t want to go to work to begin with, just had to, because bills.

I probably wished I could just call in sick, so when the manager authorised me to f**k off home for a bit more the guy was doing me a favor.

Ah, to be young and carefree again, right?

I miss being 20. Those were the days.

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Hilarious Memes to Help You Get Your Groove On

I sure am ready to get my groove on!

Or I’m ready to get it back, just like that lady Stella did in that one movie…are you old enough to remember that flick?

Either way, we’re gonna enjoy the hell out of these funny memes and they’re gonna make you smile, laugh, and maybe even weep with joy.

Yes, they’re that good…

1. You gotta love it!

That kid had it coming, big time.

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2. I see what you did there.

Inappropriate, but still funny.

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3. Technically, you followed the rules.

I wonder what he’s gonna say about this.

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4. It’s the hottest new TV show!

Check it out!

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5. Just blending into the background.

You don’t want to get in there too early.

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6. That second one was pretty rough, huh?

Laid up for a few days…

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7. Wow, that got dirty in a hurry.

I had no idea!

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8. That really hurts.

Suddenly I can’t breathe!

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9. You don’t wanna look dumb, do you?

I didn’t think so!

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10. I’m going as fast as I can!

This is always a high-pressure situation.

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11. Much higher than you thought it was gonna be.

That’s not good!

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12. What are you guys talking about?

Oh, just getting to know each other.

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13. This was an important day in history.

Where it all started.

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Have you seen any funny memes lately that you really enjoyed?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

Let’s see what you got!

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Some Older People Never Slow Down and Here Are Some Great Examples

Age ain’t nothin’ but a number, my friends!

And believe me when I say that a lot of old-timers out there these days are still going strong, living their best lives, and even doing cooler stuff than people half their age.

That’s why I personally believe that getting older is something to look forward to instead of dreading.

You can always be a kid at heart, whether you’re 10, 50, or 100-years-old.

Enjoy these pics because we think they are pretty inspiring.

1. Pokemon is for everyone!

Not just for those young folks.

The moment you realize Grandpa has been practicing Pokemon cards and kind of knows his shit… from gaming

2. This stuff belongs in a museum.

And she’s still as sharp as a tack!

This is my grandma and her 3rd weather book. She has recorded the weather every day where she lives for 30 years and is filling out the last year of the 3rd book. Not sure if it counts, but it counts in my eyes from nextfuckinglevel

3. They are stylin’ and profilin’.

I wouldn’t mess with them if I were you…

I got a pair of circle rim shades but my girlfriend didn’t like them. So I gave them to my grandmother and then all her friends bought matching pairs. Now they look like they’re about to drop the hottest album of 2017. from funny

4. She’s a total bada**.

She’s in better shape than most people I know!

My grandmother turned 100 last Oct., this is her doing the plank for 30 seconds. from pics

5. This lady is awesome!

And she still likes to have a good time!

My friend’s grandma just turned 103. For her birthday he took her to the casino, to an all you can eat crab place, and then he took her to get her first tattoo. from pics

6. There’s no doubt he won.

He’s still a party animal!

This 86 year old man challenged me to a pole dancing contest while at happy hour, he won. from funny

7. Let’s revisit the past.

He hasn’t forgotten a thing.

My grandpa showing us the place he lived as a child in google earth VR, telling us stories of all the buildings and areas. from aww

8. The best license plate I’ve ever seen.

She knows it, too…

Get it granny. from funny

9. Let’s hit the open road.

Get out of her way!

Yesterday I took my Grandmother on her first bike ride in 59 years, I need a new word for awesome. from pics

10. He was a natural!

And I bet he wasn’t phased one bit.

I went skydiving with my 83 year old grandpa today! from pics

11. Get out there and enjoy yourself.

This guy definitely is!

My 87-year-old Grandpa learned how to scuba dive in the past year so he could visit the shipwrecks in Palau (he’s a huge WWII history buff) and posed with his local newspaper. I’m so proud of him! from pics

12. Can’t stop, won’t stop!

I wonder how long she held it for…

Now it’s your turn to show us some pics!

In the comments, share some photos of older folks living it up!

Maybe it’s your grandma, your dad, or maybe it’s YOU!

Thanks a lot!

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Some Folks Who Use Craigslist Are Insane. Here’s the Proof.

Do you ever browse Craigslist ads where people are selling stuff?

It can be an easy rabbit hole to fall into because you get everything on there: the good, the bad, and the ugly…

Read on to see some prime examples.

1. I wonder how long this sat out there…

It might even still be there…

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2. Here’s the story…

There’s a lot of information to process here.

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3. Wow! It’s vintage!

Don’t miss out on this great opportunity!

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4. If you love the crust, this deal is for you.

You get the sauce, too.

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5. Definitely stylish and classy.

How could you possibly deny these?

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6. A really good deal.

And they just dropped the price!

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7. This looks very familiar…

Is Fred Flintstone around here somewhere…?

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8. I’ll take it!

I don’t even need to see it in person.

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9. Innovative and necessary.

Are you gonna take the plunge?

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10. I think you might have some other problems on your hand.

You might need a new engine soon…

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11. Hmmmm. This is interesting.

Anybody gonna make this deal happen?

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12. This is how you really mix drinks.

Forget about the old ways!

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What are some of the weirdest ads you’ve seen on Craiglist or other places where people sell stuff?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know.

Thanks a million, friends!

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