This Girl’s ‘Netflix and Chill’ Date Gone Wrong is Full of Twists and Turns

Let’s face it: dating is tough. Many people turn to online dating to meet new people, and while this turns out well in many cases, there are also plenty of cases that turn out… weird.

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A fella named Xavier was gracious enough to take to Twitter and share this riveting story of his female friend’s recent “Netflix and Chill” adventure. Buckle up for this story…it’s time to let Xavier take over.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wow, now I’m exhausted. I think I need a nap…

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28 Memes About History That Are Better Than a College Education

Go ahead and learn all about history the old-fashioned way. Read book after book, show up to that 8 am for yet another pop quiz by your professor who looks like Jeff Goldblum. Or, you could have an infinitely better time scrolling through these memes. I know I’m a lot more likely to remember Julius Caesar through dank memeage than an over-priced textbook.

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Charlie Chaplin Started the “Distracted Boyfriend” Meme in 1922

One of the most popular memes this year is the “Distracted Boyfriend” meme. There was a solid month or so where it was being widely shared in its various iterations all over social media.

In case you’ve somehow missed it, it’s a meme that’s based on this stock photo of a young man who clearly has eyes for other women, even though he’s out with his girlfriend.

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Once Twitter got a hold of the image and it was only a matter of time until they turned it into a huge assortment of hilarity.

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It’s pretty much used as a meme to make fun of someone’s inability to resist a given distraction.

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Recently, however, one highly observant movie buff made a rather remarkable discovery – this meme has apparently been around since the 1920s!

It was first pioneered by none other than Charlie Chaplin, in the 1922 silent film Pay Day.

Film writer Peter Goldberg even posted a still from the movie as proof, and its similarity to “Distracted Boyfriend” is pretty uncanny.

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Naturally, it didn’ take long until Twitter turned it into a meme of its own.

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Check out the full clip below to witness the birth of a meme that was clearly way ahead of its time:

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There’s Actually an Oreo Cookie Club and Yes, You Can Join

With the exception of thin Oreos, I’m pretty much a purist when it comes to this favorite cookie. The thin Oreos have a tendency make me feel like I’m being “smart”, and Halloween Oreos, the orange ones, I swear taste better than any of the other colors.

If you’re not a purist about Oreos, though, and totally into all of the different wacky flavors Nabisco squeezes into America’s favorite store-bought cookie, then this subscription box is going to be just for you.

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The Cookie Club boxes ship out with a decorated box filled with two snacks, a recipe card, and an Oreo-inspired gift. The January box contained cinnamon Oreos (color me intrigued), chocolate hazelnut Oreos, Oreo hot cocoa mix, Oreo socks, and a recipe for cinnamon Oreo mug cake.

The subscription can be purchased through Amazon in a 3, 6, or 12-month package and, at $20 a month, costs more than simply buying yourself cookies (obvs). That said, if you’ve got an adventurous Oreo-lover in your life, what could possibly be a better gift?

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Happy dunking!

h/t: Mental_Floss

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14 Things You Shouldn’t Knock Until You Try

“Don’t knock it ’til you try it.” It’s a phrase we’ve all heard at least once in our lives. We could all learn a thing or two from these people. So maybe you can try some new things after reading this article, mmmmmkay?

1. Okay…

“Soy sauce in mashed potatoes. Be careful not to overdo it, but it can be a game changer. A little sour cream or cheese and you got yourself a one way ticket to Flavortown.”

2. One of my favorite activities

“Going to the movies alone.”

3. Live a little

“Listening to different genres of music every now and then that you are not familiar with or don’t particularly like. You may come across something that you love.”

4. Sounds soothing

“Sensory Deprivation Chamber. A lot of people think of it as only a mental therapy but I found it better than a massage.”

5. Delicious

“The mixed drink known as a “Lunchbox.” Pour a can of cheap beer into a tall glass, top it off with orange juice, and add a shot or so of amaretto. Every friend I’ve told about it said it sounds gross, but every one of them loved it when I made them one.”

6. Get on the mat

“Yoga. Especially if you are active and old.”

7. A unique combination

“I had a friend in college who insisted pizza rolls and reddi-whip was the sh-t. We decided to humor him and try it, disgusting. We called him out on his bullsh*t and he ate the rest of the 40 pizza rolls we made all with whipped cream on top. I still can’t tell if he actually enjoyed them or was just playing the long con.”

8. Everyone’s doing it

“Online dating.

I used to be one of those people who wanted to meet the love of my life organically and only downloaded a dating app when I wasn’t down for a serious commitment.

Ironically, that’s how I met my boyfriend. We lived two blocks away from each other growing up, attended the same high school, rode the same bus, were in the same club, and shared a ton of close mutual friends. We had every opportunity to meet organically, but it took Tinder to bring us together.”

9. Out of this world

“Dungeons and Dragons. As a kid I hated the thought of even trying it because of the negative connotations that went along with being a “geek”, but as I got older I slowly started to look into it more. Found some friends of mine who played it, made a character and started a campaign with them… then I became obsessed. I’d never had more fun in my life! Nothing had taken me by storm like that before, and now a year and a bit later I DM games for coworkers who I introduce it to and I am still playing in that campaign! It’s an out of this world experience.”

10. Now I’m starving

“Peanut butter on pancakes. I lived in Texas and my friend had it and thought it was weird. Tried it and it was awesome but when I tell people to try it they give me the same weird look.”

11. Phobias

“Scuba diving. I’ve been terrified of the ocean ever since my step dad took me canoeing in it and we flipped over on a coral reef, got cut up and burned pretty bad from fire coral.

However, one day I was like screw it I’m gonna scuba dive because I had money, And so I started the certification and was pretty nervous getting into it but, 5 dives later I loved it.

Soon after I went to Guam on a work trip and got my advanced cert there, did some wreck diving and night dives. And just wow, it can be such an amazing experience and felt even more incredible when I overcame my fear of the ocean.”

12. Joke’s on you!

“A few of dashes of Tabasco in an espresso. Someone tried to prank me with a spicy espresso once, turns out it’s delicious.”

13. I can attest to this one

“Grilled peanut butter and jelly. It’s a pb and j cooked like a grilled cheese. You are welcome in advance.”

14. You’re missin’ out

“I know people who won’t try sushi because of how it looks. You poor souls…”

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This Guy Perfectly Recited ‘Shrek’ and the Internet is in Love with Him

In case you’re looking for someone to bring along on your next road trip, you might want to consider this guy.

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TJ Karras was on a road trip with his sister and parents when he decided to alleviate the boredom by reciting an entire scene from the animated film Shrek, complete with perfect impressions. Karras’ sister tweeted a video of the performance and it quickly went viral. Here is the man, the myth, the legend, in action.


TJ said: “I’ve always imitated Shrek scenes and quoted lines since I was younger, so their voices are easier to remember. As far as memorizing it all, I owe that to the amount of times I’ve watched it!”

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People on Twitter showered Karras with praise.

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Get this man an agent immediately.

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These 20 Pictures Are Sure to Bring a Smile to Your Face

Stop whatever you’re doing right now and take a smile break. You deserve it.

These should do the trick!

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These 14 Texts from Husbands and Boyfriends Will Make You Giggle

Turns out, guys can be pretty funny sometimes. Well, at least these boyfriends and husbands can be.

Check out these funny tweets that ladies shared about their beloved gentlemen.

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15 People Share The Moment They Thought They Were Going To Die

Have you ever said to yourself, “This is where I die?” Perhaps a close call with death that was a little too close and scared the hell out of you?

These 15 people did, and they share their stories below.

1. Bike accident

“It was in the mid-1980s. Riding a bicycle to work during the morning rush hour. Two lanes in the same direction, speed limit is 35. A woman pulls ahead of me and turns right. Her bumper hooked my front tire and I flew off the bike into traffic. My life did not flash before my eyes but I remember thinking, “I really don’t want to die right now!” I heard tires squealing and popped up to get out of the road.

The woman stopped about 20 feet down the road, got out of her car and said, “Did I hit you?” I could only numbly shake my head yes. Her response was a sing-song “Sorry”. She got back in her car and drove off. I had landed on my left elbow and left hip. It was about a month before I could walk without pain.”

2. Wear a helmet

“When I crashed my motorcycle on the Long Island Expressway going 65 MPH. As I flew over the handle bars I said to myself “well, it’s been a good life”. Wear a helmet tough guys.”

3. Again, wear a helmet

“I was wearing a helmet which saved my life. I had a sore neck and shoulders and some cuts on my chin. I rolled off the guy’s trunk within inches of the cars in the next lane, but fortunately nobody hit me. I was one lucky SOB. My bike was caught in mid air between the car behind me and the idiot in front who slammed on his brakes, which is why the accident happened. My bike was totaled.”

4. Saved himself

“15 years old working at a Dunkin’ Donuts. Choked on a strawberry sprinkled donut. Performed self Heimlich maneuver.”

5. On the beach

“I was in Peru on the beach alone and some guys walking towards me with machetes and bandanas…not off to a great start. After they robbed me they ripped my shirt off and the leader rested his machete on my shoulder. Then they just walked away.

Life’s a little brighter every day now folks.”

6. Lyme disease

“Came down with Lyme complete with rash and fever. Got antibiotics and 12 hours later came down with a severe migraine and painful, stiff neck, and severe vertigo, and couldn’t remember where I was. I don’t know how I didn’t die but at the time I thought I was going to and just accepted it.”

7. Sandwich

“Was home alone and choked on a bite of sandwich. Couldn’t inhale, exhale, or cough for about 30 seconds before it dislodged. Seriously thought I was going to die alone eating a sandwich.”

8. Somehow walked away

“Was in the passenger seat of a GMC Chevy Trailblazer that was traveling at 90+ mph when someone pulled out in front of us and stopped. Brakes locked up, she snatched the wheel. The moment the tires left the pavement as we started our first flip, I remember thinking ‘f-ck, this is it.’

We ended up on the roof, I had to climb back into the truck to drag the driver out as the ceiling was filling with gas.

I somehow walked away with only a few scratches from crawling out of the glass.”

9. Stroke

“When I had a stroke/TIA. I had just finished a workout and was standing next to the row machine, my leg started to feel weak and I collapsed. My wife, ran over, I could barely talk, whole left side of my face was drooping, I could lift my left arm but not work my hands. Luckily it passed in 10-15 seconds, went to the hospital found out I have a PFO (hole in your heart) which is probably how the clot got through. They said I won the lottery since chances are so small for that to happen.”

10. Hurricane

“August 13, 2004, at approximately 3:15 PM. I was living in Port Charlotte, FL, less than a mile from the gulf coast. Hurricane Charlie had made landfall, and the eye was passing over my house. I was in the bath tub, in a mason block brick house. And I could feel the entire house moving. I could feel the pressure changing. I heard destruction all around as the storm tore through the area, while the radio warned anyone in the area listening to hunker down.

I sat there waiting for the house to collapse on me. My only hope was that they found my body quickly so my mother wouldn’t have to worry long if I had survived or not, because I knew any moment would be my last.

Then, the eye passed directly over. It was calm, peaceful, still. The destruction outside my home is difficult to describe, even all these years later.”

11. Explosion

“I got blown up.

I’m a volunteer firefighter and at a house fire, there was some kind of an explosion (likely a smoke explosion from what we could tell).

We had been there quite some time, well past the point where a backdraft would be possible…but suddenly something wasn’t sitting right with me about the situation.

My partner and I were standing on the front stairs to the house. I looked at her and told her to “pack up”. She asked why and I said “I don’t like the look of this.”

I got my mask on and was on air, turned back around and there was a wall of orange rushing towards me.

It was an explosion. It blew me out of the front door where I was standing and down the steps.

I stand 6’1 and weighed about 280 lbs at the time.

All I remember is I was looking up at the sky after having just been standing on the stairs.

I was ok for the first few minutes, but after I walked away and was alone with my thoughts, I started trembling and shaking, realizing that I came moments away from quite possibly being horribly injured or killed.

I don’t know why my gut instinct told me to put my pack on, but I am so glad it did.”

12. Bad mixture

“Used to eat peanut butter and raisins mixed together as a snack. Just spoonfuls of the mixture into my mouth. One day it got stuck down my throat. It somehow blocked me from getting air through my nose or mouth and it literally felt like several needles had embedded themselves into my throat. It wouldn’t budge no matter how much I tried to work my throat.
Panic set in and my heart felt like it would explode from pounding so hard.

When the black spots started dancing over my vision my exact thought was, “This is such a stupid way to die.” Somehow, the peanut butter glob slid down my throat far enough to suck in air through my nose, and if you can imagine it, I literally had to work my neck like a chicken to make the rest of the glob move down.I haven’t eaten the peanut butter raisin mixture in about 7 years and I never will again.”

13. Close call

“Driving on my old Camaro on the interstate on the left lane, I go over this long tall bridge, traffic is backed up and the line of cars ends up at the bottom of the bridge.

I’m the last car of the traffic jam, I look in the rearview mirror an 18 wheeler is coming up behind me pretty fast, brakes locked, from where I am I can see the smoke and the jitter of the cab as he’s sliding, concrete divider on the left cars on the right, no way out… as I’m getting ready to brace for impact traffic starts to move, the truck didn’t need to stop but it got really close to my rear bumper.”

14. Vietnam

“1969. Vietnam. In a bunker. Next year it will be 50 years, yet I still think of it each night before I go to sleep.”

15. On the mountain

“Snowboarding when I was 18. Took a nasty fall, my elbow hit my gut knocked the wind outta me. Kept snowboarding for an hour as my gut still hurt. Brother drove me to the emergency room. Got me on the operating table and had to take a shit. Hot nurse gets my carharts off puts a bed pan under me. Two minutes later I go blind and tell the nurse. She says “your spleen is lacerated, you’re in shock and your body is shutting down.” Then yells for a dose of epinephrin and says “we’re losing him!”

“thats cool” came out of my mouth. This is when I knew this might be my finale. Handled it like a champ.

Doctor later told me had I showed up 10-15 minutes later they woulda lost me. Yikes.

That hot nurse who put a bed pan under me? Couple days later was on morphine and I hit on her. Told her that the fiance didn’t love her as much as I would.”

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We Can’t Help But Laugh At These 16 Embarrassing Stories

Few things are more universal than embarrassment. No matter how cool someone seems, at one point or another in their life, they’ve probably been mortified.

Even though it’s awful in the moment, know that we’re all laughing!

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