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15+ Memes That’ll Make Any Pregnant Woman Laugh or Cry (Depending on Her Hormones)

Hey fellas: while we may go around thinking that we maybe have some idea of what it’s like to be pregnant, the truth is that we haven’t got a single damn clue.

The ladies in our lives go through weird body hell while they’re carrying a bun in the oven, and though it’s impossible for us to really get it, these tweets might at least give us a hint about what they’re going through.

And ladies – these tweets are by you and for you.

1. LOL

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2. Killer

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3. No longer needed

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4. You’re definitely pregnant

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5. Hahaha

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6. Not funny at all

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7. Not how it works, sorry

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8. Uh oh

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9. It’s real, y’all

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10. That’s lame

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11. Must be it

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12. Pregnancy boobs

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13. F^%$*&!

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14. Cut him out

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15. Lazy babies

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16. She knows all about it

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17. Never again

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18. Social media, pregnancy style

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19. Let’s go!

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20. Yeah, not a good idea

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Let’s all give the pregnant ladies in our lives a little break, okay?

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Apparently, Smelling Your Partner’s… Gas… Could Help You Live Longer

In today’s edition of adorable but also disgusting news, scientists have determined that smelling your partner’s… gaseous emissions (aka farts)… may just help you live longer.

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A study in the journal Medicinal Chemistry Communications showed that exposure to hydrogen sulfide, the same gas you that pass, can help ward off mitochondrial damage that causes various health problems.

Researcher Dr. Mark Wood said, “Although hydrogen sulfide is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero.”

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The study showed that exposure to hydrogen sulfide in small amounts can help reduce the risk of strokes, heart attacks, and cancer. Another researcher spoke about how the team created a new compound called AP39 that they believe will help the body produce the right amount of hydrogen sulfide and that the compound can be delivered to certain cells. Matt Whiteman said:

“When cells become stressed by disease, they draw in enzymes to generate minute quantities of hydrogen sulfide. This keeps the mitochondria ticking over and allows cells to live. If this doesn’t happen, the cells die and lose the ability to regulate survival and control inflammation.

We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria. Our results indicate that if stressed cells are treated with AP39, mitochondria are protected and cells stay alive.”

Now that you’re armed with this information, you know what you have to do…

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10+ Things That Mid-1990s Babies Will Instantly Remember

Ahhhhh, those were the days. I remember that era so well (even if I am a couple of years older than that generation. The mid-90s were a pretty wild time, and these photos brought all kinds of nostalgia to me.

1. Silly Bandz and Livestrong FTW

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2. Cool tech!

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3. You remember the early days of MySpace, Instagram, and Facebook

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4. The dreaded overheads got REPLACED

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5. Old tech

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6. Accessorize!

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7. Fun on the computer

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8. Neopets v Webkinz

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9. Vintage games!

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10. Early mp3 players

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11. Quality Disney shows

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12. Bring it back!

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13. Polyvore, anyone?

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14. You could do both of these if you wanted to

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15. Oh, LimeWire…

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Do you remember?!?!

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This Woman Finally Got the ‘Smoking Hot Body’ She Always Wanted… In Her Obituary

If you’re fortunate enough to live a long life, one long enough that you can actually plan for your passing away, do yourself a favor and write your own obituary.

If you need more convincing, take the example of Sybil Marie Hicks. She wrote her own obituary shortly before she died on February 2, and it is absolutely hilarious.

Hicks started the obituary by saying, “It hurts me to admit it…but I, Mrs. Ron Hicks from Baysville, have passed away.”

She also called her husband a “Horse’s Ass” and joked about her children who she says she “tolerated over the years.”

But Ms. Hicks saved the best line for herself: “I finally have the smoking hot body I have always wanted. Having been cremated.”

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Zing!

Hicks also talked about a “Dorothy” now taking care of her husband, but some think it was just another example of the late woman’s sense of humor.

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Hicks’ obituary rightfully went viral and her daughter commented on the attention.

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Man, this lady was hilarious.

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20 Photos That Prove Just How Doomed the American Education System Is

Reader beware: these posts by our fellow Americans are so cringeworthy they might well make you cry. Seriously, they are painful.

You’ve been warned.

1. Called out by Mother

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2. What does it all mean?

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3. Yeah, I don’t think this happened

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4. Let it sink in

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5. Not sure what that means

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6. We have a scientist here

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7. Hmmm

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8. Prove me wrong!

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9. Overdoing it

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10. Nice try

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11. Wrong year, too

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12. SMH

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13. That damn flue

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14. OMG

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15. Celebrity shocker!

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16. This is incredible

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17. You spent all day on this?

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18. FACT

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19. Nope

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20. Evolution

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We live in frightening times, friends…

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15+ Memes That’ll Make You Laugh If You’ve Ever Had to Plan a Wedding

As a happily married man, I can tell you that planning a wedding can be an insane experience. My wife and I actually opted out of the big fancy ceremony and just did something intimate with close family and friends.

If you’re hitched, these memes will speak to you and possibly cause you to have some flashbacks.

1. Find the happy medium

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2. Hazards

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3. Ehhhhhh

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4. Class it up

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5. FAIL

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6. Great idea!

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7. Just fine

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8. Let’s try that again

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9. This is what I’m looking for

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10. Now you can relax

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11. Go for it!

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12. You’ll see

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13. It’s back on!

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14. Which one is it?

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15. All good

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16. Nice work

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17. Dream girl

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18. What about me?

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19. You know this is gonna happen

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20. What happened?

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Mom, this might be the year…

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10+ Dogs Who Are Very, Very Good Boys Indeed

Dogs are too good for this world. They love us unconditionally, and they’re always ready to cheer us up with a puppy kiss and a wagging tail.

All the dogs in these photos are very good boys (and girls). As a matter of fact, they’re all PERFECT.

1. Safety first

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2. Me, too

3. Excellent angles

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4. Just like magic

5. Nice to see you!

6. Morning routine

7. I’ll keep him

8. Looks like Bo Jackson

9. LOL

10. Hahahaha

11. Comfort dog

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12. Thanks dad

13. Bath time

14. Time to cry

15. Well trained

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I want all of these dogs to live in my house with me…or since there’s not enough room I can sleep outside…

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Check Out This Hilarious Tumblr Thread About What Angels Really Look Like

Tumblr is a very diverse community – you’ve got posts of all kinds from questions blogs and poetry to hilarious stories and/or users just going off the rails theorizing about stuff.

Take this thread for example. It started off innocuous enough, but quickly turned into a hilarious discussion of what angels not only look like but also how humans might react to seeing them.

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These depictions are very different in some ways, almost as if people couldn’t really explain what they were seeing. But it’s these next folks who really kick it up a notch.

RUN!

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Yep, accurate.

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Hilarious!!

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If Mary’s there, then all is safe.

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God’s got jokes! Thank goodness for Tumblr, otherwise, I would have felt odd screaming at an angel.

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20 of the Greatest Tinder Profiles We’ve Ever Seen

You’ve gotta spend a LOT of time on dating apps before you find someone you’d actually consider meeting up with. On the other side of that, it also takes more effort than ever to get noticed and stand out from the crowd.

If you’re lucky, you’ll come across some folks like these with funny and unique profiles.

1. Some kind words

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2. Sense of humor is a must

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3. Get it?

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4. Judy!

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5. She’s a gem

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6. That’s weird?

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7. Ouch

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8. Don’t mess with her

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9. Hey o!

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10. Pros and cons

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11. What a gentleman

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12. Reviews

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13. What to expect

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14. All sound like good options

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15. Needs a new companion

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16. Bless her heart

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17. LOL

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18. Not smelly

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19. You got Rick rolled

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20. No nudes

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Are you looking for love? Any luck?

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This ‘Driving In’ Meme Is an Instant, Hilarious Classic

Every now and then, a meme hits the internet and instantly becomes a classic. The “Driving In” meme is the latest example of this. The premise is simple enough: use emojis and fake billboards to show what it’s like driving in your city or state.

This is why Twitter was invented, people.

1. Gators!

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2. I don’t like the looks of this one

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3. Strippers!

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4. Now I need a hot dog

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5. You better go to church…or else

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6. Very true

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7. The Bible Belt

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8. Cold…and lots of deer

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9. Pull over for Dunkies

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10. Twisters and Toby Keith

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11. The worst

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12. Pretty much

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13. Gridlock

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14. Wait a second…

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15. On point

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16. Ears of corn everywhere

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17. Lots of activity

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18. Mormon influence

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19. Such an odd state

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20. Nice and quiet

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You got one of your own you can share?

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