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She Complained Her Cards Against Humanity Pack Didn’t Include Glitter – So CAH Unleased All Glittery Hell

Cards Against Humanity is card-based party game for adults that’s become famous for its racy, obscene jokes? The company behind the cards is also famous for its generally irreverent sense of humor, and they recently gave a customer a major lesson in being careful what you wish for.

Last year the company released a “Pride Pack”, which let buyers add glitter to their purchase. Who doesn’t love glitter!? It became so widely popular, the company ran out of glitter before all orders where filled.

Buyer Kait Johnson wasn’t having it when she she discovered she was missing the sparkle. What would any glitter enthusiast do at this point? Contact the company, of course.

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Their response is perfect:

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Later, a small envelope arrives.

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With a wee amount of glitter.

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And a hilarious note.

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But Cards Against Humanity didn’t stop there. Another LARGER envelope arrived!

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Kait decided this still wasn’t enough to sate her glitter obsession.

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Careful what you wish for…

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Soon after a large box arrived.

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With 5 POUNDS of GLITTER!

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This was too much for the sparkle queen.

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And Cards Against Humanity got the last word.

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Be careful what you wish for!

 

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15 Wives Who Are Definitely Doing Marriage Right

Marriage is a lifelong commitment to another person and it should tell you something that the other institution requiring you to get committed is the loony bin. Simply put, life with another person can make you crazy, so a good sense of humor is absolutely essential if you’re gonna survive.

These ladies definitely have the right idea. Check out what they’re up to, and tip your cap to them while you’re at it.

1. Stirrin’ up the drama!

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2. Thanks for the help

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3. She nailed it

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4. Can we talk about this tomorrow?

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5. Great gal

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6. Life is good

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7. That’s me!

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8. Now are you paying attention?

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9. I like this

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10. She got to the coffee machine

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11. Doing her part

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12. Hahaha

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13. The future looks bright

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14. A real keeper

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15. I’m unclear

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#Winning

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10+ Secrets About Men That Women Probably Don’t Know

I’m always amazed when my female friends complain to me about how difficult men are to understand. Maybe it’s just because I just live it every day, but I’ve never had a hard time understanding another guy. It wasn’t until I got married that I finally gained perspective on just how different a day in the life of a man is compared to a woman.

It turns out there’s a whole lot about being a guy that women have no idea about – but not anymore, courtesy of these gentlemen of Reddit:

1. Men like our hair however we wear it. There is no need to ask a million times.

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2. Keep the compliments coming, ladies!

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3. My heart just burst. Cuddle your man!

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4. Is there any other way?

5. Direct communication.

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6. They truly have a mind of their own.

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7. There’s no need to feel like men are hiding something.

8. So sweet!

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9. Man, that sucks!

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10. Men are fixers so give a heads up!

11. Patience is key.

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12. We all show our emotions differently.

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There you have it, ladies. Keep it simple, communicate directly, and be concerned for their junk. Easy peasy!

 

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10+ of the Funniest Things Kids Said in 2018

Kids are such an endless treasure trove of ridiculous, random things, that I think sometimes that’s half the reason some people have them at all.

These little whippersnappers might have a career in comedy if they play their cards right.

1. Should’ve filmed it

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2. What a coincidence

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3. Little trickster

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4. Blew his mind

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5. That’s a lot

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6. They’re real?!?

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7. Probably

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8. For sale

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9. That’s not good

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10. Why?

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11. Bet that was quite a surprise

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12. Sunscream

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13. Sounds like a hoot

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14. Not gonna happen

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15. It’ll get there

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C’mon, you LOL’d, didn’t you?

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15 Dogs Who Are Working Hard to Make an Honest Living

Dogs are man’s best friend, but they need to earn a living too, okay? Well, some of them do at least.

Take a look at these guys and gals. I’d say they’re all doing a SPECTACULAR job.

1. Staff Morale Officer

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2. On the case

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3. Can I help you?

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4. Law enforcement

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5. He sniffs out diseased beehives #scientist

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6. The mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota!

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7. Developing video games

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8. Working at the grocery store

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9. Leading cattle out of a flood

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10. Sword salesman

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11. Referee!

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12. Breadfruit? Durien? Anyone know?

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13. This is the best

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14. The job site

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15. Good boy!

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We all better work a little harder before these pooches steal all our jobs…

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American Kids Are Starting to Sound British After Watching Too Much ‘Peppa Pig’

It’s a pretty well-known fact by now that young kids love Peppa Pig. Like, a LOT.

The popular children’s show debuted in 2004, and has steadily taken over the world by indoctrinating the world’s children ever since.

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But American parents have noticed lately that there’s been one strange consequence of their kids’ watching lots and lots of Peppa Pig.

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As strange as it sounds, parents in the U.S. are noticing that their little ones are developing British accents from watching Peppa Pig.

And this guy isn’t alone. Look at all these other folks who are also experiencing the same phenomenon.

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Roberto Rey Agudo, language program director of the department of Spanish and Portuguese at Dartmouth College, says the British accents are weirdly prevalent among kids in the U.S. “in part because Peppa Pig has been such a phenomenon with the 2 to 5-year-old crowd and it’s considered cute, whereas I don’t know what other shows have that kind of currency right now.”

I wonder why this didn’t happen with Mr. Belvedere when I was a kid…

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These #10YearChallenge Photos Show What a Different 10 Years Really Makes

Did you participate in the #10YearChallenge? I know a lot of people who did, and it was honestly fascinating to see! It’s crazy to see how much your friends have changed over the last decade… plus a few possible vampires lucky few who seem to have stayed eternally youthful.

So, how did 10 years change you?

1. Yep. I feel that.

2. Getting MORE awesome.

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3. Working out paid off.

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4. Ditching the emo.

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5. Aging like a garbage can

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6. Did Pharrell get younger?

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7. WOW! She hasn’t changed a bit!

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8. From karate instructor to actor.

9. Really she’s 70 years older.

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10. Same hair, same face, more facial hair.

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But some found the 10 years to be more…um…well, keep going.

How did your 10 years pan out?

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If You’re a Nurse, These Memes Were Made For You

Nurses are some of the hardest working people in the world, and absolutely among the unsung heroes of our society. I’ve been fortunate enough to only ever have had one extended stay in a hospital (as a visitor, thankfully), and I can’t imagine how awful it would have been without the care and hard work that the nursing staff put in.

That’s why it’s so important for nurses to get a  good laugh once in a while, which is where these memes come in.

1. Good night and good luck

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2. Tell me all about it

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3. And you look great!

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4. Now or never

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5. Uh huh…

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6. Hang on, I’m gonna puke

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7. Top of your game

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8. Does this work?

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9. Trust issues

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10. Avoid the sun

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11. Makes sense

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12. You sure about that?

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13. And now?

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14. Just like that

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15. You’re done

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16. You’re still alive, shut up

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17. And…done!

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18. Please never come back

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19. You got the touch

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20. The boss

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Let’s all give the nurses in our lives a high-five for all the hard work they do!

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Lotto Winner Shows Up to Collect His Winnings Wearing a ‘Scream’ Mask

A lot of people may not know this, but every state has different laws about whether or not a lottery winner is allowed to remain anonymous. I’m not really sure why that is, because I know I certainly wouldn’t want the whole world knowing who I am and what I look like if I’d just won a fat stack of cash.

This lottery winner from Jamaica had the right idea when he showed up to claim a prize worth $1.17 million (U.S.) wearing the famous Ghostface mask from the Scream movies.

Legendary.

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The man’s name was released, but A. Campbell was determined to keep his face hidden from the public…probably a good idea. Campbell said the win has caused some issues: “My head hurt me for three days because I was thinking so much. [Wondering] if what I’ve been longing for really come true. I had a belly ache for two weeks, sometimes I feel so much pain I forgot that I had won.”

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The big winner said he’s now on the hunt for a new house.

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Congrats Mr. Campbell! Spend it wisely…

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15 Hilarious Tweets About Random Sounds

The world is full of sounds – some pleasant like the singing of a bird on a summer’s day, and others less pleasant like the screeching of a mother-in-law on a winter’s eve.

These tweets are all about random sounds we hear. And they’re all funny.

1. I love the last one

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2. Not a smart idea

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3. Who am I?

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4. Silent treatment

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5. Sounds great!

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6. The whole shebang

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7. WTF?

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8. That does not sound pleasant

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9. Background music

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10. It’ll go away

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11. I’m gonna puke

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12. UGH

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13. That flute, tho

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14. OH F*CK

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15. The worst sound ever

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Wait a second…did you just hear that…?

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