11 People Who Have No Clue How Female Anatomy Works

Funny thing about the internet: it allows you to become famous not only for being great but also for being truly, epically, horrifically bad.

Take these bozos for example: their claim to infamy is having NO CLUE how the female body works. I mean, seriously, did they never take biology?

1. (Oris) it?

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2. Oh shut up and go to bed, Philip!

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3. She’s not wrong… but he definitely is.

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4. This is actually true. People were scared AF of trains.

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5. Not even with the tiniest “probe”

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6. Pro tip. You should def try it sometime.

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7. That escalated at lightning speed!

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8. Imagine having to sit next to anybody who actually believes this?

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9. But testosterone is cool, right bro?

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10. I wonder how much cow pee this guy has consumed…

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11. #toodumbforlife

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Faith in humanity NOT restored.

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March 7, 2019

Men Open Up about ‘Dude Stuff’ that Women Don’t Know About

When they say “Women are from Venus, men are from Mars,” it really means that each gender has such a different experience of life that there are things they’ll simply never understand about each other.

This group of guys decided to share all the “dude” stuff to shed some light on why they spend time alone or why touching the top of a doorframe is so damn important!

1. Women do the same thing…

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2. Sup, man

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3. Urinal 101

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4. Toss it here!

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5. Might want to rethink that towel

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6. Everyone needs a little alone time

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7. Zipper problems

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8. Reach high!

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9. Ouch!

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10. Please just pick a place! #hangry

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11. Morning aerobics

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12. Shake and dance, it’s still in your pants

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13. Boobies

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So, ladies. Don’t sweat the small stuff!

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March 7, 2019

When His Ex Sent Him an Apology Letter, He Graded It and Sent It Back

There’s nothing worse than being cheated on. It really hurts, and that’s why anyone who’s ever been cheated on loves a good revenge tale. Well, settle in because this one is GOOD.

Nick Lutz, a student at the University of Central Florida, ended his eight-month relationship with the lady in question after he found her suspiciously hiding the names of other guys in her phone. When he also blocked her on social media, she decided to write him a four-page letter trying to win him back.

Instead of grabbing his notepad and writing her back, he grabbed a red pen and started to grade the letter.

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He didn’t spare any punches, beginning with a critique of her formatting choices:

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He also went in on her spelling mistakes and lack of citations:

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Additionally, he took her to task for her excessive use of fillers:

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Ultimately, he gave her a D- (though he did give the option of revision for half credit):

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Nick’s ex apparently took the grade gracefully and chose not to revise.

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Unfortunately, she ended up having a change of heart and reported him to UCF for disruptive conduct and cyberbullying, for which he was suspended.

He ended up having to get an attorney to appeal the suspension, which he eventually won.

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Legendary.

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March 7, 2019

10 Hilarious Tumblr Posts That Delighted and Terrified All of Us

I visit Tumblr religiously every day, because people on Tumblr post the most random things. A lot of those things are instantly relatable to me, so I figured I’d share some with you:

1. I wonder what his apartment looks like…

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2. Tanks for the memories

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3. Dat ass!

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4. That escalated quickly!

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5. But how?

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6. So would that be another way to lose your virginity?

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7. That’s how you get dead

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8. How prehistoric of you…

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9. Everything about this is scary and fantastic. More please.

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10. At least you’re motivated

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You’re welcome.

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March 6, 2019

20 Hilarious Tinder Profiles Created by One Man (Before He Got Banned From Tinder)

Back in my single days, having just a single Tinder profile was honestly exhausting so I can’t even imagine how someone could create/keep up with more than that. And yet this guy clearly doesn’t think so, and also probably has wayyy too much time on his hands.

Tinder use Jake made more than 30 profiles on the dating app before Tinder finally banned him for good.

I really hope at least one of these got him a date.

1. Here are the chances

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2. A sweet poem

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3. It’s worth it

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4. That should do it

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5. Just swipe

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6. Awwww

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7. Special delivery

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8. Don’t get ghosted

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9. One shot

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10. Did that attract anyone?

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11. Can’t keep us apart

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12. See what he did there?

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13. Getting political

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14. The Rocket Man

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15. Classic

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16. Too good to resist

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17. Lots of baggage

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18. RIP Leg Day

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19. Impressive

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20. No, Leo

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If that profile pic with Kim Jong-un doesn’t get him a woman, I don’t know what will…

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March 6, 2019

15+ Lucky People Whose Airbnb Reservations Came with Adorable Animals

Whenever you book an Airbnb, you’re always rolling the dice to a certain extent. There’s always the chance that the place you booked could be a total dump. Then again, it could also be a total hidden gem.

OR, you could have a great surprise in store and end up with a new furry friend that you didn’t expect. Which is exactly what happened to these Airbnb guests.

1. “Airbnb Host Was Concerned I Would Cancel Because He Had Puppies. Instead, I Stayed An Extra Week!”

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2. “This Sweet Boy Benny Greeted Us With His Teddy Bear When We Got To Our Airbnb”

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3. “This Very Good Boy Lives In Our Airbnb Apartment. He Was Rescued From The Beach By Its Owners A Few Days Ago. He Is Such A Heartthrob”

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4. “Staying At An Airbnb On A Farm, $22/Night And All The Animals You Can Pet”

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5. “Arrived At My Air Bnb For The Night And Made Friends With The Cat, Turns Out He Doesn’t Even Live Here!”

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6. “When Your Airbnb Comes With A Cat. My Airbnb In Flagstaff Had The Best Host. This Is Hector Who Kept My Head Warm All Night At No Extra Charge. 10/10 Would Book Again”

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7. “This Majestic Beast At My Airbnb”

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8. “Heard A Lot Of Airbnb Horror Stories. This Is Not One Of Them”

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9. “Arrived Back At My Airbnb In Japan To Find This In My Bed”

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10. “This Is Burger, Our Airbnb Host For Our Stay In Tromsø Last Month. He Likes Licking Ears”

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11. “Last Month We Hit The Airbnb Jackpot”

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12. “Our Airbnb Came With A Flying Dog!”

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13. “First Time Airbnb… Never Saw This Cutie Before. Slept The Whole Night On My Blanket”

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14. “My Airbnb Host Has A Dog. I Got Up To The Bathroom, Came Back To This”

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15. “At An Airbnb This Weekend. It Also Came With Pearl, A 23-Year-Old, Three Legged Cat. She Looks Grumpy, But Is An Absolute Sweetheart”

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16. “I Rented A Place Off Airbnb And It Said There Were A Few Dogs On The Property. This Little Fella Was One Of Them. Best Rental Ever”

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17. “Staying At An Airbnb And I Woke Up To Their Kitten This Morning Licking My Face. Instant 5 Star Review”

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18. “My Airbnb Has A Bellhop Now”

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19. “This Is Belle. One Special Goat Friend At Our Airbnb (Our Host Assured Us She’s Fine)”

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20. “Woke Up Next To This Guy At An Airbnb Room I’m Staying At”

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These all look like perfect getaways to me.

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March 6, 2019

Jack Black Accidentally Became a Real-Life Version of the “Distracted Boyfriend” Meme

Jack Black is a man of many talents. Actor, comedian, musician, singer, and YouTube vlogger are just a few of his accomplishments. Now, he can add “meme” to his resume.

The actor accidentally recreated the famous “Distracted Boyfriend” meme while he was walking around Atlanta (where he’s currently shooting the next Jumanji movie). As he was filming a segment for his YouTube channel, he walked by a couple holding hands, causing the boyfriend to do a double take.

Distracted Boyfriend meme IRL ft Jack black pic.twitter.com/12Q5AD4fi1

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The original “Distracted Boyfriend” meme has been around for a while now, showing a man checking out another girl while walking with his girlfriend.

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Undoubtedly, the man in this version was undoubtedly thinking “Holy s***, is that Jack Black?!?”

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While the “Distracted Boyfriend” meme has plenty of remixes, the fact that it was accidentally recreated so perfectly naturally caught a lot of attention online.

As a matter of fact, people have even made new remixes featuring the Jack Black version:

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Check out the full video from Jack Black’s YouTube channel below:

What a lovely Tribute.

(see what I did there?)

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March 4, 2019

12 Reasons Siblings Are Just the Worst/Best All at Once

Growing up with siblings means having built-in best friends and worst enemies. You can pick on them, but the minute someone else does, you’ve got their back in a minute.

You spend your childhood fighting over who gets to sit in the front seat, but as you grow up, they’re there to help you through heartbreaks and give surprisingly solid advice.

Here are 10+ reasons why siblings are both the worst and the best:

1. They’re great scapegoats

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2. They’re understanding when things get out of hand

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3. They will steal your seat

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4. They’re there when you need help

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5. They fill you with rage

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6. They don’t always believe you

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7. At the end of the day, they’re still your friend

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8. They never forget anything

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9. Sometimes they’re shockingly clever

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10. They can be petty

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11. They’re the best to torture

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12. Ewww…hugs

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…still your friend AND you didn’t even have to pay them.

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March 4, 2019

Brilliant Uber Driver Wins the Internet with Menu of 5 Different ‘Ride Types’

Uber has undeniably revolutionized the transportation business. One of my favorite aspects of Uber is the rating system, which lets drivers and passengers rate one another out of 5 stars.

One Uber driver recently went the extra mile to give his passengers more control over their ride experience. This was first brought to the world’s attention via Twitter user @LuisLovesGoats.

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The options include: Stand Up, Silent Ride, Therapy Ride, Creepy Ride, and (surprisingly) Rude Ride.

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Since Lui was feeling a little down that day, he chose the “Therapy Ride.” It wasn’t long before Lui’s tweets went viral.

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Naturally, people absolutely loved it.

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Sadly, Lui only had the driver’s first name (George) to go off of, and he had some difficulty getting in touch with him to let him know he’d gone viral. But, the internet being what it is, people eventually tracked him down.

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George even got on Twitter himself to thank everyone.

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Thanks to the exposure, George now has thousands of new followers, and he shared a clearer shot of his menu for people to enjoy:

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He also added how humbling and enjoyable this entire experience has been.

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If you’d like to show some love to George, you can hit up the GoFundMe he started to get an automatic car, since Seattle’s hilly terrain can be pretty rough on his transmission.

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March 4, 2019

10+ Tumblr Posts That Are Instantly Hilarious

While I certainly appreciate a nice long Tumblr story as much as anyone else, I also have those times where I just want to get a quick laugh and be on my way.

If you’re feeling that same need, the following tumblr posts will get the job done.