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Mom Shares the Petty Revenge Her 9-Year-Old Got on a ‘Fake Friend’, and It’s GOLD

I’ve always believed that it’s so important to have good parents who help you understand the difference between right and wrong, and who have your back when things get rough.

That’s what happened when this Redditor was called into her daughter’s school after an incident. While she was ready to defend her baby tooth and nail, it turns out the young lady had already handled her problem in a rather admirable way.

Here’s the full story:

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Oh snap! That is priceless!

Naturally, other Redditors delighted in the way the little girl handled the situation.

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Others also pointed out that the principal’s handling of the situation left a lot to be desired.

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Have you ever had a situation like this? How did you handle it?

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These 15+ Pictures Prove There’s a F*$#ing Karen Around Every Corner

Life is hard, people, so why do some people feel the need to make it harder? Seriously, there’s just a “type” of person who will always try to create trouble, ready to call the manager for the smallest complaint.

The absolute last thing anyone needs is an uppity middle-aged lady with a Kate Gosselin haircut calling the manager every time someone farts in the wrong direction. These people are known as Karens. Don’t be like Karen.

1. Please return to the alto section, Karens.

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2. That’s so Karen.

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3. Karens in their natural habitat…

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4. STFU, KAREN.

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5. Patience, Karen.

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6. You’ll have to wait, Karen.

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7. Why do you think, Karen?

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8. Can you not, Karen?

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9. OMG… I’M DEAD… I’M DEAD, KAREN

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10. Stop being so dumb, Karen.

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11. How’s that espresso with Red Bull treating you, Karen?

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12. I AM the manager, Karen.

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13. Jaden called while you were at Pottery Barn, Karen.

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14. This is not a f$#*ing game, Karen.

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15. Stay tf in your lane, Karen.

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16. And now it’s your turn to die, Karen.

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17. Come on, Karen! (see what I did there, Karen?)

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18. What did you do today, Karen?

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This is Karen.

Don’t be like Karen.

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14 of the Funniest Things That Shouldn’t Have Happened, but Did

Sometimes life gets weird, y’all. Things happen that make you go “No f***ing way, is that for real?” The best is when something like that happens and someone actually manages to capture it on film for the rest of us!

1. (✿◠‿◠)

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2. Well, honesty is the best policy… gotta set an example for that newborn

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3. ME

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4. Stop milking it, Craig.

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5. OH.

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6. Don’t feel bad – people who live there can’t spell it either

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7. THAT IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

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8. Business plan: find good product, copy product name, remove one syllable, sell ‘new’ product

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9. Ahead of the game

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10. #karma

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11. Never see em comin

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12. My bet’s on the teacher’s aide

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13. Gurl same

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14. I’ll never recover from this one

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You wanna know the best thing about this glorious photo list? I already know what to be grateful for next Thanksgiving. It has literally simplified my life already.

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15 Tweets That’ll Make You Feel Really, REALLY Old

I can’t deny it any longer: I’m getting OLD. My bones have started to make random noises when I move (especially in the morning), and I find myself constantly thinking, “That was so much better when I was a kid,” every time I check out the movies, shows, and music that my nieces and nephews are into.

These tweets aren’t helping matters much – I have a feeling they’re gonna affect you the same way they affected me: they’ll make you feel ANCIENT.

1. OH MY GOD

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2. How does this work?

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3. Gen Z

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4. That’s a very telling sign…

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5. And here we are

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6. Back in my day…

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7. 1955? SMH…

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8. Time’s up

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9. It was thrilling

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10. Old as SH*T

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11. I remember it well

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12. That is not good

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13. Not exactly

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14. Were they ever wrong?

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15. What could it be?

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Well… it’s 2:30. Time for my nap… ::sigh::

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10+ Acts of Vandalism That Are so Perfect, You’ll Almost Wish You’d Thought of Them

Now, I am by no means condoning the willful destruction or defacement of private property (that would be wrong). But, you can’t deny that every now and then, you see an act of vandalism that goes beyond destructiveness and actually makes you laugh or think. When that happens, it’s only natural to sometimes wish you’d been the one to have been that clever instead. I mean, hey man, game recognize game.

And these 13 acts raise vandalism to the level of art.

#1. Somebody’s got your number two.

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#2. That’s going to cost you on Yelp.

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#3. It’s more interesting already.

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#4. *snort*

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#5. Seriously SO much free time.

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#6. Just one little piece of tape.

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#7. Oh, man, I wish I could have been a fly on the wall of that Burger King bathroom.

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#8. An addendum that could save your life.

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#9. Yeah, I don’t know about the last piece of advice.

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#10. Some people never outgrow their childhood sense of humor.

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#11. It’s just common sense.

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#12. I mean, what else do you need?

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#13. Now that’s what I call the holiday spirit.

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I’m not saying break the law…I’m just saying impress me!

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PETA Tried Dissing the Late Steve Irwin and the Internet Was NOT Having It

Steve Irwin, the Australian conservationist known as “The Crocodile Hunter,” was the Dr. Dolittle of the millennial generation. We grew up watching his show, we were deeply influenced by his passion for wildlife, and we all wept when he died tragically in 2006.

On what would have been Irwin’s 57th birthday on February 22, Google honored him with a Google doodle on its homepage.

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Most people on Twitter were moved by the tribute.

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And then PETA decided to get in on the action…bad move.

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People, predictably, got pretty fired up and decided to try to put PETA in its place.

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As you can see, people feel pretty strongly about Mr. Irwin and work he did while he was alive.

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And finally, we have this…

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Crikey!

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This Guy Made a “Glitter Bomb” that Blows Up in Amazon Thieves’ Faces

YouTuber Mark Rober has a pretty impressive engineering background, having worked on the Mars Rover for NASA. Needless to say, when you steal a package from a guy like that, he’s going to start finding creative solutions to the problem. Guys like Mark aren’t content with just calling the cops and getting just regular old revenge against them. Nope, he spent six months building a glitter bomb that would self-detonate when the thieves opened the package.

To be fair, Mark had no choice! The local police told him they didn’t have time to investigate the robberies, even though Mark had captured the whole thing on his home surveillance camera.

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“I just felt like something needs to be done to take a stand against dishonest punks like this,” Mark explained.

“If anyone was going to make a revenge bait package and over-engineer the crap out of it, it was going to be me.”

The glitter bomb also included four cameras to capture the thieves’ reactions, which took a good deal of ingenuity. There was also fart spray!

As a hint to any would-be thieves, Mark wrote a fake return address using the names and location of Home Alone. Luckily for viewers at home, it didn’t deter the thieves.

The glitter bomb package completely worked, as you can see in the video below.

Thankfully, the same bait package can be retrieved and used more than once. Genius.

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15+ Tweets from Kansas Police Departments That are so Funny, They Should be Illegal

Kansas seems to be a pretty funny place. I’ve got some coworkers from there who are hilarious, and Kansas also has Paul Rudd and Rob Riggle among its native sons. It seems everyone in Kansas is pretty funny, even the police departments.

The Twitter feeds for the Lawrence Police Department (Rock Chalk Jayhawk!) and the Topeka Police Department have been getting a lot of attention lately because of their hilarious posts.

1. E’rywhere

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2. Stepbrothers quote FTW

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3. They mean it

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4. Way more than half

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5. It is what it is

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6. Dummies

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7. That’ll work

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8. Cuddle time

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9. We promise

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10. Pt 2

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11. Way too cold

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12. We’re here for you!

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13. That is beautiful

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14. To do list

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15. Don’t break the law

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16. In training

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17. Not a smart move

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18. C’mon, Carl…

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19. Not a winner among them

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20. LOL

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You have the right to remain amused! See what I did there?…

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Vintage Question Cards from the NY Public Library

Librarians are the keepers of knowledge. They hold the keys to a treasure trove of tomes containing the wisdom of the ages. They also deal with the public every day, so you know they see their fair share of crazies.

People have asked librarians all sorts of questions over the years, including these ones received by NY librarians from the 1940s-1980s prove without a doubt.

#1. The “public eye,” as it was then…

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#2. Fair question, though perhaps an ill-advised plan.

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#3. That’s one busy day.

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#4. I’m guessing somewhere in Wilmington.

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#5. Intrigue…

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#6. Didn’t Adam eat the apple? Is this a trick question?

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#7. Girl, go.

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#8. Um…I’d really like to know how this was answered.

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#9. This is a romance novel waiting to happen.

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#10. Ew.

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You know those librarians answered each and every one of those questions. Because they’re awesome, and also hilarious.

Seriously. Go hug your librarian friend today…and then buy them a beer and listen to their stories. Everyone wins.

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8 Insane Photos That Shouldn’t Exist, But Do

Every now and then, you see something that shakes you to your core. Something that just feels… unholy and should never have existed.

These 8 pictures are like that.

1. What?

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2. WAIT

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3. Oh god why tho

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4. Why

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5. Oh no…

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6. But why?

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7. Who would do this??

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8. ‘BUP STOP’

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I’m sorry to have put you through that. But it had to be done.

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