10+ Acts of Vandalism That Are so Perfect, You’ll Almost Wish You’d Thought of Them

Now, I am by no means condoning the willful destruction or defacement of private property (that would be wrong). But, you can’t deny that every now and then, you see an act of vandalism that goes beyond destructiveness and actually makes you laugh or think. When that happens, it’s only natural to sometimes wish you’d been the one to have been that clever instead. I mean, hey man, game recognize game.

And these 13 acts raise vandalism to the level of art.

#1. Somebody’s got your number two.

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#2. That’s going to cost you on Yelp.

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#3. It’s more interesting already.

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#4. *snort*

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#5. Seriously SO much free time.

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#6. Just one little piece of tape.

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#7. Oh, man, I wish I could have been a fly on the wall of that Burger King bathroom.

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#8. An addendum that could save your life.

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#9. Yeah, I don’t know about the last piece of advice.

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#10. Some people never outgrow their childhood sense of humor.

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#11. It’s just common sense.

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#12. I mean, what else do you need?

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#13. Now that’s what I call the holiday spirit.

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I’m not saying break the law…I’m just saying impress me!

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PETA Tried Dissing the Late Steve Irwin and the Internet Was NOT Having It

Steve Irwin, the Australian conservationist known as “The Crocodile Hunter,” was the Dr. Dolittle of the millennial generation. We grew up watching his show, we were deeply influenced by his passion for wildlife, and we all wept when he died tragically in 2006.

On what would have been Irwin’s 57th birthday on February 22, Google honored him with a Google doodle on its homepage.

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Most people on Twitter were moved by the tribute.

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And then PETA decided to get in on the action…bad move.

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People, predictably, got pretty fired up and decided to try to put PETA in its place.

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As you can see, people feel pretty strongly about Mr. Irwin and work he did while he was alive.

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And finally, we have this…

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Crikey!

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This Guy Made a “Glitter Bomb” that Blows Up in Amazon Thieves’ Faces

YouTuber Mark Rober has a pretty impressive engineering background, having worked on the Mars Rover for NASA. Needless to say, when you steal a package from a guy like that, he’s going to start finding creative solutions to the problem. Guys like Mark aren’t content with just calling the cops and getting just regular old revenge against them. Nope, he spent six months building a glitter bomb that would self-detonate when the thieves opened the package.

To be fair, Mark had no choice! The local police told him they didn’t have time to investigate the robberies, even though Mark had captured the whole thing on his home surveillance camera.

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“I just felt like something needs to be done to take a stand against dishonest punks like this,” Mark explained.

“If anyone was going to make a revenge bait package and over-engineer the crap out of it, it was going to be me.”

The glitter bomb also included four cameras to capture the thieves’ reactions, which took a good deal of ingenuity. There was also fart spray!

As a hint to any would-be thieves, Mark wrote a fake return address using the names and location of Home Alone. Luckily for viewers at home, it didn’t deter the thieves.

The glitter bomb package completely worked, as you can see in the video below.

Thankfully, the same bait package can be retrieved and used more than once. Genius.

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15+ Tweets from Kansas Police Departments That are so Funny, They Should be Illegal

Kansas seems to be a pretty funny place. I’ve got some coworkers from there who are hilarious, and Kansas also has Paul Rudd and Rob Riggle among its native sons. It seems everyone in Kansas is pretty funny, even the police departments.

The Twitter feeds for the Lawrence Police Department (Rock Chalk Jayhawk!) and the Topeka Police Department have been getting a lot of attention lately because of their hilarious posts.

1. E’rywhere

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2. Stepbrothers quote FTW

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3. They mean it

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4. Way more than half

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5. It is what it is

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6. Dummies

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7. That’ll work

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8. Cuddle time

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9. We promise

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10. Pt 2

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11. Way too cold

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12. We’re here for you!

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13. That is beautiful

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14. To do list

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15. Don’t break the law

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16. In training

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17. Not a smart move

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18. C’mon, Carl…

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19. Not a winner among them

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20. LOL

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You have the right to remain amused! See what I did there?…

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Vintage Question Cards from the NY Public Library

Librarians are the keepers of knowledge. They hold the keys to a treasure trove of tomes containing the wisdom of the ages. They also deal with the public every day, so you know they see their fair share of crazies.

People have asked librarians all sorts of questions over the years, including these ones received by NY librarians from the 1940s-1980s prove without a doubt.

#1. The “public eye,” as it was then…

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#2. Fair question, though perhaps an ill-advised plan.

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#3. That’s one busy day.

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#4. I’m guessing somewhere in Wilmington.

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#5. Intrigue…

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#6. Didn’t Adam eat the apple? Is this a trick question?

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#7. Girl, go.

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#8. Um…I’d really like to know how this was answered.

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#9. This is a romance novel waiting to happen.

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#10. Ew.

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You know those librarians answered each and every one of those questions. Because they’re awesome, and also hilarious.

Seriously. Go hug your librarian friend today…and then buy them a beer and listen to their stories. Everyone wins.

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8 Insane Photos That Shouldn’t Exist, But Do

Every now and then, you see something that shakes you to your core. Something that just feels… unholy and should never have existed.

These 8 pictures are like that.

1. What?

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2. WAIT

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3. Oh god why tho

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4. Why

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5. Oh no…

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6. But why?

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7. Who would do this??

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8. ‘BUP STOP’

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I’m sorry to have put you through that. But it had to be done.

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11 People Who Have No Clue How Female Anatomy Works

Funny thing about the internet: it allows you to become famous not only for being great but also for being truly, epically, horrifically bad.

Take these bozos for example: their claim to infamy is having NO CLUE how the female body works. I mean, seriously, did they never take biology?

1. (Oris) it?

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2. Oh shut up and go to bed, Philip!

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3. She’s not wrong… but he definitely is.

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4. This is actually true. People were scared AF of trains.

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5. Not even with the tiniest “probe”

6. Pro tip. You should def try it sometime.

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7. That escalated at lightning speed!

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8. Imagine having to sit next to anybody who actually believes this?

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9. But testosterone is cool, right bro?

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10. I wonder how much cow pee this guy has consumed…

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11. #toodumbforlife

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Faith in humanity NOT restored.

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Men Open Up about ‘Dude Stuff’ that Women Don’t Know About

When they say “Women are from Venus, men are from Mars,” it really means that each gender has such a different experience of life that there are things they’ll simply never understand about each other.

This group of guys decided to share all the “dude” stuff to shed some light on why they spend time alone or why touching the top of a doorframe is so damn important!

1. Women do the same thing…

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2. Sup, man

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3. Urinal 101

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4. Toss it here!

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5. Might want to rethink that towel

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6. Everyone needs a little alone time

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7. Zipper problems

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8. Reach high!

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9. Ouch!

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10. Please just pick a place! #hangry

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11. Morning aerobics

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12. Shake and dance, it’s still in your pants

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13. Boobies

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So, ladies. Don’t sweat the small stuff!

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When His Ex Sent Him an Apology Letter, He Graded It and Sent It Back

There’s nothing worse than being cheated on. It really hurts, and that’s why anyone who’s ever been cheated on loves a good revenge tale. Well, settle in because this one is GOOD.

Nick Lutz, a student at the University of Central Florida, ended his eight-month relationship with the lady in question after he found her suspiciously hiding the names of other guys in her phone. When he also blocked her on social media, she decided to write him a four-page letter trying to win him back.

Instead of grabbing his notepad and writing her back, he grabbed a red pen and started to grade the letter.

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He didn’t spare any punches, beginning with a critique of her formatting choices:

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He also went in on her spelling mistakes and lack of citations:

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Additionally, he took her to task for her excessive use of fillers:

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Ultimately, he gave her a D- (though he did give the option of revision for half credit):

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Nick’s ex apparently took the grade gracefully and chose not to revise.

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Unfortunately, she ended up having a change of heart and reported him to UCF for disruptive conduct and cyberbullying, for which he was suspended.

He ended up having to get an attorney to appeal the suspension, which he eventually won.

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Legendary.

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10 Hilarious Tumblr Posts That Delighted and Terrified All of Us

I visit Tumblr religiously every day, because people on Tumblr post the most random things. A lot of those things are instantly relatable to me, so I figured I’d share some with you:

1. I wonder what his apartment looks like…

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2. Tanks for the memories

3. Dat ass!

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4. That escalated quickly!

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5.  But how?

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6. So would that be another way to lose your virginity?

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7. That’s how you get dead

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8. How prehistoric of you…

9. Everything about this is scary and fantastic. More please.

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10. At least you’re motivated

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You’re welcome. ?

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