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We Dare You Not to Laugh at These Hilarious Tweets of the Week

Twitter is my favorite source of snark online. It really does show that great comedy can come from the most unlikely sources. The best thing is that you get a seemingly endless new supply pretty much every week.

Hold on to your devices, these are the best tweets of the week!

1. Will spring ever arrive?

2. We’ve all lied to the doctor

3. Adults without kids

4. The truth about dogs

5. Elon Degeneres

6. OMG, I’ve stared in this one!

7. Sad but true

8. Hay!

9. They both saved my soul just by listening

10. Best romantic story

That’s a wrap! Hope you’re laughing!

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10+ (Generally) Uplifting Stories about Pokémon GO

Remember Pokémon GO? It was basically the biggest thing in mobile gaming for a hot minute, and then I didn’t really hear about it. While the game isn’t occupying our mainstream consciousness at the levels it once did, it definitely still has a LOT of followers. In fact, since launching in 2017, the game has earned $2 billion in revenue.

Since it requires going outside and interacting with the world, it’s no surprise that the game has led to some pretty interesting real-world encounters. Here are some awesome little stories about a great game for great people.

Enjoy!

1. Well, not all stories are winners.

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2. Nice!

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3. #hopeforus

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4. Keep walking, trainer!

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5. Truth.

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6. The family that plays together…

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7. More fam fun!

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8. WIN!

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9. Okay, this qualifies as good, right?

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10. Yeah, you did!

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11. Why have ANY shame?

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12. Gotta catch ’em all!

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13. Isn’t that how marriage is supposed to work?

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14. Get that exercise, fam!

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15. Hey, that’s a win too!

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Makes you want to play now, yeah?

You’re welcome.

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Deceptively Cute Kitty Waits Outside Cafe to Trick People into Letting Him Inside

Animals do the funniest things sometimes. Anyone who has pets or even spent an extended amount of time with someone else’s pets will attest to the fact that they have distinct personalities. Some of them are total sweethearts, while others are naughty little scamps.

Twitter user David Fucillo recently spotted a cat that falls into the latter category. He came upon the creature standing outside a cafe during a trip to New Orleans. The cat looked despondent and lost, like he probably needed to be let into that cafe. See?

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“A woman was working inside so we knocked and pointed to the cat, asking if she belonged inside there,” David wrote on Twitter.

“The woman pointed to the sign which was to the left of the door.”

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WOW. The cat is a Liar with a capital L.

Are you thinking “that is crazy I’ve never heard of a cat pretending to be hungry ever in my life”? Well, prepare to have your mind blown.

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This is a thing.

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Like a really common thing. Those greedy cats.

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Anywho, the cafe liar’s name is apparently Squeak. She is “absolutely adored,” the owners of the cafe wrote on Twitter.

“Her owners have multiple cats, but Squeak is not a big fan of other cats. She likes people. In particular, she likes people who pet her.”

Clearly.

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Cat, you are 100% forgiven for lying. Come here!!!

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Twitter Post About a Nail Job Gone Wrong Goes Viral

We all know that life rarely ever turns out the way you want it to. A friend of mine once told me, “If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans,” and it really is true.

Anyone who’s spent time on the internet knows all about the “Expectation vs. Reality” memes, because they are so instantly relatable.

Twitter user Mai Tai recently had her own version of the Expectation vs. Reality experience when her nail job didn’t quite go right…

It wasn’t long before others started chiming in about their own less-than-stellar nail jobs.

Yikes.

The struggle, it seems, is very real.

Just when you think it can’t get worse…

… it does.

Yowza. Those are *not* great.

But don’t get too discouraged, because there were also plenty of people who got just what they wanted and then some:

Oh, my!

I’ll have what she’s having.

It just goes to show, not all nail technicians are created equal (and also probably avoid the one that Mai Tai went to).

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Random Thoughts and Pics That Will Make You Uncomfortable

There are things in life that should be left alone. Things you may never unsee or worse…unthink. YIKES! This slew of social media “thoughts” and pictures will have you curious enough to look and then think “I can’t even…”

1. Creepy, but I’m okay with it

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2. No pressure

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3. And we can’t tipfinger. #BOOM

 

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4. Mind Blown

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5. Sure it…oh

 

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6. Just great…

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7. Now, I’m paranoid

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8. Some things should remain unsaid

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9. A little off the top…oops

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10. Well, this is something. Did Disney think that through?

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Hope this didn’t creep you out too much! Sorry. Not sorry.

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12+ Tweets About Introverts You Quietly Read by Yourself

Introverts know how real the struggle is. The world is a chaotic, anxiety-inducing place that tends to be structured around the preferences of extroverts (probably because they never shut up).

But it’s ok, because instead of going out into the world today, we’re gonna stay home, pour a drink, and read TWEETS about…

1. Looking away from you

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2. Fearing your judgement

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3. Fearing you in mass quantities

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4. Hating ourselves

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5. Avoiding you

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6. Clinging to you

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7. Sparing you

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8. Hiding from you

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9. Remembering you

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10. Running from you

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11. Hating you

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12. Hiding ourselves…

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13. …and digging to figure out wtf we’re gonna tell you about it (and practicing saying that about 100 times internally before we say it to your face text you)

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14. Fearing your voices

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15. Love-hating you

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16. Shooing you

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I hope you’ve enjoyed these tweets.

NOW GO AWAY.

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These Tumblr Prove That Cats Are Absolutely Perfect

Cats are such weird animals. Most of the cats I’ve ever known could literally not give a single s*** about any of us (except for maybe mealtime).

Still, they are pretty adorable and cuddly, and they do some pretty funny things.

Here are Tumblr’s BEST discussions on cats. And they are puuuurrrrrfect.

1. Maybe he’s a dog?

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2. The unexplained activity of a cat

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3. Kitties will let you know when they want to be touched

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4. All about the black cat

 

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5. “Stoned out of their kitty minds.”

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6. It’s his superpower

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7. Totally right. Brrrrrb

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8. See, unexplained manners

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9. Look at that face!

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10. Love that sound…

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See puuuuurrrrfect!

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10 Tumblr Posts That Are Just Too Adorable

You like adorable posts? So do we! So let’s check out some very adorable Tumblr posts. ‘Nuff said.

1. Same

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2. It’s because we can’t see shit anymore tbh

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3. ?

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4. I have seen this secret society before

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5. #important

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6. It all makes sense!

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7. Pompous Arnulf

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8. Awww

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9. Double awww

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10. Triple awwww

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Ok some of them weren’t technically “adorable”.

But that isn’t important right now.

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Spend enough time working in an office setting and you’ll eventually encounter the office potluck. It’s something that *sounds* really fun in theory, but it almost always turns into a spectacle in real life. Some colleagues get it and bring truly good food to the table, while others bring their mom’s Jello salad recipe from the ’70s. Damnit, Karen, nobody wants ham and peas suspended in lemon Jello!

A Twitter user recently had a ridiculous run-in with the latter sort at his office potluck.

Also, this article absolutely epitomizes why I love working from home. Take a look to see how this drama unfolded. It all started with an innocent office potluck…and then…

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That’s not a good beginning.

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It’s about to get gross up in here.

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You can imagine there was hyperventilation all the way around.

And this lady on Twitter was getting a little riled up.

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Now get really grossed out.

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And he was getting positive reinforcement!

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She had to be on the offensive.

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Uh oh…

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And the nightmare continued.

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She might be looking for a new job soon.

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This has to be related, right?

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And the worst part was the shocking conclusion.

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This guy perfectly captured how we all feel after reading about this awful scenario.

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The agony! The horror! Good luck on your job hunt!

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15 People Share the Sweet (and Not-So-Sweet) Stories of How Their Parents Met

Do you know how your parents met? Was it a romantic story or was it maybe just a tiny bit sketchy? In the case of my parents, it was actually neither. As is the custom in India, their match was arranged by their families. 35+ years later, they’re still happily married and now enjoying their golden years.

The following 15 people share how their parents got together, and you may just find it hard to believe some of these. Because, yeah, wow.

1. How romantic!

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2. How do you not learn how to dance?!?

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3. Wait… what?!?

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4. Like a boss!

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5. That’s one way to get somebody’s attention!

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6. I’m not sure how I feel about ANY of this. Sweet or creepy? Hmmmm…

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7. Their inhibitions were down, and stayed down…

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8. …and the rest was history.

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9. Hardcore!

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10. Arranged marriages oftentimes last longer. True story.

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11. Beers for everybody!

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12. Hey, whatever works. I guess…

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13. 80s babies unite!

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14. In search of…

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15. Cougartown USA

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Here’s hoping that whenever you meet that special someone, it’s interesting. But not too interesting!

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