People Can’t Stop Debating the Number of Times to Say “Chugga” Before “Choo Choo”

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. We bring you a matter of vital importance today, and it’s about choo-choos.

Specifically, someone in the “Too afraid to ask” subreddit shared a rather disturbing tale about their kid’s preschool teacher.

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Well, that immediately sparked a rather heated debate on the appropriate number of “chuggas” to say before “choo-choo.”

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It wasn’t long before all of Reddit was chanting in their rooms, trying to determine the answer.

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A lot of folks went with two, possibly inspired by the popular children’s book by Kevin Lewis.

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Some people even started diving into music theory to determine the acceptable amount.

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I think we can all agree that 32 “chuggas” with no “choo choo” is just too much, and just a single “chugga” is an absolute travesty.

The number of “chuggas” and “choo choos” must be balanced – too many “chuggas” and the train might be too pressurized, but too many “choos” and the train wouldn’t even leave the station! Duh.

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15 Times Hipsters Went Way Too Far with Food

I don’t think I’m telling you anything you don’t already know, but the hipster culture is out of control in the food and beverage department.

How they consume it, what they’re consuming, it’s all a mind-blowing mystery! Take a look and I dare you to tell me you don’t agree…

1. An abomination to bangers n’ mash

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2. Lunch is served!

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3. That’s a bit much

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4. C’mon…

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5. Can I eat it or just look at it?

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6. Those aren’t Lays…

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7. Water…I think

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8. Brewskies

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9. Dinner in a dumpster

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10. Spring rolls

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11. Some kind of burger

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12. Black lemonade

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13. Looks appetizing

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14. Test tube coffee

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15. Uh uh

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Can we return to normal food and drinks, por favor?

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15 Guys Discuss the Most Awkward Public Erection They Ever Had

Remember when you used to get stiffies out of nowhere? Boy, those were the days. Well, they still are the days sometimes, but not nearly as much anymore.

Don’t look at me that way!

But yeah, sometimes things could get SUPER awkward. Because when your erector set raises up out of nowhere, it might not be in the most opportune of places. This 15 guys share the most embarrassing situation they found themselves in when due south pointed true north.

1. Oh, she knew better Todd. She knew.

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2. Hot jocks

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3. Oh, she saw.

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4. Trust me, nobody wants to see that.

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5. The nurses always notice. Always.

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6. It’s that BDE at work!

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7. “She giggled”

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8. Does this even happen anymore?

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9. Like clockwork!

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10. Teacher?!?

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11. Tuck it underneath!

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12. While doing karate?! You do you…

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13. I wonder how THAT speech went.

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14. Nothing sexier than kidney stones at age 23! O_O

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15. …OR a proud BDE walk!

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Some of that was hard to read, wasn’t it? ?

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10 Clever Insults That are as Brutal as They are Polite

It’s difficult to land that perfect, witty but polite insult. Sometimes, though, things need to be said – but you still want to stay classy. These memes are perfect for the occasion, plus they’re pretty impressive in their own right.

1. It would be a shame to like raisins then

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2. Ha-ha

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3. So annoying!

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4. Great visual!

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5. True torture

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6. The dreaded wet sock

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7. Let’s not bring mom into this

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8. What are you a sadist?

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9. May your sheets be hot. And not in a good way.

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10. Never wish this on anyone

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What do you think? Which is your favorite?

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Twitter Account Proves Chris Evans is a Golden Retriever, One Photo at a Time

Chris Evans might just be the best Chris of all. He seems so down-to-earth and sweet – remember when he helped Viola Davis up the stairs at the Oscars?!

When you think about it, Chris Evans has a lot in common with a golden retriever: he is smart and sweet and loving and universally appreciated. Hence why the Twitter account Chris Evans as golden retrievers exists.

The page has 146 tweets, so apparently there is no shortage of photos where Chris looks like a happy golden pup.

It helps that people love to dress their Golden Retrievers in outfits.

But really, it’s hard to argue with this striking similarity.

Sad Chris! Sad pup!

Who’s better at school? Hmmmm.

Would happily hang out with either, TBH.

Squinty face Chris! Squinty face pup!

I MEAN COME ON NOW.

Who runs this page? Do they have a GoFundMe? Can I buy them a drink?

Who looks better in sunglasses? Tough race.

Ugh, best Twitter account ever.

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The “Florida Man” Challenge is Going Viral, and For Good Reason

By now I think we all know that Florida is WEIRD. As if the sunny weather, the beaches, and the oranges weren’t enough, it’s chock full of the weirdest people you’ve ever heard of.

So, some brilliant mind came up with this idea…

So go ahead and give it a shot. Here’s mine for February 27: “Slice of pizza convinced Gulf Breeze man to end police standoff.”

See what I’m talkin’ about?!?! That is pretty damn impressive. I guarantee you’ll have a good time.

Here are some wonderful examples of the different results people ended up with.

I can’t get enough of this…and I can’t wait for my next trip to the Sunshine State.

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Viral Hashtag “#AbledsAreWeird” Shows Just How Much Crap Disabled People Deal With Daily

Disabled people face challenges like lack of access and accommodations on a daily basis, but you might be surprised by how many of those challenges are presented in the form of ignorance or stigma from people who aren’t educated (or don’t care to be) when it comes to interacting with people different than they are.

If you’re interested in learning, Twitter user Imani Barbarin has your back – she created #AbledsAreWeird to give other disabled people a platform to share their stories and encounters with abled people who reacted in…let’s just say not the most optimal way.

#1. First of all, mind your own business.

#2. You definitely can’t have it both ways.

#3. Too many teachers behaving badly on this list.

#4. One more time for the people in the back.

#5. Take a look in a mirror, lady.

#6. I have sympathy rage.

#7. That’s taking “stranger danger” a bit far.

#8. No, you definitely don’t.

#9. That poor kid.

#10. Not an excuse.

#11. Actions speak louder than words.

#12. What is WRONG with people?

#13. Definitely not a friend.

#14. What does that even mean?

#15. You can’t be serious.

#16. This is what middle fingers were made for, I’m pretty sure.

#17. Like a deer in headlights.

The more you know!

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20 Times People Asked Wendy’s to Roast Them and Instantly Regretted It

Wendy’s has long been known for selling fresh, never-frozen burgers, but that’s not the only thing they’re serving up hot anymore.

You see, whoever’s running their social media account is apparently a grillmaster certified in the art of roasting people online! They’re so good at it that people and companies on Twitter actually request to be burned.

Just know, if you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

1. Blew it

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2. Hahaha

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3. Too young to tweet

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4. LOL

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5. Ouch!

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6. They even burned Doug the Pug

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7. Uh oh

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8. No smash

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9. Oh no…

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10. Need to be baked

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11. Classic

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12. Freezer burn

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13. You’re welcome

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14. Underhanded burn

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15. Not a fan…

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16. That was a good move

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17. RETURN

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18. Ooooooohhhhhhhhh damn!

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19. Trade up

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20. Congrats

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Think you can handle the truth?

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10 Hilarious Bulletin Boards That Prove Teachers Have a Great Sense of Humor

I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: teachers are amazing and ridiculously overvalued. They educate our kids and help shape their minds in ways that can have long-lasting effects on their lives. A great teacher can bring a smile to every child’s life.

One way they do that is via classroom bulletin boards. They’re a great spot to display student work and remind them about relevant information. Some teachers take the extra step of making their bulletin boards especially awesome. Here are some of the best:

1. A reminder from Cardi B to read

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2. A fun nod to “In My Feelings”

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3. They can be punny

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4. A message from Ross

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5. A fun way to show kids some new reading options

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6. A clever take on “Rake It Up”

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7. A reminder of the importance of science

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8. A fun way to answer an annoying question

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9. An amusing one for Christmas

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10. Memes are the best

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Teachers spend all their time with kids, so maybe it’s not so surprising that they actually know about pop culture and stuff…

But my teachers were not this cool.

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Here’s Why All of Twitter is Tossing Their Vans in the Air

One of the fun things about the internet is that it allows a lot of people to come together and revel in their shared insanity. You can put up a crazy theory about literally anything and you’ll probably find scores of other strangers who want to play along.

Well, that’s exactly what happened with all this Vans business. It all started when @lanacutherlip posted this little gem:

Of course, everyone else needed to get it on the action:

And a new meme was born.

Naturally, parents just didn’t understand.

But neither did anyone else.

Some people even took the challenge to new heights…

While others thought they had it figured out…

And of course, everyone else tried to debunk the theory (yes! science!)

It just didn’t work every time

But this is Twitter after all, so we had to up the ante somehow…

But the Crocs theory seemed to hold up…

Oh, Twitter… sometimes I worry about you. But you do keep me entertained…

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