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Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski Expertly Trolled Each Other During the Stanley Cup Finals

The St. Louis Blues recently won the Stanley Cup for the first time in their history. But what happened leading up to the game was better than hockey, itself. Well, at least for some people.

Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski battled it out on social media leading up to the final game. We know them as one of the cutest, loving couples on NBC’s The Office. Fisher, who played Pam Beesly was the office assistant. And Krasinski played the calm and collected, Jim Halpert.

They had a rocky start in the show but I’ll get that. On with the trolling!  Krasinski is a die-hard Bruins fans. He’s a Boston hometown boy that grew up loving his team. And Fischer, who resides in St. Louis, fell hard for her Blues.

After The Office ended these two remained great off-screen friends and this act of playfulness shows it all. Besides, trolling and teasing each other is what good friends do.

It all started with Fischer tossing out this tweet to start the friendly rivalry.

Before I get too far, there is a great connection between hockey and The Office. Fans of the show may remember that before Jim Halpert and Pam Beesley said “I DO!” on the show, Pam was engaged to Roy.

In the episode, “The Client”, the group is discussing their worst first dates and Pam is sure she has this. She tells the story of how her date took her to a hockey game with his brother. She had gone to use the bathroom and the game ended. Then her date and his brother left her behind. We come to find out later, her date was Roy. Yep, worst date ever!

Back to the story!

When Fisher didn’t get a response from Krasinski, she photoshopped them wearing competitor jerseys.

That got his attention!

Steve Carell even joined in on the fun and wore Krasinski’s favorite team logo hat.

But it all boiled down to this hilarious video of Krasinski from Game 7.

Did you see who that was sitting next to Krasinski?

That was David Denman, the actor who played the fiance Roy on The Office! Well played.

Of course, Fischer clapped back referencing the show.

In the end, the Blues took the cup and Carell bowed down to the win.

And Krasinski did as well.

All in all, the group had a fun time razzing each other. And us fans got to swoon over a reconnection of “Jim and Pam”.

Win win!

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19 Accurate Tweets About People Who Love True Crime TV

If you start watching true crime TV, it’s pretty hard to stop. Because we used to have to wait for a marathon to pop up on cable… but now we’ve got Hulu, Netflix, Amazon… yeah, it’s on like Donkey Kong.

Here are 19 people that share your addiction and aren’t afraid to tweet about it…

1. They really do make you feel better about your life choices…

2. Ladies… same?

3. It’s going down tonight!

4. If I could watch this for 24 hours straight, I would do…

5. YAS! Why isn’t this a thing?!?

6. She is Richard. She’s been doing it for years…

7. He sees you when you’re sleeping…

8. I’m sure he thought about it.

9. Cheerio!

10. Plot twist: It’s you!

11. It never stops, fam!

12. Well, to be fair, it is a crazy show…

13. Nightmares are just dreams with surprise endings…

14. Actually, you’re in hell, but it’s more entertaining here.

15. Sounds like you’re winning!

16. But what if you weren’t prepared when the killer struck?

17. When did Ben Affleck wear that?!

18. At least you know your lane…

19. And then shit got DARK…

Okay, back to your regularly scheduled true crime programming…

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20 of the Funniest Scottish Tweets You’ll Ever See

The accent, the word choice, the slang. It’s pretty amazing the way Scottish people speak.

And the tweets from Scotland are pretty glorious as well.

While reading these, remember to picture them in a Scottish accent in your head.

1. Wow

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2. At least it went to charity

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3. Thanks Dad!

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4. Hahaha

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5. Tiring

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6. Back on the gear

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7. Directions for Little Max

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8. Decipher that

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9. Maybe they should

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10. Duck delivery

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11. Not official

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12. Oh maw…

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13. Emigrated

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14. Tory household

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15. Bat!

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16. Cheers

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17. Changing palate

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18. A typical day

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19. They’re crazy people

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20. New boss in town

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Time to eat some haggis and throw my favorite kilt on!

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15 Times Grownups Got Completely Roasted by Kids

Are little kids really adorable or are they just expert roasters laying in wait for their next victim?

Well, who’s to say, but these little monsters delivered some third-degree burns and roasted these adults TO A CRISP.

Here are 15 times every grownup died inside just a little bit.

1. That hurts

2. Not so fast…

3. Hahahaha

4. They’re paying attention

5. Thanks a lot

6. All this

7. Not looking for that

8. Not cool

9. Yummy!

10. Game Over

11. Maybe?

12. LOL

13. Zing!

14. Tell no one

15. Harsh!

Game. Set. Match. –> Children.

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The Award for Worst Straight-Dude Tinder Bio Goes to…This Guy

Dating today is pretty rough. Everyone’s busy, it’s impossible to meet people, and dating apps can be superficial and depressing. Of course, there are decent people out there, and some of them are even on Tinder.

But not this guy.

Twitter user @TheDreamGhoul shared this winner’s bio:

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Holy smokes. There’s so much to unpack here. First, let’s look at the full, expanded list:

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Okay, so reducing people to a score out of 20 is a great strategy for an online quiz, not for screening people to date. This fine fellow is also making superficial things such as putting on make-up and having “way too many clothes” a high priority. I know, everyone is entitled to their preferences, but…wut?

Anyway, Twitter had fun with this one. Here’s someone mocking the idea of putting on a face:

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This person who got a ridiculously high score:

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However, his approach is time-saving:

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I think this is my favorite reply, though:

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I sincerely hope Roz signs up for Tinder.

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This Guy Shared a Hilarious ‘John Wick’ Script…Written by Bots

Comedy writer Keaton Patti must have a lot of spare time on his hands.

In the past, he forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives and then had the bot write a new “Triple D” episode based on what it saw.

He also gave Olive Garden commercials the same treatment last year.

(Pro tip: That’s the place you bring your family when they’re in town from Italy, FYI.)

 

Well, Mr. Patti has struck again!

This time, Patti forced a bot to watch more than 1,000 hours of John Wick footage (I’m assuming just the two available films on an endless loop) and then a new, original screenplay emerged.

Let’s take a closer look at that first page of the screenplay.

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Can you fire a horse like a gun? No. But John Wick can.

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Looks like a pretty intense opening for a potential new John Wick film if you ask me.

Of course, he tweeted this out just in case. Hey, you never know, right?

As you can probably imagine, this new bot-written script was quite a hit on Twitter.

Because why would we not love things written by computers?

One thing’s for sure, robots will not be taking over the world anytime soon.

Truly epic! The man is a genius!

What would you like to see him force the bots to do next?

I’m thinking a reinterpretation of Road House…

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14 Dating Tweets so Real They’ll Slap You in the Face

Dating kinda sucks, but sometimes you get a post like this that can give you some key pointers about what to do and what not to do.

That second part is honestly more important. Because if you can avoid doing some dumb shit it can save you a lot of grief AND pay off in the long run. And when I say “pay off,” I mean sex.

Yes, not doing dumb shit will get you laid.

Pay attention to these 14 dating tweets because they could change your damn life!

1. Public is better than private. It’s a fact!

2. Always be on time.

3. Be open, but not TOO open…

4. Keep that topics relatable, fam!

5. No! Be fun! You can be fun!

6. Don’t curve people. You’ll end up alone, like this alcoholic cat.

7. Don’t stray. Or do. It’s really none of my business.

8. Who says it has to be expensive…?

9. Anybody who texts you “lol” needs to be blocked immediately.

10. Married right now, but in the future… who knows?

11. Good tip.

12. They’ll probably get divorced in a few years, so the joke’s on them!

13. Follow back, k?

14. Yeah, how did we ever survive?

You feeling emboldened yet?

Go out there and meet somebody! And then have meaningless sex and never see them again.

This post isn’t about marriage. It’s about dating!

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This Fan’s Funny Photo with Jason Momoa Went Viral for Obvious Reasons

Between rock climbing, ax throwing (seriously!), working with his hands, being a great dad to his kids, and oh yeah, being a freakin’ Hollywood megastar, Jason Momoa easily one of the coolest people on the planet.

As such, any photo featuring him in it is likely to be pretty cool, but the photo you’re about to see is on another level!

Redditor u/twoforjoy was attending Denver Comic Con when she got a chance to take a photo with Momoa, which she shared online.

“I told my husband I wanted a picture alone with Jason Momoa,” she says, “but he wasn’t comfortable with that.”

This is the incredible result:

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Epic!

It seems even Momoa loved the way it turned out:

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It’s also possible that this was just part of the husband’s plan all along…

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12 Times People Did Petty Things to Get Back at Someone

When people are petty, it’s entertaining for us all. Isn’t that right?

Buzzfeed asked their community to tell them about all those petty things they’ve done, and these folks delivered BIG time.

1. Trust officially broken…

“My ex cheated on me, then had the nerve to say that he didn’t trust me.

So I waited until he was at work then took his phone, dumped all his cologne onto his bed, kicked his air conditioner out of the window, and gave his dog away.

He didn’t have a reason not to trust me so I gave him one.”

2. Ass if…

“After years of treating me terribly, my so-called ‘best friend’ was riding my ass about a cheap dress I’d borrowed from her that I hadn’t returned yet, and I just snapped and ended our friendship.

But not before wiping my ass with the dress, putting it in a plastic bag, and giving it to her dad to return to her. To this day, I wonder if she ever caught pink eye from that.

I would never do anything like that again…but fuck that bitch, seriously.”

3. Petty sex

“A college friend was having a small party and invited a guy that she thought was really cute.

Well, that cute guy took a liking to me and kept hanging around me that night, even though I wasn’t really into him. But my friend was still upset that he was paying me so much attention, so she SPRAYED HER CIDER ALL OVER ME with a simple ‘oops.’

After the party ended, the cute guy asked me to crash on the couch with him, but my friend insisted that I sleep in her room instead or else she would totally cut ties with me. I turned her down nicely, and she slammed the door in my face.

So I had sex with the guy on her couch.

I regret nothing.”

4. Mother of the year

“My ex was in prison at the time, and he pissed me off right before Father’s Day. So I bought a card for my daughter to send him that said, ‘I may not be a perfect child, but look on the bright side…at least I’m not mailing this from prison.

Happy Father’s Day!”

5. Screams of displeasure

“My roommate and her boyfriend were having really loud sex against the wall between our bedrooms when they knew I was trying to take a nap.

So I put my speaker right next to the wall and blasted a series of shrill, screaming reaction videos from the internet.

It very effectively killed the mood.”

6. The log of lies

“When I was younger, I would keep a log of all the times my sister lied to my parents.

Then one day, she really pissed me off, so I gave the compilation of years of lies to my mom.

My sister got in so much trouble that my mom still brings it up.”

7. Fun with photoshop…

“I went on a beach trip with my friends and a girl that I don’t like was invited.

So before posting all our pics to social media, I edited the photos to correct blemishes and thin out everyone’s faces,

except hers…which I widened.”

8. Cancel the marriage. It’s done!

“My (now ex) husband would always wake me up to yell at me for leaving a cabinet door open, so one day I waited until he was asleep in his recliner then I went in the kitchen and OPENED EVERY CABINET, all of the drawers, the oven, the dishwasher, and the microwave.

Then, knowing he’d have to cross the kitchen to get to our bedroom, I crawled back in bed and waited.

As soon as I heard him swearing I felt so much glee. That’s when I realized our marriage was over.”

9. Like petty mother, like petty daughter

“My dad pissed me and my mom off one day, so we teamed up and ate his Jimmy John’s tuna sandwich and replaced it with a regular white bread sandwich filled with dry canned tuna.

And hey — my mom wanted to put wet dog food in there instead!

Clearly, the petty apple does not fall far from the petty tree.”

10. When pettiness pays off!

“There was a girl who bullied me in high school and made my life hell.

Well, when I found out that she didn’t get accepted to her dream school, I applied out of spite to see if I could get in.

Not only did I get in with a scholarship, I ended up attending and even made the Dean’s List.”

11. Paging the adult daycare center… we have a petty child for you!

“My mom remarried a few years after my dad died, and I really hate her husband.

So whenever I visit them, I take one of his belongings and I hide it.

Yep — I’m 37 years old and petty AF!”

12. When you don’t makeup

“After a fight with my sister, I secretly dumped her makeup setting spray and filled the bottle with water.

For months, I watched with evil satisfaction as she sprayed water on her face and wondered why it didn’t work.”

Ohhhh, these were so very petty.

Love it!

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These People All Just Freaking Went for It with No Shame

Have you ever wanted something so bad but fear got the best of you?

Whether you wanted to ask someone on a date or tried sneaking into a movie theater, these folks will show you how to get it done.

10. This person has mad shoot your shot skills

9. Is honesty the best thing, though?

8. Even Justin Bieber freaking went for it when he slid into this girl’s DM

7. This guy used reverse psychology on his teacher!

6. Girl just shooting her shot after 9 months of not drinking. Impressive.

5. This girl took up a Twitter challenge and scored

4. This musician took his game to a future level. Dayum.

3. While this person followed Kanye’s challenge and failed…

 

 

2. The best way to sneak into a movie. Not the most successful.

1. This guy truly went for it on this girl’s ANNIVERSARY post

Whether you win or fail, just go for it.

Life is too short fam!

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