Church Signs Sure To Bring You Closer to Heaven

There are roughly 380,000 churches in the U.S.

To put that into perspective for you, that’s about one church per 800 people. It’s 27 times the number of McDonald’s locations, and those things are everywhere.

So, how do you make your church stand out among the crowd? Easy. You come up with a funny sign and let the internet do the rest.

15. Hot and cold

It’s even hotter than the bad place out here.

Sign at local church from funny

14. East and west

I didn’t know such a level of affection was even possible.

This sign at my local church from funny

13. A clean start

It’s not in the original Bible but it’s in the extended cut.

This sign a local church put up. from funny

12. A balanced diet

Thank you.

This has to be the best church sign I’ve ever seen. from funny

11. No cheating

Ok, not gonna lie, it took me a second.

This church sign is going hard on the puns from funny

10. Buzz off

“Hey God, are we totally sure we need these things?”

My personal favorite church sign. And I agree. from funny

9. Let the rain fall

That’s enough blessings for now, thanks.

Sign at a church in Colorado from funny

8. Spot heroes

And this commandment is to be held above all else.

Sign at a church in Salem, MA from funny

7. Now you see me…

…now you don’t.

The Sign Outside a Church in my Town from funny

6. Closer to thee, Oh Lord

BRB, heading to Heaven.

Never thought I’d see one, but the church sign near my house made me laugh hard today! from funny

5. Cut to the chase

I shouldn’t have to sell this to you.

Church sign guy hates his job from funny

4. The golden ratio

It’s actually not a bad bit of advice.

This church sign in CC, TX is winning the sign game. from funny

3. Grace under fire

This is so cringey it loops back around to funny.

A church sign in my home town… from funny

2. Oh God

Well, that’s a spicy take for a church.

The sign in front of my friends church … is doing it right! from funny

1. Special perks

I’m in, you win, I’m done with heat and sin.

Church signs in Phoenix. from funny

Pretty good. Almost makes me wanna start going back to church.

What’s the funniest sign you’ve seen recently?

Tell us about it in the comments.

Thanks, fam!

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Tweets That Prove Autocorrect Can Drive You Insane

Autocorrect has been around for as long as smartphones.

It was initially developed by Ken Kocienda and his team at Apple for their operating system Project Purple, which would come to fruition as the first iPhone.

Said Kocienda, “It wasn’t easy to figure out how software might come to our rescue and how much our algorithms should be allowed to make suggestions or intervene to fix typing mistakes. I wrote the code for iPhone autocorrection based on an analysis of the words we type most commonly, the frequency of words relative to others, and the errors we’re most likely to make on a touchscreen keyboard.”

In other words, they knew typing with your thumbs was gonna end in a bunch of nonsense, and they tried to make a digital assistant to help you out.

But how well did it work? Let’s let Twitter decide.

15. All blown up

Ain’t it the truth.

14. Captain Caps

Maybe it’s smarter than we give it credit for.

13. How the tables have turned

WOULD YOU JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

12. Contractions and contradictions

What is so hard to understand about this?

11. Not a morning person

You get me. Dawn is death.

10. Eating my feelings

Come on, leave me alone.

9. In the mix

Well that just sounds WAY more fun.

8. Carpe diem

It’s gonna be a great time.

7. Good for thought

Robots don’t eat, that’s why they suck so bad.

6. Wine about it

Maybe it thought you meant “whine and die.”

5. Spell it out

Why must you let me suffer when you know full well what I need?

4. Word of the day

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

3. Soon and very soon

The suspense is killing me.

2. Dying slowly

Hey, it’s really the best we can hope for.

1. In your dreams

We all have ’em.

I think those are pretty ducking great.

Is autocorrect more helpful or hurtful?

Give us your opinion in the comments.

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These Memes Are So Funny They’ll Zap You With Laughter!

Yowza, that really hurt!

Wait…you didn’t feel that? Am I losing my mind…?

Oh, I get it, you just haven’t taken the time to look at these hilarious memes yet. Now it all makes sense!

Okay, here’s what you’re gonna do: sit back, block out all the noise around you, and prepare to get zapped by memes.

3…2….1…go!

1. Ummmm, I’m feeling kind of swamped.

Can someone bail me out?!?!

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2. This might not help much.

But it’ll taste good for a few minutes!

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3. Be nice to everyone!

And remember to pass it on!

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4. What did you do?!?!

Now she’s in trouble.

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5. Decisions, decisions.

It really could go either way.

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6. This is what it will be called from now on.

I’m here for it!

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7. You know you did it!

We all did it.

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8. That was utterly exhausting.

And my brain feels like it’s on fire.

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9. Words to live by.

Take this advice and run with it!

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10. Do you remember?

I have a feeling that you do…

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11. Just ignore it!

Maybe it will go away?

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12. Whatever works, right?

And you just created a new look!

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13. Don’t eat it!

We’ve all made that mistake before.

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That’s the good stuff!

And now it’s your turn.

In the comments, share some more funny memes with us so we can keep on laughing. Thanks!

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If You Have a Dog, You’ll Love These Memes

Three things I love in this world: hockey, tacos, and DOGS.

Fat dogs, skinny dogs, ugly dogs, pretty dogs, I love all of ’em!

And I also really love dog memes! And we’re gonna dig into some good ones today!

Also, tell your pooch hi for us and give them some extra love!

1. Here we go again.

You’ve heard that thing ring a million times!

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2. I said drop it!

What do you have in there?!?!

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3. You can’t leave the house without doing this.

You know you have to!

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4. Maybe she just didn’t know what to say.

That’s my guess…

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5. Everyone’s about to lose it.

It happens over and over and over again.

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6. I think they like this a lot.

In fact, I KNOW IT.

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7. Just waiting for the doorbell to ring.

Always on guard…

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8. You’re being blackmailed.

By a very cute pooch.

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9. I want one!

These dogs are amazing!

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10. You knew this was gonna happen!

Dads are always doing this kind of thing.

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11. This pup is a scientist.

Just look at the research!

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12. I don’t know if I agree with you.

It helps! Really!

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Do you have a pooch at home?

If you do, please share a pic with us in the comments and introduce us to them.

We can’t wait to meet them!

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Memes That Are Scientifically Proven to Make You Laugh

We’ve been hard at work in the Meme Lab lately trying to scour the social media sites so we can bring you the absolute funniest memes on the planet.

THEN, we experimented with these memes and we found that they are, without a doubt, scientifically proven to make you LOL.

Does that sound agreeable to you?

Okay then…you may begin…

1. They’re really pushing it…

That tree sounds nice, doesn’t it?

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

2. It’s time to party!

And somehow we all know the same song!

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3. I think you did the right thing.

Don’t let anyone tell you any different!

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4. You know he’s just gonna agree.

Get with the program!

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5. No, don’t do that.

It won’t fix anything!

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6. Now you’re gonna be really p*ssed!

Here comes a temper tantrum!

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7. What do I do now?

Always a very awkward situation.

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8. Now what do I do?

This is humiliating!

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9. It might hit the ceiling.

And you know it’s gone forever.

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10. Oh, boy, here we go.

How long will it last this time?

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11. Why is it always this way?

Really drives me nuts.

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12. Try it out from every angle.

You might need to stand on your head.

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Have you seen any hilarious memes lately that really made you LOL?

If the answer is YES, then please share them with us in the comments.

Thanks a lot!

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Memes About Something We All Dread…Our Exes

Sometimes, you end up being friends with an ex.

No, really, it’s true!

It’s kind of rare, but it does happen from time to time.

But that other BIG percentage of the time…you can’t stand that person and you’re still bitter and bent out of shape about how it all went down.

And that’s why memes like this exist…

1. I know you’re really a snake.

So don’t try to fool me!

Photo Credit: The Chive

2. Don’t like that at all.

Just don’t dwell on it too much…

Photo Credit: The Chive

3. Uh oh…it happened again.

You just couldn’t help yourself…

Photo Credit: The Chive

4. Maybe they should have gone with another speaker.

Just a thought…

Photo Credit: The Chive

5. That was hilarious!

What were you thinking?!?!

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6. Your day is now ruined.

One of the worst feelings in the world.

Photo Credit: The Chive

7. Hahaha. Nailed it!

This is a real zinger.

Photo Credit: The Chive

8. I don’t believe you!

Nice try, though…

Photo Credit: The Chive

9. I think we all know the answer to that.

Bring it on!

Photo Credit: The Chive

10. That didn’t take long.

You know it won’t last!

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11. Ouch. This is harsh.

Just checking up…

Photo Credit: The Chive

12. The not-so-good old days.

Let’s try to forget all about that.

Photo Credit: The Chive

13. Don’t do it!

This is what friends are really for.

Photo Credit: The Chive

Now it’s your turn to speak out.

In the comments, share some stories about your worst exes.

We can’t wait to hear them!

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Hilarious Memes That We Think Will Be Right in Your Wheelhouse

Don’t you love it when things are in your wheelhouse?

I know I do!

And it’s even better when the things that happen to be in my wheelhouse are hilarious memes that really bring on the chuckles.

And I personally believe that these memes will make you as happy as they made me…I think I might even cry…

Go ahead and take a look.

1. I’ll take them!

That is money well spent.

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

2. Stop saying that in your emails!

You know how it’s finding me!

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3. Here come the ads again…

There’s no escape!

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4. She had it coming.

And that looks like it hurts. Bad.

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5. This man is A LEGEND.

Bow down to him!

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6. That doesn’t look good.

And we all know how that ended.

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7. Where is that thing…?

I’m still waiting!

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8. You might be in big trouble.

Try to come up with an alibi!

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9. This is the alternate version of that song.

You never heard that one?

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10. Now it’s time to kiss the ring.

I’ve been telling you for months!

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11. Getting in that exercise.

And burning those calories!

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12. The Florida “normal”.

You gotta love it down there!

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13. I see what you did there!

And I’m here for it!

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

Oh, that was fun!

And we want to keep it going.

So share some memes with us in the comments that you think will make us laugh.

Thanks a million!

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What Scandalous Rumor at Your School Turned Out to Be True?

In case you don’t remember, every school is a rumor mill.

Speculation runs rampant through the hallways and classrooms about teachers and students and the nefarious deeds that are going on.

Heck, sometimes even the janitor gets pulled into the stories.

And sometimes…the rumors are true.

What big rumor at your school turned out to be true?

Here’s what AskReddit users had to say.

1. Jeez…

“There was a family in my town that foster-to-adopted all their kids. Everyone had known one of their daughters since she was quite young and then they adopted another girl her age when we were in 8th grade.

They did NOT get along. When the original girl developed epilepsy a few years later, her new sister claimed she was faking and everyone thought she was so f**king mean and ostracized her.

Eventually, she had to fess up to faking the seizures all along when she signed up for basic training, which she never even completed. Unfortunately this was after we all graduated, so we never got to apologize to her sister.”

2. Pregnant.

“That a 12-year-old 6th grader had gotten pregnant over summer break.

Our Los Angeles county suburb (it was a small and far-separated from LA itself, see how large that county actually is on Google if you are unawares) was so scandalized by this “rumor” that a newspaper article came out with a cartoon drawing of a pregnant girl in a pretty little girl dress and ribbon in her hair — playing with dolls and kneeling next to a doll-house — accompanied the story about the “little girl who got pregnant and planned to keep the baby.”

She was interviewed. I remember her name but it’s unnecessary— the whole town knew who it was.

What’s wild is that the kids in Jr. High actually had a baby shower for this 7th grader as she got close to full-term, and all brought in packs of diapers and formula for her on a designated day. With the teachers, principal, and probably the school district in support of this.

The year was 1984-1985.”

3. It’s all true.

“In high school: that the biology teacher was growing weed in the environmental lab. Supposedly he did it for 30 years without anyone noticing. No one could ever prove it though.

Later on, I was assigned to be the agent taking care of some of his financial matters, so I went to his house to have him sign some paperwork. He had a hydroponic setup there, so I asked him about the environmental lab. It was like Han Solo in The Force Awakens.

“It’s true. All of it.” Then he offered me a brownie.”

4. Whoa.

“There was a rumor that a teacher had s** with whole basketball team.

Well, turns out it was half of the team.

Worst part is her son was on the team.

Her husband ended up divorcing her and her son left with his dad.”

5. Scandalous!

“Our science teacher was having an affair with our science technician and regularly left class to do his thing with her in the technician’s room.

That rumor started on Day 1.

Four years, two divorces, and two very quick departures later it was confirmed and what was left behind was a technicians daughter in my year whose life had fallen apart.”

6. Undercover.

“That one of the students was actually a cop.

Turns out he was a cop and busted one of the actual students for selling handg**s in school.

If you thought 21 Jump Street was unrealistic, think again. The cop was a 33 year old male and undercover for like half the semester.”

7. Sad.

“In Elementary (about 15 years ago), our favorite school teacher didn’t come back after a summer break. He was awesome: funny, sporty, cool, down to earth, never shouted. Just a great role model to have around when you are a kid.

Rumors went round that his wife and daughter d**d in a car accident. No one believed it. It was just what kids said on the playground. Somebody heard it from somebody who heard it from somebody.

Then I went to the local grocery store with my Mom a little while after school had started again. I saw my old teacher. He was a shell, a wreck. I was only 8 but even then you can tell when someone isn’t there anymore. I asked parents of my friends, and they confirmed the rumors.

I felt so bad that something as awful as that could happen to one of the best guys I ever knew and always looked up to. Turns out he committed suicide a couple of years ago. Same bridge that his wife and daughter d**d on all those years ago.”

8. He’s cool, man!

“There was always a rumor that the head janitor was a huge pothead and would smoke with students in one of the storage sheds away from the main building.

I always figured it was bulls**t until my friend CJ sent me a pic of him and the janitor smoking weed while surrounded by folding chairs.”

9. Tunnel of love.

“In my Catholic (Jesuit) high school, one of the priests and one of the nuns were very close friends.

We all loved them, and we could see that they were quite fond of one another (and they made a really nice looking couple). We used to affectionately kid them about “meeting in the tunnel” between the convent and the rectory.

A few years after my class graduated, they both left their Orders, got married, and had kids. We’re all happy for them.”

10. Seemed like a nice guy…

“We had a dean who “retired” one summer.

Turns out, he was busted in a huge pr**titution/drug sting by cops. He had 2 pr**titutes and coc**ne in his apartment when he got rolled up; ended up pleading guilty to felony drug possession (a few others I can’t remember), and sentenced to 5 years of probation.

He was an advisor for the school’s Drug/Alcohol Task Force.

Nice enough guy. Really cool with all of his students, maybe too cool. Always seemed to have super red eyes.”

11. Crazy.

“That one of the kids hung himself on a swing set in a local park.

They didn’t say who it was, and just thought it was a vicious rumor about the same guy… then four girls who were close to him came down the stairwell crying and ran out the front door and started heading in the direction of the park.

It was confirmed around noon, we were sent home after lunch.”

12. Uh oh…

“Our freshman science teacher was a massive jerk to any girl, and would frequently throw the dress code book at girls for the slightest issue.

Everyone said it was because he was p**sed his daughter became a str**per… that ended up being true.”

What were the crazy rumors that turned out to be true at your school?

Please share them with us in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear your stories!

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This Hand-Made Darth Vader Grill Will Ensure Your Next BBQ Is a Big Hit

Summer is almost here and as long as the cicadas don’t get you, that means grilling season!

Star Wars fans take notice, nerd culture is alive and well, and there is a grill or fire pit out there just for you.

Etsy is simply the best for shopping small and finding incredible hand-made crafts, and this grill is no exception.

Artist and entrepreneur Burned by Design from Barnsley in Yorkshire, England has designed a grill and fire pit in the shape of Darth Vader’s helmet.

The charcoal grill is completely unique!

As described by Delish.com:

The grill is about 17.3 by 17.3 by 30.7 inches, and comes with three chrome-plated swivel racks.

and because they are hand-made to order, they take about a month to deliver.

But just look at the Imperial glory that could set your next backyard cookout above the rest:

I mean come on:

And if The Betrayer isn’t really your Star Wars jam, there are other wood-burner options to choose from.

So whether you’re a fan of Boba Fett, R2D2, or the Mandalorian, there’s something here for you.

Prices range from in the $600s for a smaller-sized wood burner to the $700s for the Vader grill and all the way up to $1200+ for some of the larger spacecraft-inspired fire pits.

That’s right. You can hang with your friends and watch for meteors seated around your very own Death Star.

And just in case you are more Rebel-Alliance-minded, there is a Millennium Falcon fire pit, too.

I think I’ve been doing summer wrong for years. Time to hit up Etsy.

What do you think? Did these make you long for summer and nerding out with your BFFs? Tell us what you think in the comments.

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A Comedian’s Drive-Thru Revenge Story Went Viral, and People Say “I’d Do That!”

You know how there are certain urban legends that spread across the internet and they always feel vaguely familiar?

Sometimes that’s because they are all too real, and we can all relate.

And sometimes they’re just too good to be true.

Recently comedian Nelly Zenani went viral for posting an incredible story on Facebook.

At first it looked like he was doing a turn-the-other-cheek kind of thing, but stick around for the twist ending.

When I got to the last window to get my food, I showed the assistant both my receipts and took her food too!

I paid for it, it’s mine! Now she has to go around again and wait even longer.

She gonna learn today!

Many commenters were not amused by this little stunt. They felt Zenani should have been the bigger person.

But nope… he wasn’t. And that’s hilarious.

But personally, I gotta say, if I’m having an emergency, I’m not stopping at the drive-thru.

For the record, it almost always seems faster just to go inside.

Have you seen the lines at Starbucks and Chick-Fil-A?
Pandemic aside, if you don’t have time to wait, don’t get in line, is all I’m saying.

Whenever funny stories like this one come around, some people immediately want to do them.

And a lot of people doubted it was true, but still find it hilarious anyway.

Because yes… people actually ARE this petty.

Does that mean everybody believed him? Nope. But they didn’t get too deep into it…


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Multiple users tagged their friends and agreed they should try it together sometime, which almost makes you wonder if the story keeps going around because different people are actually inspired to try it.

Real or not, the story obviously strikes a chord with people, and there’s usually a grain of truth in things, right?

I’d love to know the origin story of this one.

What do you think–worth a laugh or annoying remix? Let us know in the comments.

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