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Funny Tweets Accurately Describe What It’s like to Be a Picky Eater

Are there picky eaters in your family? People who makes going out to dinner absolute torture? Perhaps that picky eater is YOU. Yeah, I’m looking at you.

Either way, these tweets really sum up the whole picky eater lifestyle.

1. I would hope so

2. Bad idea

3. That sounds like a lie

4. Flip ’em the bird

5. Too many demands

6. You’re not?

7. NoNoNoNoNoNoNo

8. That’s intense

9. Sounds like a cute kid

10. Here they come!

11. Why did I do this?

12. Looks like a lot of work

13. Fussy AF

14. At least you’re being nice about it

15. You passed up Walt’s Favorite Fried Shrimp? Idiot!

Picky enough for you?

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A Vet’s Office Thought They Were Treating an Exotic Bird, but It Was Just Covered in Curry

Some folks recently brought what they believed to be an exotic, orange bird to the Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in England because they saw it stranded on the side of the road looking like it couldn’t fly.

Looks pretty exotic to me.

Posted by Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital on Monday, July 1, 2019

Ooohhhhh, I wonder what species it could be…

So the vets got to work treating the bird.

Posted by Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital on Monday, July 1, 2019

Posted by Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital on Monday, July 1, 2019

And what did they discover? The bird was actually a seagull covered in curry.

The Facebook post from the animal hospital read:

“This is one of the strangest casualty circumstances we have seen in a while! This bright-orange herring gull was rescued by kind members of the public who spotted him at the side of the A41. When they called to say they had picked up an orange bird, we had no idea what to expect – and would never have guessed at this!

He had somehow gotten himself covered in curry or turmeric! It was all over his feathers, preventing him from flying properly. We have no idea how he got into this predicament but thankfully, apart from the vibrant colour and pungent smell, he was healthy.

Our veterinary team bravely bathed the gull (now named Vinny after a Vindaloo curry) to clean off his feathers. He managed to cover them in curry water, but eventually did let us scrub him clean.

He is now looking much better and should be able to go for release very soon! As we say, we never know what will come through our doors next!

Huge thanks to the lovely finders who stopped to rescue him.”

Posted by Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital on Monday, July 1, 2019

Vindaloo, I mean Vinny, is now doing just fine. But he needs to avoid all Indian food for the time being…

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20 Tweets so Hilarious They Got More Than 100k Retweets

Have you ever had a really high retweet count? 100? 50? I think my personal best is 4.

I’m killing it!

But these tweets, right here? All of ’em got over 100,000 retweets.

And you’re about to see why.

1. Interrogation

2. Awwww

3. Thicc

4. Seriously

5. I can’t unsee this

6. Classic!

7. Epic

8. Three wishes

9. It needs to be done

10. Seeing stars

11. Naptime

12. High fashion

13. Eat more donuts

14. LOL

15. That’s amazing

16. Attack!

17. New slang

18. Howling

19. Very smart

20. Summoning spirits

Gold, baby! All of them!

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These Posts Prove Why Cats Are Absolutely Perfect

Cats are such peculiar creatures, aren’t they? Independent, no doubt. But they do the strangest things that never need explaining. All in all, most of us can agree that’s what makes them amazing animals. Especially when they do the Brrrr, pffft, purr sound.

But I digress. Here are tumblr’s BEST discussions on cats. And they are puuuurrrrrfect.

10. All about the black cat

 

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9. It’s his super power

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8. Totally right. Brrrrrb

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7. See, unexplained manners

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6. Maybe he’s a dog?

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5. “Stoned out of their kitty minds.”

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4. Look at that face!

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3. Love that sound…

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2. The unexplained activity of a cat

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1. Kitties will let you know when they want to be touched

 

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See puuuuurrrrfect!

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Meet the World Champion for Excel Spreadsheets. Yes, This Is a Real Thing.

There is at least one person in this world who will be telling the Whole Truth when he brags about his Excel mastery to potential employers…and he is just 17 years old.

An international competition for Excel spreadsheets took place in Anaheim, California, recently. The competition is limited to participants from ages 12 to 22.

The top prize went to John Dumoulin, a 17-year-old from northern Virginia. He’s never worked in an office — he’s in high school, and he works at Chick-fil-A part-time.

John first learned about the competition through an IT class at school. He scored the highest score on the Microsoft Excel 16 certification exam in Virginia, leading him to a national competition and then the international competition, where he won $10,000 in prize money.

John says he was surprised to learn that people actually take these competitions very seriously.

Here is an interview with John:

“Some of the foreign countries, they’ve been training for hours and hours and hours on end,” he said.

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“When you first meet the international students, everyone’s friendly, but when they find out you’re competing against them in the same category, they get this fire in their eyes. They want to win.”

“Most of us in an office think that we know how to use Excel. These kids really know,” said Aaron Osmond, general manager of Certiport, the company that runs the competition.

UPDATE: In 2018, the competition had more than 760,000 candidates from around the world. In the final round there were over 152 students from 51 different countries. The format of the competition was varied in that competitors could choose between 2013 or 2016 versions of PowerPoint, Word, or Excel. There were six winners for each category and version.

Here is an interview with the world champion Kevin Dimaculangan. He shares his experience and what his plans are for his future:

Here is a short documentary style video that shows you what people in Malaysia do to qualify for the Excel World Championships. Competitors get 40 minutes. Three tasks. There are only five finalists. And only one winner goes on to represent their country in the Excel World Championships.

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13 Keanu Reeves Memes You Should Probably Take a Look At

Does any person on the planet have more love being thrown their way than Keanu Reeves right now?

To be fair, he seems to have earned it. Story after story after story makes him appear to be the genuine article.

So here are 13 memes to celebrate the guy who we just can’t get enough of…

1. This. Right. Here.

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2. Two sides to everybody…

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3. It’s true.

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4. He’s all of us.

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5. WUT?!?! We have to save him!

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6. Pretty much immortal, yes…

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7. Oh snap

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8. Hahaha… oh internet…

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9. He did make INSANE amounts of money from The Matrix. True story.

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10. Haha, classic Keanu…

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11. When you see it…

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12. Fair enough!

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13. Damn Keanu!

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Are all your problems solved? No.

Do you feel better? Yes.

You’re welcome.

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Sesame Street Characters Reenacted ‘Sabotage’ by the Beastie Boys. Take a Look.

When the Sabotage video hit the airwaves, it was a game-changer. Suddenly, the Beasties were back on top and firmly in the public consciousness like they hadn’t been in years.

The Sabotage video was directed by Spike Jonze and was a throwback to 1970s-style cop TV shows such as Starsky and Hutch and Baretta. It was a brilliant idea and executed perfectly. To be honest, music videos had become a little boring by the time the Sabotage video came out in 1994, and the Beastie Boys injected some fun and humor back into MTV, which seemed to be all doom and gloom with the explosion of grunge. Here’s a refresher.

I think people can argue that the Sabotage video set the stage for such later classic videos as Weezer’s Buddy Holly.

 

The Sesame street video was made by Mylo the Cat (aka Adam Schleichkorn) using footage from the 1985 Sesame Street film Follow That Bird. He’s previously gained fame for video mashups such as Barney the Dinosaur doing The Notorious B.I.G’s Get Money.

Is it silly? Yes. Is it goofy? Absolutely.

The mashup works well for these videos because, like the original video, there’s a lot of running around and people getting chased, this time it just happens to be Big Bird.

I think this is one of the better mashup videos I’ve ever seen, to be honest. Here’s the entire video for you to enjoy.

Oh, and, RIP MCA.

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10+ Times We Should’ve Given Nature a Standing Ovation

You know what? Nature is filled with some pretty awesome sh*t!

So why do so many of us think we’ve seen most of what the world has to offer? Yeah, right…. you ain’t see nothing yet!

The following 12 pictures slap you back into reality and make you realize that there are some genuine oddities out there that nobody could have anticipated.

Behold!

1. “What up?” says this rare black serval cat

2. Have you ever encountered a two-faced animal? Huh?!?

3. Panda Picasso

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4. Sequoias never cease to amaze us

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5. A baby dragon!

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6. “My dog’s nose is healing from a cat scratch”

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7. This baby falcon weighs less than a bar of chocolate

8. Hitching a ride on a friend

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9. This waterfall is shaped like a woman wearing a dress

10. This looks like an iguana head, but it’s really a rock

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11. A chameleon shedding its skin

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Awesome, right?

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Check out These Funny Jokes About ‘Stranger Things’

The third season of Stranger Things is already a massive hit and almost everyone on the planet has binged watched the show. So now that you’ve seen it, you need some jokes to help you digest everything that happened in the new episodes!

There are some Season 3 spoilers below, so if you haven’t watched yet and you don’t want to ruin it, here’s your chance to turn back!

1. Accurate

2. On point

3. The mindflayer

4. Max

5. She found out

6. Broke!

7. LOL

8. Plenty of time

9. Sneakin’ out

10. That’s right

11. Three inches

12. I can hear that

13. Oh, Billy

14. What happened?

15. Flirting

Who’s ready for Season 4?

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10 Panoramic Animal Fails That Are so Terrible You’ll Love Them

What if the subject of those great panoramic photos you take, like, say, a dog, is a little more active than a sunset?

I guess you may end up with a picture worth a thousand legs.

These awesome panoramic shots of our furry friends will have you wondering if a new species is among us.

10. The quietest dog you’ll ever meet

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9. Centipede puppy

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8. Cartoon dog comes to life

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7. Bird Dog?

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6. Sandworm…cat

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5. Disappearing kitty

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4. Crocodog

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3. Snuffleupa-pup

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2. Loooong neck Giraffe

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1. Hydra Hound

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Careful with those Panoramic settings or you might discover a new species.

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