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15 Questions About Disney Villains That Need to Be Answered Right Now

Have you had these questions burning a hole in your mind since you were a kid?

I think we all know the answer is YES.

#15. What was Captain Hook’s name before, you know…

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He wasn’t born that way, I assume.

#14. Why didn’t Jafar just wish for a new kingdom?

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Maybe hubris really was the thing that did him in.

#13. How does Hades die in his own river?

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Don’t you think he would have thought of that?!

#12. Why didn’t the Magic Mirror just warn the Evil Queen to steer clear of Snow White altogether?

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It really was throwing some serious shade.

#11. How did literally no one ever punish the cats in Lady and the Tramp?

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As a child, this injustice bugged me – and it’s followed me into adulthood!

#10. If Cruella de Vil and Anita are the same age, why does the villain look so gray and aged?

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Seriously, she can afford the good stuff. Moisturizer, I mean.

#9. What is Scar’s deal?

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How did he become an outcast? He’s pretty terrible, but we don’t really know why.

#8. Was Maleficent really that petty?

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I mean, she didn’t get invited to a party. Was it really that big of a deal?

#7. Why did the Queen of Hearts insist on croquet?

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She had to know, deep down, that she sucked and was going to lose her cool.

#6. Why doesn’t anyone except Belle seem to notice how awful Gaston is?

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They’re not in high school anymore – who puts up or admires buffoons into adulthood?

#5. Why doesn’t Prince John buy tailored clothes?

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Does he enjoy literally not being able to fill his predecessors shoes?

#4. Yzma is supposedly a chemist, so why can’t she make her own eternal youth compound?

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Maybe she’s just not very good?

#3. If Lady Tremaine knew her daughters needed a little help to get the prince’s attention, why didn’t she make sure they had better dresses?

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She clearly wasn’t really trying.

#2. Esmerelda was not the only pretty girl in Paris, soo…

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Why didn’t Claude Frollo just move on instead of threatening to literally burn the whole thing down?

#1. Was Dr. Facilier just hell-bent on evil control?

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He lives in New Orleans – couldn’t he have just grabbed a hurricane and some gumbo and called it a day?

Fess up, baddies!

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Do You Recognize These 10 Celebs After They Used the FaceApp?

It’s pretty much impossible to avoid FaceApp right now. By now you’ve seen somebody who has used it to make them look a much older version of themselves.

And the results are impressive, if not a bit… nefarious? 150M people have now downloaded and used the app since it launched, but do they really know what they signed up for? Because FaceApp’s terms of service look like this…

You grant FaceApp a perpetual, irrevocable, nonexclusive, royalty-free, worldwide, fully-paid, transferable sub-licensable license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, publicly perform and display your User Content and any name, username or likeness provided in connection with your User Content in all media formats and channels now known or later developed, without compensation to you.

So yeah, just be careful.

Now on to the celebrities! I’m actually not going to name them, and some of them might be easy to spot at first. But we’ll see! Btw, the answers will be at the very bottom.

Good luck!

1. You used to call this guy on the telephone…

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2. English crooner…

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3. Bonafide legendary Warrior!

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4. A former X-man… man!

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5. Just look at his apron…

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6. She’s always doing something!

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7. Famous DJ alert!

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8. Look! Washed up reality stars!

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9. This guy is legit super!

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10. He’s got the horses in his car…

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ANSWERS: 1: Drake, 2: Sam Smith, 3: Steph Curry, 4: James Marsden, 5: Gordon Ramsey, 6: Busy Phillips, 7: Diplo, 8: JWow & Snooki, 9: Zachary Levi, 10: Little Nas X.

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A Mom Ordered Her Daughter a “Moana” Cake…but Got a “Marijuana” Cake Instead

I think ordering an adorable Disney princess cake and walking away with a cake immortalizing one’s love for drugs is quite a doozy. Don’t you?

I mean, this is more than thinking you can re-create Bikini Bottom like the professional who posted the design on Facebook and ending up with a blue-green lump wearing a starfish bra, right?

Not that I’ve seen that happen. At all. Ahem.

Luckily, the daughter in question was celebrating her 25th birthday and not her 5th, which makes the situation more hilarious than tragic.

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Kensli Davis requested a Moana cake from an Atlanta bakery, and her mother complied, since one of the most important parts of planning and hosting a birthday party is to have the perfect cake for the guest of honor.

In case you’ve forgotten what Moana looks like:

When she went to pick it up, though, she opened the lid to find a cake decorated with a marijuana leaf and a totally stoned My Little Pony.

Can we just pause for a moment to appreciate the artistry behind this My Little Pony, though? I mean. It’s green, it’s emitting a puff of smoke, and it comes complete with bloodshot eyes.

Kensli posted a photograph to Facebook she thought it was so funny.

I haven’t had a chance to tell y’all about our experience this weekend with my birthday cake. So my mama called and…

Posted by Kensli Taylor Davis on Tuesday, July 2, 2019

“So my mama called and ordered me a cake telling them how much I loved Moana. (Because I really do). Well, needless to say these people thought she said marijuana.”

Other people have also been quick to see the humor in the situation; her post has gathered 12,000 reactions and 13,000 shares – most of which are the uber-appropriate “crying laughing” emoji.

And, like many stories involving cake and marijuana, this one has a happy ending.

“That ice cream cake was still good, though.”

And isn’t that really all that matters?

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People Share Embarrassing School Moments When Teachers and Periods Collided

The ladies reading this have been here.

You’re sitting in class, minding your own biz… and then it hits. That time of the month.

A moment of panic? Yes. You ask to use the restroom. Teacher says no.

Wait… what?!

If you’re anything like these 15 students, that day was not a good day.

Let’s take a look…

1. Murdered dead

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2. Huh… guess she’s a great liar!

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3. Yikes!

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4. What the hell is a “no bathroom” rule?!

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5. Ewwwwwww….

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6. Boom. Savage.

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7. Well, you probably ARE an actress…

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8. Payback is a…

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9. Don’t ever do this if you’re a teacher…

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10. A comedy of errors…

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11. What a dick!

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12. HAHAHAHAHA… this one!

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13. Well, that’s good improvisation…

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14. Good!

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15. That’s always an option…

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If you’re a teacher… HOW do you not know how to handle something like this?!

Come on people…

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Check out Some of the Funniest Cat Jokes That Vets Put up on Their Signs

You gotta be sharp to get a funny joke on the sign for your business that actually works. It’s a delicate balance – one that can be difficult to strike.

And it becomes even more challenging when we’re talking about veterinarian offices. And cats on top of that.

But these people all nailed it!

Get ready to laugh…

1. Very true

#funnyvetsign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Thursday, September 28, 2017

2. This is my sister’s vet in Baton Rouge! No joke!

Posted by Highland Road Animal Hospital on Friday, September 13, 2013

3. They’re still in charge

They definitely have not. 😂

Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Thursday, April 26, 2018

4. Ignoring you

Cats would never text back and leave you on read. 😂🐱

Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Tuesday, May 16, 2017

5. Hey o!

#funnyvetsign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Sunday, September 16, 2018

6. 50/50

#funnyvetsign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Sunday, February 4, 2018

7. Ain’t that the truth?

Posted by Highland Road Animal Hospital on Friday, September 13, 2013

8. Hairball City

Because, even if you've got hardwood floors, your cat WILL find that one square foot of carpet #lifewithcats

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Thursday, April 3, 2014

9. You need a black belt

#funnyvetsign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Sunday, March 18, 2018

10. I learned it from watching you!

Fuzzy wants you to know:

Posted by Acton Animal Hospital on Monday, September 15, 2014

11. Cat thoughts

The things cats think… 😹

Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Tuesday, January 23, 2018

12. That’s impossible

#funnysign # ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Friday, May 26, 2017

13. Four good ones

Didn't get a chance to drive by this week? Never fear, the online signboard is here! #verypunny

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, September 17, 2017

14. I actually laughed at this

They're purrty easy to spot.

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15. And…let’s end with a zinger

😹⛰

Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Thursday, January 24, 2019

Those are all very humorous and I’d be proud to bring my cat Mr. Whiskers there.

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15 Times People Realized They’re Too Tall for Japan

One thing I have heard about Japan, is that if you’re an American, you may stand out because of, among other things, your height.

And these people definitely learned that Japan is not really built for tall folks. These pics oughta give you a good laugh.

1. He’s REALLY tall

My 6’7" Stepfather is visiting Japan this week from pics

2. Stands out in a crowd

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#tallinjapan 📷 @fawnvu

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3. Ouch!

6’3” lived in a traditional Japanese house in Japan for two months. There was lots of exposed wooden beams from tall

4. Great memories

5. Watch out

I recently travelled to Japan. from tall

6. Shark bait

7. Friends who duck together…

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8. Giant

9. Cut off

10. Raise the roof

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We came, we saw, we raised the roof 🙌🏼😉

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11. Mind your dome

12. Be careful

Japan wasn’t build for me from funny

13. Tear it down

Stayed one night in this hostel in Japan. My head connected with this light 8 times. from tall

14. HUGE

Hotels suck. from tall

15. Come down a few inches

Watch your head!

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Funny Tweets Accurately Describe What It’s like to Be a Picky Eater

Are there picky eaters in your family? People who makes going out to dinner absolute torture? Perhaps that picky eater is YOU. Yeah, I’m looking at you.

Either way, these tweets really sum up the whole picky eater lifestyle.

1. I would hope so

2. Bad idea

3. That sounds like a lie

4. Flip ’em the bird

5. Too many demands

6. You’re not?

7. NoNoNoNoNoNoNo

8. That’s intense

9. Sounds like a cute kid

10. Here they come!

11. Why did I do this?

12. Looks like a lot of work

13. Fussy AF

14. At least you’re being nice about it

15. You passed up Walt’s Favorite Fried Shrimp? Idiot!

Picky enough for you?

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A Vet’s Office Thought They Were Treating an Exotic Bird, but It Was Just Covered in Curry

Some folks recently brought what they believed to be an exotic, orange bird to the Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in England because they saw it stranded on the side of the road looking like it couldn’t fly.

Looks pretty exotic to me.

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Ooohhhhh, I wonder what species it could be…

So the vets got to work treating the bird.

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And what did they discover? The bird was actually a seagull covered in curry.

The Facebook post from the animal hospital read:

“This is one of the strangest casualty circumstances we have seen in a while! This bright-orange herring gull was rescued by kind members of the public who spotted him at the side of the A41. When they called to say they had picked up an orange bird, we had no idea what to expect – and would never have guessed at this!

He had somehow gotten himself covered in curry or turmeric! It was all over his feathers, preventing him from flying properly. We have no idea how he got into this predicament but thankfully, apart from the vibrant colour and pungent smell, he was healthy.

Our veterinary team bravely bathed the gull (now named Vinny after a Vindaloo curry) to clean off his feathers. He managed to cover them in curry water, but eventually did let us scrub him clean.

He is now looking much better and should be able to go for release very soon! As we say, we never know what will come through our doors next!

Huge thanks to the lovely finders who stopped to rescue him.”

Posted by Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital on Monday, July 1, 2019

Vindaloo, I mean Vinny, is now doing just fine. But he needs to avoid all Indian food for the time being…

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20 Tweets so Hilarious They Got More Than 100k Retweets

Have you ever had a really high retweet count? 100? 50? I think my personal best is 4.

I’m killing it!

But these tweets, right here? All of ’em got over 100,000 retweets.

And you’re about to see why.

1. Interrogation

2. Awwww

3. Thicc

4. Seriously

5. I can’t unsee this

6. Classic!

7. Epic

8. Three wishes

9. It needs to be done

10. Seeing stars

11. Naptime

12. High fashion

13. Eat more donuts

14. LOL

15. That’s amazing

16. Attack!

17. New slang

18. Howling

19. Very smart

20. Summoning spirits

Gold, baby! All of them!

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These Posts Prove Why Cats Are Absolutely Perfect

Cats are such peculiar creatures, aren’t they? Independent, no doubt. But they do the strangest things that never need explaining. All in all, most of us can agree that’s what makes them amazing animals. Especially when they do the Brrrr, pffft, purr sound.

But I digress. Here are tumblr’s BEST discussions on cats. And they are puuuurrrrrfect.

10. All about the black cat

 

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9. It’s his super power

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8. Totally right. Brrrrrb

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7. See, unexplained manners

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6. Maybe he’s a dog?

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5. “Stoned out of their kitty minds.”

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4. Look at that face!

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3. Love that sound…

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2. The unexplained activity of a cat

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1. Kitties will let you know when they want to be touched

 

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See puuuuurrrrfect!

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