“Southern” Versions of the Zodiac Signs Are Pretty Darn Accurate

People who acknowledge that zodiac signs and that the personality traits connected to them aren’t exactly science often enjoy reading about themselves all the same. It’s fun, it’s frivolous, and who on earth couldn’t use a dose of one or both these days?

Figuring that she’d landed on something most people enjoy, Liz Dial, a social media specialist with Red Clay Media’s brand It’s a Southern Thing, created a series of illustrations totally nailing what the Zodiac calendar would look like if the signs had been designed by a southerner.

They’re pretty much perfect. Go on and see for yourself.

Aries = Cicada & Taurus = Bullfrog

Posted by It's a Southern Thing on Friday, July 12, 2019

Gemini = Coyote & Cancer = Possum

Posted by It's a Southern Thing on Friday, July 12, 2019

Leo = Black Bear & Virgo = Armadillo

Posted by It's a Southern Thing on Friday, July 12, 2019

Libra = Lightning Bug & Scorpio = Cotton Mouth

Posted by It's a Southern Thing on Friday, July 12, 2019

Saggitarius = Gator & Capricorn = Crawfish

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Aquarius = White-tailed Deer & Pisces = Catfish

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You can follow Liz’s other genius posts at southernthing.com or their Instagram page.

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The ‘Moon Selfie’: 11 People Took Pics with Toilet Paper Rolls and They’re Hilarious

Hey, this is pretty fun!

Every month there seems to be some kind of big “moon” even happening, so recently, r/JokeInks posted this photo on Reddit inviting others to join in on the fun of becoming one!

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/JokeInks

Did Reddit respond?

You’re damn right they did!

Here are the best moon selfies ever in the history of moon selfies!

10. Mean Moon

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/hedgelinghog

9. Full Moon

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/SisterResister

 8. Pensive Moon

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/laurasaurus

7. Sleepy Moon

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/UncleFishies

6. Happy Moon

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/Xenokiller101

5. Orbiting moon

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4. 246 days of Moon

3. Thoughtful Moon

Photo Credit: Reddit, r/flashmanMRP

2. Mustache Moon

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1. Grumpy Moon

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Want to try it out? Take a snap and post it in the comments!

You know you want to…

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Instagram Gets Fooled by a Fake “Influencer”… Again

Right now, we live in a very strange world. People are famous and wealthy for doing almost nothing except knowing how, when, and where to take a photo and post it to social media. Very odd…

A construction worker named Omar asked his daughter what an “influencer” is, and after she explained the (pretty ridiculous) reality behind this phenomenon, Omar said “Pssh, I could do that!”

And he did: He started his own Instagram account with carefully curated photos of his everyday life.

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Omar posted his first photo on May 3, 2019, and his numbers have gone through the roof. As of this writing, Omar has 435,000 Instagram followers. I’d call that a success, wouldn’t you?

Take a look at Omar’s pics and maybe pick up some tips on how you can become an influencer yourself.

PS: Read all the way until the end for an important update on this viral, trending story. It turns out that all is not as it seems…

1. On the job

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Hi, I’m Omar. This is my office. 👷🏼‍♂️👍

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2. A delicious cup of coffee

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I ❤ coffee.

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3. Pinkies up

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When your work neighbors have the best coffee in town. ☕😍

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4. Blowtorch

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Stogie break. 🔥

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5. The splash

6. More coffee

7. Stogie time

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Nothing like a good cigar after a hard day’s work. 👍

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8. Here I am

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Job site, downtown Austin. 🚧

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Update: it turns out that Omar and his Instagram persona are just a marketing ploy by an ad agency to sell coffee.

Cuvée Coffee in Austin, Texas, to be exact. If you go back and look through “Omar’s” photos, there are quite a few coffee pics in there and they’re all tagged the same location.

Duped again!

Mike McKim, the owner of Cuvée Coffee, said, “The whole idea was what we always thought as an influencer, and what we used as an influencer in the past, they don’t always fit our brand. We need a different type of influencer: a hard-worker, blue-collar guy.” So McKim worked with a marketing company to create the Omar character and the ad campaign.

I wish Omar was real, but this is still a pretty clever marketing ploy, I must admit.

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12 Stories That Will Make You Think Twice About Dining and Dashing

Shame on you if you’ve dined and dashed before. Because you do know that what your food cost comes out of the wait staff’s paycheck, right? Yeah, that’s a thing. At least in some cases.

So why do people do it? These 12 people did the deed and some reveal why…

1. Don’t do it again!

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2. Good!

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3. Hope your girl didn’t like it too much…

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4. Not a good excuse.

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5. Get to it!

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6. I can’t be angry at foster kids for doing this…

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7. If somebody is seriously not waiting on you, I can see this..

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8. Well DUH!

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9. Haha, ya think? Because you’re a thief? Crazy!

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10. Hmmm… something tells me you’re gonna get caught.

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11. Just go up and ask!

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12. Oh, there’s a bad part? Poor baby…

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So, have you ever done this? How’d it go? Did you feel guilty AF?

Hope so…

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17 Tweets About Movies for All the Film-Lovers out There

Are you a cinephile? You obsessed with movies?

If so, then these tweets are for you! Just don’t look at them while you’re at the theater, cause that’s super rude!

1. Jack Black’s a funny guy

2. Chilling

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3. I believe it

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4. Stubert Little?

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5. BIGGER!

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6. No one puts gat-ey in the corner

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7. But really

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8. Solid point

Photo Credit: Twitter: @Jay_FrickinLynn

9. We all knew it when we saw it

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10. Gross

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11. Carry the 1…

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12. Uh oh

13. Let’s!

14. LOL

15. Let’s get it done!

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16. *Claps*

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17. I totally get it

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Now, off to the cinema!

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You’ll Understand These Tweets If You’ve Ever Worked in a Restaurant

Oh, the service industry.

If you’ve worked in retail or in restaurants, you will relate to these RL tweets. If you haven’t, then prepare to understand what happens behind the scenes.

12. Sad but true

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11. No matter what, have your shift covered

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10. I’m so not sorry, lady

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9. Rather, 6 minutes before closing. Yeah, don’t be that person.

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8. Work dreams are real.

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7. Can someone please take that joke out back and pitch it in the trash?

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6. Can we make this happen?

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5. Next time, I’m handing over my name tag.

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4. We really only have two hands

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3. This happens

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2. Every. Damn. Time.

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1. You should see the look on the bank teller…

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Working with the public is hard!

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20 Hilarious and Weird Photos People Shared from Uber and Taxi Rides

You never know what you’re in for when you take a taxi, an Uber, or a Lyft, now do you?

You might get the silent type of driver who doesn’t want to say a word, or you might get a total chatterbox who tells you their life story. Or you might just get a total character.

Here are 20 photos people shared of funny and weird things they experienced on their rides.

1. “This Is My Uber Driver Beni, He Took Me To The Hospital And Keeping Me Company Since Most Of My Family Lives Out Of The State”

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2. “My Cab Driver Tonight Was So Excited To Share With Me That He’d Made The Cover Of The Calendar. I Told Him I’d Help Let The World See”

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3. “A Note Hanging From This Taxi Driver’s Steering Wheel”

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4. “My Uber Driver Was A Slimmer, Cooler, Mustached Version Of Myself”

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5. “Our Halloween Uber Driver Asked Us To Pose For A Picture With Her That She Could Send To Scare Her Husband – Who Was Worried About Her Driving Out Late. Mission Accomplished”

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6. “I Just Rode With The Highest Rated Uber Driver In NYC”

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7. “Sign In A Taxi Cab”

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8. “I Don’t Think The Uber Riders Will Find My Halloween Decoration As Funny As I Do”

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9. “This Bangkok Taxi Driver Being A Real Bro”

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10. “Funding Our Uber Driver’s Vacations!”

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11. “My Uber Driver Had An NES Set Up In The Backseat”

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12. “My Friend Is A Lyft Driver And Turned His Car Into A Voter Registration Booth”

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13. “Welcome To The Peach State! My Atlanta Lyft Driver Has Peaches Ready For Her Riders!”

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14. “Starting My St Patrick’s Day In This Uber”

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15. “My Uber Driver Picked Me Up From The Airport In 5 Minutes, Which Is Insane Considering He Drove All The Way From 2002”

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16. “Getting Out Of My Lyft And The Driver Handed Me His Business Card”

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17. “In The Back Of A Taxi. It’s A Fair Request”

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18. “We Asked Our Cab Driver What The Best Tip He Ever Got Was. Turns Out He Had Received That Tip Earlier Tonight!”

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19. “My Uber Driver Has Sticky Notes From All Of His Passengers On The Roof Of His Car”

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20. “My Uber Driver Was Dressed Like Superman”

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Let’s hope all our upcoming rides will be this eventful!

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15+ Hilarious Parenting Tweets. Their Patience Is Impressive…

The following kids are testing their parents’ patience to the limits and then some.

Just be glad you aren’t them.

Yet…

19. Right on target!

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18. This kid is gonna be rich!

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17. I’ll offer you zero dollars!

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16. Okay, listen here you dummy…

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15. Oh damn. Dat me.

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14. He had to find out sometime!

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13. Because they kept losing the brush… desperate measure were employed!

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12. Actually, not mad at this kid at all. Wood penguins FTW!

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11. Everything is a dog to a toddler.

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10. Attack of the killer tomatoes!

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9. Yeah dad, what if?!?!?

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8. You’ve got a future billionaire on your hands, sir!

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7. I am extremely impressed, actually.

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6. Now they’re safe… forever!

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5. It just knew. Don’t question it.

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4. Well, she did it!

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3. OMFG!

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2. Well, can you?!?!

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1. Guess she’s not going to Disney World then!

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So yeah, don’t have kids. Or do.

But don’t come blaming me when they act like psychopaths!

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15+ Wholesome Posts About Dogs

Ahhhh, our beloved four-legged friends.

I’m sure you’ve seen this popular opinion on social media, but it keeps popping up because it’s true: We don’t deserve dogs. They’re the best. And it’s not up for debate.

So, to put you in a much better mood than you were in before you clicked on this link, I present to you, 20 Wholesome Dog Posts!

Enjoy.

1. I love this!

A Puppy Saved From A Fire Becomes A Firefighter from aww

2. BFF

I volunteer for a dog rescue, we love seeing updates of the dogs in their new homes. This one made me smile! from aww

3. Good job, Stanley!

Stanley my medical alert pupper got to call 911 for the first time when I had ignored his alerts and fell into a seizure. He followed every step and tasked perfectly until medics arrived. from dogswithjobs

4. Comfort

5. Hello!

I haven’t met my new neighbor yet, but her dogs love me from aww

6. A warm place to sleep

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There are heroes out there.

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7. She loves it

My little girl who is 15 years old wanted to go to the park today, she’s a bit too old so I carried her down there, when we got there this is how she sat enjoying the sunshine. Love her to bits! from aww

8. Fitness plan

My 90yo neighbor hasn’t walked her dog in years so I volunteered to do it for her. So proud of Buddy’s weight loss!!! from aww

9. He might be your dog now

Hig will sit on my steps and howl until I open the door and acknowledge him. Also Hig is not my dog. from aww

10. Another rescue

My daughter has a huge heart for dogs and begged for months to get another rescue. She even used all her money to pitch in for the fees. Here she is with our third rescue pupper, Daisy. from aww

11. Time flies

Where does the time go? from aww

12. You have a new member of the club

A local farm where I live had trouble with their flock all wanting to sleep in the same house, each night they have to go break them up. The other night they found their dog had joined in from funny

13. Can’t say no

14. I just miss him

15. Walter

This is Walter. Walter waits by the front gate every Monday for his friends the binmen, who always shower him with love and treatos. 11/10 patient boy from aww

16. In love

My husband-to-be and my doggo have this great thing going on. from aww

17. Together again

My boys were separated for two years due to a divorce. My ex agreed today that I can keep my 9 year old boy!!! from aww

18. Oh, Ralph

19. New dog

Headed to a concert last night when something ran in front of my car. Needless to say I missed the concert and now have a new dog. from aww

20. Two of a kind

My dog Curtis (left) with his best friend Simon at doggy daycare from aww

About as wholesome as it gets!

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This Is What Would Happen If You Actually Broke into Area 51

Area 51 seems to be all the rage right now.

Talk of storming Area 51 in order to find out the truth once and for all – and also because “they can’t stop all of us” – has captivated the internet recently.

Mostly because we all love laughing emojis.

Aside from the fact that the government has tanks and also nuclear weapons and could, if they wanted to, definitely stop all of us, the idea has spawned endlessly amusing memes and internet jokes.

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Good day at lake👍🏼😁 #fidoop #area51 #xip #gopblo

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That said, if you’re an alien-believer and know the truth is out there…you might be wondering what might happen if people really did push for a peek inside the storied government facility.

First off, the area belongs to the US military, and the Air Force has publicly warned that anyone approaching the area would be discouraged from “trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces.”

US law forbids trespassing on military bases (Section 1382 of Title 18) and says that anyone found breaking the law could be subject to six months in prison, a $500 fine, or both.

Area 51 is part of Edwards Air Force Base, which means it falls into the category protected by said law, and the signs posted around Area 51 suggest the government takes trespassing there seriously. They state that the area is restricted, that trespassing is illegal, and that “use of deadly force authorized.”

Which seems to indicate that you’re taking some pretty grave chances should you decide to storm the place.

An assumption backed up by the fact that, in 2017, the US military opened fire on a man who tried to break into a Royal Air Force base in the UK.

And that was just for a quiet base in the English countryside. It’s safe to say that Area 51 would be at least as rigorously defended.

In 2016, a television crew filming the BBC show “Conspiracy Road Trip” were arrested at gunpoint for approaching the restricted area, made to lie face-down on the ground, and forced to remain there for 3 hours while they passed security checks. They were eventually fined and let go.

Two years before that a tour bus inadvertently (they claimed) drove through the warning signs. The tour was pulled over by military armed with M-16s.

These attempts were deemed harmless and treated as such, but earlier this year, at least one man “with a cylindrical object in-hand” was shot dead near the Nevada National Security Site after failing to stop at a security gate.

If you decide you can afford the fine and want to go ahead with it, well…I guess try not to look too threatening. Maybe don’t carry any cylindrical objects?

Or just don’t. That’s probably the better idea.

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