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10+ Photos of Men Who Are Very Confused

Listen: sometimes men pretend not to know what’s going on in order to get out of extra work.

Other times when they’ve just never encountered a “womanly” thing and their reaction can be totally priceless.

The proof!

13. Always share.

12. CRINGE.

11. Sooooo awkward.

10. It’s pretty AND it’s dinner.

9. Rockin it.

8. Dude.

7. He made you laugh on your period that’s something.

6. Not sure whether this should be a swipe right or left.

5. It might still make you barf.

4. This story ended up in a very different place from where it started.

3. Monster.

2. Doritos=Love.

1. Precious.

 

Men… can’t live with ’em, don’t want to clean your own gutters!

Amirite ladies?!

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Guys Open up About the Women’s Habits They Can’t Stand

Women are the cleaner gender, right?

Well, if we’re being honest, both genders can act pretty disgusting at times. And these guys aren’t afraid to reveal the things women do that gross them out the most.

1. Well, this is dumb AF…

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2. I wonder how many guys do this… oh most of them? Got it!

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3. Yeah, being natural is TOTALLY gross. Get a life bruh…

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4. Plot twist!

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5. Oh, your deal is about to be broken forever, my boy…

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6. Really? REALLY?!?

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7. Okay, sometimes leggings can be a problem…

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8. AGREED!

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9. Haha, you feeling a lot of elbows out there??

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10. I mean… not entirely wrong…

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11. Yeah, doesn’t it just make it worse?

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Girls, how many of these are you most guilty of?

And guys, do you agree or disagree with these?

Let us know in the comments!

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A Florida Man Parked His Car in His Kitchen so It Didn’t Blow Away in Hurricane Dorian

“Florida Man” news never gets old, does it?

A man in Florida parked his car in his kitchen to protect it from Hurricane Dorian. And also just because, well, he can.

Patrick Eldridge lives in Jacksonville, a city that just narrowly escaped the path of Hurricane Dorian this week. While preparing for the storm, Patrick and his wife Jessica discussed what to do with their vehicles. Jessica’s car was parked in the garage, and, to avoid having to clean the rest of the garage to make room for Patrick’s car, he suggested parking it inside the house. He wanted to make sure it didn’t “blow away” and also to prove that he can.

This is a Smart car, so it’s significantly smaller than a regular car. But still, Jessica didn’t believe that it would fit.

“I said there was no way he could. He said he could,” Jessica said. “So he opened the double doors and had it in. I was amazed that it could fit. He had it in with no problems.”

Posted by Jess Ica on Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Patrick neatly parked the car inside the kitchen on top of a rug to protect the floor.

Surprisingly, Jessica says that the car isn’t even really in the way. She was able to maneuver around it to cook and serve dinner. However, it’s still a nuisance.

Posted by Jess Ica on Tuesday, September 3, 2019

“I’m hoping he will pull it out pretty soon once the wind dies down,” she said. “There is room and it’s not in the way but my dogs are confused by it.”

Posted by Jess Ica on Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Yeah, I would be, too.

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All of the Muppets Have Their Own Twitter Accounts

The Muppets are timeless, hilarious, wholesome, and deserve all of the attention they’ve ever gotten.

Also, some of them have activated Twitter accounts, and if you’re on the social media platform and love a daily dose of laughter, you definitely need to be following these gems.

There’s Cookie Monster (my personal fav).

Oscar the Grouch (I can so relate to him!).

Pepe the King Prawn should never be overlooked….

And Fozzie Bear has bad jokes for dayyyyyyys.

Statler and Waldorf get funnier the older I get, I swear.

Ernie and Bert are the best roommates ever, don’t @ me.

Sure, Elmo can be annoying, but someone loving you every single day can’t be bad.

Abby Cadabby loves Mean Girls as much as you do. No, really.

For insight into life as a rat, why not give Rizzo a follow?

And Gonzo is full of puns, and I know I need that in my life.

Big Bird makes you smile…

And Kermit never lets you down.

Then there’s Piggy (obvious)…

And Grover, because adorably naive never gets old.

You’re welcome!

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People in Long-Term Relationships May Know These 12 Things to Be True

There are some good things to being single, and there are advantages to being part of a couple.

Likewise, there are many, many hilariously terrible things about both scenarios – and below are 12 things only people in a long-term relationship will be able to read and laugh (to keep from crying).

12. It’s all about still being able to surprise the other person.

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@dc5k20 ? love you #longtermrelationshipbarbie

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11. That really gets your motor running…

10. When you know you might have gone a bit too far.

9. You know you’re tired when you argue DURING SEX about who has to do all of the work.

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You’re asking a lot here, big fella

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8. Toilet time is family time.

7. Who needs privacy?

6. Are you just going to stand there, orrrr?

5. Fine, I’ll try it. Just shut up.

4. How else do houses get cleaned?

3. Friday nights.

2. Seriously those are mine.

1. Your point?

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#longtermrelationshipbarbie

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Gotta love your partner, right?

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A French Man Attempted a DIY Project and Got His Head Stuck in a Ladder for 5 Days

Home improvement shows on television may make projects look simple (or at least doable) around the house, and it’s no wonder that more and more unqualified people have it in their heads they can tackle things around the house without professional help. Stores like Lowes and Home Depot perpetuate the myth, more than happy to sell you everything you need except an actual skillset.

This guy, though, learned the hard way that everything is not meant to be a do-it-yourself.

Or at least, it shouldn’t be.

The unnamed man from eastern France spent five whole days with his head wedged between two ladder rungs after he fell while working in his bathroom. His head swelled up so quickly he was unable to pull it out, reports the BBC.

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Raaaaash #stuckinaladder

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Given his encumbrance, he was unable to reach either his phone or the sink tap, meaning that when his sister finally found him and alerted medics to his distress, he was badly dehydrated, in addition to suffering from reduced blood flow to his head.

The hospital checked him over and released him, though he is still being monitored for complications.

My Dad got his head stuck in the porch yesterday whilst trying to feed a dead bee to a spider that lives in the bushes… from funny

The good (?) news is, he’s far from the first person (or animal) to find their head trapped in a ladder.

Let that be a warning to all of you DIYers out there – you just never know what the worst case scenario is going to be until it happens to you.

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A Huge Game of Hide-And-Seek at IKEA Got Stopped by the Police

This is a headline you don’t see every day, now is it? But it’s true – every word of it!

Police were recently called to an IKEA store in Glasgow, Scotland, after store employees became alarmed when customers began hiding in cupboards, refrigerators, and beds.

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The culprit? A “Hide and Seek” Facebook event that over 2,000 people signed up for and another 10,000 folks were “interested in.” Damn you, social media!

The store’s management had heard about the planned event and were turning people away at the front door, but they couldn’t catch every mischievous person who wanted to get in on the action.

Not sure if you have seen the hide and seek thing going on in Ikea but, my friend just dropped me off at the airport to…

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Five police officers were dispatched to the IKEA store to help staff put an end to the game. Rob Cooper, the manager of the Glasgow store, said:

“The safety of our customers and co-workers is always our highest priority. We were aware of an unofficial hide and seek Facebook event being organised to take place at our store and have been working with the local police for support. While we appreciate playing games in one of our stores may be appealing to some, we do not allow this kind of activity to take place to ensure we are offering a safe environment and relaxed shopping experience for our customers.”

Sounds like this game got squashed almost before it even started. Buzzkill!

There’s actually been a somewhat global trend of people wanting to play Hide and Seek at IKEA stores going all the way back to 2014. Games have taken place in Belgium, the Czech Republic, and the Netherlands. One organizer for a game in Belgium said, “Sometimes it’s fun just to do some childish things. Ikea is like an extremely large living room. We played hide and seek the whole day. It was really exhausting but so much fun.”

IKEA, however, is not on board. The store issued a statement telling customers, “It’s hard to control. We need to make sure people are safe in our stores and that’s hard to do if we don’t even know where they are.”

Good point. Safety first, people…keep that in mind.

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A Japanese Woman Uses Instagram to Document the Stuff Her Husband Leaves Around the House

We all know marriage isn’t easy, and sometimes there’s nothing more soothing to your frayed patience than a little passive aggressive social media posting.

A fact that @gomi_sutero seems to realize, since she posts the trash her husband leaves lying around the house on her Instagram account (the handle means “throw away your trash”) with captions telling him to cut it out.

No word yet on whether it’s working, but as you can see from the 12 posts below, she’s already a legend.

12. “Unroll them RIGHT NOW. And put them in the washing machine.”

11. “Stop doing things that just don’t make sense.”

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_ 今 ヒゲ脱毛行きよるけん ← もう少しの辛抱。笑 . . ところで 誰からも聞かれてないけど 夫婦で大好きなTVが #ゴリパラ見聞録 ！ 何回かじゃんけん行ったり PARCOの屋上のやつとか サンパレスのイベントも行ったり。 @goriken1024 が キッズの口コミでゴリパラを広めてって言いよらしたけん勝手に広める。笑 @nisijinboy1012 は めんたいワイドの中継で控えとらす時に声かけたら写真撮りましょうか？って言ってくれたり 最高に面白いし優しい。 #発見らくちゃく も かなり好き 笑 福岡ローカルな話ですいません。 全国放送で一番好きなTVは 水曜日のダウンタウン。

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10. “Is this the Leaning Tower of Pisa?”

9. “Is this supposed to be a door stopper?”

8. “Why is seaweed stuck here?”

7. “Don’t leave tissue paper like the acorns in My Neighbor Totoro.”

6. “Lids. Lids. Lids. Lids. Lids.”

5. “Don’t leave your contact lens everywhere.”

4. “Who forgets these here? Eat the rice.”

3. “I thought it was a dead body.”

2. “A photo from before. Does anybody take a bath with their glasses on and then leave it in the tub? If you know someone like that please let me know. You will be great friends with my husband.”

1. “You thought you changed the toilet paper? THROW IT AWAY.”

She told Buzzfeed News that she and her husband joke regularly about his habits, so even though he doesn’t know about the account, he would probably think it was funny.

Iconic. There’s no other word for it, people.

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In Case You Didn’t Know, Chuck E. Cheese Has a Pretty Dark Origin Story

Did you even know the character Chuck E. Cheese had an origin story? Also, did you ever learn what the “E”, as in his middle initial, stands for?

“Entertainment.” Charles Entertainment Cheese. Who knew? Mind = BLOWN.

Chuck E. Cheese’s has over 600 locations, so I’m willing to bet that you spent at least a little bit of time there as a kid at a pizza party for someone’s birthday. I’m sorry, but this article might make you feel a little bit differently about your time frolicking throughout the arcade and getting your photo taken with Chuck E.

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Because his background is kinda depressing. Hang on for the mouse’s tale…

Chuck E. Cheese is an orphan, and he grew up in St. Mariana’s Orphanage. He loved to play games and sing the “Happy Birthday” song. The online book detailing his childhood reads, “Because Chuck E. was an orphan, no one knew when his birthday was, so he never had a birthday party of his own. This made Chuck E. sad.”

Chuck E. liked celebrating other kids’ birthdays since he didn’t know his own. At these parties, he developed a love for pizza and video games. After a while, Chuck E. won $50 in a Pong video game tournament, bought a bus ticket to New York and left the orphanage.

But New York City was hard. “Chuck E. would sleep above the kitchen in a pizzeria run by a friendly Italian chef named Pasqually. Chuck E. loved the smell of pizza plus he had plenty of music: Pasqually would listen to, and sing along to, the radio. It was a great place to live.”

Pasqually the chef eventually discovered Chuck E. was living there and he freaked out. Chuck E. didn’t know what else to do so he sang. Pasqually was shocked that a mouse could sing and he decided he was going to make Chuck E. a star.

Chuck E.’s first singing performance was a major bomb and people started walking out of the restaurant. He eventually sang “Happy Birthday” and that went over much better with the crowd. Chuck E. created a franchise for pizza, games, and, most importantly, birthdays, and it turned into the Chuck E. Cheese’s that we all know and love.

As you can imagine, people on Twitter were blown away.

Wow, that was an emotional rollercoaster. I’m spent.

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A Dad Built a ‘Bi-Chair’ for His Bisexual Daughter

A Brazilian artist named Má Matiazi shared a sketch for a “Bi-Chair” with that little phrase doodled on it on Instagram, and people took notice.

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Have you heard about bi-sitting?

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It’s become a running joke on social media that bisexual people don’t know how to sit properly, so much so that it’s even become a meme.

After Matiazi shared her sketch, an Iowa man named Israel Walker decided to reach out to the artist to see if he could attempt to make her vision into a reality. Walker has a bisexual, nonbinary daughter, which is how he learned about the whole “bisexual sitting” thing (stereotype? Is this real? I don’t know).

Matiazi gave Walker her blessing and away he went! And the result: Israel Walker nailed it. Perfection!

Walker’s Facebook post read, “My daughter (who identifies as bisexual genderfuck) thinks that her and other LGBTQ+ folks inability to sit “normally” is hilarious. So I asked Má if I could make my own rough style of Bi-Chair and she said yes! So behold in all its glory: the Bi-chair!”

Posted by Israel Walker on Saturday, August 10, 2019

And the photo of Walker’s daughter lounging in the chair says it all.

Posted by Israel Walker on Saturday, August 10, 2019

Of course, the builder himself had to take it for a spin as well.

Posted by Israel Walker on Saturday, August 10, 2019

Walker made a few alterations to Matiazi’s original design: the chair has shorter arms, the knee rest is a cutout instead of a sloping piece of material, but Walker obviously did a great job. I think he needs to patent this baby now before IKEA swoops in and takes over the Bi-Chair market.

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