These Memes Are for the Worry-Free, Childless People Among Us

Welcome to my world.

If you’re like me and you have no kids, this is the post for you. You know these memes all too well because you’re living them every single day.

If you have kids… well, it’s only forever. Don’t worry. I’m sure all of those hugs you don’t get are worth it.

No no, I’m kidding of course. You get a TON of hugs. How much are you paying per hug? $10,000? Have you ever done the math.

Nevermind! Let’s go!

1. *sniff* what am I gonna do with all this cash????

Photo Credit: Someecards

2. I think you’ll be very successful at that!

Photo Credit: Someecards

3. Okay. Yes. That tracks.

Photo Credit: Someecards

4. There’s a Simpsons reference for everything

Photo Credit: Someecards

5. Diaper free since forever!

Photo Credit: Someecards

6. Well, that sounds fulfilling!

Photo Credit: Someecards

7. Cheese please!

Photo Credit: Someecards

8. No you can’t have that… said nobody to me!

Photo Credit: Someecards

9. OMG! What??? You don’t want humans of your own?!

Photo Credit: Someecards

10. Eliza… you bae!

Photo Credit: Someecards

11. This guy knows what’s up!

Photo Credit: Someecards

12. Morpheus knows his shizzz…

Photo Credit: Someecards

I don’t know… I think I want to have kids now. Because who likes freedom and money. Nobody! That’s who! Hahahahahaha… oh boy.

No, but seriously… what are the best reasons for having kids? Let me know in the comments. Convince me. Please.

The post These Memes Are for the Worry-Free, Childless People Among Us appeared first on UberFacts.

A Maid of Honor Was Told She Could “Wear Anything” to the Wedding…So She Did

If someone asks you to be their maid-of-honor, it comes with more than a few expenses and responsibilities, to boot. You’ve got to help them pick a dress, be there for emotional and moral support, plan a bachelorette party and a shower, and offer to drive the getaway car if she changes her mind at the last minute.

You also need to be willing to lift the brides spirit. Make her laugh.

That said, I doubt bride Deanna Adams expected her maid of honor (and sister) Christina Meador to show up in a towering T-Rex costume.

When you're maid of honor and told you can wear anything you choose…I regret nothing ?

Posted by Christina A. Meador on Saturday, August 10, 2019

As you can see, the pictures are hilarious and awesome…to all of us.

It’s a good thing that Deanna has a sense of humor, too, telling the Daily Mail,

“My sister is awesome and I genuinely was not kidding when I said she could wear whatever she wanted.”

For her part, Christina is happy with her choice.

“When you’re maid of honor and told you can wear anything you choose…I regret nothing.”

It’s hard to have regrets when thousands of people have seen and liked your brand of humor, I guess, and even more so when you’re standing up with the coolest bride ever.

Would you wear this if you were given the license to wear anything? Or do you think this maid of honor took things a step too far?

Let us know in the comments!

The post A Maid of Honor Was Told She Could “Wear Anything” to the Wedding…So She Did appeared first on UberFacts.

A Family Found Grandma’s Lost Dentures…in the Dog’s Mouth

Dogs are the greatest. They make us happy, they comfort us when we’re sad, and yes, they make us laugh.

And this little dog, named Luna, went above and beyond in that last category.

She found Grandma’s missing dentures. It sounds pretty helpful, right? After all, they were missing…

Posted by Anna Carolina Lima on Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Luna belongs to Anna Carolina Lima and her fiancee, who live in Brazil. They also regularly take the dog to visit Lima’s grandmother, who sometimes keeps the little pup when the two lovebirds need someone to watch her for a while.

Posted by Anna Carolina Lima on Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Luna was there one day when grandma decided she needed a nap. She tucked her dentures under her pillow the way she always does so as to not lose them while she snoozes…

Which is when Luna snagged her opportunity.

And also grandma’s dentures.

Image Credit: Facebook

Grandma spent hours looking for her teeth after waking to find them gone – but when Anna returned to gather her pup, she found them basically immediately.

Image Credit: Facebook

And the pictures are truly wonderful. I mean, just look at that pup with her people teeth!

Image Credit: Facebook

Though it is a little bit gross, and though grandma may find herself needing a new set of dentures, Lima and her grandmother weren’t mad. I mean, just look at that smile!

Dogs are the best.

The post A Family Found Grandma’s Lost Dentures…in the Dog’s Mouth appeared first on UberFacts.

A Vegan Woman Demanded Her Neighbor Stop Using Meat on the Barbecue Because of the Smell

Many vegans aren’t exactly subtle about their beliefs. But one vegan in Australia really took things several steps too far when she sued her neighbor for barbecuing in their own backyard.

Cilla Carden is a vegan massage therapist from Girrawheen, Australia. She claims that her neighbors intentionally barbecued fish in their backyard to bother her.

“They’ve put [the barbecue] there so I smell fish, all I can smell is fish. I can’t enjoy my back yard, I can’t go out there,” Cilla told Nine News Perth.

“It’s deliberate, that’s what I told the courts, it’s deliberate.”

Photo Credit: iStock

To repeat: the argument is that they are deliberately cooking in their own backyard in order to waft the scent of fish, which Cilla does not eat as she is vegan, into Cilla’s yard. To…punish her? Or something?

This seems to be a case of a long-running neighborly feud. Cilla is not only bothered by the barbecuing, but also by her neighbors’ cigarette smoke and the sounds of their children playing, both of which drift into her own yard.

So, she filed a lawsuit in the Supreme Court of the state of Western Australia, accusing her neighbors of breaching residential laws. The legal battle has dragged on since 2017. Her case was thrown out by a tribunal and a Supreme Court judge. Cilla filed an appeal, but that was thrown out too.

“What they are doing is living in their backyard and their home as a family,” said the State Administrative Tribunal of Western Australia.

Photo Credit: iStock

Cilla’s neighbors have reportedly conceded to some of Cilla’s demands. They removed the barbecue and banned their kids from playing basketball in the yard.

But Cilla plans to continue fighting them in court.

The post A Vegan Woman Demanded Her Neighbor Stop Using Meat on the Barbecue Because of the Smell appeared first on UberFacts.

A Vegan Woman Demanded Her Neighbor Stop Using Meat on the Barbecue Because of the Smell

Many vegans aren’t exactly subtle about their beliefs. But one vegan in Australia really took things several steps too far when she sued her neighbor for barbecuing in their own backyard.

Cilla Carden is a vegan massage therapist from Girrawheen, Australia. She claims that her neighbors intentionally barbecued fish in their backyard to bother her.

“They’ve put [the barbecue] there so I smell fish, all I can smell is fish. I can’t enjoy my back yard, I can’t go out there,” Cilla told Nine News Perth.

“It’s deliberate, that’s what I told the courts, it’s deliberate.”

Photo Credit: iStock

To repeat: the argument is that they are deliberately cooking in their own backyard in order to waft the scent of fish, which Cilla does not eat as she is vegan, into Cilla’s yard. To…punish her? Or something?

This seems to be a case of a long-running neighborly feud. Cilla is not only bothered by the barbecuing, but also by her neighbors’ cigarette smoke and the sounds of their children playing, both of which drift into her own yard.

So, she filed a lawsuit in the Supreme Court of the state of Western Australia, accusing her neighbors of breaching residential laws. The legal battle has dragged on since 2017. Her case was thrown out by a tribunal and a Supreme Court judge. Cilla filed an appeal, but that was thrown out too.

“What they are doing is living in their backyard and their home as a family,” said the State Administrative Tribunal of Western Australia.

Photo Credit: iStock

Cilla’s neighbors have reportedly conceded to some of Cilla’s demands. They removed the barbecue and banned their kids from playing basketball in the yard.

But Cilla plans to continue fighting them in court.

The post A Vegan Woman Demanded Her Neighbor Stop Using Meat on the Barbecue Because of the Smell appeared first on UberFacts.

15+ Times Chris Evans Was Totally on Brand

In the examples below, even Chris Evans was a little too Chris Evans-y to be true. If that’s a thing. Which is probably isn’t.

Except it was true! See?!

17. When he showed off his humility.

Image Credit: YouTube

16. Only the real Chris Evans could get away with this…

Image Credit: YouTube

15. I mean this is hilarious.

Image Credit: Yahoo!

14. His Twitter countdown to the day he gets to see his dog again.

13. Hey, this is supposed to be a family show!

Image Credit: YouTube

12. When he made this subtle dig at his own acting.

Image Credit: Marvel

11. That time he showed off a “secret” handshake.

https://zekesfiguero.tumblr.com/post/142676557234

10. Never a bad thing to be.

Image Credit: BackstageOL

9. When he was the first one to see that Black Panther had won.

https://beardedchrisevans.tumblr.com/post/183038650864/chris-evans-excited-for-black-panthers-academy

8. Even his brother-ing is on brand.

Image Credit: YouTube

7. When he invented frozen blackjack, in which frozen water goes down one’s pants.

6. He definitely heard right.

Image Credit: YouTube

5. No arguments here.

Image Credit: Yahoo!

4. This might be my favorite picture ever.

Image Credit: YouTube

3. This old headshot image is proof he’s not putting it on.

2. When he admitted his mom was the first person he told when he lost his virginity.

Image Credit: YouTube

Awwww, sweetie.

1. When he started quoting his young nephew in interviews.

Image Credit: YouTube

Cap forever! And if you disagree, well – you are just wrong. JUST PLAIN WRONG, ya hear?

At least until he gets old and stuff.

The post 15+ Times Chris Evans Was Totally on Brand appeared first on UberFacts.

15+ Times Chris Evans Was Totally on Brand

In the examples below, even Chris Evans was a little too Chris Evans-y to be true. If that’s a thing. Which is probably isn’t.

Except it was true! See?!

17. When he showed off his humility.

Image Credit: YouTube

16. Only the real Chris Evans could get away with this…

Image Credit: YouTube

15. I mean this is hilarious.

Image Credit: Yahoo!

14. His Twitter countdown to the day he gets to see his dog again.

13. Hey, this is supposed to be a family show!

Image Credit: YouTube

12. When he made this subtle dig at his own acting.

Image Credit: Marvel

11. That time he showed off a “secret” handshake.

https://zekesfiguero.tumblr.com/post/142676557234

10. Never a bad thing to be.

Image Credit: BackstageOL

9. When he was the first one to see that Black Panther had won.

https://beardedchrisevans.tumblr.com/post/183038650864/chris-evans-excited-for-black-panthers-academy

8. Even his brother-ing is on brand.

Image Credit: YouTube

7. When he invented frozen blackjack, in which frozen water goes down one’s pants.

6. He definitely heard right.

Image Credit: YouTube

5. No arguments here.

Image Credit: Yahoo!

4. This might be my favorite picture ever.

Image Credit: YouTube

3. This old headshot image is proof he’s not putting it on.

2. When he admitted his mom was the first person he told when he lost his virginity.

Image Credit: YouTube

Awwww, sweetie.

1. When he started quoting his young nephew in interviews.

Image Credit: YouTube

Cap forever! And if you disagree, well – you are just wrong. JUST PLAIN WRONG, ya hear?

At least until he gets old and stuff.

The post 15+ Times Chris Evans Was Totally on Brand appeared first on UberFacts.

These Memes Are so Funny They Might Be Created by Absolute Geniuses

Fact: memes really are what we come to the Internet for. At the end of the day, we really want to laugh. So let’s laugh fam. Does that sound doable?

These 14 memes will make things all better.

Guaranteed.

1. A real smart ass, wouldn’t you say?

Photo Credit: someecards

2. The good and the bad and the ugly and the really, really awful

Photo Credit: someecards

3. I can do that! Watch me!

Photo Credit: someecards

4. Can’t be topped

Photo Credit: someecards

5. Sure that’s an Uber?

Photo Credit: someecards

6. We need to leave now

Photo Credit: someecards

7. Correct

Photo Credit: someecards

8. Thank. You. So. Damn. Much.

Photo Credit: someecards

9. Future looks bright. I gotta wear shades.

Photo Credit: Twitter

10. Gone with the wind and the rain and all of the other weather…

Photo Credit: someecards

11. Let’s go! No, seriously, LET’S GO!!!!

Photo Credit: someecards

12. It all started one dewey summer morning…

Photo Credit: someecards

13. Put an end to that right now! I’m serious!

Photo Credit: someecards

14. I can’t do this anymore! I’m going nuts!

Photo Credit: someecards

Ahhhh, doesn’t that feel better? I can hear the laughter from here. You like memes, you really like memes!

Which were your faves? Let us know in the comments, you beautiful, sexy, well adjusted people!

The post These Memes Are so Funny They Might Be Created by Absolute Geniuses appeared first on UberFacts.

13 Knockoff Products That Are Wrong in a Hilarious Way

Once in a while, knockoffs look alarmingly real, and people pay pretty decent money for them.

Other times, yeah… you go into the dollar store and see something insanely off.

Because wow. Just wow.

1. You know what’s not left? This game’s credibility…

Photo Credit: Reddit

2. This… this is amazing. So many thoughts right now…

Photo Credit: Reddit

3. Let’s all go to Msaeachubaets!

Photo Credit: Reddit

4. “Franstromers! More than eats your face!”

Photo Credit: Twitter

5. Ratashitface

Photo Credit: Tumblr

6. Godzilla, you’ve got some fucking competition now!

Photo Credit: Tumblr

7. Detotooossssssssss!

Photo Credit: Tumblr

8. I can’t remember if I’ve ever had butter…

Photo Credit: Reddit

9. Michael Jordan never looked weirder…

Photo Credit: Reddit

10. I have so many emotions about this right now…

Photo Credit: Tumblr

11. NO! The teeth!!! No no no! NOOOOO!

Photo Credit: Tumblr

12. Sandwichbob Square Butt? What the what wut wot???

Photo Credit: Tumblr

13. I’ve got nothing left…

Photo Credit: Tumblr

I mean, are these people lazy or just stupid? Possible both?

Let us know your fave knockoff in the comments. Because we love you and we want to see you make others happy.

The post 13 Knockoff Products That Are Wrong in a Hilarious Way appeared first on UberFacts.

These Employees All Made Work Hilarious

Days like this just make work a little bit easier.

There are few things that bring us as much joy as making fellow employees feel like they just got played.

Yes, trolling your coworkers is a game that many can play, but few can win.

It’s time to meet the winners. 17 of them, in fact.

We’re not worthy.

1. “This sly cursor switcharoo”

Photo Credit: Reddit

2. “This beloved colleague who was #blessed with a priceless parting gift”

Photo Credit: Reddit

3. “This coworker who was done with all of his other coworkers’ shit”

Photo Credit: Reddit

4. “These coworkers who were never good at goodbyes”

Photo Credit: Reddit

5. “These employees who surprised a fellow employee with a sturdy cardboard fortress”

Photo Credit: Reddit

6. “This medic who went to work dressed as her co-medic for Halloween”

Photo Credit: Reddit

7. “This *URGENT* Post-It note that a couple workers left for their security team”

Photo Credit: Reddit

8. “They wanted to make sure that their departing team member could never ~truly~ leave them”

Photo Credit: Reddit

9. “This chummy exchange over some ham”

Photo Credit: Reddit

10. “This coworker who managed to keep their coworker’s birthday ~under wraps~”

Photo Credit: Reddit

11. “This coworker whose tolerance was running low, but whose creativity was at an all-time high”

Photo Credit: Reddit

12. “These coworkers who kept track of when their coworker started humming or singing”

Photo Credit: Reddit

13. “This teacher who valued grammar above sanitation”

Photo Credit: Reddit

14. “This colleague who found the perfect way to deflect any and all human interaction”

Photo Credit: Reddit

15. “This touching memorial *wipes tear* for when an accountant moved cubicles”

Photo Credit: Reddit

16. “This coworker who stayed late to tape Nicolas Cage to the bottom of everyone’s computer mouse”

Photo Credit: Reddit

17. “This employee who found this particular mode of transferring money more fun than Venmo”

Photo Credit: Reddit

I mean, what else can you say except these are all absolutely on point in every way?

Still, we want to hear from you! Which ones did you love the most?

Let us know in the comments!

The post These Employees All Made Work Hilarious appeared first on UberFacts.