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11 Tweets from Women That You Might Find Hilarious

We need some funny, NOW.

Work sucks. Life sucks. The world is going to hell.

What else do you have in your life right now except a little bit of funny? Is that too much to ask?

No, of course not! And leave up to the ladies to deliver time and time and time again!

11 of the funniest tweets coming at ya!

1. That political horse race… neigh?

2. Who doesn’t see texts? I mean, come on…

3. I hate 2019. Really, really a lot.

4. That skin cream game is real, fam!

5. Oh the fun we’ve had!

6. I’ve got the same list for my dad! Weird!

7. “I’d like to not sleep with you any longer, unless you’re okay with me sleeping with everybody. Your choice.”

8. True dat. Those nieces and nephews getting WAY too much attention…

9. OMFG… those receipts are the stuff of legend!

10. Yes. Yes I am. You nailed it.

11. I’ve tried this and it works PERFECTLY

That was fun! Which one did you like the best? Let us know in the comments!

And while you’re here, why not trying out some other posts? It’ll only take a few minutes, and you’ll laugh your ass off.

Guaranteed or your time back!

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We Can Safely Assume 13 Exes Who Are Not Friends Anymore

Relationships can be tough stuff – it’s not all honeymooning around. If you’ve ever experienced a bad breakup, you know what I’m talking about. Fighting, pettiness, non-stop arguing.

It’s no fun at all.

And I think it’s safe to assume that all of these people are no longer friends anymore. Not by a long shot.

1. Wow! That is brutal!

2. He just wants his MF’n shirt back.

3. Don’t mess with Mom.

4. At least you’re admitting it.

5. What’s a drummer supposed to do?

6. It was totally your friend’s fault.

7. Who are you again?

8. This could be it!

9. That’ll show her!

10. That’s kind of amazing.

11. No rest for you.

12. Sick burn, am I right?

13. She’s not messing around.

Isn’t being in a relationship a TOTAL BLAST?!?! Well, sometimes it is, and then sometimes you have situations where you never, EVER, want to see the person again for as long as you live.

Let’s hope those experiences are few and far between.

Share your own ex-related horror stories in the comments, por favor!

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Post Malone Fans Think He Discovered Ozzy Osbourne After the Two Released a Song Together

Ugh, now I’m depressed.

This story really made me sad for the youth of today. I know that young people don’t always know the entertainers that came before them, but come on – it’s Ozzy Osbourne! The Prince of Darkness!

The singer of arguably the greatest heavy metal band of all time (Black Sabbath) who also had a killer solo career. Not mention The Osbournes?

Let’s run down just a selection of the hits from his solo career: Crazy Train, Mama I’m Coming Home, No More Tears, Mr. Crowley, Over the Mountain, Suicide Solution, I Don’t Know, Miracle Man.

I mean, the hits never stop.

But none of that matters, apparently, because a whole lot of people on the Internet think that singer Post Malone, who is 24 years, “discovered” this fella named Ozzy Osbourne, who is 70 years old, and then the two collaborated on a song together called “Take What You Want.”

A lot of other people, like me, were in complete disbelief that folks didn’t know about the legendary Ozzy and they had to sound off on Twitter.

I guess we should cut these youngsters some slack, but damn, this is pretty disappointing. Study up on your elders, kids! It’s important to know who blazed the trail for those artists you enjoy today.

And Ozzy is a legend. He’s done it all, seen it all, and, to be honest, it’s kind of shocking that he’s still roaming around Planet Earth based on all the insane things he did FOR YEARS.

Oh, here’s the song, by the way.

Shaking my damn head for days over this one…

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10+ People Share the “Most Generation X” Things They Ever Did

Ahhhh, the good old days of Generation X. We had good music, good movies, good TV shows, etc. But good taste? Well…

Hey, Gen X includes me, so I’m allowed to laugh and mock it all I want.

A Twitter user threw out this question and the Twitter-verse went all aflutter with great responses.

Take a look at some of the best responses.

1. The Singles soundtrack was definitely a landmark.

2. Ouch…I have a feeling you’re not alone.

3. The classic yin-yang tattoo strikes again.

4. Hit the road and be like the Beats.

5. $3? Pssshhh. I’ll catch ’em next time they come through.

6. Hahahahaha. Still completely over EVERYTHING.

7. You had to improvise, that’s for sure.

8. Kind of ironic, isn’t it?

9. Why did CDs used to come in those HUGE boxes?

10. Listen, it’s too mainstream, bro.

11. Saturday morning TV was the best!

12. The great milk crate craze of ’94.

Growing up as a Gen X’er was a glorious time! So much great music and pop culture. And also those weird little quirks that define every generation.

Some more than others…

Share your favorite Generation X memories in the comments!

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15 Jokes That Writers Might Find Funny

Writing for a living is a tough gig. Always wracking your brain to come up with something interesting or witty to say. Hitting that inevitable bout of writer’s block at one point or another.

But it’s also a lot of fun, and anyone who gets to write for a living would probably say the same thing.

If you’re a writer, these jokes will most likely make you shake your head and say, “Yup, that’s accurate.”

Enjoy!

1. You’ll all be very disappointed.

2. You can never, ever, have enough.

3. One of the worst feelings of all time.

4. I’m back, baby! Back with a bang!

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5. That’s exactly what he was talking about.

6. Woo! Time for a nap and a snack.

7. Never listen to this advice.

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8. Make them suffer immeasurably.

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9. Among other things…

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10. Check your email every two-and-a-half minutes.

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11. Maybe it’s time to focus on one thing.

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12. Pretty much sums it up.

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13. “The man devoured the baked bread like it would be his last meal.” How’s that?

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14. Moments of inspiration.

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15. Let’s jump ahead a few years.

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Time to keep working, writers! You know we never get a day off…

Do you have any funny jokes about writing? If so, share them in the comments. Thanks!

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15 Frightfully Funny Jokes About Horror Movies

Do you know what time it is…?

Are you ready for horror movie season?!?! September is officially (but not officially) fall, and that means it’s practically October! We’re so close…

But for some of us, horror season is a year-round obsession. And if you’re like me, you’re gonna love these jokes about all things creepy and scary.

1. Michael Myers is actually a pretty sensitive guy.

2. Chucky, what did you do to yourself?!?!

3. That’s true. Always a researching at the library scene.

4. He needs to get all amped up.

5. The loudmouth always gets it first.

6. Creeping into old age like…

7. You really blew it this time…

8. Both creepy in their own special ways.

9. I’m with you, friend!

10. Poor guy. Maybe that’s why he’s so angry.

11. Let’s head that way, white friends!

12. They’re trying to make you let your guard down.

13. It’s not so easy, okay?

14. I can’t say I agree with you.

15. Ghostface doesn’t have time for that right now.

I’m so excited I could scream for joy.

What are some of your favorite horror movies? Share your thoughts in the comments!

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These Memes Are for the Worry-Free, Childless People Among Us

Welcome to my world.

If you’re like me and you have no kids, this is the post for you. You know these memes all too well because you’re living them every single day.

If you have kids… well, it’s only forever. Don’t worry. I’m sure all of those hugs you don’t get are worth it.

No no, I’m kidding of course. You get a TON of hugs. How much are you paying per hug? $10,000? Have you ever done the math.

Nevermind! Let’s go!

1. *sniff* what am I gonna do with all this cash????

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2. I think you’ll be very successful at that!

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3. Okay. Yes. That tracks.

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4. There’s a Simpsons reference for everything

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5. Diaper free since forever!

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6. Well, that sounds fulfilling!

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7. Cheese please!

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8. No you can’t have that… said nobody to me!

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9. OMG! What??? You don’t want humans of your own?!

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10. Eliza… you bae!

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11. This guy knows what’s up!

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12. Morpheus knows his shizzz…

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I don’t know… I think I want to have kids now. Because who likes freedom and money. Nobody! That’s who! Hahahahahaha… oh boy.

No, but seriously… what are the best reasons for having kids? Let me know in the comments. Convince me. Please.

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A Maid of Honor Was Told She Could “Wear Anything” to the Wedding…So She Did

If someone asks you to be their maid-of-honor, it comes with more than a few expenses and responsibilities, to boot. You’ve got to help them pick a dress, be there for emotional and moral support, plan a bachelorette party and a shower, and offer to drive the getaway car if she changes her mind at the last minute.

You also need to be willing to lift the brides spirit. Make her laugh.

That said, I doubt bride Deanna Adams expected her maid of honor (and sister) Christina Meador to show up in a towering T-Rex costume.

When you're maid of honor and told you can wear anything you choose…I regret nothing ?

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As you can see, the pictures are hilarious and awesome…to all of us.

It’s a good thing that Deanna has a sense of humor, too, telling the Daily Mail,

“My sister is awesome and I genuinely was not kidding when I said she could wear whatever she wanted.”

For her part, Christina is happy with her choice.

“When you’re maid of honor and told you can wear anything you choose…I regret nothing.”

It’s hard to have regrets when thousands of people have seen and liked your brand of humor, I guess, and even more so when you’re standing up with the coolest bride ever.

Would you wear this if you were given the license to wear anything? Or do you think this maid of honor took things a step too far?

Let us know in the comments!

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A Family Found Grandma’s Lost Dentures…in the Dog’s Mouth

Dogs are the greatest. They make us happy, they comfort us when we’re sad, and yes, they make us laugh.

And this little dog, named Luna, went above and beyond in that last category.

She found Grandma’s missing dentures. It sounds pretty helpful, right? After all, they were missing…

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Luna belongs to Anna Carolina Lima and her fiancee, who live in Brazil. They also regularly take the dog to visit Lima’s grandmother, who sometimes keeps the little pup when the two lovebirds need someone to watch her for a while.

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Luna was there one day when grandma decided she needed a nap. She tucked her dentures under her pillow the way she always does so as to not lose them while she snoozes…

Which is when Luna snagged her opportunity.

And also grandma’s dentures.

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Grandma spent hours looking for her teeth after waking to find them gone – but when Anna returned to gather her pup, she found them basically immediately.

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And the pictures are truly wonderful. I mean, just look at that pup with her people teeth!

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Though it is a little bit gross, and though grandma may find herself needing a new set of dentures, Lima and her grandmother weren’t mad. I mean, just look at that smile!

Dogs are the best.

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A Vegan Woman Demanded Her Neighbor Stop Using Meat on the Barbecue Because of the Smell

Many vegans aren’t exactly subtle about their beliefs. But one vegan in Australia really took things several steps too far when she sued her neighbor for barbecuing in their own backyard.

Cilla Carden is a vegan massage therapist from Girrawheen, Australia. She claims that her neighbors intentionally barbecued fish in their backyard to bother her.

“They’ve put [the barbecue] there so I smell fish, all I can smell is fish. I can’t enjoy my back yard, I can’t go out there,” Cilla told Nine News Perth.

“It’s deliberate, that’s what I told the courts, it’s deliberate.”

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To repeat: the argument is that they are deliberately cooking in their own backyard in order to waft the scent of fish, which Cilla does not eat as she is vegan, into Cilla’s yard. To…punish her? Or something?

This seems to be a case of a long-running neighborly feud. Cilla is not only bothered by the barbecuing, but also by her neighbors’ cigarette smoke and the sounds of their children playing, both of which drift into her own yard.

So, she filed a lawsuit in the Supreme Court of the state of Western Australia, accusing her neighbors of breaching residential laws. The legal battle has dragged on since 2017. Her case was thrown out by a tribunal and a Supreme Court judge. Cilla filed an appeal, but that was thrown out too.

“What they are doing is living in their backyard and their home as a family,” said the State Administrative Tribunal of Western Australia.

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Cilla’s neighbors have reportedly conceded to some of Cilla’s demands. They removed the barbecue and banned their kids from playing basketball in the yard.

But Cilla plans to continue fighting them in court.

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