People Admitted the Dumbest Ways They’ve Injured Themselves

We’ve all injured ourselves in dumb ways at one time or another, am I right?

You know it!

And now it’s confession time, folks…

Let’s see what these folks had to say about the dumbest ways they’ve injured themselves.

1. Not cool!

How do you explain that one?

2. A painful dance.

Gotta be careful!

3. It was all over…

You should’ve sat that game out!

4. The demonstration went awry.

Bad idea!

5. Top three.

You’re definitely accident prone.

6. This one hurts.

And you have to lie about it.

7. Just standing around…

That sucks.

8. Head first!

Not a good idea.

9. Always a dangerous maneuver.

Not many have pulled it off.

10. Oh, man!

Bad timing.

11. That doesn’t feel right.

Straight to the ER!

What’s the dumbest way YOU’VE injured yourself.

Spill your guts in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Hilarious Memes to Satisfy Your Soul

I’ve been doing some soul searching and I’m gonna be honest: the only thing that really brings me true pleasure these days is funny memes.

But, hey, that’s better than nothing, right?!?!

You know it!

So how about you take a look at these memes and see if they touch you like they touched us…let’s get started…

1. Those things sure are pesky.

Just take them out of that drawer for good!

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2. Hey, it could be worse.

Just give it your best shot!

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3. No way! You were in the Suez Canal?!?!

That’s not what I pictured it to look like…

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4. Does that dog belong to you?

Or was it just roaming through the neighborhood?

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5. I had a feeling this was true.

Totally unbelievable.

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6. This is the worst!

Why can’t I have any energy during the week?!?!

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7. Just smack it around a little bit.

It even works sometimes!

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8. You’re making a lot of noise in there!

You always gotta check your pockets!

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9. What exactly is going on here?

It sounds kind of disturbing…

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10. This looks like a lot of fun.

We can hold hands in the bathroom again!

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11. This pretty much sums up life right now.

Please don’t ask me that question again…

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12. Can’t seem to find that energy!

Any advice or tips?

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Ahhhh, that was nice, wasn’t it?

Now let’s hear from you!

In the comments, share some more funny memes with us.

Thanks a lot, amigos!

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Enjoy Some Possible Better Names for Animals for You to Think About

Your entire perspective is going to change today, people.

Because you’re about to learn something that I’m willing to bet a lot of you never thought you would…how do you feel about BETTER NAMES FOR ANIMALS?

Yes, you read that right! And all of us are in for a real treat today, because I personally believe that some animal names are just plain outdated and need to be freshened up.

For example: I’m sure you’re familiar with the manatee, right? That adorable creature sometimes called “the sea cow”? Well, from now on, all manatees will be called FLOATY POTATOES.

Are you ready to see some more? Let’s check them out!

1. The nope rope!

Don’t get near that thing!

2. Also, don’t get near this thing.

Can’t you see those antlers?!?!

3. Now this is a cool name.

It just flows right off the tongue.

4. A very dangerous chicken.

Stay far, far away…Actually, I don’t even know what this is.

5. A creature from the deep.

He’s headed straight for Red Lobster.

6. Awwww, who doesn’t love a manatee?

Or a Floaty Potato, I meant…

7. This one is spot-on!

You know it’s true!

8. There goes the ol’ wobble stick.

They’re kind of cute!

9. That’s when it’s time to RUN.

You better get going!

10. This is kind of horrific, not gonna lie.

And the name ain’t helping, either…

11. They sure are magical!

And colorful, too!

Okay, now it’s your turn.

In the comments, get creative and share some better names for animals that you’ve come up with.

We’d love to hear from you!

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You Asked For Hilarious Memes and We Delivered in a Big Way

You demanded and we listened.

That’s what we do here. We listen to what the people want and we deliver.

Actually, we OVERdeliver and we’re darn proud of it.

So enjoy these memes, friends. We think you’re gonna love them.

1. This plan is really coming together!

I love it when this happens!

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2. Like making a deal with the devil.

Stealing socks away for centuries.

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3. It never fails!

You know they love it!

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4. Now what am I supposed to do?

I can’t exactly get up right now…

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5. Those sewer mutants are gonna have an epic party!

This is what I call good luck!

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6. Why must you torture yourself?

You are a glutton for punishment.

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7. How the hell did that happen?

Can someone explain this to me?

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8. It’s just not the same.

Sometimes, you just can’t handle that song.

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9. She should probably lay off the sauce.

It doesn’t seem to agree with her.

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10. How’s that working out for you?

Keep trying! You can only go up from here!

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11. Look at that rhino run!

I wonder what kind of drugs the dog was on…

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12. That escalated very quickly.

Please don’t get arrested tonight…

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13. Always a weird group.

And at least two people aren’t gonna pull their weight…

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Let’s keep this party going, shall we?

In the comments, please share some more funny memes with us.

We can’t wait to see what you come up with!

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Posts You’ll Think Are Funny If You’re OLD

I remember when I was young, older folks would always tell me that time starts to move really fast as you age.

Of course, being a teenager, I didn’t pay much attention…or think they were right.

But here we are, people!

I’m in my 40s now and time is moving WAY TOO FAST lately…so fast that it’s actually starting to scare me…

While you contemplate all of this, enjoy these funny memes about getting older.

1. Keep scrolling, keep scrolling…

You’re almost there…

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2. I know I have mine!

Me and that thing are basically best friends at this point.

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3. He was right all along…

I never should have doubted you, Red.

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4. How about we make it 4:45?

That’s not too early, is it?

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5. Alright! More time to sleep!

This is when you know you’re REALLY getting old.

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6. It just gets worse.

Trust me on this one…

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7. Life can be so exciting!

This is what adulting looks like.

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8. Where are all the older men at?

And where’s the 50 SPF?

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9. You are a very wise old person.

At least to kids still in high school…

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10. Wait until you hit 40…

It’s not a pretty picture, people!

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11. I feel a little out of place…

Is it just me?

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12. Please slow down!

The months and years are just flying by…

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Now we want you to make us laugh.

In the comments, please share some more funny memes that will make us all laugh!

The family that laughs together stays together! Thanks!

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Memes for All of Us Who Are Dreaming of a Vacation

I’m going to the beach for a week in July and I have a countdown on my desk to remind me how many days until I hit the road…

And I think I speak for a lot of folks out there when I say I NEED A VACATION.

Am I right, or am I right?

Let’s enjoy some vacation memes so we can daydream until we actually get the hell outta town!

1. Forget I even exist when I’m on vacation.

Are we clear?

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2. I’m with you on this one 100%.

It looks absolutely glorious.

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3. This looks like paradise.

At least for some folks…

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4. Even Wonder Woman is over it.

That’s when you know it’s really bad!

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5. Wouldn’t this be nice?

I sure could go for some of this…

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6. People at the airport really like to booze is early, huh?

I’ve always found this to be kind of odd.

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7. Any takers on this one?

I thought you might be interested!

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8. You’ll figure something out.

The local pool, maybe?

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9. I think you got everything packed in.

Oh wait, we forgot one of the kids. Turn around!

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10. You gotta do what you gotta do.

When it comes to getting out of town.

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11. That’s what I saw, too!

I really need a break…

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12. We can all dream!

And hopefully it’ll become a reality!

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Okay, now we’d like to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us the first place you’re gonna travel to when it’s safe to get out of town.

Please and thank you!

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Vacation Memes for Everyone Who Wants to Get Out of Town NOW

Has it been a while since you went on vacation?

I have a feeling that the answer is YES, because none of us have been able to go anywhere in a while!

But that’s all gonna change pretty soon…I think…

In the meantime, enjoy these vacation memes…you know you want to.

1. Well, I guess it’s better than nothing…

It could be worse. Maybe…

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2. You’re a celebrity on vacation.

Back home…not so much.

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3. You already know you’re gonna overpack.

So don’t even fight it!

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4. Ahhh, this is what vacation is all about.

No room for drama!

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5. Yeah, so am I…

Still just staring at these four walls…

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6. Bring on the tequila!

Hey, be careful with that stuff!

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7. I’m with you on this one.

It’s been a while!

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8. I hope you have a good imagination.

You’re gonna need it!

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9. It’s literally all I want right now.

Does this look good to you?

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10. Either one would be a welcome change.

You can’t be too picky.

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11. It never ends, does it?

Your life basically revolves around laundry.

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12. Alright, it’s party time…

There’s no better feeling in the world!

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Okay, now we want to hear from you!

Do you have any big vacations planned this summer?

If so, please tell us about them in the comments. We’d love to hear from you!

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Memes That Are So Funny You Might Not Be Able to Stop Laughing

We don’t want to scare you, but we feel like we must give you this warning: if you decide to look at these memes, you might not stop laughing…EVER.

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

Okay, you’ve been warned! Now it’s up to you to decide which path you will take…good luck to you…

1. I haven’t played with this in years!

Still fits like a charm.

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2. This reminds me of Alien.

Did that come out of someone’s stomach?

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3. Okay, I don’t need to see anyone again for a while!

Maybe next Christmas!

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4. Which one do you prefer?

He looks pretty good in that vest!

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5. Sorry, these are saved.

This is what real friendship looks like.

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6. That’s how flight attendants dressed back then.

It’s all true!

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7. You sound very scholarly!

Did you go to Harvard? Yale?

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8. Always a very strange mix.

Teamwork makes the dream work!

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9. You can’t resist doing this!

We all do it!

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10. This was all the way back in the late 2010s.

A lot’s changed since then…

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11. What the hell is going on here?

I’m having a hard time with this one.

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12. This is what perfection looks like, people.

I love it!

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13. This doesn’t seem right to me…

Can we get some confirmation on this?

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You’re still laughing, aren’t you?

It’s okay, so are we!

Share some more memes in the comments so we can keep the laughs comin’! Thanks!

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Memes About Something We All Desperately Need… a Vacation

What a crazy year it’s been…

We’ve all been trapped inside staring at four walls and I think it’s safe to say that 99.9999% of us want to get out of town and take a proper vacation as soon as possible.

So keep the faith and enjoy these funny memes while you plan your next getaway!

1. My family would probably do something like this.

Gee, thanks a lot…

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2. Bring it on!

Even Kermit needs a break!

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3. I’m willing to do this if necessary.

Hey, you gotta get out of town somehow.

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4. I’m just fine. No need to send anyone.

I have everything I need!

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5. Can we put the camera down for a while?

I said that’s enough!

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6. I don’t remember anything!

Uh oh…this might be a problem…

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7. Get there any way you can!

Hey, this isn’t a bad idea…

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8. Just go for it!

Sometimes, you have to take a leap.

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9. Let’s see how I can make this work…

I don’t know about this one…

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10. You are now among the living!

At least for a little while.

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11. Hey, it’s better than nothing!

A break is a break!

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Do you have any vacations planned for this year?

If you do, tell us all about them in the comments.

We’d love to hear about your upcoming adventures!

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What’s the Biggest Scam You Ever Fell For? People Shared Their Stories.

It always breaks my heart when I hear about people (particularly older ones) who get bilked out of all their money because they fell for a scam.

And it also makes me want to find the people responsible for those scams so I could have a few words with them.

Bottom line: there are a ton of scammers out there doing everything they can to try to separate you from your money.

What’s the biggest scam you ever fell for?

AskReddit users admitted their shame.

1. That’s too bad.

“There was a company advertising that they would help people wipe out predatory student loans.

Long story short I blew $800 on a company that got shut down by the Gov’t for fraudulent practices and was denied a refund.”

2. Talkspace.

“Spent $250 on Talkspace (got $200 back because I demanded a redund).

They (their therapists) waste a week of your time to reply once and reply with a canned response of, “oh that sounds stressful, how is your sleep schedule?”

I cannot stress enough how much of a waste of time and money that s**t was.”

3. Bummer.

“These people called me with one of HMRC numbers telling me I didn’t pay some taxes, saying they sent lots of letters to my old address to which I never responded.

I didn’t know they could make me see the number they wanted. After a quick check on the government website I saw that the number was the same and I believed them. I was 20 years old and living in London on my own.

I gave them 1000£ and never felt so stupid in my life.”

4. Could have been worse.

“Not too bad I lost 35 bucks. I fell for those stores on Instagram.

I was just getting on it so I didn’t know most were scam stores. Because I followed some small retailers that I already bought from.

I thought it was the same thing. Website was or looked legit but I never got my boots.

Smart too because I got it from them because they were 15 bucks cheaper. Not some crazy amount that made you question it.

Luckily I paid with PayPal. It could’ve been worse if they had my credit card information.”

5. Ugh.

“My former best friend and his dad cheated me out of my money to invest in their company.

When I asked for a contract, his dad said, “Between true friends, words aren’t necessary.”

When they started making money, I asked for my money back, and they said they didn’t owe me a thing.”

6. Scammed!

“There was a company advertising that they would help people wipe out predatory student loans.

Long story short, I blew $800 on a company that got shut down by the government for fraudulent practices and was denied a refund.”

7. Oh, no.

“Right after my dad died I got a call from a number I didn’t know.

They left a voice mail saying they needed my social security number so they could pay out a life insurance policy to me. I was 21 and super inexperienced with stuff like this. So I did what any real adult would do. I asked my mom for advice.

She told me it was legit and to give them my SS number. I had a weird feeling about it but if my mom said it was ok then it must be ok. I did it. I called back and gave the guy that answered my SS number.

I never got a check but my mom suddenly did from a policy my dad “forgot” to take her off of even though they had been divorced years before.

She did give my 10k but I’m 100% positive it was worth way more and she had something to do with it all. We don’t talk anymore for various reasons including this one.”

8. VIP.

“I went to buy a Rolling Stones ticket from a scalper years ago (i know, i know) and he talked me into a VIP Backstage Pass. He said that’s all I need!

Free food, booze, all the perks. He insisted the sticker was all I needed to get in, no paper ticket necessary.

So a few hours later I go to the show, obviously can’t get in – it was a VIP pass from the night before. There was no date on it, just a different shape.

I try every single gate hoping someone won’t notice/not care and finally try the media entrance. The nice lady ushered me right in, I took an elevator up to the main concourse and I was free as a bird. I didn’t have a seat obviously but I snuck down to the floor and ended up having a great show.

Still feel burned by the stupid f**k to this day though. I’ve seen him at other shows (nice neck tattoo of a fish, you fu**in’ pr**k) and I always f**k with him.”

9. Felt like an idiot.

“It happened while I was at work in a grocery store (no longer working there for unrelated reasons). Overworked, stressed out of my mind, and probably had some form of sleep deprivation going on at the time.

Answered a customer service call for Western Union during a very busy time and had a severe lapse in judgement that resulted in me doing a transaction over the phone (the biggest thing they drill into our heads NOT to do).

I thankfully didn’t get any further (only one transaction went through rather than several) before things clicked and I hung up on them horrified. Reported it asap for damage control and spent the next few days praying that I wouldn’t lose my job for it (transaction over the phone = fire-able offense).

Thankfully, since I didn’t have a problematic work history my boss was able to save my job with the only caveats being retraining and a note being on file for at least a year. Huge self-esteem and mental health loss though, felt like a gigantic idiot for months afterwards.”

10. A hassle.

“I was in Rome walking around when a guy came up to me and handed me a rose saying it was a gift. I took it, and then he demanded money.

I refused to pay, and tried to give it back (should have just placed it on the floor). Long story short, my friend saw me from across the plaza arguing and came over.

The guy wouldn’t leave me alone, so my friend paid him off. I felt so bad.”

11. Phishing.

“An email something like:

“You’re paypal has been accessed from an unknown source, click here to update your password.”

It looked official and asked for me to login to update my password. When I realized the website didn’t allow me to view my profile I panicked. I then spent the day taking the nessassary precautions.

Lesson, always go to the website yourself and don’t click links in emails.”

Have you ever been scammed before?

If so, please tell us all about it in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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