People Shared the “Rock Bottom” Meals They Made During That Weird Time We’ll Never Talk About Again

I see all of you and I feel your pain…

No, I’m not talking about physical pain, I’m referring to the shame, disgust, and anger that you feel when you look in the mirror…because you’ve been making some really terrible decisions when it comes to cooking during the quarantine…

And so have I!

Hey, what can you do, right?

It gets pretty old trying to tantalize your tastebuds day in and day out when restaurants aren’t open. Do you want to know how many times I’ve had peanut butter and jelly for dinner in the last year? It’s a sad, sad state of affairs, trust me.

Take a look at these rock bottom quarantine meals and let us know if they stack up to what you’ve been doing in the kitchen.

1. You do you.

Might take a while to eat, though…

I'm sick of cooking…tonight's dinner is a raw potato

— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) April 10, 2020

2. All up from here.

Not the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

I ate a cinnamon roll and 4 mozzarella sticks for dinner last night. It’s a new low, but once you hit rock bottom, it’s all up from here!

— Daniel Incandela (@danielincandela) May 13, 2020

3. What kind of dressing, though…

You need to fill us in!

Man I’m tired of cooking.

I’m bout to just drink this bottle of salad dressing and get in bed

— brandon / jinx / big jinx (@brandonjinx) May 12, 2020

4. Official hit rock bottom.

We wish you luck in the future…

How’s quarantine going, you ask? Well, I made myself a PB&J and grabbed a whole bottle of wine for dinner, so I’d say I’m hitting rock bottom

— KBD (@KellyBDinsmore) April 22, 2020

5. Not quite, but almost…

You might need some help.

I ate canned peaches for dinner at 9pm. Is this rock bottom?

— Emma S. (@communityfleur) March 31, 2020

6. Sounds like a real snoozer.

Liven it up a little bit!

I'm making buttered noodles, roasted chicken breast, and broccoli for dinner. I'm bored with a meal I haven't even started cooking yet.

— Erica Wilkinson (@EverywhereErica) April 22, 2020

7. That does not sound good.

I’m just being honest with you.

what’s the saddest quarantine meal you’ve had so far? mine is doritos nachos

— hell girl ♡ (@rugbrat69) April 9, 2020

8. You need to go to the store NOW.

Don’t wait until tomorrow.

Saddest quarantine meal yet: tuna on top of croutons (I’m going to the grocery store tomorrow).

— Lisa R Eisenberg (@lisa_rosalie) May 2, 2020

9. Do what you gotta do.

We’re living in desperate times.

“Oh shoot you never had lunch, just melt some butter on your popcorn.” Everyone is fending for themselves on this 3,000th day of March.

— Jessica Watson (@JessBWatson) March 30, 2020

10. Phoning it in.

Is it really punk, though?

Phoning it in for dinner today, meaning I'm making potato wedges and that's fucking punk

— 1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott! (@joshcaps77) November 18, 2020

11. Apologize to the food lords.

They might not be able to forgive this one.

just ate my saddest quarantine meal yet: box rigatoni with jarred pasta sauce and enough parmesan cheese that the bowl smelled questionable. i’m sorry to the food lords on that one

— batland (@catlandrose) April 12, 2020

What’s your rock bottom meal from quarantine been?

Talk to us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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June 3, 2021

People Admitted the Dumbest Ways They’ve Injured Themselves

We’ve all injured ourselves in dumb ways at one time or another, am I right?

You know it!

And now it’s confession time, folks…

Let’s see what these folks had to say about the dumbest ways they’ve injured themselves.

1. Not cool!

How do you explain that one?

I broke my arm by falling off a chair in an attempt to reach a LEGO Draco Malfoy https://t.co/7IRPll4vzx

— Kairav Kukkala (@kairavbk) March 22, 2021

2. A painful dance.

Gotta be careful!

dislocated my knee doing the cotton eye joe in 5th grade music class https://t.co/OZrj3IAhqJ

— Erin Mackey (@erinmackey_) March 22, 2021

3. It was all over…

You should’ve sat that game out!

I dropped a 30 pound watermelon on my bare foot and broke my toe…THEN wrapped it in gauze/multiple pairs of socks and proceeded to play in a basketball game until one girl stepped on my foot and it was all over

Not one of my best moments https://t.co/nU7AlXK4Yu

— Christina Talamo (@christinatalamo) March 22, 2021

4. The demonstration went awry.

Bad idea!

I re-broke my toe by accidentally kicking a bedpost while demonstrating to someone how I accidentally kicked the goalpost and broke my toe https://t.co/vVMaMYIPwK

— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) March 22, 2021

5. Top three.

You’re definitely accident prone.

Actually, my top 3:
3) Blew out knee trying to keep pace with a young woman on nearby treadmill.
2) Tore my other knee jumping off stage at Wing Bowl to interview contestant.
1) Broke my toe kicking an end table after Tommy Hutton fumbled to lose MNF game vs. Dallas. https://t.co/GiH85rKG0U

— Glen Macnow (@RealGlenMacnow) March 22, 2021

6. This one hurts.

And you have to lie about it.

Was reading a newspaper, and the corner of the page started to wilt. I snapped it with my hands to get it to stand up again, and sliced a paper cut directly across my eyeball.

Scratched cornea. https://t.co/sgLC5IXrfi

— Mike Schmidt (@The40YearOldBoy) March 22, 2021

7. Just standing around…

That sucks.

Last year I broke my knee standing on a soccer field

No, I didn’t trip

No, I didn’t roll anything

No one tackled me

Didn’t kick the ball wrong

I wasn’t even playing

…I was coaching

And that’s what happens when you go outside after 3 months of being indoors https://t.co/zzVwaVxnCr

— ya mama (@notwallyworld) March 22, 2021

8. Head first!

Not a good idea.

I jumped into my couch headfirst to celebrate the Timberwolves making the Western Conference Finals.

My neck was in a brace for three weeks. https://t.co/UxXvlbXssb

— Shahbaz Khan (@ShahbazMKhan) March 22, 2021

9. Always a dangerous maneuver.

Not many have pulled it off.

I have nerve damage in my leg trying to slide from a hot tub into the connecting pool https://t.co/tqF9q0uMel

— Julie Stewart-Binks (@JSB_TV) March 22, 2021

10. Oh, man!

Bad timing.

Brushed off some frost off some bacon and then subsequently slipped on the melted ice and broke my elbow, a week before my wedding. Fortunately did not need a cast but had a sling to wear on and off and couldn’t keep my arm totally straight for wedding pics.

— Steve Silver (@SteveTSRA) March 21, 2021

11. That doesn’t feel right.

Straight to the ER!

My teenage daughter taught me her dance routine. To her surprise, I got it. We got my hubs to film us, I tore my calf muscle on the first 8 count. This surpassed my previous stupid injury of tearing my MCL by bending over to pick up a book in high school.

— Shannon Hunt (@Shansanity) March 21, 2021

What’s the dumbest way YOU’VE injured yourself.

Spill your guts in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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June 3, 2021

Enjoy Some Possible Better Names for Animals for You to Think About

Your entire perspective is going to change today, people.

Because you’re about to learn something that I’m willing to bet a lot of you never thought you would…how do you feel about BETTER NAMES FOR ANIMALS?

Yes, you read that right! And all of us are in for a real treat today, because I personally believe that some animal names are just plain outdated and need to be freshened up.

For example: I’m sure you’re familiar with the manatee, right? That adorable creature sometimes called “the sea cow”? Well, from now on, all manatees will be called FLOATY POTATOES.

Are you ready to see some more? Let’s check them out!