Posts You’ll Think Are Funny If You’re OLD

I remember when I was young, older folks would always tell me that time starts to move really fast as you age.

Of course, being a teenager, I didn’t pay much attention…or think they were right.

But here we are, people!

I’m in my 40s now and time is moving WAY TOO FAST lately…so fast that it’s actually starting to scare me…

While you contemplate all of this, enjoy these funny memes about getting older.

1. Keep scrolling, keep scrolling…

You’re almost there…

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2. I know I have mine!

Me and that thing are basically best friends at this point.

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3. He was right all along…

I never should have doubted you, Red.

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4. How about we make it 4:45?

That’s not too early, is it?

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5. Alright! More time to sleep!

This is when you know you’re REALLY getting old.

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6. It just gets worse.

Trust me on this one…

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7. Life can be so exciting!

This is what adulting looks like.

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8. Where are all the older men at?

And where’s the 50 SPF?

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9. You are a very wise old person.

At least to kids still in high school…

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10. Wait until you hit 40…

It’s not a pretty picture, people!

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11. I feel a little out of place…

Is it just me?

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12. Please slow down!

The months and years are just flying by…

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Now we want you to make us laugh.

In the comments, please share some more funny memes that will make us all laugh!

The family that laughs together stays together! Thanks!

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Memes for All of Us Who Are Dreaming of a Vacation

I’m going to the beach for a week in July and I have a countdown on my desk to remind me how many days until I hit the road…

And I think I speak for a lot of folks out there when I say I NEED A VACATION.

Am I right, or am I right?

Let’s enjoy some vacation memes so we can daydream until we actually get the hell outta town!

1. Forget I even exist when I’m on vacation.

Are we clear?

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2. I’m with you on this one 100%.

It looks absolutely glorious.

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3. This looks like paradise.

At least for some folks…

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4. Even Wonder Woman is over it.

That’s when you know it’s really bad!

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5. Wouldn’t this be nice?

I sure could go for some of this…

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6. People at the airport really like to booze is early, huh?

I’ve always found this to be kind of odd.

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7. Any takers on this one?

I thought you might be interested!

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8. You’ll figure something out.

The local pool, maybe?

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9. I think you got everything packed in.

Oh wait, we forgot one of the kids. Turn around!

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10. You gotta do what you gotta do.

When it comes to getting out of town.

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11. That’s what I saw, too!

I really need a break…

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12. We can all dream!

And hopefully it’ll become a reality!

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Okay, now we’d like to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us the first place you’re gonna travel to when it’s safe to get out of town.

Please and thank you!

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Vacation Memes for Everyone Who Wants to Get Out of Town NOW

Has it been a while since you went on vacation?

I have a feeling that the answer is YES, because none of us have been able to go anywhere in a while!

But that’s all gonna change pretty soon…I think…

In the meantime, enjoy these vacation memes…you know you want to.

1. Well, I guess it’s better than nothing…

It could be worse. Maybe…

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2. You’re a celebrity on vacation.

Back home…not so much.

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3. You already know you’re gonna overpack.

So don’t even fight it!

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4. Ahhh, this is what vacation is all about.

No room for drama!

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5. Yeah, so am I…

Still just staring at these four walls…

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6. Bring on the tequila!

Hey, be careful with that stuff!

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7. I’m with you on this one.

It’s been a while!

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8. I hope you have a good imagination.

You’re gonna need it!

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9. It’s literally all I want right now.

Does this look good to you?

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10. Either one would be a welcome change.

You can’t be too picky.

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11. It never ends, does it?

Your life basically revolves around laundry.

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12. Alright, it’s party time…

There’s no better feeling in the world!

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Okay, now we want to hear from you!

Do you have any big vacations planned this summer?

If so, please tell us about them in the comments. We’d love to hear from you!

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Memes That Are So Funny You Might Not Be Able to Stop Laughing

We don’t want to scare you, but we feel like we must give you this warning: if you decide to look at these memes, you might not stop laughing…EVER.

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

Okay, you’ve been warned! Now it’s up to you to decide which path you will take…good luck to you…

1. I haven’t played with this in years!

Still fits like a charm.

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2. This reminds me of Alien.

Did that come out of someone’s stomach?

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3. Okay, I don’t need to see anyone again for a while!

Maybe next Christmas!

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4. Which one do you prefer?

He looks pretty good in that vest!

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5. Sorry, these are saved.

This is what real friendship looks like.

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6. That’s how flight attendants dressed back then.

It’s all true!

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7. You sound very scholarly!

Did you go to Harvard? Yale?

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8. Always a very strange mix.

Teamwork makes the dream work!

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9. You can’t resist doing this!

We all do it!

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10. This was all the way back in the late 2010s.

A lot’s changed since then…

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11. What the hell is going on here?

I’m having a hard time with this one.

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12. This is what perfection looks like, people.

I love it!

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13. This doesn’t seem right to me…

Can we get some confirmation on this?

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You’re still laughing, aren’t you?

It’s okay, so are we!

Share some more memes in the comments so we can keep the laughs comin’! Thanks!

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Memes About Something We All Desperately Need… a Vacation

What a crazy year it’s been…

We’ve all been trapped inside staring at four walls and I think it’s safe to say that 99.9999% of us want to get out of town and take a proper vacation as soon as possible.

So keep the faith and enjoy these funny memes while you plan your next getaway!

1. My family would probably do something like this.

Gee, thanks a lot…

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2. Bring it on!

Even Kermit needs a break!

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3. I’m willing to do this if necessary.

Hey, you gotta get out of town somehow.

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4. I’m just fine. No need to send anyone.

I have everything I need!

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5. Can we put the camera down for a while?

I said that’s enough!

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6. I don’t remember anything!

Uh oh…this might be a problem…

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7. Get there any way you can!

Hey, this isn’t a bad idea…

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8. Just go for it!

Sometimes, you have to take a leap.

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9. Let’s see how I can make this work…

I don’t know about this one…

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10. You are now among the living!

At least for a little while.

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11. Hey, it’s better than nothing!

A break is a break!

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Do you have any vacations planned for this year?

If you do, tell us all about them in the comments.

We’d love to hear about your upcoming adventures!

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What’s the Biggest Scam You Ever Fell For? People Shared Their Stories.

It always breaks my heart when I hear about people (particularly older ones) who get bilked out of all their money because they fell for a scam.

And it also makes me want to find the people responsible for those scams so I could have a few words with them.

Bottom line: there are a ton of scammers out there doing everything they can to try to separate you from your money.

What’s the biggest scam you ever fell for?

AskReddit users admitted their shame.

1. That’s too bad.

“There was a company advertising that they would help people wipe out predatory student loans.

Long story short I blew $800 on a company that got shut down by the Gov’t for fraudulent practices and was denied a refund.”

2. Talkspace.

“Spent $250 on Talkspace (got $200 back because I demanded a redund).

They (their therapists) waste a week of your time to reply once and reply with a canned response of, “oh that sounds stressful, how is your sleep schedule?”

I cannot stress enough how much of a waste of time and money that s**t was.”

3. Bummer.

“These people called me with one of HMRC numbers telling me I didn’t pay some taxes, saying they sent lots of letters to my old address to which I never responded.

I didn’t know they could make me see the number they wanted. After a quick check on the government website I saw that the number was the same and I believed them. I was 20 years old and living in London on my own.

I gave them 1000£ and never felt so stupid in my life.”

4. Could have been worse.

“Not too bad I lost 35 bucks. I fell for those stores on Instagram.

I was just getting on it so I didn’t know most were scam stores. Because I followed some small retailers that I already bought from.

I thought it was the same thing. Website was or looked legit but I never got my boots.

Smart too because I got it from them because they were 15 bucks cheaper. Not some crazy amount that made you question it.

Luckily I paid with PayPal. It could’ve been worse if they had my credit card information.”

5. Ugh.

“My former best friend and his dad cheated me out of my money to invest in their company.

When I asked for a contract, his dad said, “Between true friends, words aren’t necessary.”

When they started making money, I asked for my money back, and they said they didn’t owe me a thing.”

6. Scammed!

“There was a company advertising that they would help people wipe out predatory student loans.

Long story short, I blew $800 on a company that got shut down by the government for fraudulent practices and was denied a refund.”

7. Oh, no.

“Right after my dad died I got a call from a number I didn’t know.

They left a voice mail saying they needed my social security number so they could pay out a life insurance policy to me. I was 21 and super inexperienced with stuff like this. So I did what any real adult would do. I asked my mom for advice.

She told me it was legit and to give them my SS number. I had a weird feeling about it but if my mom said it was ok then it must be ok. I did it. I called back and gave the guy that answered my SS number.

I never got a check but my mom suddenly did from a policy my dad “forgot” to take her off of even though they had been divorced years before.

She did give my 10k but I’m 100% positive it was worth way more and she had something to do with it all. We don’t talk anymore for various reasons including this one.”

8. VIP.

“I went to buy a Rolling Stones ticket from a scalper years ago (i know, i know) and he talked me into a VIP Backstage Pass. He said that’s all I need!

Free food, booze, all the perks. He insisted the sticker was all I needed to get in, no paper ticket necessary.

So a few hours later I go to the show, obviously can’t get in – it was a VIP pass from the night before. There was no date on it, just a different shape.

I try every single gate hoping someone won’t notice/not care and finally try the media entrance. The nice lady ushered me right in, I took an elevator up to the main concourse and I was free as a bird. I didn’t have a seat obviously but I snuck down to the floor and ended up having a great show.

Still feel burned by the stupid f**k to this day though. I’ve seen him at other shows (nice neck tattoo of a fish, you fu**in’ pr**k) and I always f**k with him.”

9. Felt like an idiot.

“It happened while I was at work in a grocery store (no longer working there for unrelated reasons). Overworked, stressed out of my mind, and probably had some form of sleep deprivation going on at the time.

Answered a customer service call for Western Union during a very busy time and had a severe lapse in judgement that resulted in me doing a transaction over the phone (the biggest thing they drill into our heads NOT to do).

I thankfully didn’t get any further (only one transaction went through rather than several) before things clicked and I hung up on them horrified. Reported it asap for damage control and spent the next few days praying that I wouldn’t lose my job for it (transaction over the phone = fire-able offense).

Thankfully, since I didn’t have a problematic work history my boss was able to save my job with the only caveats being retraining and a note being on file for at least a year. Huge self-esteem and mental health loss though, felt like a gigantic idiot for months afterwards.”

10. A hassle.

“I was in Rome walking around when a guy came up to me and handed me a rose saying it was a gift. I took it, and then he demanded money.

I refused to pay, and tried to give it back (should have just placed it on the floor). Long story short, my friend saw me from across the plaza arguing and came over.

The guy wouldn’t leave me alone, so my friend paid him off. I felt so bad.”

11. Phishing.

“An email something like:

“You’re paypal has been accessed from an unknown source, click here to update your password.”

It looked official and asked for me to login to update my password. When I realized the website didn’t allow me to view my profile I panicked. I then spent the day taking the nessassary precautions.

Lesson, always go to the website yourself and don’t click links in emails.”

Have you ever been scammed before?

If so, please tell us all about it in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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People Share Their Best “Rock Bottom” Meals That Will Make You Howl

There’s no use in beating around the bush: a lot of us are sick and tired of cooking and we’ve been getting desperate when it comes to our culinary styles during the pandemic and the quarantine.

So that means there have been millions and millions of folks worldwide who have basically hit rock bottom when it comes to cooking.

And can you really blame them?

It gets really old not being able to eat out at a restaurant. And then you open your barely-stocked cupboards and you find yourself staring into the abyss. And THEN you just get desperate and throw together any old thing that will satisfy your hunger for a few minutes…it’s a vicious cycle.

Are you ready to read about some rock bottom meals that folks have admitted to? Let’s take a look.

1. Almost hit all the major food groups.

Nice work!

2. Perfectly acceptable.

Just keep telling yourself that…

3. This is intense.

I salute you, sir!

4. Fending for ourselves.

Doesn’t sound delicious, not gonna lie.

5. Don’t regret it all the way.

But at least recognize the problem.

6. This sounds absolutely disgusting.

But you’re living your own life. That’s what’s important.

7. We need to talk.

Stale Pringles? This is sad…

8. Hitting rock bottom over here.

You can only go up from here!

9. Yes…yes it does.

You need to snap out of it!

10. It could be worse.

But this was not a good life decision.

Okay, it’s confession time…

Tell us your worst quarantine meal that you’ve made.

Do it in the comments!

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13 People Admit the Legal Substances They’re Addicted To

I have this debate with older people a lot, but they are just absolutely horrified that marijuana is now legal in so many states across the country.

But ci**rettes and al**hol? Hey, those are no big deal at all!

And yes, as you all know, those are perfectly legal if you’re of age.

It’s just kind of funny how the stigma of things being legal or illegal influences the opinions of people out there.

People on AskReddit admitted what legal substances they’re addicted to.

Let’s take a look.

1. Still calling to you.

“Potato chips. Salt and vinegar especially.

I can eat entire family bags of them in a sitting. I’ve been making serious efforts to cut that out lately, I’ve been chip free for almost a week.

And yet the crisps call to me…”

2. Good stuff.

“La Croix.

Specifically passion fruit and coconut flavors.

I go through about 3-4 12 packs a week.

This s**t is expensive too.”

3. Might be overdoing it.

“Diet Coke.

Hands down.

It’s a problem.

Or maybe it’s not.

Brb, getting some Diet Coke.”

4. Your babies.

“PLANTS. I talk to mine every single day and want to always grow more and more and more and more of them. My plants aren’t even mine!

Most are my friend’s. Him and his bf are gonna come get them when it gets warm but actually I might fight them now cause they’ve become my babies.”

5. Hello, old friend.

“Flaming Hot Cheetoss ? .

They’re terrible I know, but I’ve been eating them longer than I’ve known most my friends.”

6. Mary Jane.

“Marijuana.

Yes, I have been using more than I should.

Yes, you can abuse it.

No, it is not good for you in these quantities.

No, it is not easy to kick the habit.”

7. I love them!

“Cheez Its.

I used to go over to my best friend’s home growing up and eat all their Cheez Its.

Every year for my birthday, Christmas, and any big event in my life, her parents would buy me a box.”

8. Do the Dew.

“Mountain Dew.

No, I’m not addicted to the sugar. Or the caffeine. I have tried substitutes. If I don’t have a Mountain Dew for about 48 hours, I will get MEAN.

I’ve lost a lot of weight and kept it off for like 6 or 7 years. One of my friends told me I’d probably lose another 5 or 10 pounds if I could stop Mountain Dew.”

9. Rare, but delicious.

“Lilikoi flavored Hi-Chews. You can only get them at this one chain of stores in Hawaii.

Luckily for me, as someone who lives in CA, my girlfriend’s sister lives in Honolulu and sends me boxes of them a few times a year. They’re heavenly. Kicks the s**t out of a Starburst.

Honorable mention to Sour Mambas. I really like fruity, chewy candy.”

10. Doesn’t sound very pleasant.

“Red pepper flakes. Every time I eat pizza, I have to sprinkle a lot, knowing full well it will burn coming out.

The sensation is like I’m trying to s**t out the sun.”

11. A lot of people are like this.

“Video games. Sometimes it feels as if it’s as destructive as hard drugs. I’ll stop for weeks at a time but can never quit completely.

When I binge it feels like I’m wasting away my life and falling into a self destructive hole.”

12. A tough one.

“Nicotine.

I actually quit ci**rettes for a few months (was hell first few weeks) then suddenly bought a pack few days ago when was feeling really off, finished it then promised not to get back to it.

Aday later got news of a cousin passing away, so here I am sitting with my brand new pack. If you don’t smoke, dont start.”

13. Time for rehab?

“Trader Joe’s Peanut butter filled pretzels.

Two bags a week, would be more but I have to limit how many I buy.”

Okay, it’s confession time.

What legal substances are you addicted to?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know!

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Are You a Fan Of Dumb Tattoos? Check These Out!

There’s no accounting for taste, right?

At least that’s what I’m thinking a lot of the folks you’re about to meet say to themselves at night when they look in the mirror and look at the truly DUMB tattoos they have permanently had etched onto their bodies.

But, hey, some people really like dumb tattoos! So more power to them!

But…you gotta think that there’s still a part of them that thinks…why did I do this to myself?

Are you ready to see some dumb tattoos?

Let’s take a look!

1. They got it redone and it’s still sh*t.

Money NOT well spent!

@zeerichardsonn

Love a good home job, also the lip one was by a PROFESSIONAL and it came off the 2nd day I got it and had to go get it REDONE and it still shit

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

2. Wow…a monster of some kind?

Is that what I’m looking at here?

@tabbithaisgay

#duet with @hannanicbic handsom squidward ??

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

3. I think we found Waldo!

Okay, that’s kind of funny.

@adambright6

#duet with @hannanicbic I got u

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

4. Some Mario-themed madness.

Okay, okay, I see what you’re going for there.

@hailstorm1995

#duet with @hannanicbic Doodlebob, piranha plant from mario and my ghost friend?… I wouldn’t trade them for the world! #BoseAllOut #wisconsin

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

5. Well, would you look at that!

At least the art isn’t terrible.

@snorlaxanalbeads666

#MrKrabs

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

6. Okay, this is really dumb.

Some might even call it STUPID.

@jayceswirsky

#duet with @hannanicbic

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

7. I believe that is Butthead.

From the hit television series.

@raynewatcheryt

#duet with @hannanicbic

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

8. A shark and a duck.

Together at last!

@vazonik12

#duet z @hannanicbic #tattoo #tattoolover #tattoogirl #duck #shark #bestdecisionofmylife #dc #dla ciebie

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

9. I see what you did there…

It’s a camel toe. Not one, but two!

@vildsoeg

#duet with @hannanicbic Homemade shit @stankthot2008 cameltoe#finetær#cool#tatto#bestfriendsgoals #stupid #yolo#swag

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

10. You only live once, bro.

So seize the day, brah!

@unknown01800

#duet with @hannanicbic #yolo #fyp #dog #tiedye

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

11. I actually like this one!

It’s classy, elegant, and I believe that you did the right thing.

@mac_aub

Little toss up between the two, you decide ??‍♂️#foryou #foryoupage #tattoo #doritosflatlife

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

Now we want to hear from you.

If you have a dumb tattoo that you totally regret, please share a pic with us in the comments.

Let’s see what you got!

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These Folks All Decided to Post Pics of Their Dumb Tattoos

I went to the beach last summer for a week of R&R (rest and relaxation, not rock n’ roll), and I gotta tell ya, there are awful tattoos ALL OVER THE PLACE.

And not just on young folks. I’m talking about middle-aged people and even some senior citizens in the mix.

Hey, tattoos are acceptable nowadays. It used to be that you’d really only see them on military vets, bikers, rock n’ rollers…and ex-convicts.

And that also means that there are tons of DUMB tattoos out there.

Let’s take a look at some that definitely fall into that category.

1. This is the video that got it all kicked off.

Look what you started!

@hannanicbic

Dumbest tattoo? Drink more aqua ? #tattoo #navy #fyp #foryoupage

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

2. Not anti-mask. She promises.

Bad timing on this one!

@wakaflockafloccar

#stitch with @hannanicbic I could NOT have had worse timing. #fyp #foryoupage #tattoo #worsttattoo #winner P.S. I’m not anti-mask I promise ??‍♀️

♬ original sound – wakaflockafloccare

3. At least you can hide it pretty easily.

A perfect place for a tattoo like this.

@alicjafg1

#duet z @hannanicbic

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

4. Hey, this is kinda fun!

I’m a fan of this one!

@impau2699

#duet with @hannanicbic

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

5. Some kind of human/dolphin hybrid.

Okay, I think I follow…

@palomadhp

Female dolphin!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

6. Hola, amigo!

This guy really nailed it.

@mk5_luke

Repost since tik tok took this down soon as I hit 100k views? #fy #fyp #tattoo #badtattoo #xy #xyzbca #freethen1p

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

7. All kinds of stuff going on here.

This guy is on his own journey.

@4lanski_oss

#duet with @hannanicbic no kaczka i ziemniak

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

8. ART IS FOR LOSERS.

Any thoughts on this one?

@goblinbabytooth

#duet with @hannanicbic #tattoo #dumb

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

9. Somebody is watching you!

At all times…

@emmaaagrld

#Duo avec @hannanicbic #fy #pourtoi C’est une longue histoire … ?

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

10. This is non-stop entertainment.

In case you ever get bored…

@_iamkimmy

#duet with @hannanicbic HAHAHHAJAHAHHAHA #foryou

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

11. Well, isn’t that cute?

Not the most offensive thing I’ve ever seen.

@helloethhehe

#duet with @hannanicbic

♬ original sound – Hanna Nic

Okay, you know the drill…

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, be a trooper and share some pics of your really bad tattoos, won’t you?

We’d really appreciate it!

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