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Roommates Who Are Trying Really Hard Right Now

Roommates. You can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em, because you’re way too poor to get your own place, am I right?

A lot of roommates are in a severe love/hate relationship right now, as a complete lack of absence makes the heart grow steadily more annoyed. That “spacious” apartment starts to feel a lot smaller when none of you ever go anywhere else.

The upside is, a lot of it is very funny.

15. The Hunt

If you drink booze on Easter is it Easter Eggnog?

My roommate picked up 2 cases of wine for me yesterday, proceeded to get blackout drunk and think it was Easter. I came home after work to find that he hid all 24 bottles through the apartment and he doesn’t remember where they are. Time for adult Easter egg hunting I guess ??‍♂️??‍♂️ from funny

14. Accidentally pwned

Maybe you should just switch over to playing Sorry.

13. Trash bash

It’s a sign.

Boyfriend’s roommates won’t take the trash out from funny

12. Kitchen trippin’

So apparently all I need to do to make my apartment less gross is get some psychedelics.

11. Business on top

Party on the bottom.

My roommates zoom meeting attire from funny

10. Listful thinking

Make sure you check it twice.

9. Buggin’ out

It’s April, fools.

Made a little paper cutout to give my roommate a good scare. April fools y’all. from funny

8. Distance cake

Whatever you do, for the love of God, don’t blow on it.

My roommate sang happy birthday from the other room after gifting this to me from funny

7. Flip the switch

Has science gone too far?

6. Safety first

I love you, you’re filthy, go clean.

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5. Roll with it

Kinda rude to flaunt your wealth like that.

My roommates mom gave us an Easter basket full of toilet paper. from funny

4. iPhone X

I’m sure it’ll be patched soon.

Roommate said he’d fix my phone while I was at work. Thanks mate! from funny

3. Can’t handle it

Absolute classic.

Roommates getting bored during this quarantine. from funny

2. GTFO BF

Have you no standards at all?

1. Realization

Somewhere out there, someone is telling stories about you.

If you’re living with a roommate, cut ’em a little slack right now. No living arrangement is perfect, and we’re all just trying to make it through the day.

Also if my roommate is reading this: DRINK ANOTHER ONE OF MY DIET COKES AND I WILL LITERALLY MURDER YOU, I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP.

What’s your weird roommate story?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes and Tweets That Are Funny Enough to Give Us a Jolt of Energy

What was that?

Did you just feel that?!?!

I sure did! I got a huge JOLT of energy after reading these hilarious tweets and memes. It doesn’t happen very often, but when it does, look out, friends!

Are you ready to get zapped with humor?

Let’s get it started!

1. What do you think you’re doing?

The look of disapproval is strong with this one…

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2. Come on Freddy, you can do it!

Don’t forget to pursue your own dreams, people!

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3. Yup, I still do…

You have to check just to make sure.

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4. A lot of middle fingers.

Just remember, tomorrow is another day.

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5. Don’t even go there.

You expect me to actually work?

6. That’s the only acceptable answer.

Vanilla Ice will NEVER go out of style. Got it?

7. Whoops. Sorry about that.

Happens all the time.

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8. No more eye contact.

Time to teach him a lesson.

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9. You did what you had to do.

You have to make choices in life, right?

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10. Time to be a home-wrecker.

Just insert yourself RIGHT into the picture.

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11. She’s the spirit animal of many people.

Going her own way.

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12. Does this look familiar?

I think it does…

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Okay, now it’s time to relax after all that excitement…

Do you think you can help us out with a favor?

In the comments, please share a meme, tweet, joke, or a photo that you think is funny.

We believe in you!

Now, make us LAUGH!

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Things People Probably Shouldn’t Have Texted to Their Boss

There are pros and cons to living in our connected world. With greater ease of instant communication comes more of a chance that we’re going to accidentally misuse it; like, say, sending your boss a text ABOUT your boss that you MEANT to send to your girlfriend and now you’re not sure if you’re still going to have a job tomorrow. Oops.

I need some kind of app that asks me if I’m ABSOLUTELY SURE I meant to send my message to certain contacts. We all need it.

Here are 13 examples of exactly why we all need it.

12. Can’t handle it

Why would you text this to your boss?

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11. Love is love

Clearly someone hasn’t read the handbook on office romance.

10. A reasonable request

Did you mean to say that?

9. Sass

I’m gonna need some popcorn to watch whatever happens after this.

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8. Sick of your crap

Some details maybe don’t need to be shared with anyone at all.

7. Don’t show weakness

Look we’re all thinking it but don’t say it out loud.

6. Texts from last night

Texting your boss should require a breathalyzer.

5. Self-evaluation

It’s always worse when there are pictures involved.

4. An adorable mess

Who could possibly be offended by this?

3. Happy birthday?

I don’t know who’s in the wrong here but it’s all-around miserable.

2. Party time

Hold on, why does your boss call you “Peewee?”

1. Behind your back

I wouldn’t count on that vacation.

Let this be a cautionary tale to us all. Maybe change your boss’ name in your contacts to just “CAREFUL!”

Have you ever done something like this?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Funny Times People Accidentally Texted Their Bosses

There was a time when you only spoke to your boss face to face, or maybe, occasionally, over an inter-office phone system. For most of us, that’s long gone. The people we work for, or at least the ones we work immediately under, are generally accessible through a few twitches of the thumb on our smart phones. This can be really handy. It can also be super annoying and potentially dangerous.

Like in these 12 examples of times people definitely shouldn’t have texted their bosses, but did. (Pro tip: depending on what device you’re viewing this page on, you may have to click on the tweets to see the entire screenshot.)

12. Loving matrimony

This is the start of a beautiful relationship.

11. How do you really feel?

Cause I’m losin’ my sight, losing my mind, wish somebody would tell me I’m fine.

10. Burn

Geez, she could have at least been nice about it.

9. Cat calling

I am dying to know how this went.

8. Welp

That’s one way to get it done, I guess?

7. Shannon panic

That’s no way to speak to your boss.

6. Two modes

The feeling of being late on the train is the worst thing in the world.

5. Butt of a joke

So you’re just packing up and moving out of the country now, yeah?

4. Copy

Who…who was this supposed to go to?

3. Sleep-texter

I think your phone is possessed.

2. 100% chance of heavy no

We really don’t see enough sleeveless suits on television.

1. Blocked

Anyone who sends these texts should be fired, regardless of where they send them.

If you’ve got a good boss, maybe send ’em a quick text telling them you appreciate them. If you’ve got a bad boss, maybe just never text them ever to be safe.

Have you ever been in a situation like this?

Tell us what happened in the comments.

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These Posts Will Bring Back a Lot of Memories

Some memes flare and fade, with a brief moment in the spotlight before disappearing from our memories.

Then there are “I’m this old,” or “I’m this many years old,” which I predict is going to be around for awhile. Maybe forever.

These are 13 that are sure to bring those memories flooding back.

13. I have never seen this before now.

And I’m really, really sad about it.

12. I had forgotten this, but I definitely owned it.

This story could not be contained on one VHS.

11. Wow, how are you still alive?

Seriously, this is like…WWII stuff.

10. Those labels are all properly stained up.

Those tapes were well-loved, y’all.

9. My cousins ate some of these once.

Smoke came right out of her nose!

8. There was nothing better than a Lite Brite.

Those lights got really hot, but I’m sure it was fine.

7. I am older than this. Womp-womp.

And also insanely jealous.

6. You weren’t cool unless you had an assortment.

And if you bought the off-brand, they cut you!

5. Teachers were not playing around!

And yes, we were scared of them despite the colored folders.

4. The absolute best part of recess.

Unless it was dodgeball day.

3. If there was a museum for my childhood.

And there should be, because it was a long time ago.

2. I have a feeling that “juice” should have been in quotes.

Which is probably why they were so delicious.

1. What even was the point of these?

Except to keep us busy for hours so our parents could have some time to ourselves, of course.

I am definitely some years old – some older than these pictures, some younger – and I actually loved the trip back through time.

How old are you, in one image? Share one in the comments!

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Jimmy Fallon Asked Viewers for Their Best #QuarantineQuotes and These Folks Delivered

Jimmy Fallon tosses hashtags out to his viewers and asks for them to basically write his jokes for him, and even though he – like other comedians these days – is doing his show from home, people are still coming through.

Like these 14 people, who showed up with some truly hilarious quotes from their time cooped up at home.

14. How about neither, because nothing is wrong with you!

Seriously, though, if you have a problem, get help.

13. Hahahaha what on earth.

I wonder if Mom knows?

12. She’s just trying to save you the embarrassment.

And also her career.

11. I’m sure you still look beautiful.

Because no one should care what you weigh.

10. Mind your business is the best advice a mother can give, honestly.

Maybe we should do a fire drill at my house.

9. I don’t feel like I need to add anything here.

It’s really funny, though, right?

8. The ratty ones just won’t do for that work call tomorrow.

What would people think?!

7. That’s not something my parents would have ever said when I was in high school.

I was suuuuper popular, y’all.

6. There’s only one way to find out.

But you can always try again tomorrow.

5. Because sometimes it’s just really hard to wait until after bedtime.

And also no one has a bedtime anymore.

4. A lot less “winning money,” though.

And also less fun. Admit it.

3. Username checks out.

But I mean, she’s not wrong.

2. I assume you said thank you.

And then maybe cried yourself to sleep.

1. Hahahaha bless his heart.

It’s so sweet that he thinks he’s going to school.

 

This was exactly what I needed today, y’all! How about you?

Do you have something funny to add to the list of quotes? Share it with us in the comments!

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Uplifting Tweets That Improved Our Day

Twitter can be a bit of a minefield. The ability to instantly lob whatever thought you might be having out into a massive public forum while safely protected behind a screen can lead to a lot of vitriol and chaos. But there’s a whole lot of wholesome coming down that pipeline too. And it’ll get you directly in the feels.

If you look around a little, you can find some very sweet tweets that remind you that, hey, people can be really kind, and that life maybe isn’t so bad. Take a look at 10 prime examples here.

10. Rosseroni

Just eat the devil out of it.

9. Getting stoked

You’re never out of the game.

8. I yam what I yam

Well that’s extravagantly adorable.

7. Piece of cake

It’s an absolute beauty.

6. Very happy hour

It’s where all the coolest cats hang out.

5. Trash talk

You tell ’em, kid.

4. Mr. F

This is an entirely new level of prank.

3. Goat & float

Come on in, the water’s fine.

2. Good girl

How could you even be sad when this doggo is a part of your life??

1. Young love

Sounds like you’ve got a keeper.

Remember, it doesn’t take a grand gesture to make someone’s day. It’s usually little things. Encouragement, affirmation, a small gift, a tiny little act of service. Even just sharing a bit of good news can have a significant impact on your friends and family, so keep reaching out. Keep spreading the good.

What’s the sweetest thing you’ve encountered recently?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

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10 Intriguing Facts for You to Chew On

We live in an uncertain world right now and we hear the terms “fake news” and “alternative facts” thrown around quite a bit.

Well, let us assure you that there is nothing fake or alternative about our facts.

We give you the real deal, honest, 100% truthful information in our many fact sets. And they’re all meant to make you think and be more curious about the world around you!

So what do you say? Are you ready for another hefty dose of intriguing facts?

Let’s get started!

1. Sounds like a good gig.

This is one of the weirdest facts I’ve ever seen.

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2. That’s it! I’m moving to Finland!

And I guess I’m gonna get a PhD…

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3. I’ll take that bet…

And look what he did with it!

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4. Just imagine that.

That sounds absolutely terrifying.

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5. Creepy bloodlines.

That’s pretty crazy.

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6. Some people don’t need lessons.

The Man in Black sure didn’t.

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7. Spy games.

A brilliant maneuver.

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8. Real-life crime solving.

Did you know this?

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9. The power of nature.

Mother Nature surprises us on a daily basis.

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10. She was a trailblazer.

But people didn’t follow her advice.

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Those were some very high-quality facts, if I do say so myself.

Now we want to hear from you!

If you’ve come across any interesting facts, stories, articles, etc., share them with us in the comments.

Please and thank you!

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A Woman Named Karen Is Furious With A Karen Meme Page

No matter how much you try to explain things online to some people, they still just don’t get it. What is a meme, exactly? And what’s this newfangled thing called TikTok, you say? Does it have to do with a clock?

Well, one woman named Karen has had enough. She’s done with all the jokes, the memes, the thingamajigs — whatever they’re called — making fun of Karens. And that’s final!

She decided to message the admin of a Facebook page called “No, Karen.” It went about as well as you might expect.

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But Karen didn’t stop there. She kept on writing, several paragraphs worth, actually.

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The owner of the page wrote back and his/her response was priceless. Just try not to laugh while reading this one.

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This is SO NOT FUNNY! Now, now, Karen. Settle down.

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Oooh, burn. You do not wanna mess with the administrator of a meme page with your name on it!

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I guess we’ll never know if Karen called the police or got her lawyers involved. As one commenter pointed out: “The only thing missing is ‘Please let me speak to your manager.’”

If she would’ve said that, the internet would have had a literal field day. Because, let’s face it, Karens often deliver when it comes to the “ridiculous behavior” department.

What do you think of the Karen meme craze? Is it a harmless joke or something deeper than that?

Let us know in the comments!

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People ‘Quarantined a Book’ for Jimmy Fallon

Just because Jimmy Fallon is home these days, it doesn’t mean he’s out of the game. He’s very much in the game, and when he asks people to hop on a hashtag, they do it.

He knows that people are hilarious, and now that they’ve piled on his #QuarantineABook hashtag, we all know it too.

Below are 15 of my favorites.

15. We all wear sweatpants.

We are all the devil.

14. I feel like it should be Sisterhood of the Traveling Sweatpants.

Nobody is perfect.

13. Coincidentally, this is the real title of the actual book.

I’m sorry; I couldn’t help myself!

12. This is definitely the story at our house.

I’m hoping we can detox after all of this is over.

11. It’s just as depressing either way.

But maybe not as exciting along the way.

10. Some people just really go above and beyond.

Overachiever much?

9. This works surprisingly well.

Though it’s not quite as sexy a title.

8. We could do this all day.

Because we never get tired of talking about Harry Potter.

7. See, we’re not done yet.

I’m betting there’s still more to come.

6. This is just way too real.

It might be too soon, too.

5. If only it took that long.

That’s a lot of laps in a normal house.

4. There must be something interesting here somewhere.

Have you checked the couch cushions?

3. This lady is me.

And this house is my house. I approve.

2. It’s not good to skip the love part.

It’s good for stress relief, don’t you know?

1. I’m just going to set this right here.

You know you love it, even though you might not want to.

I just love when he does hashtags; they’re always the best!

What would your response have been? Share it with us in the comments!

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