People Share What You Should Say If You Get Rejected for a Date

Rejection is never any fun.

No one wants to go through with it, but unfortunately, it’s part of life.

Especially when it comes to asking a person out who you are interested in.

Then what do you say?

Do you really want to know?

Here’s what folks on AskReddit had to say.

1. Huh…

“An actual response of mine from high school: “Huh. Well that sucks.”

The girl in question laughed, I laughed, and it smoothed over. And then she proceeded in the following months to cling to me and pretend i was her boyfriend.

Oh yea. I know how to pick ’em, chief.”

2. This isn’t bad.

“Ok, no problem.

See you around.”

3. Very lucky!

“If they explain that they have a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/partner I’ll usually say “Oh! They’re very lucky then!”, smile through the pain, and walk away.

It establishes that I respect not just them, but their relationship and perhaps they will go home and think “Yeah, I guess I’m pretty lucky too!””

4. Rock it.

“They said they had already been asked out by someone else. So I wished them good luck and to “rock that shit”.

I don’t fail half way.”

5. Nice and easy.

“”Okay, thanks for being honest”

I have seen too many situations where someone says yes because they feel bad or awkward. Don’t lead someone on because you “feel bad”.”

6. Don’t do this.

“Break into a sad musical number.

“MEEEEEEMORIEEEES ALL ALOOOOONE IN THE MOOOOONLIGHHHT”

7. Show ’em who’s boss.

“Finger guns and a moonwalk outta there.”

8. There you go.

““Haha no worries” and then you go about your business.”

9. Moving on.

“I just say “I respect that” and move the fuck on.”

10. You’ll sound like a psycho, but why not?

“Fine.

YOUR LOSS! I’M A FUCKING CATCH!

You’re gonna rue the day you passed up on dating me. YOU WILL RUE IT!”

11. A high school story.

“My sophomore year of high school I had a couple of classes with this girl I had a crush on. Because teachers loved using alphabetical order there she and I ended up sitting next to each other in those classes.

We start passing notes in those classes talking about random stuff and being a bit flirty.

One day I decide to get the courage to ask if she wanted to go out with me to a movie or something. So, I ask her out in one of our notes. She replies saying that she’s really sorry but she doesn’t like me in that type of way.

I was devastated of course, but I also liked her as a friend and didn’t want to lose that, so I replied saying that was okay and asking if we could just forget I asked and keep things the way they were because class would be so boring without our talks. She said yeah that was fine and we stayed note buddies throughout the year.

Not sure if this would work for everyone, but it worked for me.”

12. That works.

“The best I’ve heard is, “Alright. Well take it as a compliment then.”

13. Make it weird.

“Awkwaaaard”

The higher your pitch and the longer you can stretch it out, the better.”

14. You obviously didn’t hear them…

“Perfect.

Pick you up Saturday at 7pm, bring nothing.”

15. Why not?

“Ok, I figured I’d ask.”

16. Keep it professional.

“Well, you’ve got my resume, so please consider me for any future positions. Thank you for your time.”

And assuming this is post-Corona, offer a firm handshake, three pumps, no more, and exit the room.”

17. Maybe it could work?

“She responded with “I have a boyfriend” (sounded genuine)
I told her she’s so pretty, she could use two boyfriends.

Her face went cherry red and with a smile said maybe I’ll see you next year. Asked her on the last day of school).”

18. Leave it right there.

“All good. You seem like a great person I just had to ask. Thank you for being honest.

Acknowledge, compliment, and leave it there.”

19. Remember to be nice.

“That’s alright. I hope we can still be friends.”

20. Laughs galore.

“My friend used to ask guys “you wanna date?” and if they said no, she would pull out a bag of dates and say “cool more for me then”.

It was hilarious every time.”

Now we want to hear from you!

What do you think is the best thing to say to someone after they reject you for a date?

Tell us in the comments!

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Cute Sloths Squeak to Each Other While Hanging Around

Sloths are some of the cutest animals on the planet. Not only are they super fuzzy and adorable looking, but they’re also very slow-moving and gentle. And they love nothing more than just hanging around.

These little sloth friends are doing just that, all while making a truly heartwarming squeaking sound.

Just try not to squeal yourself while watching this video:

These sloths are hanging out at the Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica, a nonprofit dedicated to carrying for abandon, injured and orphaned sloths in Costa Rica.

If you pay a visit to Costa Rica, you can even take a tour of the sanctuary. But unfortunately, you won’t be able to hold or touch the sloths, as it’s very stressful for sloths to be handled too much by humans. Tourists can also accidentally introduce diseases and bacteria to the sloth, which isn’t good.

You can always look at photos and videos of them online, however.

"A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have."- Irish Proverb?????????????

Posted by Sloth Sanctuary Costa Rica on Wednesday, April 15, 2020

We could seriously look at these photos for hours.

Look at that sloth to stuffed animal ratio! It’s ADORBS!

Try to make sure you are getting plenty of sleep! Sleep helps you feel more refreshed and is excellent for your health. This tiny rescued Choloepus sloth is a good little sleeper! ???

Posted by Sloth Sanctuary Costa Rica on Saturday, May 2, 2020

I mean seriously just how cute is this little one. Enjoying that leaf like a boss!

We sure miss having guests on our tours and at our inn, but being closed at this time is right to do our part to help…

Posted by Sloth Sanctuary Costa Rica on Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Well, it’s now officially official. We’ll be spending the rest of the day looking at these cute rescue sloths! And booking the next flight to Costa Rica right after I get down writing this.

What’s your favorite mammal? Are you a fan of sloths, or do you think they’re overhyped?

We’d love to hear from you!

Let us know in the comments!

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14 Tasty Memes to Snack on After Dinner

Maybe you’re taking just a break from work, or maybe your kids are playing quietly, or perhaps you’re just stealing a few minutes to check out from the realities that just won’t go away.

Whatever it is, if you’re looking for a quick way to reset and maybe even smile while you’re at it, these 14 little posts should do the trick!

14. Someone over the age of 50 made this poster.

And they were just trying to do the right thing, y’all. Come on.

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13. This is legitimately hilarious.

The pinata needs to be holding a sign that says #metoo.

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12. That…does not blend in with the average face.

Or any human face I’ve ever seen.

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11. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

Oh, Wilford Brimley. We’ll never forget you.

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10. This made me instantly hungry.

It’s about to be Taco Anyday at my house.

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9. I mean that has to be it.

Why did anyone think setting an alarm was a good idea?

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8. This is all I’m going to think when I see this picture now.

Which, honestly, is probably what they were off to do, too.

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7. And, like the Muppets, we just keep letting Animal back inside.

He’s your friend, what are you gonna do?

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6. Such a rare and beautiful moment.

What’s really happening in this picture, though?

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5. The whole site is a Dumpster fire.

Why are we all still on there again?

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4. Sometimes the wholesome answer is the right one.

Also, why does it seem like we’re missing a dirty joke here?

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3. We all have to draw our lines in the sand, right?

This should easily narrow down your Tinder matches, though.

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2. Y’all what is happening here.

Why is this a thing that exists?

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1. Everyone loves a good Venn diagram.

And this is a GREAT Venn diagram.

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I’m loving these!

I can’t decide which is my favorite – what do you think? Tell me in the comments!

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Satisfying Loops That We Couldn’t Look Away From

We really hope you’re bored because these looping GIFs are going to hold you in place for a long time. The longer you look the harder it will be to break away because these get better the longer you fixate. They also look like they were really fun to make!

Are you ready for such mindless entertainment? Then find a comfortable place to sit and enjoy these 10 hypnotizing loops.

1. Good family fun.

Pops is on fire.

That perfect slide from BetterEveryLoop

2. Like a school bus leaping out of the ocean.

Show off.

Nature cannot be beat! from BetterEveryLoop

3. Wanna dance?

No? Okay, I’ll just crawl back to my drink.

Dance till i fall down from BetterEveryLoop

4. Starts off slow.

Then it becomes a propeller.

Staff Spinning technique tutorial from BetterEveryLoop

5. Man’s fluffy, adorable best friend.

See the toilet paper wall get higher?

Nothing can come between us from BetterEveryLoop

6. I can’t believe what I’m seeing.

But neither can the guy sitting on top of the car.

Crash Level Expert from BetterEveryLoop

7.  Oh my gosh, these kids.

They’re like puppies.

Look at different child every time from BetterEveryLoop

8. These ladies are so excited.

You won’t see excitement like that when you spend money at the Buy-n-Large.

When you buy from a small business from BetterEveryLoop

9. This one is oddly calming.

You know he’ll never fall.

Round n Round n Round n Round…. from BetterEveryLoop

10. Wait, what?

No worries. You’ll get to see it in a loop forever.

The greatest defense ever from BetterEveryLoop

Aren’t these loops great? It’s almost a meditation.

Now get back to work!

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Tweets About Being Married in 2020 That Are Too True

Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today. 2020 has been a year when many married couples have found themselves spending a LOT more time together, for better or for worse.

And we get to watch all the exhilarating domestic fireworks in the form of that ever-present microblog Twitter, where husbands and wives of all stripes go to shine a light on the funnier aspects of their own matrimonial adventures.

Here are 10 recent tweets about married life that are sure to fully engage your heart.

10. Get in line

Absolutely ice cold.

9. Flex tape

But why wouldn’t everyone do this all the time?

8. Smooth moves

Well what the hell did you expect him to say?

7. Saving the day

This is a rush I would very much like to experience, actually.

6. You snooze, you lose

This will be entered into evidence regardless of relevance.

5. Sneak attack

There need to be protocols to prevent this sort of thing.

4. Nothing to sneeze at

Yes I’m allergic to diseases.

3. One man’s trash

There are no winners in this game.

2. To the Maxx

This conversation sounds exhausting.

1. Against the grain

I need more information on the exact nature of this dispute.

I’ve never been married myself so clearly I don’t know what I’m missing out on but if these tweets are any indication, it sure is a wild ride. Might give it a go one of these days just to see for myself. For the lols if nothing else.

What’s the weirdest thing about marriage to you?

Tell us in the comments.

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Couple Built a Miniature Old Western Town for Their Backyard Chickens

Not only are chickens great pets, but they also serve the handy function of producing daily eggs during their prime laying years. This means fewer trips to the store for you and your family.

One couple decided to show his appreciation for his backyard chickens in a totally unique and special way. He built them an entire miniature town out of their coops, and it’s made to look like the set of an old Western movie.

Here’s the hotel, cafe and mercantile:

One coop..front painted to look like three

Posted by Mitzi Ballard on Monday, June 4, 2018

And just look at the level of detail in the cafe window (although we wonder how the chickens would feel if they could read):

Window in cafe

Posted by Mitzi Ballard on Monday, June 4, 2018

Here’s the saloon:

Coop for last years brahmas

Posted by Mitzi Ballard on Monday, June 4, 2018

There’s even a little jail! Poor chickens:

Keep feed in this, the whole front opens like door

Posted by Mitzi Ballard on Monday, June 4, 2018

Even the chicken’s watering station is decked out:

Holds a 15 gallon water barrel, also catches rain water

Posted by Mitzi Ballard on Monday, June 4, 2018

Here’s a behind-the-scenes look inside one of the coops:

Side view of new coop

Posted by Mitzi Ballard on Monday, June 4, 2018

The blacksmith’s shop serves as the chickens actual feeding area:

Where they eat equipped with feeding tubes,work in progess

Posted by Mitzi Ballard on Monday, June 4, 2018

This level of creativity and commitment is truly admirable. These chicken owners truly went all-in for their feathered friends! We’re sure they appreciate all this hard work and are happily pecking away and laying eggs accordingly.

Would you ever consider keeping backyard chickens? Do you already have chickens? Why or why not?

Let us know in the comments! We’d love to hear from you!

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Language Memes for the Awesome Nerds of the World

If being a nerd about words is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. Languages and words and idioms and all of it – it’s fascinating and fun!

Don’t @ me.

If you feel the same way, then you’re going to love these 16 wordy memes as much as I do!

16. It’s not even a slow decline into madness, either.

Grad school changes you, man.

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15. I’ve done this about 10 times now.

You’re lying if you say you didn’t try them all out.

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14. Imagine a society not obsessed with others’ genitals?

Another reason to want to live in the Shire.

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13. Both of these ideas should go straight in the dictionary.

Or even a textbook tbh.

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12. I have no words for this factoid.

Just…the world would be so different if it were run by women.

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11. I mean we’re all looking for fun things to do at home.

This seems like a better idea than some I’ve had.

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10. Someone was getting fired and going out with a bang.

Lots of people idolizing George Costanza these days!

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9. I don’t understand what is so hard about quotation marks.

But I’m endlessly amused by it.

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8. British people are so terrifying.

And cute at the same time. It’s confusion.

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7. This is like a terrible car accident.

I can’t look away even though I really, really want to.

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6. The generational gap is just getting wider and wider.

As ever, GenX does not give a sh*t.

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5. It sounds so romantic when you put it that way.

And I mean…I don’t know how else to take it, honestly.

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4. It always depends on your accent.

And either way, you know we’re talking about you.

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3. This one didn’t disappoint me.

And let me just say, my expectations were high.

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2. You so fancy in that paper.

Hope your professor never sends you a text.

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1. Just take as much time as you need.

I took a lot, just so you know.

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I am just SWOONING over this whole list!

Which one of these made you smile the most? Tell me in the comments!

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10 of the Internet’s Most Epic Burns

Y’all ready for this?

The internet will always have an abundance of at least three things:
• Cats
• Uninformed opinions
• Sick burns

Certain corners of the internet are basically just the whole world roasting itself and frankly, we’re here for it. It’s entertaining as hell. Which is why we think you’ll enjoy these 10 insults, clap backs, and and general bits of supa hot fire.

10. Soul mates

If you can’t take the heat, get out of the internet.

9. Cool as ice

No disrespect, Tupac, this is just funny.

8. Rated PG

Tony Hawk’s new career is just people not knowing who he is at airports.

7.  No offense

I’ve been told this and I don’t even have the advantage of BEING him.

Source: NBC

6. Transparent

I, too, have invisible friends.

5. Game STOP

They didn’t have to do that, but they did it.

4. Swift justice

This is mostly just a reminder that we pay pro athletes way too much money.

3. Smoke ’em if you got ’em

His dignity disappeared in a puff of joke.

2. Growing pains

For real, you’re perfectly attractive, but stop it with this nonsense.

1. Biology

Don’t think he’ll be making any bonds tonight.

Damn! I need to head to the freezer and see if I can find an ice pack to recover from all those burns. Remember kids, if you get burned on the internet, it lasts forever, so stay careful out there.

What’s the best burn you’ve been witness to lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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If You Love Words, Theses Memes Are for You

One of the reasons that words are cool is that you can just do so much with them. They can evoke literally any kind of emotion you want, and in the case of these 14 memes, they’re definitely twisting themselves into knots just for a laugh!

So come on, fellow word nerds – follow me down list list of memes for some giggles!

14. Definitely holding onto this for reference.

A BLOOT OF HIPPOS GUYS.

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13. Man, were those the days or what?

Why aren’t there book fairs for adults?

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12. Just a few facts for ya.

Shakespeare would make fun of his pretentious fans so hard.

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11. It is kind of delicious, isn’t it?

Unless you’re trying to learn English, that is.

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10. Read this list twice.

All too common mistakes.

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9. This does not please me at all.

I want it to stop but it just keeps going.

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8. This might be one of my favorite posts of all time.

Librarians are the real American heroes.

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7. I bet you could do this for days.

It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

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6. This is the nerdiest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

I’m thrilled that so many people piled on.

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5. I could get behind this sentiment, for sure.

I mean honestly I like the other queen okay too.

4. No one can resist that new book smell.

It’s made of glue, paper, and magic.

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3. I identify with this pretty hard.

What’s the point of having these things if you can’t smell them?

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2. …are we sure we’re not all dyslexic.

Words are so weird and wild but they’ve got nothing on brains.

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1. Some people won’t like this at all.

It’s still objectively funny though.

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I am completely delighted that each and every one of these exists!

Which one was your favorite? Let’s compare in the comments!

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Word Nerds Are Gonna Love These Memes

Language can be very interesting, and when you’re talking about English, the ways to subvert them to your own purposes are many. If you’re clever, if you think linguistics can be amusing, if you’re always ready for a good play on words, well…you’re cool in my book.

And also, you’re just the person to enjoy these 13 memes.

13. This is actually a fact.

You can prove it every single day if you want to!

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12. This didn’t go where I thought it would.

And for that I am forever grateful.

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11. I’m going to go ahead and rule in favor of this.

It might not be literal, but yeah, people haven’t changed.

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10. Who is this genius?

We need to know so we can credit his/her/their work.

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9. I will never not love this factoid.

Also it will never not make me mad.

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8. There’s no good explanation, really.

But I mean…ask the big man, Noah.

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7. I vote that we use this from now on.

Circuses are terrible for animals but endlessly entertaining from a human perspective.

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6. The French just take everything one step too far.

Except food. They’ve never gone too far there.

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5. Some people have way too much time on their hands.

And the rest of us are so, so glad that they do.

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4. This person should get a bonus human prize.

Or at least an A.

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3. This may be one of the bigger wastes of my time.

And yet, I’m not the least bit upset.

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2. There’s a lot about hockey that’s inherently funny.

Like, morbidly, watching blood bounce on ice.

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1. Why would anyone try to stop you?

I can no longer remember how we used to pronounce it.

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I am also the person to enjoy these 13 memes, and boy did I.

Which was your favorite and why? Let’s compare notes in the comments!

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