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This Police Department Takes a Hilarious and Sweet Approach to Social Media

Police departments tend to take things very seriously. But not all of them.

The New Zealand Police is earning quite a reputation for being downright hilarious on social media.

They post funny pictures, share stories and even make witty puns, like this recent post:

First day on the job and our officer got to meet one of the locals, Steve the Goat from Takapuna Beach. I kid you not 🐐

Posted by New Zealand Police on Tuesday, June 16, 2020

They also share some pretty adorable snaps of their “staff:”

Police pupper in training/part-time lumberjack 🌲 #fridayfloof

Posted by New Zealand Police on Thursday, June 11, 2020

They’re funny, and yet they still get their point across:

#leavethephonealone

Posted by New Zealand Police on Tuesday, June 9, 2020

They’re hip with the times, too, participating in TikTok challenges like this one:

#WipeItDown challenge

We made it to Alert Level 1 🎉Let's keep up our good hygiene practices and not go backwards!#SaferCommunitiesTogether #WipeItDown

Posted by New Zealand Police on Monday, June 8, 2020

They even do regular “story time” reading sessions — how sweet is that?

Story time 📚

Posted by New Zealand Police on Sunday, June 7, 2020

They even take time to chat with local children who want to be police officers when they grow up. How sweet!

Constable Brody Norris dropped by to make a budding Police officer's fourth birthday extra special! 👮William wants to…

Posted by New Zealand Police on Tuesday, May 26, 2020

The police department’s posts are so popular that people in other countries have liked their page just to keep up with the entertainment! Now that’s some serious positive outreach.

To these boys in blue, good job connecting with the citizens you serve. We hope you’ll keep up these funny and heartwarming Facebook posts for the foreseeable future.

What do you think about police posting on social media? Should they stick to policing, or is this a modern way for them to connect with their constituents?

We’d love to hear from you!

Let us know in the comments!

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12 Times Neighbors Definitely Did Not Like Each Other

Of all the relationships we have in life, the ones you have with the people who live near you can definitely be… interesting.

It’s just so tricky to be surrounded by other people against your will.

For every neighbor who is amazing to have nearby, there are probably at least five that are less than desirable.

In fact, some are downright awful — so awful that there’s even an Instagram account devoted to documenting their behavior.

Here are 12 times neighbors definitely hated each other. Hopefully, this will make you feel a little better about that guy downstairs who always turns up his bass around midnight.

1. What else are you gonna do with them?

You’ll make it.

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Sorry for your luck 🤷🏻‍♀️ #neighborsfromhell

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2. Lisa, let me live!

Figure it out.

3. Well, okay then.

Maybe… someone should do something about this guy.

4. TMI is a thing, bro.

Everyone would like to be excluded from this narrative.

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Sounds like a good thing to say. #neighborsfromhell

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5. Try Mother Nature?

Good luck!

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God's? #neighborsfromhell

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6. Not any that she’ll admit now!

Try visiting the frozen food aisle once in a while.

7. This is why we can’t have nice things.

Get that haircut!

8. Phone calls are so over.

What’s wrong with you?!

9. Yeah, no.

Her body is just fine without you, thanks.

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Independent Vagina! #neighborsfromhell

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10. That’s a little harsh.

Maybe it’s just what he likes?

11. It didn’t have to end like this.

Yeah, Alan.

12. Is that sexual harassment?

Not so sure you want to commit that to writing.

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Many different levels of wrong. #neighborsfromhell

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Now, then… don’t you feel better about the pesky neighbors in your own life?

Don’t forget to share these with your friends (and maybe even that neighbor down the hall who suddenly doesn’t seem *that* bad.).

Tell us all about your horrific neighbor stories in the comments below!

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Memes That Will Start Your Day off Right

Sometimes, you wake up and you already know the day is going to be…off…

Maybe your dog started barking at 4 am and you never got back to sleep. Maybe your neighbor started mowing their lawn at 7 am on a Saturday.

Before you go too far down that road, remember: life could be so much worse!

These 10 memes will make you laugh out loud and get you good and ready to tackle the day.

1. Wait, that’s a thing?

Maybe you could have requested a pizza prescription this whole time…

2. It will never fade away!

We all have that one memory that keeps us up at 3 am… and then 4 am… and then 5.

3. They’ll never catch him.

Right? Look at that genius disguise!

4. That’s how it works, right?

If we manifest it, it will come.

5. They’re always there for you.

Just like the “best friend” you wish you’d never met.

6. Best. Problem. Ever.

Can anyone sign up for this experience, or do you need to know someone who knows someone?

7. Oh! She’s cute!

Maybe it’s time to leave the swiping up to the professionals.

8. They better mean it.

Start the clock! One day means one day, right?

9. You never know when they’ll forget.

Because that’s how online shopping works.

10. But where to begin?

There’s so much to cover. For starters, does anyone know what day of the week it is?

You’re feeling better already, right? Ready to go out and conquer the world?

Don’t forget to send these memes to your friends so they can get a hearty LOL in, too. Let us know what you and your besties think in the comments!

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Funny Dad Joke Memes for All the Fellas Out There

I’ve said it before but it’s time to say it once more: dad jokes are UNIVERSAL.

You could’ve been the wildest, baddest, craziest dude in your group of friends, but then you have a child and BAM!, you’ve now transformed into a total cheeseball who likes to tell the corniest jokes on the planet.

But don’t worry about it! Because even though they are super corny, most people think those jokes are also pretty hilarious.

In a dad kind of way, if you know what I mean…

So let’s dive into some funny memes about dad jokes that we’ll all enjoy, but that the guys out there will really love.

And hey, it’ll give you some new material to work with!

1. That’s not good!

But he sure got ya with a zinger!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

2. Hahahaha. Wooo!

A new classic.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

3. I see what you did there!

Web designer? Are you kidding me?!?!

4. Wrong answer!

It works every single time.

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5. Yes, your son.

You might want to avoid jokes at a time like this.

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6. Dissing the pear.

That wasn’t very nice.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

7. It only takes one time.

And, well, you know the rest of the story.

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8. You don’t see that very often.

I love getting out into nature!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

9. That’s what you wanted, right?

He’s in big trouble now…

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

10. Your only options are…

Yes or No!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

11. No, this car doesn’t go to space.

Next question?

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

12. He showed him.

Don’t ask a question like that unless you’re looking for this kind of answer.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

13. The dog has been spending a lot of time with Dad.

And it shows!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

14. This one might freak some people out.

You probably shouldn’t say it out loud.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

15. This one is actually pretty true.

But dads can use it, too!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

Okay, now we want to hear from all the readers out there!

In the comments, please humor us and tell us the cheesiest dad joke that you know.

Please and thank you!

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These Dad Joke Memes Are Sure to Make You Smile…And Probably Roll Your Eyes

Dads are known for many things: taking care of us, being positive role models, encouraging us throughout life.

Oh, and for their incredibly cheesy and corny jokes!

You can’t deny that, no matter who your dad is.

For some reason, it becomes embedded in their DNA that they’re gonna turn into total cornballs as soon as they become fathers.

Hey, we’re not complaining! We love it!

And we think you will, too…but you’ll also roll your eyes, as all kids do at their dads.

Let’s take a look at these memes about dad jokes!

1. Let’s not fight, people.

Those are fightin’ words!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

2. Either one will work.

Which song would you prefer that I sing?

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3. You just can’t deny the power of this one.

A modern classic.

4. What’s up, stairs?

Oh, I get it!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

5. Yes, those kinds of turtles!

She’s a great employee.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

6. This is good.

Joking with the cops is a really good idea most of the time.

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7. She’s young, give her a break.

That was a rude question.

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8. Oh, I know you!

We’re old friends!

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9. Zing! Good one!

Your wife probably loved that joke at a time like this.

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10. Lighten up the mood a little bit.

Dad would be so proud.

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11. Definitely time to move it into the bedroom.

I hope it fits through the door.

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12. Can we speak Polish, please?

Oh, good, you’re fluent in it…

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

13. Dad was the victim in this one!

Nice work!

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14. Works on so many levels…

Feel free to use it!

Oh, Dad, you did it again!

Okay, now it’s your turn!

In the comments, please tell us about the hilarious and ridiculous jokes that your dad likes to make.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Memes That Will Make You Laugh, Which Is the Best Therapy

You ready?

Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles and if that made you chuckle, you’re likely a person with an amazing sense of humor. If you didn’t crack a smile, you may be in need of some medicine–the best kind.

Heal yourself with these 12 hilarious memes.

1. Can we just send love and light to brunch servers?

Bottomless mimosas must be a special kind of hell for them.

Memes that made me laugh

2. NASA is not onboard with this suggestion.

And counters with a suggestion of their own.

 

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3. This is someone who has problems sleeping at night.

And now I won’t be able to sleep tonight.

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4. You can also leave a message.

Which I won’t listen to.

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5. Yeah, we thought that guy was bad.

I kind of forgot all about him.

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6. I’d love to meet Eminem!

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

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7. I’m in touch with a few of these emotions.

You forgot lazy.

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8. You will stumble over this word for ever after.

Just rain? Just snow?

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9. That’s false advertising.

People need to do what they say they do.

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10. Awww. I love this one.

It’s free to look for the good in every day.

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11. What did you not understand about the name of the group?

Perhaps you were looking for Christian Carnivores.

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12. Waters is so stupid.

You never find martinis sitting around in bottles.

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Hopefully, this dose of laughter made you feel great. And if you share it, then you’ll feel even better. So think of a pal that could use some chuckles and send these on over.

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A Sweet Little Girl Taught Her Cats How to Draw Flowers and It’s Adorable

We all love a good cat video, and mix that with a cute little girl? You’ve got internet gold that won’t be slowing down, traction-wise, for awhile.

And honestly, y’all…I think this girl is a witch or something, because who can get cats to comply in this manner without drugging them? If you can even drug a cat, which mostly you can’t because they will not take their medicine?

Also, as the mother of two toddlers, I just want to know how she got these cats to sit still at a table for that long.

She’s teaching the cats to draw a flower.

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower from aww

The cats are sitting upright, in their chairs, papers and drawing implements at the ready, and appear to be listening intently to the entire lesson.

You. Guys.

Some of the comments are as cute as the video, like this one that gives hilarious voice to the cats.

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And this one, that pointed out we never get to see the cats draw the flowers! Talk about a cliffhanger!

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This person echoed my sentiment (at least I know I’m not alone!).

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You know they will, too. Not a doubt in the mind of a cat-lover anywhere.

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I mean, it’s definitely both.

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Have you ever seen cats sit and listen like this? Is she a cat whisperer? If I didn’t see them move and their ears change directions here and there, I’d think they were stuffed!

I don’t know if she can teach them how to draw flowers, but this little chickadee definitely has some kind of future working with animals.

If she can get cats to do this, she can literally do anything.

 

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10 Times That Text Messages Went Hilariously Wrong

There’s a subreddit you should absolutely not visit unless you want to cringe yourself into such a condensed state that you actually become a black hole and devour the entire solar system. But you should really check it out…

It’s called r/sadcringe and it is what it sounds like; user submitted cringe content that is sad. That said, it’s also frequently really funny, as evidenced by some of the better text exchanges that get regularly get added to the gallery of failure.

Check out these 10 examples of conversations that that did NOT go well.

10. Ready, aim, fired

This is the most compelling short story of a generation.

Yea just got fired no big deal. Wanna hangout though from sadcringe

9. *sweats A LOT*

Anime is not real life, my guy.

*cringe nervously* from sadcringe

8. What a twist!

Your deductive powers know no bounds.

Damn feels bad. from sadcringe

7. For not your eyes only

…what exactly are you trying to pull off here and how did you fail at it so hard?

Yikes from sadcringe

6. Glub glub

Come on friend, there are other fish in the sea.

Smooth Operator from sadcringe

5. Stonks are down

These are the wonders modern technology has brought us.

Found on reddit. Thought it belonged here from sadcringe

4. Hell-no

Even if I wanted to talk to this person I wouldn’t because this is too entertaining.

Persistence is the key to success from sadcringe

3. Man hunt

I’m not sure this is the most efficient way to go about that.

F from sadcringe

2. Night of the living dead

Yeah generally texting random numbers isn’t cute.

Oops from sadcringe

1. Trust issues

I feel like I know what’s going to be the first topic of discussion at that session.

Oh boy from sadcringe

Looking at how terrible all those conversations went makes me feel slightly better about the fact that I work from home and don’t talk to people enough. Obviously, talking to people is dangerous. That’s the lesson here, for sure.

What’s the worst text exchange you’ve ever had?

Make us cringe in the comments.

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Check out This Facebook Group Where Millennials Pretend to Be Boomers

A lot of hay has been made about the “war” between Millennials and Boomers. But in the end, it’s really all about the memes. At least that seems to be the philosophy of a private group on Facebook called a group where we all pretend to be boomers.

It’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like, and it’s rapidly gaining popularity, with nearly 15k members at the time of writing and likely far more by the time you see this. The bit is simple: a bunch of people young to youngish people do an impression of the online habits and styles of their older counterparts. That’s it. That’s all. And it’s kind of hilarious.

A thread on this latest lob in the generational war picked up a lot of attention when Twitter user @manhattanna posted a series of screenshots from within the group alongside commentary explaining that she might actually die from laughter.

Here are some examples of the kinds of things she unearthed. (All screenshots are from @manhattanna’s thread here and were presumably taken within the Facebook group. Names and faces have been removed to protect the innocent.)

10. Dinner With Tom

The vicious face at the end of the comment thread is what kills me here.

9. A Trip to the Mall

I know it’s a joke but I genuinely feel sorry for the pretend person that posted this.

8. Off Color

WHY oh WHY do Boomers love minions so damn much?

7. Twinkie Time

The classic “Boomer shares a dirty meme without realizing it” bit.

6. Red Lobster Dates

So many of these are about death and loss and I shouldn’t be laughing but dammit I kinda am.

5. Engojis

LOL

4. Ant Man Returns

The way this person never uses a period correctly is just masterful.

3. Custody Battle

This was one of a series of “really tragic post on inappropriately lighthearted background.”

2. Ghost Phone

I have seen legitimate listings like this I swear to God.

1. My Dinner with Bob

Just type that text into whatever box, I’m sure it’ll get where it’s going.

If I’m being honest this sort of stuff fills me with a mix of unbridled joy and deep guilt. I know full well that, if I’m lucky to live long enough, I will eventually be totally baffled by whatever new thing society throws at me. And when that day comes, a group of kids will get together and make memes about it which I will also not understand. And then I’ll just get in my rocket powered recliner and go to my moon retirement estate, I don’t need this mess.

Which of the posts is your favorite?

Tell us in the comments.

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Can You Find the Cat in These Five Images?

Anyone who has ever owned a cat knows that there’s a fun game you can play at home – and it’s called “find the cat.”

Even if your cat is in the same room as you, even if you technically know whereabouts they leapt and settled, there’s a good chance it could take you a good five minutes to actually spot your feline friend.

I don’t think the cats know we’re playing, but that’s okay. When you own a cat, you have to get your kicks and giggles where you can, because they make up for that morning you woke up and immediately stepped in cat barf in your bare feet.

Here are five cats who probably aren’t hiding…but I’m betting it’s going to take you more than a couple of minutes to find them, anyway.

#5. So, I know there’s a mirror…

But I’m still not really sure how many cats/kittens there are.

#4. This one seems easy…

But in my experience, if there’s more than one cat, there’s usually more than two, as well.

#3. Show this to your kids and brew a cup of coffee.

You’ll have time to drink it while it’s still hot, even.

#2. Find the cat, Christmas Edition!

These people are brave, decorating that pretty tree with a cat in the house,

#1. One messy closet, one cat.

Have they become one? You decide!

I’m not going to lie to y’all…I’m still looking for the cat in that entertainment center/bookcase area.

…okay, I cheated. In case you need to cheat, too, it’s behind the television.

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