People Share the Most Uncomfortable Questions You Can Ask Someone

I’ve never witnessed this phenomenon, but I’ve heard this story a few times from other people in my life…and I don’t know why anyone would ever do this…

I’m talking about when someone asks a woman when she’s due…when they don’t even know if she’s pregnant or not…

Ugh! How stupid can you be, folks!

That is not cool, not funny, and it’s downright disrespectful if you ask me.

What’s the most uncomfortable question you can ask someone?

Here’s what AskReddit users had to say…

1. Very rude.

“Why don’t you have any children?

I was a chronic miscarrier.

My son is a super-duper miracle.”

2. Let’s move on.

“Do you have a sister, by chance?”

3. Don’t even ask.

“How come I wasn’t invited?”

4. Just the way it is.

“Why are you so quiet?”

This makes my blood boil. I’m a fairly quiet person in social settings and have received this question a few times.

It makes you AND the people around you feel awkward.

Like… let people be quiet if they
want to be. Not everyone is a social butterfly!”

5. What an as*hole.

“Once, back in college, when meeting my then-girlfriend’s parents for the first time, her dad greets me with a handshake. Nothing odd about that at all.

Then, in mid shake he says, “So you’re the guy f*cking my daughter.”

I was genuinely rendered speechless.”

6. Here we go…

“Doctor, in front of parents:

Are you s*xually active?”

7. Money talk.

“What kind of debt are you in?”

‘The mafia are currently fighting a turf war over the collection of said debt.’

It’s made me pretty popular.”

8. Weirdo.

“If you come in the back office with me right now, just you and me, are you gonna be cool about it, or be a snitch?

Asked by my old boss at a grocery store, he just was offering me shots of fireball because it was almost closing time on New Years Eve, but that phrasing…”

9. Inappropriate.

“I always thought asking a soldier how many kills they have is the absolute worst thing you can ask.”

10. I’d say a 3…

“On a scale of 1-10 how pretty do you think you are?”

It’s bad because if you give yourself a high score they’ll assume that you’re egotistical, and if you give yourself a low score they’ll either assume that you’re insecure or that you’re fishing for compliments.”

11. Never ends well.

“Hey we need to talk…

This is the worst, especially over text.”

12. The worst.

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

This is why I hate interviews.

I don’t even see myself doing anything in an hour and they think I have 5 years planned already.”

13. Cringeworthy.

“To a gay couple: which one of you is the girl/boy?”

14. Kind of aggressive.

“No, where are you ACTUALLY from?

Ugh, I had this asked to me when I visited Wisconsin for a wedding. I am Asian and when I said I’m from California they asked me that exact question.

I just stared at them without responding, shook my head, and walked away. Not like I’m going to see that random airport stranger again.”

15. Uhhh…90?

“How old you think I am?”

16. Taboo.

“Apparently it’s taboo to talk about how much money you make or anything about your financial situation

Unless you’re really rich, so that seems to make people pretty uncomfortable, in the US at least.”

What do YOU think would be the most uncomfortable question you could ask a person?

Tell us what you think in the comments.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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People Talk About the Strange Things That People Get Offended By

You never know what you’re gonna get with people, do you?

They’re odd, unpredictable, and they tend to get offended by the weirdest things sometimes.

You know it and I know it!

People can just be…bizarre.

Here’s what AskReddit users had to say about the weird things that human beings get offended by.

1. Jerks!

“Informing a person that the place where you work does not offer a service or does not have an item in stock that they are looking for. I’ve had this conversation many times:

Customer: “I’m looking for [item]”

Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t have that stock.”

Customer: “What the f*ck??? I drove TWO HOURS to get here! How the hell are you telling me you don’t carry [item]? I could have ordered it off of Amazon and saved time AND money. But because of you, I’m going to be wasting four hours of my day traveling to and from your sh*tty store! Nice going, *sshole!”

2. My decision.

“When I say I don’t want children.

It is my decision to make and people should accept that.

I’ve had so many people tell me that I’ll change my mind. I decided when I was 12 that I didn’t want kids. It’s been 20 years, and I haven’t changed my mind.”

3. Not my problem.

“Having their name mispronounced.

Get mad at your parents for naming you Cheaghean and wanting it pronounced Shawn.”

4. It all means the same thing.

“Being offended when describing a death by saying the person “died” or “is dead” instead of “passed on” or “passed away”.

Denying it won’t make them come back.”

5. You should be happy about it!

“Getting ID’d for alcohol/cigarettes/whatever age restricted item.

It’s a compliment!”

6. We’re done!

“When you don’t like the same things they like.

A former coworker of mine had me try pizza from his favorite restaurant. I told him I didn’t like how the cheese tasted.

He got upset and said, “okay well I’m never going to share food with you again.””

7. THIS.

“Being asked to wear a mask.

It’s crazy how many people will verbally assault a teenage host when she’s just informing you of restaurant rules.”

8. Not a fan.

“Not liking an artist they like.

Some people lose their mind when I say I dislike Eminem.”

9. People are strange…

“The idea of wanting other people to have a better quality of life.

The other day I said that I think flu shots should be free in the United States and my dad (a healthcare provider) was outraged.

I might as well have said “Dismantle the military-industrial complex to fund a mandatory socialist healthcare scheme,” instead of “You know, I feel like the U.S. could afford to give everyone a free flu shot who wanted one.” Same with things like school lunches.

It feels like now if you even raise the spectre of something like that there’s someone foaming at the mouth about how you’re a commie or a socialist.”

10. I’m staying in…

“I’ve had friends get offended when I didn’t want to join them when they were out, I just don’t feel like going out some nights.”

11. I’m insulted!

“Happy Holidays!

“Wow, what an attack on Christianity!”

How do you know it isn’t an attack on Judaism, Islam, or any other religion?”

12. Just trying to help.

“When women get offended cause a man held the door open, or offers to hold her bags etc.

As a lady myself I am just so appreciative. It’s not that people are saying you can’t do something, they are just being nice, thoughtful men.

Get off your high horse and take a chill pill is what I want to say when I hear someone say “ I don’t need a man, I’m perfectly capable” when someone was just trying to do something nice.”

13. Don’t ask me that!

“I’ve never understood why asking for someone’s age is such a horrible thing.

I’ve had friends I’ve known for 5+ months get mad at me for asking how old they are.”

14. This drives me nuts.

“Hearing facts and logic.

Like c’mon dude…proof is right there and you say it’s all a conspiracy.

What will people gain from creating this conspiracy?”

15. This is ridiculous.

“My friend is Mexican he’s second-generation immigrant so he kinda looks like one but has a normal southern California accent. I’m a midwest hillbilly so I’m white as f*ck.

I was visiting him down around LA one time and he was showing me this place to get good authentic Mexican food, while we were there some random white lady came up to me and proceeded to harass me for eating at an authentic Mexican restaurant.

She legit said I was culturally appropriating the food, I had only heard about people like this but never saw one in the wild so this was a shock.

It was f*cking wild, she ended up leaving after getting winded and we just went back to eating but like holy sh*t, she went mental because I’m a white person eating food from a different area.

Like damn, it’s just food let me eat in peace.”

What about you?

What weird things do you think people get offended by?

Talk to us in the comments!

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Memes for People Who Are Little Fed Up Right Now

Does the entire world seem like a very harsh place right now? Come take respite in the warm embrace of memes. No matter what’s going on out there, in memes there will always be understanding. Always comradely. Memes do not judge and they do not assault. They revitalize. They strengthen.

Take these 12 memes with you before continuing your perilous journey through reality.

12. The ultimate puzzle

The T’s that tease.

11. Paralyzed by choice

I doughnut like this one bit.

10. Chattering bones

Hahaha what’s a trip?

9. Count your blessings

Safe with a partner or stuck with a nuisance?

8. Early temptations

It’s been 5 minutes, I probably deserve a treat.

7. Monday blues

Even from home the day still stings.

6. Reverse, reverse!

Good thing you saved that $2, though.

5. Let’s taco bout it

But what are all my guests going to eat?

4. Circle of death

Pictures taken right before disaster.

3. Ruffing it

Plot twist: he charges him rent.

2. New school

It’s almost like the economy is nonsense.

1. Look on the bright side

Rub some essential oils on it, maybe.

We know those memes didn’t exactly fix the problems in the real world, but we hope that taking this break to look at them has made those problems feel a little less daunting.

What are you favorite kind of memes?

Tell us in the comments!

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Memes for Those of us Who Are Struggling Hard Right Now

I’ve been struggling a lot lately, with all of this nonsense going on, and I’m looking into talking with a therapist again. I think that’s a healthy thing to do that nobody should be ashamed of, even if you’re just trying to work through some “normal” bad feelings you’ve got about things.

However, therapy is…kind of expensive, so while I do some comparison shopping, I’m pretty glad I’ve got memes as a stop-gap.

Obviously that’s a joke, memes aren’t a real substitute for mental healthcare. They can be pretty damn cathartic though, and surely that’s a semi-therapeutic thing. So check out these 12 struggle memes, and maybe feel a little better knowing that someone out there gets it.

12. It’s rewind time

Try summarizing this year without punching something, I dare you.

11. Futile exercise

“This will be my year to get fit,” we all lied to ourselves…

10. This is America

Things accelerate quick.

9. It’s a sign

Me too, kid. Me too.

8. Just the beginning

Don’t even joke about something like that.

7. Worry Warrior

Can’t start screaming if you never stopped.

6. Keeping up appearances

[annoyed grunt]

5. Psychic visions

Man, I’m a regular Miss Cleo.

4. Left behind

I swear we were doing something before…

3. The adventure begins

Learn the warning signs, me.

2. Inflated expectations

It’s like a reverse Grinch.

1. Hope

No jokes on this one. Just take a breath.

If you’re struggling hard right now, you are definitely not alone. Remember to reach out. Remember to clear your head now and then. You’ve got this.

What’s your biggest issue with this year?

Tell us in the comments (try to be civil.)

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10 Great Tweets for These Trying Times

I don’t know what to say anymore when attempting to segue from the terrors of reality into a list of fun tweets, to be honest. But as with most things, true expression can be found, if not in words, than with memes. So, I made you this meme in lieu of an intro paragraph:

Source: FX / Me

10. Original sin

“Bless me father, for I am about to spill this tea like the Boston Harbor.”

9. Bird is the word

Sticks and stones may break my bones but birds are total jerks.

8. No small artists

It’s really given him something to chew on.

7. Act now

I’ll just forget to cancel and end up paying for something I never use. I know this scam.

6. Absolutely trashed

Do you ever feel / like a plastic bag / drifting through the wind / wanting to start again…

5. Seal of approval

They’re so dang happy they gotta turn their whole body into a smile. ?

4. Giddyup

Please don’t do this to medical professionals, it’s way too funny.

3. Visions of the future

Whomever this is, we need them to replace Nate Silver immediately.

2. Clowning around

I’m boo boo the fool.

1. Week link in the chain

True story: at my 2020 NYE party I had a long and passionate argument with friends about whether the week truly started on Sunday or Monday. If only I knew how little it would soon matter…

I hope those brightened your mood a bit. I’d offer you an actual egg but, yanno, this is the internet. And I don’t know where you live.

Who are the best people on Twitter to follow right now?

Tell us in the comments.

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15 Memes That We Really Love Right Now

When a wonderful meme hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. It’s easy to fall in love with memes. They’re so accessible. They understand us. They’re so incredibly hot right now.

I mean honestly, what’s not to love?

Here are 15 memes we loved lately, and we think you will too.

15. Short stories

“Yeah I don’t really feel it. I’m from up north, so, this is kinda nothing.”

14. Espionage

Trying to trick me away from my productivity yet again.

13. The whole kitten caboodle

“I made these. Please take care of them now, they are very loud.”

12. Growing up

The early aughts was a time of pure color.

11. Only the elite

I’m gonna do what they call a pro gamer move.

10. Lies and statistics

Sucks to be you, I guess.

9. Getting trashed

You’ve got a weird family, friend.

8. The summoning

Is it even worth the tiny free dessert?

7. That winning smile

Ah yes. Who would want to be as…ugly or…uncharming as…Tom Holland…that creep.

6. The memeing of life

Am I a joke without a punchline?

5. Crying on the inside

All around me are familiar faces…

4. Tough it out

I’m starting with the man in the mirror.

3. Decisions, decisions

Perplexed by text.

2. A universe of knowledge

Sit down, it’s gonna be a fun week.

1. Grammar not-see

What is the the trick to this?

I’m absolutely smitten by every one of those. I want to take them home and live in domestic bliss for all my days. By which I mean…add them to my download folder and go find some more.

What memes have you loved lately?

Tell us the tale in the comments.

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Memes You Should Really See if You Haven’t Already

This is a meme checkpoint.

Stop what you’re doing immediately and look at these 10 memes and tell us if you’ve seen them around anywhere before. This will help us in our investigation to determine whether or not you’re cool. There’s been a lot of suspiciously uncool activity around here lately and we really need to check everybody out. It’s just procedure.

Please look them over carefully. Take your time. This is important.

10. The bomb .com

That escalated…incredibly quickly.

9. Hands up

How did you two make it all the way to couples’ counseling?

8. The puppet master

Once she gets her claws into you, there’s no escape.

7. Panic! At the kitchen counter

She scream for the cream.

6. Egging me on

This is the future liberals want.

5. Dead serious

How important is child retention to you?

4. They’re back

Somebody tag Elon Musk.

3. Sharp left turn

“Hand me the aux cord.” – Google

2. Look up

Surely this can’t wait.

1. Nothing but net

One out of a thousand tries ain’t bad.

So, have you seen any of those before? Some? Half? All? Personally, I’d only seen the cat/kitchen one, so clearly I’ve got some seriously browsing to do.

But what about you?

Tell us your score in the comments. No cheating, ya cheaters.

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Memes that Prove Pets are Simply the Best

You ever see that movie The Secret Life of Pets? Neither did I. Nobody did. Wait – I’m being told that it actually made over 800 million dollars and got a sequel?! So. Scratch that, I guess.

Anyway, I’ve always imagined that the actual secret life of pets is just them trying to see what they can get away with chewing on while we’re not in the room. They’re little stinkers, every one of them. But where would we be without them?

At the end of the day, the animals in our lives are the greatest, and deserve to be celebrated. With memes.

12. The missing links

He’s just chillin’ in there.

11. Eyes on you

They judge from above, as in the days of old.

10. Big fan

Doesn’t matter if it’s the middle of January, this is a must.

9. Sweet freedom!

Turns out I’m just lazy. Who’d have thunk?

8. Insert coin

Friggin’ DLC again.

7. Clucked up

My son’s beak is too short and too wet, but I still love him.

6. Fetch me a drink

Slobber on the rocks.

5. Welcome, traveler

I’d save up all my in-game currency for him.

4. I scream

Hand over the treats and nobody gets hurt.

3. On the attack

That is one angry cloud you got there.

2. In tents

They already look like they’re having bitter fights about who gets to use it when.

1. Expensive taste

“Don’t try to pander to me, John.”

I tried to show my foster cat this meme collection and he just derped at me and walked away. He’s magic. All pets are magic.

What’s your fur baby like?

Tell us about ’em in the comments.

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15 Times Replies Made a Post 100% Better

Once in a while, what makes a post truly legendary isn’t the post itself, but the response. I made a joke on Facebook the other day that I thought was pretty funny, but when a friend commented an absolutely perfect response, I conceded that “what I wrote was the setup and this is the punchline I didn’t even realize it needed.”

I think you could kind of say the same for these Tumblr posts. The original is fun, but the reply(s) make it clear that only through collaboration could the bit be complete.

15. Man up

“Well actually, I got these scars from…”

https://buckyflippingbarnes.tumblr.com/post/612132091483815936/incrediblysincere-muldertorture

14. Counter-arguments

Fine, have if your way.

https://democraticsenator.tumblr.com/post/611903684648026112/snaics-misterpoptarts-i-have-been-sitting-in

13. Can you back that up?

An important reminder in internet safety.

https://buckyflippingbarnes.tumblr.com/post/611632770644623360/deceptive-owls-guceubcuesu-ianthony475

12. Self-perpetuating

Ah, so this is sex.

https://kushfather.tumblr.com/post/610905421886128129/perkwunos-fawnbro-some-idiot-on-reddit-made-a

11. The fast and the furriest

Not how I intended to come out, but OK.

https://exo-chanyeollie.tumblr.com/post/611948050383060992

10. Not to be

Shakespeare was the original Tumblr?

https://democraticsenator.tumblr.com/post/612441695027658752

9. I’m in

Never color your password red.

https://oprah-winefreak.tumblr.com/post/612307775430836224/railroadsoftware-bidoof-this-is-my-favorite

8. Duty calls

Smart phones should just be called smarts at this point, we don’t need the phone part.

https://zac-afron.tumblr.com/post/611912899898785792/madz-the-3rd-caucasianscriptures-i-answer-for

7. Where are you?

(Make sure you look at the hashtag at the bottom)

https://wooden-elephant.tumblr.com/post/610996731791982592/weltinator-as-seenon-tv-i-love-working-at

6. Hear my prayer

They were trying to have a sincere moment and you ruined it with your hilarious joke.

https://may.tumblr.com/post/190976053058/phallictunicate-ai-papi-dear-god-take-care

5. Tag lines

The call is coming from outside the house.

https://heliolisk.tumblr.com/post/190850953179

4. Thanks a lot, Obama

They have a special bond.

https://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/190968144067/pemsylvania-pissonmekomaedakun

3. Mountains of laughs

It just keeps getting better.

https://zackisontumblr.tumblr.com/post/189768040452

2. Need vs want

Don’t tell them how to live their metal lives.

https://zackisontumblr.tumblr.com/post/189768113812

1. Tweet tweet, mother*****r

Now you’re speaking my language.

https://wanderrnest.tumblr.com/post/184458585602/blackboyjoy-mycaptaintazer-ive-never

Like a fine wine, only getting better as it ages and is passed from person to person. These Tumblr posts are the heirlooms I will give to my children.

What’s your favorite response you’ve seen lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That are the Definition of Meme-ness

Just for fun I looked up the word “meme” in the prestigious Merriam-Webster dictionary today and I found that the way 99% of us use it is listed as the SECOND definition. You know what the primary definition was?

“An idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from person to person within a culture.”

And like, yeah, OK, sure, but that’s not what anybody thinks when they hear the word “meme.” What they think is a rectangle with text and an overly-compressed .jpeg that makes you spit your chocolate milk all over your keyboard. Put that in your dictionary, you cowards.

Here are 10 examples of the true definition of the word meme. The definition we carry in our hearts.

10. Froggy style

This has been me all year long.

9. Don’t get it twisted

This condition is also known as “being in your 30’s.”

8. Ran-dumb

Ah yes, our secret weapon.

7. Bad to the bone

My fat can beat up your fat.

6. Translation error

This is obviously fake. There’s no such thing as book stores.

5. Do a tea pose

As long as he doesn’t spill it, I guess.

4. Myths and legends

Now let’s talk about Disney’s version of Zeus…

3. The summoning

Ceiling cat has gone to dark side.

2. Hot tip

“Please don’t pay attention to how long this is taking to load.”

1. Big moods

I’m 1 and 2 all day today.

Truly the epitome of memedom. Such grace. Such truth. Such lols.

If you were trying to define what a meme was to someone from the past, what would you tell them?

Share in the comments.

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