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Fun Tumblr Posts That Sure Are Funny

I’m gonna take a controversial stand. I think Tumblr is a fun place full of fun people saying fun stuff.

THERE, I SAID IT.

Please, there is no need to commend me for my bravery, nor hoist me upon your shoulders as some truth-speaking god. I am just a man. A man courageous enough to speak his convictions, and stare unblinking into the resistance that follows.

And now that all of that is out in the open, I’d like to share with you a few of the reasons I hold this bold stance.

10. Wizarding world

The greatest curse is our own dumbness.

https://normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/post/622636693029339136/firstborn-of-akatosh-lesbianshepard-the

9. Pwn home

I can just picture their beloved pet mouse and keyboard.

https://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/166394941487/softbimagnus-down-with-capitalism-avvocarlo

8. Internet inception

And here we are…sharing it with you…

https://drownedinlight.tumblr.com/post/188479378659/i-see-that-this-photo-has-been-cropped-to-hide-the

7. Spooky boutique

Reality is far scarier than any Goosebumps tale.

https://del3141.tumblr.com/post/188692130618/shopkeeper-increasingly-exasperated-im-trying

6. History repeats itself

No one wanted to know who I was until I put on the mask.

https://septic-dr-schneep.tumblr.com/post/619213122121728000/yesterdaysprint-the-evening-star-washington

5. Economic ritual

Some of you may die, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.

https://memesandmagik.tumblr.com/post/618061666062663680/swingsetindecember-all-those-horror-films-where

4. Soft questions

I’m with you, grosstling, those people are sociopaths.

https://podcastenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/147997851108/grosstling-grosstling-why-do-people-ever-buy

3. Get it twisted

Age ain’t nothing but a horror show.

https://kennygeezus.tumblr.com/post/184284384256/i-realize-this-is-about-turning-30-but-my-brain

2. Recession-proof

These songs were too big to fail.

https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/190988987083

1. Absolute unit

This is why I’d be carrying a white flag everywhere I went.

https://essence-of-armbarring.tumblr.com/post/166229419216/pileofknives-westfailia-it-was-one-hundred

Having seen the evidence for yourself, do you now agree with me that Tumblr is, in fact, fun? It’s OK to admit it. You’re safe here. Together, we will usher in the revolution.

What’s your favorite thing about Tumblr?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets You Really Should See Right Now

There’s too much going on on Twitter every day to keep with everything, and you’re busy with your own life anyway.

But never fear, we’ve got a digest of some of the recent Twitter highlights you can scroll through real quick and get back to your day, maybe feeling a little lighter for the pick-me-up!

It’s just 14 of the twizzles (aka tweets) to make ya smizzle (aka smiling) this wizzle (aka week).

Okay, yeah… I don’t know what I’m doing.

Let’s just look at tweets. I mean twizzles.

Whatever.

14. Dat face

This dog is more handsome than me and I don’t appreciate it.

13. Bring me that horizon

I recall something about rum, and it being gone.

12. Eye to eye

You really get to know somebody when you’re this up close and personal.

11. Get a leg up

Hey no judgement, I can’t do that.

10. Came-NO

This app is the ultimate punishment for our sins.

9. Picture perfect

The extra time you clearly have on your hands will be greatly rewarded.

8. Me and my baby

Is it possible to cringe yourself inside out?

7. Kitty control

Leave him be, he’s clearly got a handle on things.

6. Oh nose

Nope, nope, nope, we are NOT getting new fetishes out of this.

5. Late night

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: number one in the hood, G.

4. Manic panic

Um, yes, this is called bipolar disorder.

3. Plate tectonics

This diner does not abide by your pitiful laws of physics.

2. Ritual cleaning

No thank you please.

1. In this economy?

Might as well just get this tattoo at this point.

Just a little refreshing rundown of some of the best stuff floating around out there. We aim to please, and we live to serve!

Who do you think are the best people on Twitter right now?

Share your opinion in the comments.

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10 Random Memes of the Moment We Think You’ll Love

Top ten countdowns are always super arbitrary, so why not make a list of some random memes we found? Number 4 will SHOCK you. And by shock, we mean, make you chuckle and breathe a puff of air through your nose. They’re memes, not deathbed confessions. Scroll through and enjoy.

Here for no reason whatsoever are our top 10 memes we’ve seen in the last 5 minutes.

10. Dangerous games

We all need a little roughness and a little tenderness.

9. Sweet dreams

Can’t get hurt if you never connect with anyone.

8. Dive into salvation

This is blasphemy of the highest order and we approve.

7. Talent pool

Nobody tells you that after age 25 you just stop listening to anything new.

6. Pulling for you

Something you’ll regret wonderfully for the rest of your life.

5. Live, don’t learn

The sauce demands a monch.

4. Constructed languages

Ah, I see the car here is made out of car.

3. Solid bits

They’ve got one trick and by golly they’re gonna do it.

2. That sweet bi and bye

Nothing is more powerful than a father’s instinct to do a dad joke.

1. Which craft?

Revenge is a dish that’s best served.

There you have it, our definitive rankings of those specific memes, recorded for posterity. Thank you for being with us for this historically important event.

What are your favorite memes lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Are Here for You When You Need Them

Listen up…

Has it not been your day, your week, your month, or even your year?

No worries. Memes are here for you. When the rain starts to pour. Like they’ve never been before. ‘Cause you’re there for memes, too.

Here are 10 memes to give you a smile and help you get through your day!

10. Capacity for audacity

Excuse me, do I know you?

9. Calendar confusion

We can’t know. There’s just no way to know.

8. Hot and beefy

At those prices I’m a little wary, but beggars can’t be choosers.

7. Drugs not hugs

Not the sort of PSA I’m used to, but it rings truer than most.

6. Artistic merit

I’m not tagged in this photo but I feel like I am.

5. Bummed bunny

You may not like it, but this is what peak effort looks like.

4. High ambitions

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night…

3. Absent Abby

I’d take this as a sign if I were her.

2. Cat-5 o’ 9 Tails

This is somebody’s very particular fetish and I’m not here to judge.

1. Clutter critter

I, too, hiss wildly when approached by human beings.

No matter what happens in this life, memes will always be there for us. And for that, we owe them a great debt of gratitude.

What are your favorite kinds of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Interesting Times When Two People Reacted Differently to the Same Situation

It’s true that every single person is different, and that can become super clear when two folks are presented with the exact same situation.

One person might freak out, the other might be calm.

One person might laugh, the other might scream.

You just never know – but we are for sure that these 18 people are total and complete opposites.

18. There are romantics and then there are these people.

I’m these people.

https://sillysinz.tumblr.com/post/138602172491/liquidglue-imminnesotan-imanaires-if-the

17. I suppose it all depends on what you’re looking for out of your police.

Also…we can review the police?

Police station’s reviews from twokindsofpeople

16. I mean they’re both valid reasons.

As long as you love books.

https://leightaylorwrites.tumblr.com/post/148357138937/bookaddict24-7-i-love-paperbacks-because-they

15. Everyone can use a nice new jumper.

But think bigger man!

I too need a jumper from twokindsofpeople

14. Breadsticks is the obvious answer.

There’s always gotta be that one overachiever.

Image Credit: Tumblr

13. The only two valid ways to feel about winter.

And honestly, it can change every day.

Image Credit: Twitter

12. You need friends with that twisted mind.

Things would be pretty boring otherwise.

https://fernvnd-o.tumblr.com/post/77555443635/vinyl-scratching-majestys-cuuuuute-3-hes

11. I mean honestly any of these could work.

Just give it a go, but use small rocks just in case.

Image Credit: Tumblr

10. Some people always gotta be extra.

God love ’em.

https://geekasaur.tumblr.com/post/144325992536/mjalti-i-really-love-the-aesthetic-of-studying

9. I don’t even care what the actual answer is anymore.

All of these sound like better movies.

Image Credit: Tumblr

8. There are suave horses and goofy horses.

There is no in between.

https://thenimbus.tumblr.com/post/77403065690/iheartshoelaces-couthor-bra-llelujah-o

7. Someone has really thought this out.

And someone has not. Ha!

Image Credit: Tumblr

6. We all have different goals in life, I suppose.

I could see needing how to do both, tbh.

Two types of people in this world… from funny

5. None of those things, actually.

Ha!

https://theglasschild.tumblr.com/post/130056987991/dermythosdessisyphos-wewillavenge-it

4. It’s important to have options when you’re teaching.

Hopefully not children, though.

https://epic.tumblr.com/post/138446380430/people-the-quick-brown-fox-jumps-over-the-lazy

3. Ladies, please be the second girl.

We all have our own important stuff to do tomorrow.

https://heart.tumblr.com/post/121574598494/janemba-legitimism-im-the-girlfriend-who-will

2. I definitely did not see a heart.

Did you?

Image Credit: Tumblr

1. All the bisexuals are covered.

That’s the way it should be if you ask me.

https://theskankmonster.tumblr.com/post/134311641500/cis-passing-why-is-this-weak-ass-font-over-a

 

I’m sitting here thinking which side I would be on in all of these….or a totally new one?

What sort of reactor are you? Dish in the comments!

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Tricky Tweets That Are Actually Treats

We’re going door to door trick or tweeting.

The way it works is, you click on this article, and then we give you either a nasty trick, or a bunch of tweets. And lucky you, you got the tweets! Congratulations! You don’t wanna know what happened to all those poor slobs who got tricks. They had to change their names, get new identities, the whole nine yards.

Anyway, enjoy your ten funny tweet treats from some of the best comedic minds on Twitter.

10. Intolerable cruelty

I’m sorry, did you say “diary products?”

9. B careful

The people who make these tests are sadists.

8. Cleansing fire

I’m gonna burn me down with it.

7. The great divide

Nobody gets funny later.

6. Science!

This guy’s got big ideas and we’re on board for them.

5. Time flies

Lol, as though we’re still gonna be around in 2080.

4. Big *fish* energy

Gotta pull yourself up by your gill flaps.

3. Flushed with anger

The wave of the future is always frightening.

2. Additional features

Might have to deal with some of the junk in my trunk.

1. Enlightening

This is an absolutely shocking revelation.

Hope you liked those, and if you did, click around! We got lots more around here. And none of them are actually tricks. We lied about that.

Saying there were tricks WAS the trick! What a twist! Eat your heart out, M. Night Shayamalan.

Who’s tweets do you think you could read for hours on end without getting bored?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Very Specific Tumblr Posts You Don’t Want to Miss

Tumblr is a longer form than Twitter or Instagram, but you interact with people you don’t really know, unlike on Facebook. It’s grouped more into people of like interests than anything else, and if you ask me, the comment threads are the place to be.

People are just so clever here, and while these 11 replies might be sort of specific, that doesn’t make them any less funny.

11. Apparently it resonated with plenty of people.

I think I can see why.

https://vampireapologist.tumblr.com/post/173879881043/vampireapologist-i-dont-hang-out-with-white

10. No one is ever going to forget that guy.

He was the best among us.

Image Credit: Tumblr

9. Hey they gotta know what they’re getting into.

Does that place really exist though bc I want to visit?

https://jisungsluv.tumblr.com/post/187293618471/my-fianc%C3%A9-honey-i-dont-think-this-is-a-good

8. I think we know exactly what’s going on here.

Some girl with an amazing booty broke your heart.

https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/174401334044/penfairy-some-oddly-specific-advice-from-hesiod

7. But later she will kiss her floofy head.

The cat mistress demands it.

https://dedalvs.tumblr.com/post/164125475772/reliquary1-pussylightlytoasted

6. That’s one way to go.

Everyone has their dreams, I suppose.

https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/612687844699471872

5. Anyone have popcorn for this drama?

It’s so specific but I am into it.

https://prospitianescapee.tumblr.com/post/177082987365/prospitianescapee-aeschylated

4. An excellent question, if you ask me.

But I mean…we all have that one thing we wouldn’t be able to do.

Image Credit: Tumblr

3. That could be a fair interpretation.

https://multsicorn.tumblr.com/post/143902236571/schmergo-i-like-hanging-out-with-guys-because

2. Someone is ready to write a book I guess.

I’m here to read it when it’s done.

https://ginathethundergoddess.tumblr.com/post/187819490718/roach-works-concept-elves-are-supernaturally

1. Can this be real?

Can it NOT be real?

https://acrowandaboy.tumblr.com/post/185695416656/oh-to-be-a-handsome-young-navy-man-in-1930-with

Seriously, I think I need to spend more time on Tumblr.

What’s your favorite thing about Tumblr? Tell us why in the comments!

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A Girl’s Email to Her Professor About a Late Assignment Is a Whole Mood

There are a lot of people struggling with the concept of time and deadlines and calendars right now. Since March, everything has run together a bit – and that fact really amped up when summer arrived and we no longer had to pretend to go to school/make sure our kids “did school.”

I guess some college kids were still taking summer classes, though, and online to boot – they’re having to figure out how to work their college’s online site, communicate with professors, learn on their own, and probably devise a way to get some kind of privacy while they continue to live at home.

This student, rainbowkarolina on Tumblr, realized after the fact that her assignment – which she had worked hard on and completed – was past due.

Photo Credit: Tumblr

She pointed out on Tumblr that she thought we’d all agreed that the concept of time was dead for the moment, and decided to email her professor to relay the message.

Image Credit: Tumblr

I think we can all agree that her note was professional and fun, but also explained well what she and everyone else is going through with, you know *gestures wildly* everything that’s going on.

His response, however, is pure gold.

Image Credit: Tumblr

In the grand tradition of wonderful college professors everywhere, he replied with suggestions on how she could keep track of due dates in the future, but gave her a pass on this one because she’d entertained him with her message, and also because her work did, in fact, bop as promised.

His comment about having to run that term by his daughter was my favorite.

Photo Credit: Tumblr

This is why “college professor” is still my dream job even though it’s probably never going to happen.

They’re just so cool and funny even when they don’t have to be!

The good ones, anyway.

Here’s hoping they’re all good ones like Phil, students! And good luck!

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Great Celebrity TikToks You Might Have Missed

As a wise poet said one time, “Tick-tock / on the clock / But the party don’t stop, no / Oh, whoa, whoa-oh / Oh, whoa, whoa-oh.”

Though these words were writ 7 entire years before the social video platform was launched, we can only assume Kesha was making a prediction that one day, we would have a thing called TikTok, and upon that app, the party would indeed never stop. And she was right. Praise be.

If you haven’t had time to keep up with all the goings on, here are 15 of the coolest recent TikToks from celebrities that you might have missed.

15. Bill Nye – Why Wear a Mask?

He’s been pointing out the obvious to us for decades now.

@billnye

#WearAMask #LearnOnTikTok #TikTokPartner

♬ original sound – billnye

14. KJ Apa – Stunnin’

Psh. I could do that if I wanted to. I just don’t feel like it.

@fifiisqueen

Can’t stop will NOT stop

♬ Stunnin’ (feat. Harm Franklin) – Curtis Waters

13. Lizzo – Poolside

Turns out she’s 100% that rich.

@lizzo

Bad thang

♬ #HotSeat – billies.baby

12. Liam Payne – Blown Away

So THAT’s how that happens.

@liampayne

Hair fail ? #hairchallenge

♬ original sound – liampayne

11. Tracee Ellis Ross – Sweatpants Runway

The year has taken a toll in the best way.

@traceeellisross

Does anyone know what day it is? ??? duet this! #sweatschallenge #fyp #foryou #duet @imkevinhart @lizzo @officialreesetiktok

♬ original sound – traceeellisross

10. Laurie Hernandez – Somebody Come Get Her

“Forgive me I don’t know what this is.” – the perfect caption

@lauriehernandez_

Forgive me i don’t know what this is

♬ original sound – thornton.lauren16

9. JoJo Siwa – Nonstop

Make a whole outfit out of hair bows. Hold a concert for nobody. Why not. There are no rules now.

@itsjojosiwa

not gonna lie. this is comfy.

♬ Nonstop – JoJo Siwa

8. Bobby Berk – Drunken Rhapsody

From the before times, when such debauchery was permitted.

@bobbyberk

Forgot my drunk ass took these. Just a casual night out singing with harrystyles, @i_am_kikoo, @karamobrown & @zach.morgan I MISS JAPAN ??

♬ original sound – bobbyberk

7. Shay Mitchell – You Look So Dumb

Ah yes…from the other angle you only look…equally incredible. How goofy.

@shaymitchell

What you see vs. what everyone else sees ? #POV #povs #tiktokvsreality #bts

♬ Take a Bow – Audiogroove

6. Miley Cyrus / Cody Simpson – Werk Out

Is this song considered classic rock yet?

@mileycyrus

If we can’t get back to work….. let’s get back to WERK @codysimpson

♬ original sound – thehypeman_

5. Doja Cat – Grill, Watch Your Face

Hasn’t anyone ever told you not to play with your food?

@dojacat

U hongor?

♬ original sound – dojacat

4. Marsai Martin – The Vampire Diaries

Is this Stockholm syndrome?

@marsaimartin

Kai > any other psychopath? #tvd #kaiparker #marsaimartin

♬ original sound – mazzatron69

3. Avani Gregg – Nightmare Fuel

Wow that’s really impressi-AAAAHHHH!

@avani

i’m a little late (ib: @buncharoses )

♬ HAHA – lil darkie

2. Vanessa Merrell – 2020 Style

Now serving looks.

@vanessamerrell

honestly i really tried to do that transition thing but it was a flop… anyways wassup

♬ Stunnin’ (feat. Harm Franklin) – Curtis Waters

1. Charli D’Amelio – Dance Break

Work it, girl!

@charlidamelio

@theestallion i love you with my whole heart!!

♬ Girls in the Hood – Megan Thee Stallion

Of course, by the time you read this, there will be a whole new set of stellar vids out there to cover. We’ll do our best to keep bringing them to you!

Who are your favorite people on TikTok?

Tell us in the comments.

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Next-Level Flirting Fails That Are All Too Real

Hello!

Hey! You come here often? Do you like…stuff? I’ll bet we could do the smooches a lot, huh? With your…hawt bod. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you look like you’re…um…from Tennessee.

GUH. I am bad at flirting. I’m awful at the romantic messaging game. At least I know I’m not alone, though. Check out these cringe-worthy examples from around the internet.

15. Boxers on boxers

This is some next level no homo nonsense.

14. The real updog

I think you’re in, friend.

What do you rate my response? from Tinder

13. Stepping away

This is not going to go well.

12. Gone baby, gone

Is wordplay really the way to anyone’s heart?

She aborted the conversation from Tinder

11. Double burn?

The bravery to tweet this is something I will always admire.

10. Fat chance

If you don’t get it now, you’re never gonna get it.

9. Pet peeve

The signals couldn’t possibly be stronger.

Virginity is my passion from Tinder

8. Trauma alert

Sounds like you’re having a pretty steamy convo there.

7. Into oblivion

In her defense man, this is weak.

She‘s oblivious to what I‘m talking about from Tinder

6. Follow-through

She really commits to the bit.

Yeah, I can’t read ghost. from Tinder

5. Curt replies

Why does your auto-correct assume that’s what you meant?

Ouch… from Tinder

4. Get wrecked

The first joke is bad but it gets better/worse.

Guess he doesn’t wanna make me his princess then? from Tinder

3. Intolerable

Your kind will be purged from this earth.

Crow of Judgement from Tinder

2. Heading you off

This was doomed from the beginning.

She got me there from Tinder

1. Tinder tautologies

He’s not wrong?

I may not be Mr. Romance over here, but at least I now know I can do slightly better than some. I need to go wash the cringe off of me.

Have you had any misadventures in flirting lately?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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