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This Hilarious Stuff Has Been Happening on Twitter Lately

Whoa!

What the hell is going on on Twitter?

Hyper-realistic cake memes? Entanglement? Bomboclaats every which way you look?

Honestly, I’d love to explain it all to you but I can hardly explain it to myself and I don’t want this turning into a 40,000 word essay.

It’s easier to just show you, anyway. So. Here are 15 samples of what Twitter has been up to lately.

15. The final frontier

Turns out neither the flat-earthers nor the globeheads had it totally right.

14. Stonks

It only makes cents.

13. Secret sauce

And in 2020, it’s never worth going back for.

12. Elegant reentry

Just rebooted my brain, where were we?

11. Taking the cake

You made me watch this with my innocent eyes!

10. Meat your maker

When you’re dealing with Ikea, you never know when it’s all going to come together.

9. Mission failed successfully

Turns out I knew how to push the right buttons.

8. Excellent point

I’ll allow it?

7. The Drake equation

If you can’t play nice, nobody gets any toys.

6. Circle of life

Inescapable dread and depression are a big mood.

5. Cut it out

Has this gone far enough yet? Are we done?

4. Two for one special

There’s an advantage to keeping things short and sweet.

3. Unrequited melodies

When you’re so young that you can’t comprehend other people.

2. Thiccer than water

The romance is all boiled away.

1. Turn around

If this isn’t what life’s all about, I truly don’t know what is.

So, there ya have it. I’m no closer to understand it than you are, but I sure am enjoying the ride. Stay weird, Twitter.

What’s your favorite Twitter trend as of late?

Tell us in the comments.

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Creepy Kid Tweets You Definitely Shouldn’t Read in the Dark

I don’t know why kids can be so incessantly creepy sometimes – they see things, they “remember” things, they tell you thinks, they sense things – but it seems to be something of a universal truth, doesn’t it?

So when @karnythia asked Twitter for stories about the creepiest thing a kid has ever said to them, well, people responded with some doozies. 

I’ll just be over here reading those under a blanket, yeah?

14. Well that’s not unsettling at all.

Maybe get him a train set to keep him happy.

13. I bet his parents have trouble finding babysitters.

I hope she got out of that basement immediately…or at all.

12. This is probably fake, right?

It’s still a pretty good story, though.

Image Credit: Twitter

11. When you want to think it’s sweet, but…

There’s also a ghost right there.

10. I feel like his future gf might need a warning.

“Everyone he likes.” Eep.

9. Excellent decision making there.

You can cleanse the closet later.

8. So many kids tell some version of this story.

I wonder where they hear it, or…you know.

7. He probably meant it in a sweet way…

Right? Make me feel better here.

6. Maybe it’s time to consider this who reincarnation thing?

Because kids seem to have boarded that train.

5. Kid knows how to take out the competition.

I’d keep an eye on that one.

4. Totally thought she was going to say “hair.”

Yeah, hide the knives.

3. I’m sure it was a coincidence.

But maybe call and exorcist, just in case.

2. What active imaginations they have.

Hahahahaha *looks behind me*

1. Just TRY to stop yourself from looking behind you.

You can’t. It’s impossible.

I am dreading the day one of my boys busts something like this out, because eek!

Has your kid ever said something to you that belongs on this list? Please tell us about it in the comments!

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Memes for People Who Are Firmly Aboard the Struggle Bus

We’re all on the struggle bus right now.

All of us. The bus has been upgraded to like a double-decker Greyhound situation and even then it’s insanely overcapacity, which just adds to the problem because WE’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ALL CLOSE TO EACH OTHER LIKE THAT.

I think my metaphor might have gotten away from me there. Just like my mental health has. At least I’ve got these struggle memes that I can look to for reassurance that I’m not the only one feeling this.

13. Goin’ down

Why have abs when you can take naps?

12. Glitter bomb

How come everything isn’t exactly what I want all the time?

11. A wrench in my plans

My smile is a lie and we both know it.

10. Low-effort

What’s the point in having robot butlers if we don’t let them live our lives for us?

9. Like and subscribe

You wanna know how I got these emotional scars?

8. So close

This feels like a very expensive and mean joke.

7. Yo, teach

How do you do, fellow kids?

6. Lightning round

When you’re too busy to get busy.

5. Play stupid games…

…win stupid prizes.

4. Small defiance

You can only push me around so far, Google.

3. Survival instinct

Sounds like you’re dating a psychopath but OK.

2. To the limit

What if I’m cute while I do it?

1. Missed opportunity

He’s literally sleeping on the chance of a lifetime.

Browsing struggle memes probably isn’t as effective as therapy, but it is considerably cheaper, so there’s that.

On a scale from 1 – 10, how aboard the struggle bus are you right now?

Talk it out in the comments.

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umblr Posts You Can Look at Instead of Stressing Out About Stuff

Want to take a tumble with me? By which I mean, we can look at all these neat Tumblr posts together.

Why? What did you think I meant? Get your mind out of the gutter, I hardly know you! Goodness.

While I’m recovering from your scandalous insinuations, let’s just check out these 10 funny posts.

10. Blackest Friday

This is kind of what it looks like all the time, tbh.

https://appleb18.tumblr.com/post/139367852255/sempaidoesntnoticeme-justbrosthings

9. Closer

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend…

https://hulkahoop.tumblr.com/post/88769803375/tomrny-doctorcanon-tomrny-do-you-know-how

8. Dog days

Whatever. I don’t even like that leg. Take it.

https://melanshi.tumblr.com/post/136193451119/spillywolf-when-you-have-anxiety-over

7. Live and let die

Either this person doesn’t get coffins or we need to call the police immediately.

https://katie-drou11.tumblr.com/post/108501579336/mythotsarestars-spicy-vagina-tacos-who-lives

6. Aggressive hydration

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

https://heart.tumblr.com/post/173613993770/wam-bam-jimmy-jam-lionesshart

5. Winging it

Maybe all the artists were just giving their subjects Red Bull.

https://gayarsonist.tumblr.com/post/622106968906252288/gayarsonist-my-favorite-thing-about-humanity-is

4. Coming of angst

Put your forehead against the glass and listen to that song that gets you in your feels.

https://hreshtak.tumblr.com/post/187436135764

3. Server salvation

He’s up there pwning angels now…

https://lilingratenasty.tumblr.com/post/175224564295/pinkie-whitelloon-aeonlamb-when-a-gamer-dies

2. National pride

I hate when people say “I’m American.” No reason I’m just generally very annoyed with my own country.

https://spanishskulduggery.tumblr.com/post/120122171797/i-hate-when-people-say-im-spanish-like-no

1. Bucket lift

We’re shutting down science. The memes were right. It has officially gone too far and it needs to be stopped.

https://forgetmaxx.tumblr.com/post/147720436412/ketchuprocket-all-the-other-humans-fucking

Hope you enjoyed those as much as I did. Come on back soon and we’ll look at some more together. I mean yanno…if you wanna…*blush.* *bashful kick.*

When you go on Tumblr, what sorts of things are you hoping to see?

Tell us your thoughts in the comments!

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A Company Wanted to Keep Worker’s Invention After Firing Him, So He Got Sweet Revenge

Some companies really don’t appreciate their staffers…even though they like what they have to offer.

Take, for example, the story of this Redditor. He designed a program to help a company he worked for to run its manufacturing more effectively. The company didn’t pay him for it but allowed him to tweak it on the factory floor and use it in real-life scenarios.

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You would think that, if it worked well the person who invented it would be promoted, or the company would buy the invention outright.

Well, neither thing happened—he was let go of instead.

Photo Credit: Reddit

The worker was willing to sell the company the program and help them to configure the source code to meet their needs and said as much in his exit interview, but the owners had other ideas.

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The company ended up paying for that decision dearly and asked him to come back to fix the program.

As he walked through the factory, he noticed something.

Photo Credit: Reddit

After about a month, the company was desperate to make a deal, but he had already moved on to a better job where his system is being utilized once again by people who appreciate it and him.

Photo Credit: Reddit

This is another lesson in karma—how you treat someone who’s working for you can make all the difference in the world when that relationship is over.

Readers shared their own experiences.

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And contracts can be a very pesky thing for employees…

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But employees can be a pesky thing too… because once they’re gone…

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And this got people thinking…

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Others appreciated the karmic retribution.

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But note to self… create paper trails…

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We don’t think it would have hurt this company to acknowledge what this person brought to the table, and the owners would have spent less energy doing the right thing!

Have you ever been treated terribly in a job, and if so, what was the outcome?

Let us know in the comments below!

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15 Random Tumblr Posts to Make You Laugh

Did you know Tumblr was once the subject of a 5-year FBI initiative to study its posts and compile data on the social and political leanings of younger generations?

I’ll bet you didn’t know that, because it’s not true. But it totally sounds like the kind of wacky thing that might be true.

In fact, it sounds like the sort of wacky random thing you’d read on Tumblr.

Here are 15 other wacky Tumblr jumbles for your befuddled enjoyment!

15. Curse words

Thanks for coming in, here’s your 12 mile long receipt.

https://sapphicsupergirl.tumblr.com/post/153713254076/me-walking-into-a-cvs-at-midnight-i-need-to-lift

14. Despicable memes

I prefer the term “trouble buddies.”

https://frogandtoadpdf.tumblr.com/post/620641836166463488/despicable-me-ruined-the-word-minion-whenever-i

13. Soda sucker

This is the artistic licence I didn’t know I needed.

https://casualdadcore.tumblr.com/post/187208759235

12. The times they are a’changing

Yes this literally happened and people were very upset about it.

https://spacefroggity.tumblr.com/post/189734113049/a-middle-aged-man-in-the-1890s-condescendingly

11. Deutschland double-check

I mean we’re arguing regularly about whether the Earth is round and temperatures are real, so, I guess we should expect this level of inquiry.

https://zukosgay.tumblr.com/post/612311713146126336

10. Ding!

For me Hell would just be watching their normal videos on loop.

https://heart.tumblr.com/post/178857013030/mechalesbian-mechalesbian-what-if-when-you

9. Horsin’ around

People name horses like I name Pidgies after collection 200 of them in Pokemon GO.

https://luleo.tumblr.com/post/162096091498/dog-names-spot-bella-bailey-charlie-daisy-cat

8. Palace intrigue

This season of Downton Abbey is gonna be lit.

https://acquaintedwithrask.tumblr.com/post/614084547169091584/mutantschooldropout-scandalousladysuggestion

7. Dark fantasies

I’d like to stop thinking about this now, please.

https://lasrina.tumblr.com/post/190449444102/benepla-benepla-ratguzzler-ratguzzler

6. Supreme being

*Sigh.* Fine. *Opens delivery app*

https://loudenoughtohear.tumblr.com/post/184309569490/usbdongle-slimetony-anybody-know-any-good

5. Out of the caves

You know what they say, 50’s company, 51’s a crowd.

https://gothadoption.tumblr.com/post/612495854327250944/tilthat-til-prehistoric-hunter-gatherer-tribes

4. Shadow legends

Reject modernity. Embrace tradition.

https://sealedbeastnue.tumblr.com/post/172639241860/what-time-is-it-you-ask-i-pull-out-my-27

3. Don’t toy with me

If this is true, why weren’t there a whole bunch of really sad sequels?

https://garrettauthor.tumblr.com/post/184401352500/thanks-i-hate-it-you-got-a-friend-in-horse-you-do

2. Saucy replies

Ah yes, I understand neurology now.

https://lonelymountainson.tumblr.com/post/166697618056/tsundereforcoffee-captainsnoop-how-the-human

1. Shop-keeping up appearances

Little shop of free market horrors!

https://del3141.tumblr.com/post/188692130618/shopkeeper-increasingly-exasperated-im-trying

That’s all the tumbles you get. For now. Come back soon, we’ve got plenty more from the Humans of Tumblr.

Which one was your favorite? Why?

Tell us in the comments.

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Fun Tumblr Posts That Sure Are Funny

I’m gonna take a controversial stand. I think Tumblr is a fun place full of fun people saying fun stuff.

THERE, I SAID IT.

Please, there is no need to commend me for my bravery, nor hoist me upon your shoulders as some truth-speaking god. I am just a man. A man courageous enough to speak his convictions, and stare unblinking into the resistance that follows.

And now that all of that is out in the open, I’d like to share with you a few of the reasons I hold this bold stance.

10. Wizarding world

The greatest curse is our own dumbness.

https://normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/post/622636693029339136/firstborn-of-akatosh-lesbianshepard-the

9. Pwn home

I can just picture their beloved pet mouse and keyboard.

https://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/166394941487/softbimagnus-down-with-capitalism-avvocarlo

8. Internet inception

And here we are…sharing it with you…

https://drownedinlight.tumblr.com/post/188479378659/i-see-that-this-photo-has-been-cropped-to-hide-the

7. Spooky boutique

Reality is far scarier than any Goosebumps tale.

https://del3141.tumblr.com/post/188692130618/shopkeeper-increasingly-exasperated-im-trying

6. History repeats itself

No one wanted to know who I was until I put on the mask.

https://septic-dr-schneep.tumblr.com/post/619213122121728000/yesterdaysprint-the-evening-star-washington

5. Economic ritual

Some of you may die, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.

https://memesandmagik.tumblr.com/post/618061666062663680/swingsetindecember-all-those-horror-films-where

4. Soft questions

I’m with you, grosstling, those people are sociopaths.

https://podcastenthusiast.tumblr.com/post/147997851108/grosstling-grosstling-why-do-people-ever-buy

3. Get it twisted

Age ain’t nothing but a horror show.

https://kennygeezus.tumblr.com/post/184284384256/i-realize-this-is-about-turning-30-but-my-brain

2. Recession-proof

These songs were too big to fail.

https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/190988987083

1. Absolute unit

This is why I’d be carrying a white flag everywhere I went.

https://essence-of-armbarring.tumblr.com/post/166229419216/pileofknives-westfailia-it-was-one-hundred

Having seen the evidence for yourself, do you now agree with me that Tumblr is, in fact, fun? It’s OK to admit it. You’re safe here. Together, we will usher in the revolution.

What’s your favorite thing about Tumblr?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets You Really Should See Right Now

There’s too much going on on Twitter every day to keep with everything, and you’re busy with your own life anyway.

But never fear, we’ve got a digest of some of the recent Twitter highlights you can scroll through real quick and get back to your day, maybe feeling a little lighter for the pick-me-up!

It’s just 14 of the twizzles (aka tweets) to make ya smizzle (aka smiling) this wizzle (aka week).

Okay, yeah… I don’t know what I’m doing.

Let’s just look at tweets. I mean twizzles.

Whatever.

14. Dat face

This dog is more handsome than me and I don’t appreciate it.

13. Bring me that horizon

I recall something about rum, and it being gone.

12. Eye to eye

You really get to know somebody when you’re this up close and personal.

11. Get a leg up

Hey no judgement, I can’t do that.

10. Came-NO

This app is the ultimate punishment for our sins.

9. Picture perfect

The extra time you clearly have on your hands will be greatly rewarded.

8. Me and my baby

Is it possible to cringe yourself inside out?

7. Kitty control

Leave him be, he’s clearly got a handle on things.

6. Oh nose

Nope, nope, nope, we are NOT getting new fetishes out of this.

5. Late night

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: number one in the hood, G.

4. Manic panic

Um, yes, this is called bipolar disorder.

3. Plate tectonics

This diner does not abide by your pitiful laws of physics.

2. Ritual cleaning

No thank you please.

1. In this economy?

Might as well just get this tattoo at this point.

Just a little refreshing rundown of some of the best stuff floating around out there. We aim to please, and we live to serve!

Who do you think are the best people on Twitter right now?

Share your opinion in the comments.

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10 Random Memes of the Moment We Think You’ll Love

Top ten countdowns are always super arbitrary, so why not make a list of some random memes we found? Number 4 will SHOCK you. And by shock, we mean, make you chuckle and breathe a puff of air through your nose. They’re memes, not deathbed confessions. Scroll through and enjoy.

Here for no reason whatsoever are our top 10 memes we’ve seen in the last 5 minutes.

10. Dangerous games

We all need a little roughness and a little tenderness.

9. Sweet dreams

Can’t get hurt if you never connect with anyone.

8. Dive into salvation

This is blasphemy of the highest order and we approve.

7. Talent pool

Nobody tells you that after age 25 you just stop listening to anything new.

6. Pulling for you

Something you’ll regret wonderfully for the rest of your life.

5. Live, don’t learn

The sauce demands a monch.

4. Constructed languages

Ah, I see the car here is made out of car.

3. Solid bits

They’ve got one trick and by golly they’re gonna do it.

2. That sweet bi and bye

Nothing is more powerful than a father’s instinct to do a dad joke.

1. Which craft?

Revenge is a dish that’s best served.

There you have it, our definitive rankings of those specific memes, recorded for posterity. Thank you for being with us for this historically important event.

What are your favorite memes lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Are Here for You When You Need Them

Listen up…

Has it not been your day, your week, your month, or even your year?

No worries. Memes are here for you. When the rain starts to pour. Like they’ve never been before. ‘Cause you’re there for memes, too.

Here are 10 memes to give you a smile and help you get through your day!

10. Capacity for audacity

Excuse me, do I know you?

9. Calendar confusion

We can’t know. There’s just no way to know.

8. Hot and beefy

At those prices I’m a little wary, but beggars can’t be choosers.

7. Drugs not hugs

Not the sort of PSA I’m used to, but it rings truer than most.

6. Artistic merit

I’m not tagged in this photo but I feel like I am.

5. Bummed bunny

You may not like it, but this is what peak effort looks like.

4. High ambitions

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night…

3. Absent Abby

I’d take this as a sign if I were her.

2. Cat-5 o’ 9 Tails

This is somebody’s very particular fetish and I’m not here to judge.

1. Clutter critter

I, too, hiss wildly when approached by human beings.

No matter what happens in this life, memes will always be there for us. And for that, we owe them a great debt of gratitude.

What are your favorite kinds of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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