Science Memes That Will Make You Smart…Maybe

Science. What is it, exactly?

And how the heck does it work? Does it want to be my friend? And can it make me rich, somehow? These are the questions we’ll be exploring today on our journey through the cosmos of science memes.

Come aboard our ship of the imagination, and cruise the dank depths of human knowledge.

10. Breathe free

This is why Plankton on Spongebob is always struggling so much.

9. K

I think we might be putting a little too much pressure on this one little letter.

8. Hot take

I may not be the smartest, but you’re an absolute zero.

7. Stellar work

Another star’s career ruined by chemicals. Sad.

6. Genetic love

I’m going to plant a seed of affection.

5. Quantum of solace

If you think you understand it, you’re wrong.

4. Fun guy

Don’t you leave him behind, you monster.

3. Bright ideas

You made this? I made this.

2. Tough work

I mean, sure, they’re experts who have dedicated their lives to studying these things, but I also saw a Facebook meme, so.

1. The hard truths

The laws of nature are tough but fair.

I feel smarter already! But in all seriousness – please listen to experts when they tell you science stuff. Please? Before we ruin everything forever? Thanks.

What’s your favorite science fact?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Imagine What Animals Who Could Defeat Humans If They Really Tried

I know that humans have things like guns and (supposedly) higher brain function, but listen – don’t you think there are some cases when none of that is going to stand up to a horde of really sharp teeth and claws?

Or like…geese. If the geese formed a posse I would be on my way to an underground bunker so fast, y’all.

Here are 13 other people’s takes on the animals we should fear more than we do.

13. We should all be worried about those literal dinosaurs.

I’m worried about cassowarries.

They are fierce AF!

12. It’s a good thing most of them are domesticated.

Canadians.

Haha, no seriously… Canadians.

They look nice… but they’r enot.

11. What if they banded together?

750k deaths a year when mosquitoes aren’t making an effort.

Don’t mess with those things, fam!

10. I mean what if none of us could eat carbs again?

The ~3.5kg of bacteria that call your gut home and control your digestion.

They also carry more information in their DNA than you.

If they wanna wreck their vehicle you will not stop them.

9. You know what he’s talking about, right?

Don’t quote me on this, but I’m pretty sure there’s a movie series about this.

Planet of the…..of the…ummm…uhhhh…I can’t remember.

Oh, yeah! Apes!

8. When they party in your brain all night.

Spongebob showed my how deadly nematodes are.

Once they get inside of you.. game over!

7. If you’re not terrified of monkeys, you’re not paying attention.

Chimpanzees are the only other species than humans known to wage organized wars and to engage in torture.

They’re also the closest relatives to humans and the second smartest animal behind us.

6. Seriously you don’t want to know too much about dolphins.

Dolphins.

They can easily kill sharks. They gang up on them and basically ram them to death.

Oh, and they have attacked humans in captivity.

5. Or just give us all horrible diseases.

I’ve played Dishonored a lot, so I believe that rats could eat all the Humans easily if they wanted to.

4. I would like these ants to stay off of my continent please and thank you. Fire ants are enough.

I lived in East Africa for 6 years and I love watching giant African siafu ants. Sometimes the ants will make a tunnel – a tunnel of ants – that let the others pass from one place to another safely.

They’ve got a good bite on them too! My rule has always been that if you can see siafu, you’ve got them on you somewhere, so check your legs! I once got a load of them under my jeans and so ran into my house, whipped off my jeans and jumped in the shower. BAD. MOVE. As soon as the water hit my body, these guys all bit down HARD in unison, leaving me frantically trying to brush them off me. Now, in the bush, siafu are a handy part of any first-aid routine because they bite so hard and so firmly that you can use them as field stitches. It took me a while to pick off each individual ant, but I learned a valuable lesson!

I’ve heard stories about drunk people passing out and being found the next day having been almost picked clean by siafu.

That’s a hell of a way to go…

3. Some people are just a little too confident in weapons, I think.

Yeah, it’s like literally nobody in this thread has heard of the flamethrower.

There is no animal that could deal with modern weaponry.

2. I mean you’ve seen Finding Nemo, right?

Fu*ckin Seagulls.

Swooping down and ruining your life!

1. We’re trying to test that theory.

Forget animals fighting us – bees could wipe out at least a sizable majority of humans by doing precisely nothing.

This list just cracked me up! Thinking about some of these guys organizing (but seriously, keep the monkeys away from me!).

What would you add? What animal are you most afraid of? Tell me in the comments!

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Animals That Could Take Us All Out If They Decided They’d Had Enough

We like to think we’re at the top of the food chain, but in reality that’s not even close to the truth. Sure, we can use tools and (some of us) have developed higher level thinking, but listen – don’t get too comfortable, y’all.

If we piss these 16 animals off enough, they can definitely take us all down.

16. You should learn something new every day.

Nematodes. Here’s some fun facts about our worm overlords!

There are 57 billion nematodes per person on Earth, making them 80% of all animals here. They have an incredible reproductive rate – the intestinal roundworm can lay 200 000 eggs in a day.

Nematodes are very hardy and are found in diverse and hostile environments, from deserts to Antarctica. 8 species of Nematodes have been found to live in Mono Lake, which contains deadly levels of arsenic. When tested, those nematodes were found to be capable of tolerating 500x the lethal dose of arsenic for humans.

Oh, many of them are parasitic, including 60 types that prey on humans. That’s actually relatively low, considering there are 25 000 parasitic nematodes for vertebrates.

You know how the tardigrade gets credit for being one of the few organisms capable of surviving in outer space? Well, the nematode species C.elegans is the only species who has survived a virtually unprotected atmospheric re-entry to Earth during the 2003 Space Columbia disaster.

Most nematodes are small, but not all. Placentonema gigantissima can span up to 8-9m in length and lives in the placenta of sperm whales.

Hope you enjoy this bit of trivia! Let’s end with a quote by nematologist Nathan Cobb.

“If all the matter in the universe except nematodes were swept away, our world would still be dimly recognizable… we should find mountains, hills, vales, rivers, lakes and oceans represented by a film of nematodes”

15. We’re doing a good job all on our own.

Humans seems to be pretty fed up with each other a lot of the time?

14. An argument could be made for either. Or both.

I know the answer is supposed to be ants, but it really sounds like you are describing a sharknado.

13. I am legit terrified of monkeys.

Chimpanzees are the only other species than humans known to wage organized wars and to engage in torture.

They’re also the closest relatives to humans and the second smartest animal behind us.

12. Take the watermelon, leave the cannoli.

Ants I would think.

I’ve seen videos of those giant African seifu things walking into peoples houses stealing their watermelons.

They just sort of go…ok.

It’s you guyses watermelon, just stay away from me.

11. In case you weren’t convinced.

Bats… apparently.

Plus the rabies. Where I live, if you get bats, you can’t even get them removed or relocated because they are considered endangered(wrong word, protected). You’re only allowed to wait for them to leave and try to patch wherever they got in… but they can fit in holes smaller than them, similar to mice.

Cute yet terribly horrific creatures.

10. Or been to the beach?

Have none of you seriously seen “the birds”

They will f*ck us up!

9. They don’t care at all.

Mother f*cking honey badgers.

Not only are they good guns but they don’t give a sh%t at all.

8. Same goes for small monkeys. *shudder*

If rats band together and attack in waves is disease we are done.

7. With their cuteness, maybe.

Those bit*ha$s raccoons.

Have you seen their little hands?

Nothing but evil, y’all!

6. Or if they died…oh.

We’d all be fucked if the pollinators went on strike.

No food. We’d starve.

Truth.

5. Lord I hate flies.

Flies.

They just have to fart on our food or kamikaze down our throats and we’d all die from sickness.

4. Actually like most of the animals in Australia.

The emu’s, I’m looking at you Australia.

Have you seen their feet?

They will mess some sh*t up!

3. If they team up with the geese all is lost.

Ducks.

They would form some sort of alliance with swans and geese, then bully the rabbits into joining.

The ducks would use the rabbits to tempt foxes out, the foxes would lure fox hunters and their pack of hounds into traps.

Fox hunters are usually posh people with power in government.

So Ducks.

2. Only if you like nightmares.

You should read about prions.

The diseases they cause are grim. Mad Cow Disease is the most famous, but kuru also possesses a certain notoriety thanks to its unorthodox mode of transmission.

Although uncommon, prion diseases are incurable and bring dementia swiftly followed by death. In the case of spontaneous Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (sCJD), the most common prion disease, half of patients are dead within six months of symptom onset. That figure reaches 95% within a year.

In a particularly vexing twist, prions are also nearly impervious to destruction, even when attacked using a strenuous combination of disinfectants, heat, and pressure.

1. Look at this hot take.

None.

There is a reason we are where we are. Even if the wave of ants (the most popular answered here) flood the earth we will fight bqck.

We are able to cover the cities in pesticides. We are able to live in subzero temperatures, we are able to heat up the planet and burn/flood the areas.

We are able to build cities in sea when no ant can reach us.

Only humans are able to get rid of humans at this point. And even this is barely possible.

I don’t want to think too long and hard about this, honestly!

What animal do you think is missing from this list? Add it in the comments!

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An Elevator Technician Got Revenge on a Very Entitled Woman

There are people in this world who just feel like they are owed everything simply because they want it.

Sometimes, that means they think they are entitled to tangible objects. Other times, they demonstrate that they believe everyone should orient their lives around what works best for them.

In this story, an elevator technician explains how he exacted revenge on a woman who just couldn’t wait for an hour while he fixed the elevator in her building.

And it turns out that he wasn’t the only one who was frustrated with her.

The guy starts by explaining that the job is exactly what it sounds like: when the elevator breaks, he’s the one who comes out and fixes it.

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So far, so good. We’re all following.

One day, he needed to replace an emergency light in an elevator.

He explains that elevator tech has evolved, so when these lights go out, it usually takes a while to swap it all.

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He’s clearly stated how long the job will take, and it’s a pretty important one.

Just because the elevator isn’t technically broken, it doesn’t mean that the elevator should be used.

However, the woman isn’t happy with this response.

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Whew!

She’s already mad about having to use the stairs, and decides that it’s better to just wait an hour instead.

What about her groceries?

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At this point, it’s definitely pretty galling that the woman is still sitting right there.

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The woman has got to be totally freaking out right now!

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Can you believe the daughter is totally supportive?

This woman must be pretty challenging to live with.

Also, before you get super worried, the technician made sure the woman was always safe.

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That story is truly wild! It’s amazing how quickly the technician was able to exact his revenge.

Which part do you think is the funniest?

Let us know in the comments!

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A Kid Thinks He Drowned on the “Titanic” and His Story Is Very Specific

There are a bunch of stories about kids who act as if they remember their past lives that it’s hard not to give credence to the whole idea. Some people believe it’s because kids are just like…closer to their past life, or nearer to God (or wherever they believe people come from), but whatever the reason, the stories can be pretty creepy.

This is particularly true when a child gives details about an event or person or career that they couldn’t possibly have firsthand knowledge of any other way.

Which is exactly what happened in this case of a boy who was watching a documentary about the Titanic.

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Things got weird, when he, very calmly, informed them the rendering of the boiler room was wrong.

He knows because he was there..

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Someone pointed out that his use of the word “boiler” was pretty interesting.

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And the parent replied, expanding a bit and saying that even as an adult, her son hates deep water.

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There have been other stories of Titanic victims reincarnated, like this boy, who had a total breakdown at an exhibit.

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This kiddo had a similar experience that probably freaked his mother right the heck out.

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So what do you think about all of this? Are you buying it? Or do you think the kid is just making it all up?

If not, tell us how it’s so easily dismissed – I want to know!

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People Imagines a World Where Devils and Angels Bond Over Sandwich Choices

Devils and angels aren’t supposed to get along, right? After all, one represents all that is dark and sinful, and the other represents all that is light and good.

But… we also all know that in the real world, there’s a little bit of dark and light in each of us.

People on Tumblr decided to play with this idea a bit, and ended up imagining a world where angels and devils bond over their sandwich selections.

Because honestly.,. why not?

It all starts when someone accidentally summons a demon while putting their own sandwich together.

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See? Demons can be nice, too!

The next person decided to keep the story going, and made it even more fun.

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Eventually, the demons reveal that they’re totally into having conversations about the same stuff most of us like.

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The demon even ends up just coming over to hang out and be themselves, sandwich or no sandwich.

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It’s all fun and games until you realize the angels have caught wind of the fact that someone is summoning demons.

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It turns out the angel was sent for a different reason… but now he’s game to join in on the fun.

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The angel is confused, but also kind of into it? Maybe.

Soon, the angel is bringing their friends.

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It turns out that while the angels don’t really have a lot of personal drama to share, they’re extremely into Earth’s drama.

Eventually, of course, the angels and the demons meet.

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You eventually realize that basically, you’re now mediating an estranged family situation.

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We all knew Lucifer and Michael were going to meet up, right?

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Who doesn’t love to bond over food and drink?

It all really sounds quite lovely.

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But of course, the rumor mill is still running.

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Eventually, even the top guys want to see what exactly is going on at your house!

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Alas… not all fights can be mended over sandwiches. Maybe next time!

Don’t you love this story? Don’t forget to share it with your friends, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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An Evil Boss Forgot His Employees Are Humans and Got Instant Karma When They All Quit

If you’ve spent time employed by someone else, it’s possible you have encountered a terrible boss here or there.

It can be really demoralizing when your boss or manager treats you badly, and even worse when they treat the entire team that way. Sometimes, it seems like bosses even forget that their employees are actual human beings.

One person shared a pretty sweet story of how their evil boss got instant karma and lost an entire department.

The person starts by noting that they were hired on to help manage some problems that their predecessor had left behind. That’s not ideal, but it’s doable.

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And as these things so often do, everything started out really well. As long as the person did what they were supposed to do, the boss mostly left them alone.

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Unfortunately, it turns out that the boss has some pretty hardcore anger management issues.

Greeeeat.

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And of course, as soon as they asked for a raise… total crickets.

Fast forward a few weeks, and it turns out the employee made a mistake.

They say it wasn’t huge, and the problem was fixed… but the boss totally overreacted.

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The employee also knows their rights, and lives in a country that really supports workers. In news that will surprise no one reading along, it turns out the boss violated pretty much all of the rules and protections put into place.

The employee is obviously going to be fine, and to make matters even better, they were the only member of the marketing department. Guess what the boss doesn’t have now?

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Isn’t that story of instant karma pretty sweet?

Let us know what you think about it in the comments!

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A Patient Guy Proved Why Facebook “Researchers” Are Usually Wrong

Humans sure are funny…

Even when faced with a million signs that indicate the opposite, we always like to think we know best.

One guy recently broke down the reason why it’s nearly always a fallacy to believe that someone could use common sense to defy or disprove scientific research.

In fact, he says that someone believing they could criticize mathematical or scientific research just by applying their own “common sense” logic to it is basically behaving the same way a five-year-old does.

In other words… just because you think you’re smart doesn’t mean you are.

This guy would even say we’re all quite stupid.

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If you’re anything like me, you might already have questions. Like, perhaps, what is an Elo rated player?

The Elo rating system is what’s used to calculate the skill levels of players in zero-sum games like chess.

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So far, he’s just saying that basically… the better you are at something, the more likely you are to beat people at that particular thing.

That makes sense.

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So basically, it doesn’t matter if a chess master is playing an adult who has also played chess for years or a five-year-old who has never picked up a rook.

The chess master will beat them both.

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One can assume that this also holds true for masters in a variety of different fields.

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The conclusion?

This is why the idea that one could use common sense to discredit research is ludicrous.

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Not only would you be wrong, you wouldn’t even understand why you’re wrong.

Yikes.

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We probably all know a Facebook “researcher” or two these days!

Don’t forget to share this one with your friends, and let us know how it goes in the comments!

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A “Karen” at a Costco Pitches a Fit and Stages a Sit-in After Being Asked to Wear a Mask

There have been two cultural phenomenons that have really caused a bit of chaos this year: the advent of so-called Karens and a request that everyone wears a face mask whine in public to help limit the spread of COVID-19.

Karens are typically white women who feel that they are entitled to behave however they want, consequences be damned. Karens often take issue with all kinds of things: citizens relaxing outside, drawing on their own sidewalks, and having a BBQ have all had to deal with the wrath of Karens in the wild.

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Lately, many Karens have been extra angry that they’ve been asked to wear face masks in stores.

The idea behind everyone wearing a face mask in public is that it makes everywhere safer for all of us. When you wear a cotton face mask, you help protect others.

Recently, one Karen decided that enough was enough and she was no longer going to wear a face mask in public. It all started when she went to her local Costco to return an item.

In the video, the Karen is shown immediately pitching a fit when asked to put her face mask on. It’s funny because she had it dangling from one ear, so she knew that it was required… but somehow didn’t think that requirement would apply to her.

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The person working at Costco is so endlessly patient with her, saying:

I just need you to put that on for now while you’re in the building. That’s all. Just temporarily while you’re in here, and then you can take it right back off.

The employee also adds:

You need to have it on while you’re doing your transaction.

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The woman refuses, noting that she believes “this is your problem.” The employee lets her know she can come back another time if she’s unwilling to put on her mask, and that’s when the woman goes full Karen.

She decides to SIT DOWN ON THE FLOOR, partially blocking the exit for other customers.

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You’ve gotcha watch this nonsense for yourself.

So yeah, that happened! Wow.

What do you think about this woman’s Costco tantrum? Let us know in the comments!

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Hilarious Posts About the Summer of 2020

Summer 2020 was supposed to be full of fun and adventure and now…we have this whole mess to deal with.

And it sucks! There’s no doubt about that, friends.

But we might as well have some good laughs at our situation, right?

Damn right!

Here are some hilarious posts about what a shitshow summer 2020 (and this whole cursed year) turned into.

Enjoy!

1. That’s a great visual.

Thank you for that!

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2. All the great hits!

Someone needs to make this a reality ASAP.

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3. Out with my boys.

About to take a dip in the pool.

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4. Screw it! Let’s eat!

I can handle all the food you throw at me.

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5. Are you okay, ma’am?

Keeping a close eye on people this summer.

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6. Here comes the bomb.

Didn’t see that one coming…

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7. They’re having a blast!

Join in on the fun!

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8. I can’t take this anymore!

Depression overload, am I right?

9. Summer of George is no more.

It’s sad, but true.

10. White as a ghost.

Have you been moon-bathing?

11. This guy has the right idea.

Making the best of it!

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12. A great look for everyone!

You’re gonna look HOT.

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13. Might as well wash the car again…

Better luck next year.

Did you have any big summer plans that got wiped away by the current…situation?

If so, tell us what you’re doing instead to pass the time.

Please and thank you!

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