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People Who Are Having a Worse Day Than You

Have you had a bad day?

How bad would you rate it, on a scale of one to ten? If it’s under an eight, looking at these photos might actually cause you to lower it even further. Because compared to these poor saps, your day miiiiight have been just fine.

These all come from a very bittersweet subreddit called r/Wellthatsucks, which is a place for users to share experiences that…well…suck. A lot.

Laugh, cry, and cringe at these ten people who probably had a worse day than you.

10. Pasta la vista

Maybe this is God’s way of telling you not to eat anymore.

Came home late from work, drop my open sandwhich in the parking lot. Go to make pasta, the first pot slips and I pour it all on the ground. Make a second pot and the handle straight up breaks and my pasta goes everywhere. Didn’t eat; had a lil cry. from Wellthatsucks

9. Special delivery

F**k this guy’s junk mail in particular.

My mailbox was blown up by lightning last night from Wellthatsucks

8. Measure twice, cut once

Think of it as one really big letter slot.

My wife said measure the door, I told her all doors are the same size… from Wellthatsucks

7. My cup runneth over

When even the laws of physics don’t want you to have a good day.

Good morning… from Wellthatsucks

6. Road rage

Now that’s what I call fast charging.

Well… i think the image speaks for itself. from Wellthatsucks

5. Watch out!

Oh would you look at the time, it’s give up o’clock.

Turned 26 today, contact fell out while walking into work, tried to rub my eye to help the irritation while looking down, and walked into a brick wall. Happy birthday to me from Wellthatsucks

4. Junk in the trunk

I think you’ve created some sort of paradox.

See that tiny sliver of metal in the gap? Those are my car keys that I locked in the groove of my trunk. from Wellthatsucks

3. Sick and tired

You know, you’re being a real tool right now.

Driving my wife’s new car (still on the first tank of gas) when this happened from Wellthatsucks

2. When it rains, it pours

Who does something like this? Seriously, why?

I found out someone cut through the convertible top of my unlocked car, then it rained inside. I was let go from my job an hour later for some extra spice. from Wellthatsucks

1. Solid design

Apple stuck a logo on it and charged him $799.

This guy bought a smart phone online but received a stone from Wellthatsucks

No getting around it, those are all pretty bad days. Still, could be worse. Oops, I’d better go knock on wood. Who knows what weird fate might befall me now!

What was your “Well that sucks” moment recently?

Share it with us in the comments.

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Weird Memes that Demand an Explanation

There are some questions out there that we may never be able to answer.

Questions that, despite our insatiable appetite for knowledge and our dogged determination to investigate, may simply elude us for as long as we are we. Questions such as, “How exactly did the universe begin?” “Are there others out there like us?” “What is the nature of consciousness?” and “Why do these memes exist?”

These are conundrums inside puzzles inside riddles inside dreams. And though we may never fully understand them, that shouldn’t stop us from trying. Examine these memes for yourself, and see if you can determine why they are here.

10. Drawing the line

When Justice calls, he zones it.

9. Long and elegant

They must have a good electrician on site because that thing is well hung.

8. Bon appetit

Ah, this. I don’t like this.

7. Toying with emotions

You are a sad, strange little man.

6. Crutch in clutch

Gotta have those kicks no matter what.

5. Catch up with the times

This is done in defiance of God himself.

4. Did what work?

Seriously, what was the goal here?

3. Unsolved mysteries

Who needs sleep anyway?

2. Heavy sleeper

I don’t put up with nobody’s sheet.

1. Aquatic pride

Isn’t the other major Christian symbol a fish anyway?

Who made these? Why are they here? What purpose could they possibly serve? We certainly don’t know yet. But maybe…one day…it will all become clear.

What’s your favorite place to investigate memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Posts That Show the Difference Between High School Teachers and College Professors

There are many differences between high school and college.

Freedom, living on your own for the first time, the list goes on and on. But one of the major things that is different in that transition is your teachers.

You’re on your own now, baby! No one reminding you of the assignments you need to turn in, no one hassling you about incomplete work, and no one threatening to call your parents.

College professors are a whole different breed and if you don’t get in line with their attitude, you might be left behind…or at least very confused…

Let’s take a look at some funny posts about the difference between high school teachers and college professors.

1. Be thankful…

It didn’t really work out that way, did it?

2. You’re gonna get an earful.

No doubt about that.

3. A totally different story.

Oh, Ms. Johnson, give it a rest.

4. Oh yes, they will!

It gets easier…in some ways.

5. The professor is watching you.

There is no escape! Ever!

6. Talking to the kids on Snapchat.

How’s that for laid back?

7. Speaking the truth.

They are free spirits, that’s for sure.

8. The great trailmix disaster.

Sorry about that…

9. You’re in for a real treat!

I wish I could do it all over again!

10. Some of it is definitely a joke.

You’ll learn all about this!

11. No more taskmasters.

And that’s a good thing!

12. Try to explain that one…

I didn’t think you’d be able to!

13. Let the good times roll!

And let the jokes roll, too!

Did you notice a big difference when you made the leap from high school to college?

Talk to us in the comments and tell us about your experiences.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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High School Teachers and College Professors Are Pretty Different and Here’s the Proof

Did you attend college after you graduated from high school?

If you did, you probably noticed quite a few differences.

It’s all up to YOU now and you won’t have anyone hassling you and reminding you about what’s needed to get the ball rolling…and for it to keep going…unless you give your parents a call…

And you’ll also notice that college professors are LAID BACK. Hey, it’s a much different lifestyle than teaching high school.

Professors pretty much do what they want, when they want, and you need to be along for the ride…because it is a lot of fun once you get the hang of it.

Let’s take a look at some funny tweets about the differences between high school teachers and college professors.

Enjoy!

1. How did that work out?

All that strictness for nothing!

2. Oh yes, they will!

Putting up with all kinds of shenanigans.

3. This guy is out of control!

And that’s a good thing!

4. Just because…

Don’t even worry about it!

5. Get it together!

On second thought…

6. Letting all kinds of stuff slide.

Just keep it sliding!

7. Hahaha. This is good.

As the youths say…

8. You got a little bit of credit.

So it wasn’t all terrible.

9. This is epic.

This prof went the extra mile, for sure.

10. So very true.

Thamks a lot…

11. We all need sleep.

Even professors, ya know?

12. This professor is not messing around.

Did you learn a lesson here?

Those tweets sure do speak the truth.

And now it’s your turn!

Tell us about your high school vs. college experiences in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Teachers Shared Students’ Weird Responses When They Were Asked, “Tell Me a Fun Fact About Yourself”

Kids can be just plain weird.

And teachers REALLY know that to be a fact. Because they deal with those little weirdos…I mean adorable children…on a daily basis.

And the weirdness really comes out when the kids are asked to share something about themselves, which I’m sure you remember fondly.

Let’s see what people on AskReddit had to say about this.

1. Drunk dad.

“I had a student tell me that sometimes his dad got drunk and asked his mom for things.

As I was starting to tell him he didn’t need to elaborate any further, he continued with “like soup and he yells it like ‘soooooooooup’” it took every bit of restraint to not laugh.

It’s been years and years since that happened but I still laugh when I think about it.”

2. Takes the cake.

“I teach middle school, This one still takes the cake.

That his mom and dad have the same parents. I asked him to clarify because I didn’t understand what he was saying and he said “I only have one set of grandparents, they had the same parents”

I quickly moved to the next student so no one else would realize that this kid just told the class that his parents were siblings…

I talked to him about it the next day in private and he said that he got it mixed up, his parents don’t have the exact same parents, they shared a dad…

I felt so much better when the mom called me to let me know her elderly step-father married her husband’s elderly mother. still weird, but much better.”

3. Wow.

““My arm is F*CKED y’all” in the deepest southern drawl and proceeded to wildly swing his “f*cked” up arm around.

He was 12, had Erb’s palsy and also got detention that day.

He might be one of my fav students.”

4. That’s odd.

“Student told me that there is a chapter dedicated to him in a dental surgery textbook because of a very rare disorder that he had as a child.

I may still have that essay.”

5. Oh, no!

“During an introductory activity for my new class, a boy, aged 9, got up and said ‘My dog has to wear a cone on its head because dad had his bollocks cut off!’”

6. Don’t ask any more questions.

“Kid in my kindergarten class said “My pee-pee fell off at Disneyland”

I didn’t ask any follow up questions.”

7. Horrible.

““I found my dad who hung himself”

From a fifth grader.”

8. Family drama.

“A few years ago on the first day of school, this kid in one of my classes casually answered, “I have a restraining order against my Dad.””

9. Too much info.

“‘My dad clogged the toilet this morning and that’s why I’m feeling frustrated’ -5 year old child.

I will say the question was “how are you doing this morning?” But I could barely keep from laughing out loud!”

10. Starting early.

“A young girl, who seemed uninterested, said, with no hesitation, that she can chug an entire bottle of beer.

She got expelled later that year for keeping drugs in her locker.”

11. Shane.

“This guy in my class named Shane has this medical condition that causes him to grow tons of hair at an early age.

Full beard in middle school.

He would say “I’m Shane and I’m Very Hairy.””

12. You know what that is.

“A student once told my wife that her daddy had a special device that he had to blow into to start his truck…”

13. That’s awkward.

“We would do this weekly “how was your weekend” sort of thing where we’d sit in a circle and share.

This one girl casually goes “I found out that my biological father didn’t want me” in a super nonchalant tone and everything.

I still remember the awkward tension.”

14. Don’t say that!

“I said “my dad steal cars.”

It was something my parents always told us growing up as a joke. The teacher just laughed and said “that’s nice”.”

What’s the funniest or weirdest thing that you’ve heard a kid say?

Tell us in the comments!

We’d love to hear from you!

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People Created ‘Dogue’ Covers and Made Their Own Pooches Big Stars

The magazine Vogue is very popular, but now it’s time for you to become acquainted with Dogue.

That’s right, people are having a great time editing pics of their pooches onto a (fake) magazine called Dogue so they can go out and strut their stuff.

And why, not, right?!?!

All dogs are superstars in my eyes and they need to be praised and bowed down to. I have a feeling you’re in the same boat as me if you’re here reading this article and about to enjoy these photos.

So enjoy these Dogue photos and think about putting your own dog on the cover of a magazine sometime soon!

1. Lookin’ sharp!

And very classy, I might add.

2. Get a load of this guy.

He was born to be on the cover of a magazine.

3. Cuter than they appear…

No doubt about that!

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There’s no better cover star for golden issue than @panituputupu Confidence: CHCECK✌ Self empowerment: CHECK✌ Instagram star: CHECK✌ Staying down to earth: CHECK✌ ??? she’s a natural! ⭐ Photographed by her talented parents, written and designed by our editor in chief, one and only @igorsoofficial ✨ ?‍? ? ?‍? ? ?‍? ? ?‍? ? ?‍? ? ?‍? ? ?‍? ? ?‍? ? ?‍? #dogue #dogueinstagram #pieski #kundelek #muttlovers #rescueismyfavoritebreed #pieskiesprawy #mojpies #pieskieżycie #psiamodelka #psinfluencer #piesekwarszawski #mydogmakesmelaugh #mydogsarefamily #dogfluencepolska #odchamiajsiezpsem #adopciak #kochampsy #mojpies #polishdog #dogfanaticss #animalphotography #pieseł #dogmodel #boopmynose #warsawdog #pies #kochampsy #doggosbeingdoggos2 #doggosbeingdoggos #doggosdoingthings #onlydoggos

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4. An interview with Rusty.

He’s seen a lot in his years.

5. The epitome of class.

We have a superstar on our hands!

6. Enjoy these floral patterns.

Oh, and don’t forget about the dog, okay?

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Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking… ? – Another fun edit of the #voguechallenge, this time with a floral-embellished blouse we made back in 2016. I remember on the day we went to a dog event with this outfit, it was pouring with rain and the grounds were covered with puddles of mud water and when we got home, their outfits were splattered with mud stains… – #voguecoverchallenge #condenast #vogue #voguemagazine #annawintour #thedevilwearsprada #mirandapriestly #merylstreep #fashioneditor #editorinchief #floralsforspring #caninecouture #springfashion #fashiontrends #caninecouture #dogue #dogwear #bespokedogwear #dogsindress #dogstyle #dogfashion #chihuahua #fashionabledogs #magazinecover #fashionmagazine #hautecouture #dailydogs #dogsofinstagram

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7. I love this guy!

Virgil is awesome!

8. Simple, yet elegant.

You know this dog has words of wisdom.

9. Oh, Lincoln!

I love the headline on this issue.

10. All dressed up and ready to hit the town.

The bowtie is a nice touch.

11. This is our house.

And don’t you forget it!

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How to pawtect humans 101, & Best home alarm system, featuring Sully and Serg @sullyandserg on the new cover of DOGUE ? Full story in stories! . . ?FEATURED? Sully is a 6 year old Mastiff, security guard, and Cover Dog from Houston, TX. Serg is his 1 year old Frenchie brother, and model. Sully loves to eat, sleep, and snuggle, on repeat. He’s not a big fan of his own shadow, the swiffer, or the broom. Serg loves to get the zoomies and run as fast as he can around his big brother. He loves water— both shower and bath time! He loves to be vacuumed and blow dried. He is a bad boy who doesn’t like following rules or being told what to do. His pawrents realized that he’s a free spirit.Together, Sully and Serg make the best home security system for their humans. . . #dogue #homesecurity

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12. What a great-looking dog!

Cool name, too…Javier!

Now we want to meet your pooches!

In the comments, share some photos of your dogs and introduce us to them!

Let’s see if they are worthy of being on the front cover of Dogue!

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Funny Memes for All the True Crime Lovers Out There

I am a true crime FANATIC.

I love true crime books, movies, TV show, you name it. And it’s been a thing for me since I was a little kid and found a book that my older brother left on the coffee table about different serial killers. I actually still have the book and I flip through it sometimes to remember the good old days…

So, yes, the way I turned out is definitely his fault.

But I’m not alone! You’re here, so you’re obviously just as deranged as I am!

And to celebrate our morbid interests, let’s enjoy these true crime memes together!

1. I’m in!

I mean, can I get in on this conversation?

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2. Now, isn’t that interesting?

A good way to pass the time.

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3. Do you think it worked?

She might’ve just fallen in love with you.

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4. Winning people over with that knowledge.

At least…well…maybe…?

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5. Sleep tight.

The fake stuff scares you more, for some reason.

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6. Bring joy into my life!

That’s more like it!

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7. Sorry, we can’t be friends.

We gave it a shot, though.

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8. This is what “busy” means.

Gotta get those crime programs in.

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9. I know what’s going on here.

And so do you!

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10. I find that very disturbing.

And maybe we should question our friendship.

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11. You’re not gonna sleep tonight.

And you know it!

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12. Uh oh!

That’s Jeffrey Dahmer, by the way.

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13. Ahhhh. Isn’t this nice?

Goodnight, Jason Voorhees.

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14. Sounds like someone I know.

Don’t say that out loud!

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Are you a big true crime fan?

If so, tell us about your favorite creepy TV shows, movies, book, etc. in the comments!

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Hilarious Tweets to Get Your Day Kicked off the Right Way

You look like you could use a little break, people…

A break from work, a break from your spouse, a break from your kids (definitely), and an overall break from REALITY.

Because things are rough out there. Really rough, actually.

So what better way to give yourself some relief?

How about with some really funny tweets that we think will make you laugh your *ss off?!?!

Yeah, that’s the ticket!

Now I’m fired up and ready for some big laughs! We hope you are, too!

Let’s get it started!

1. Sounds kind of dumb…

If we’re being honest about it.

2. Who are we to judge?

I think we should probably just keep our mouths shut.

3. That’ better!

The work of a true artist.

4. Come on, man!

Make me look better!

5. Two sides of the coin.

He better not say that again.

6. Thank you!

All businesses need to start doing this.

7. Call in the hand model!

It all worked out!

8. Nice and wholesome.

They did a good deed!

9. It was a miracle.

Also, his are out of control.

10. Those were the days…

What I wouldn’t give to cough in a friend’s mouth right now…

11. And yet, people love it.

I guess everyone will eat pretty much anything.

12. Show him the way.

I don’t know why he can’t grasp that!

Now I feel like my day can proceed in the right direction.

Don’t you feel the same way?

How about you? Have you seen any really funny tweets, memes, jokes, or photos lately?

Please share them with us in the comments!

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People Discuss Their Favorite Movies They Had in Movie Theaters

Remember going to a movie?

It would sure be a lot of fun to do that again, wouldn’t it…? Hopefully, we can do it again sometime soon.

But until then, we have to hunker down in our houses and watch everything on our own TVs. Sure, things could be a lot worse, but it would be wonderful to go to the theater, grab a snack and a drink, and see some movie magic on the big screen.

People recently took to Twitter to share their favorite experiences from watching movies in the theater.

It’s a lot of fun, let’s check it out!

1. This introvert was proud.

Erupted with laughter.

2. That’s pretty funny.

That guy got ’em with a zinger!

3. What a great movie.

It never gets old!

4. The Sixth Sense.

There goes the popcorn!

5. Hahahaha. Hilarious. 

Ritalin should cure her head from spinning around, right?

6. Didn’t realize it was a musical.

Do your research!

7. The books are awesome.

And so are the movies!

8. Burst into tears.

Wonder Woman to the rescue!

9. What do you think you’re doing?!?!

People got fired up!

10. The place erupted.

What a great flick!

11. A classic piece of cinema!

Right? Right?!?!

12. Horrified silence.

Followed by…this…

Now we’d like to hear from you.

Do you remember your favorite memories from going to the movies?

Tell us your stories in the comments.

Please and thank you!

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Microwave Fails That Should Make You Laugh Today

Let me know if this sounds familiar to you: you step into the kitchen ready to work your magic, you have all the confidence in the world and then BAM!…something goes awry and your day is ruined.

It really stinks, ya know?

But, if it’s not happening to you, it can be pretty hilarious!

And we’re about to show you why!

We’re here to present to you some major microwave fails that you hopefully will not see in your own kitchen anytime soon.

Let’s see what happened to those poor people…

1. We got a smart one here!

Come on, people!

A friend’s client paid him in cash. He put the cash in the microwave to kill traces of coronavirus from cringepics

2. Setting off the fire alarm.

Way to go!

A guest put it in the hotel microwave to give it "a quick charge." Fire alarm followed. from facepalm

3. A major fail.

She probably won’t try that again.

4. A major disaster.

You still might be able to eat it after it cools off, FYI.

Brownie out of a cup – level: Hiroshima from shittyfoodporn

5. That’s what happens.

So don’t even try it!

If you were wondering what happens when you put foil in the microwave. from funny

6. Don’t do it!

You’ll pay the price. Trust me.

Life Pro Tip: even if your boiled egg is a bit underdone, don’t put it in the microwave from CasualUK

7. Isn’t that cute!

They sure are adorable!

My friends kids decided to microwave Crayola markers… from funny

8. Are you hungry?

Seems a bit excessive.

My mom set the microwave for 75 mins. and not 75 secs. from WTF

9. This is a nightmare.

A loss for words.

10. Flamin’ hot Cheetos.

I guess they weren’t hot enough.

11. Try not to eat any of the glass.

That’s not good…not good at all…

Cooking everyone breakfast when the glass from the microwave door unexpectedly fell out… from Wellthatsucks

12. You must add water!

We’ve been over this a million times!

Forgot to add water to my Microwave Mac N Cheese from Wellthatsucks

Okay, now we want to hear about your various kitchen disasters.

We know all of you have biffed it in the kitchen at one point or another, so don’t try to hide from us.

In the comments, tell us about the times when you’ve had some major failures in the kitchen.

We look forward to hearing your stories!

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