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Here Are Some of the Best Tumblr Posts of All Time

You’re in for a real treat today, because we’ve got 15 of the best Tumblr posts OF ALL TIME.

This list was compiled by a team of researchers working ’round the clock for years, sifting through the millions of posts available and weighing their characteristics on a detailed table of qualities and I’m totally making all of this up.

There’s way too many posts on Tumblr to make that kind of list. This one is pretty much random. But it’s got some great ones on it!

Here without further ado are the fifteen greatest Tumblr posts of all time, maybe.

15. Squawk and spook

The bird is the word, and the word is surprise.

https://theshitpostcalligrapher.tumblr.com/post/187010860246/i-feel-like-youll-appreciate-this-photo-i-took

14. Hair raising tales

When retail goes wrong.

https://kkkkkcuf.tumblr.com/post/41812181684/ragingbomer-ragingbomer-so-we-had-3-bottles

13. Pinchy pupper

We come for pets.

https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/612521161532784640

12. I am gross

Thanks, I hate it.

https://daovihi.tumblr.com/post/130489159187/magicalgirlwandamaximof-dekutree

11. Prasin’ raisins

You think Jesus doesn’t appreciate a little variety now and then?

https://theoneandonlywhitetiger.tumblr.com/post/182088898811/biglawbear-pastel-lavender-shiraglassman

10. Hecko gecko

“Let’s get this bread.” – the dearly departed

https://images-that-are-only-cursed.tumblr.com/post/182463192510/the-geico-lizard-our-brethren-die-for-the

9. What a fun guy

Didn’t need anything new to have nightmares about, but thanks anyway.

https://itsafckingsnickersbar.tumblr.com/post/184303261288/miaislying-personsonable-miaislying

8. Phone at the feet!

Is that cheese slice even out of its wrapping?

https://hbmmaster.tumblr.com/post/153904177258/wearejustvisiting-lady-dainty-wroughtornot

7. Happy little clouds

There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents.

https://aw-a-ke.tumblr.com/post/146025721481/trombono-chen000-chen000-how-to-draw-a

6. Quite a dilemma

You may think you know where this is going but I promise you, you don’t.

https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/189673180718

5. Pass it on

This is musical collaboration at its finest.

https://thosefunnyones.tumblr.com/post/190234230680/she-was-poetry-but-he-couldnt-read-his-name

4. The hurt locker

What beautiful mind could lead to the creation of such a thing?

https://mosticonicposts.tumblr.com/post/189919839407/robotz-certified-iconic-post

3. Understandable

Sad to learn that all forms of communication have been sullied by these nightmares.

https://carodoodles.tumblr.com/post/131333079352/mugasofer-mad-yet-glad

2. Bee yourself

Crazy how nature do that.

https://epoxyconfetti.tumblr.com/post/147941919831/thebeeresponsibleforthishoney-may-this

1. They grow up so fast

“Leave me alone, Meredith” is a sentence never before spoken by anyone without a mortgage.

https://acepalindrome.tumblr.com/post/189890842513/my-brother-decided-to-teach-his-two-and-a-half

There they are. The greatest posts that God himself ever wrote. Or at least…I dunno, they’re pretty good.

What do you think of our rankings? Would you add another in there?

Tell us in the comments.

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Great Memes to Make You Dream of Memes

Hi!

Do you dream of memes?

When you lay your head down on the pillow at night and drift off into that unsolid place, is it memes that you see? Memes of your past, memes of your present, and memes that are yet to be?

Then you, my friend, are a true meme visionary, and that is a gift that must be fostered and nurtured within you. We can help.

Look over these ten random memes. Let them feed your soul, and awaken the meme dreams we know are within you.

13. Extreme chill

You can go ahead and extend that prediction to the majority of the year.

Via: someecards

12. My story will go on

“Look, Rose, that’s great, but we asked about the diamond…”

Via: someecards

11. Spin the wheel

Just like the board game, I’ve lost all the little pieces that make the thing workable.

Via: someecards

10. Ain’t nothin’ but a heartbreak

You’re now singing this song as loudly as you can.

Via: someecards

9. Chonky boi

Let the thiccness flow through you.

Via: someecards

8. Powdered pleasure

That all starts tomorrow, fry me up whatever you’ve got.

Via: someecards

7. Who knew?

I swear at this point owls are just messing with us.

Via: someecards

6. Fast feels

I’m sure a few carbs will set everything right.

Via: someecards

5. Hell yeah

It’s hot and I expect my gift.

Via: someecards

4. Waking up is hard to do

Just five more minutes. Then hours.

Via: someecards

3. Moewji board

“I think it’s working but none of us can read.”

Via: someecards

2. Water of life

Next best thing to just sticking your head under the sink.

Via: someecards

1. Killer facts

I’m about to make everybody at this party reeeeaaaal uncomfortable.

Via: someecards

With the power of these memes inside you, you are ready to begin your journey to become the greatest memelord the world has yet known.

Where else do you get good memes?

Share your secrets in the comments.

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Memes that Define Our Beautiful, Weird American Education

Are you a victim…I mean…product of the American education system?

I’m so sorry. I sympathize.

I literally didn’t even know biological evolution was a real thing until college. We’re not exactly killing it when it comes to education and properly preparing kids for life. But what we ARE killing it in is making funny memes about our frustration with what we’ve learned and how we’ve learned it. And maybe, just maybe, that was the real lesson all along. (What?)

Anyway, I never learned how to write a proper introduction paragraph so here is memes now:

10. High expectations

Why can’t you be more like your imaginary brother?

9. Pop culture knowledge

All that education and this is what could have earned the guy some actual money.

8. It’s electric

All lessons should be taught in this form.

7. Doesn’t measure up

“It’s not a good way, but it’s our way.” – America

6. Business etiquette

Learn the rules for personal and professional success from this one movie.

5. Ding dong dorm

To be fair, there wasn’t much money left after spending $4,000 on 3 textbooks.

4. State of play

This meme literally just reminded me that Delaware exists.

3. The universal answer

It’s the powerhouse of education itself.

2. Big problems

“Kyle has 23 pineapples. Showing your work, solve for why.”

1. Crunching numbers

Remember, water freezes at Christmas degrees fire hydrant.

We may not have learned much in school, but at least we know how to meme.

What’s your biggest gripe about how you got learned?

Tell us in the comments.

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Hilarious Times When People Forgot Common Words and Just Made Something Up

Talking can be hard and stuff…

And even if you think you have a great grasp on your native tongue, every once in a while you really have a hiccup and can’t remember a correct word or phrase.

It happens to the best of us! You think Bill Shakespeare never made any mistakes? Trust me, even that guy totally blew it once in a while. There’s even a lost version of Hamlet where he really biffed a lot of the language (that’s a lie, by the way).

Enjoy these posts from people who just couldn’t seem to find the right word…we think you’ll have some good laughs.

1. You did your best…

Don’t beat yourself up about it!

2. Do you know how to ride an animal car?

I sure don’t.

3. Restart the dispenser.

Has a nice ring to it.

4. I love this!

And I will use it from now on!

5. Isn’t that cute?

The hat for the pot.

6. Pretty accurate, actually.

And it’s a cool visual!

7. OH MY GOD.

That’s amazing.

8. Foot fingers.

Gotta be careful with those.

9. Unsleep me.

Or whatever it’s called…

Photo Credit: someecards

10. The liquid zoo.

It’s a lot of fun!

Photo Credit: someecards

11. That’s one way to put it.

Makes sense, I guess.

Photo Credit: someecards

12. Make that salad VERY WET.

Oh, right…soup…

Has anything like this ever happened to you?

Talk to us in the comments and tell us about what words or phrases you forgot!

We promise we won’t make fun of you…too much…

Please and thank you!

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Weird Ways That Your Day Could Be Worse

It’s a cliche we’ve all seen a million times. The characters find themselves in some awful spot and one of them moans “How could this get any worse?” or “At least things can’t get any worse.” Then BOOM, it starts pouring rain, or a siren goes off, or shots start firing through the air.

The lesson this trope has taught us is that no matter how bad things are, we should never assume they can’t drop yet another level.

Check out these ten examples of how a normal-to-bad day can suddenly get worse in the most unexpected of ways.

10. All natural

The machines have already begun to mock us. Their takeover is imminent.

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9. Hush puppy

From puzzled to muzzled in a single snap.

aww snap from Wellthatsucks

8. Wash it out

Plumbers be like “Well there’s your problem right there.”

So, how’s your day going? from Wellthatsucks

7. Testing my patience

Well, at least you learned how to drive yourself up a wall.

Waited 5 hours in line for my drivers test, got to the front only to tell me that they’ve reached the maximum amount of tests for the day. 16. from Wellthatsucks

6. See food

Oh come on, that’s just cruel.

Kid thought he was getting a new pet from Wellthatsucks

5. Bespectacled spectacle

It’s just a prank, bro.

So… My brother made a "pRanK" and did this…we dont have a key. from Wellthatsucks

4. Wide open spaces

I guess at least you don’t have to worry about social distancing.

My college labs have been canceled until further notice… and I was not included on the mass text. No wonder there’s no one here from Wellthatsucks

3. For the record

Getting a vinyl delivered by postal service to some kind of farm. What year do you live in?

A vinyl record. Thanks USPS! from Wellthatsucks

2. Why so salty?

She’s either having a very bad day or a very good one.

Does she know? It’s funny AF from Wellthatsucks

1. Like tears in rain

I’ll have what he’s having?

Great hangover from Wellthatsucks

So before you go asking “How could things get worse?” use your imagination a bit. Odds are, there are lots of ways. Lots. And you probably don’t want to invite them.

What’s been your big fail moment recently?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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People Who Just Don’t Know What Is and Isn’t Cake Anymore

There’s no reasonable way to enter into this topic, so I’ll just say it: Twitter is being overrun by cakes in disguise and nobody is OK.

Why did this happen? How? That’s for future historians to unravel.

All we can do right now is sit back and marvel at all the cakery fakery overtaking our bakeries. The skill is takes to create such horrifyingly detailed edible facsimiles is far beyond my mortal comprehension, but it sure is fun to watch, and there are no shortage of jokes.

Beware ye who scroll past here, you’re about to question everything.

10. Taking the cake

Witness the absolute peak of man’s hubris.

9. Serrated blade runner

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Shoes made of sweets. I watched toilet paper split to reveal its sumptuous core. All those moments will be lost in time, like cake in rain.”

8. Sweet release

Soon we will all be cake.

7. Dog-gone

If I cannot have the chocolate, I must become the chocolate.

6. Cover versions

It’s all cake all the time.

5. Absolutely vicious

This is the series that just keeps on giving.

4. Beware the ides of starch

These are the signs that precede the fall of an empire.

3. Out of touch

A rallying cry for our moment in history.

2. Self-defense

Will the witness for the prosecution please cake the stand.

1. Soft reboots

This is the kind of retconning that I can get behind.

It’s been a confusing year, but at least this is the kind of confusion that’s delightful and funny and not just straight up horrifying. We need more of that.

What do YOU suspect may actually be cake?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Who’ve Had Very Bad Luck This Summer

How’s your summer been thus far? Not great?

Because the whole year has been a series of disasters. Cool, cool, yeah, that sounds about right. But believe it or not, things could probably be even worse.

Need proof? Look no further than this gallery of suck posted by Reddit users who are most definitely NOT having a great season. They range from the funny to the heartbreaking to the “How does that even happen?” and they serve as a strange reminder to count our blessings.

Here are ten people who definitely need to give their summer a do-over.

10. Very special delivery

How in the hell do you “accidently” throw something on a roof?

Worst. Delivery. Ever. (OC) from Wellthatsucks

9. Oldies but moldies

“Oh boy, can’t wait to get back to work with all my very valuable – aw, f***.”

Leather Shop Opens After 53 Days Of Quarantine Only To Find All Of Their Products Had Molded from Wellthatsucks

8. Singin’ in the rain

Have you checked for corporate espionage? ‘Cause I think you’ve got some leaks.

Heavy downpour. This is my office right now. from Wellthatsucks

7. Baby you’re a firework

It went from McMansion to ghost story real quick.

Neighbors house got hit by fireworks last night from Wellthatsucks

6. The final countdown

You definitely need to burn that board.

I was having fun with this letter board to countdown to my wife’s last day of school. Also turned out to be the last day before she left me. from Wellthatsucks

5. Split level

I’m no expert but I don’t think that’s how that’s supposed to work.

This looks expensive from Wellthatsucks

4. Dancing on the head of a pin

Just sell the house, that’ll become somebody else’s problem.

Dropped this after buying today. Put it all back in, stood on a pin, dropped it again. from Wellthatsucks

3. Pocket sock-it

Your big toe will be well-protected from all disease.

Drove 45 mins to the store thinking I had my mask in my pocket. It was a baby sock. from Wellthatsucks

2. Jacked up

I don’t even know what model of car that is but I’m guessing I’m too poor to pronounce it.

When your expensive car gets ruined from Wellthatsucks

1. Deep fried

I can smell this picture.

Really wanted pizza, fell asleep from Wellthatsucks

Definitely not a summer to remember for these people. Or at least, not one to remember fondly. Here’s hoping some nice things came along to provide them a little much needed balance!

What’s the biggest “that sucks” moment of your summer so far?

Tell us in the comments.

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10 Memes For the Hot Messes Out There

We hope you’re having a good weekend. Or wait…is it the weekend? Or is it Wednesday? Or…February? I don’t know, I’ve honestly had a hell of a day, and it feels like just another one in a long series. But I’m doing my best – I’m hanging in there! And so are you!

And if we’re both kind of a hot mess, who cares? Most of the world is. That’s why we’ve got all these memes about it.

Here are ten memes to help you celebrate the hot mess that you are.

10. Great lengths

We’re all doing what we’ve gotta do.

9. Relationship goals

Call me crazy but I think I might be getting mixed signals here.

8. Rev me up

It’s all theatre of the imagination, baby.

7. Text dilemmas

So much is lost when you can’t see the weird look on my face.

6. Snack attack

I am an endless innovator of munchie turduckens.

5. Blacked out

She seems so nice at first…then it begins…

4. Promises, promises

Ok, a couple of bottles can’t hurt.

3. Big night

Kinda looks like paradise to me.

2. Bang for your buck

Time is the enemy. Time and bladders.

1. Mixed drinks

It’s a feeling I like to call “productively turnt.”

Now that we’ve all admitted that we’re just winging it here, I propose a toast. To us. May we always remember…what we were about to toast.

How are you hanging in there lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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Random Memes From the Wonderful World of Meme Land

Are you ready?!?!

Behold – the power of memes.

Just a little bit of text and some random pictures can transform your entire mindset for a brief moment.

They can transport you to a different world – the world of memes, where life is dank, and troubles are laughed at, because everything is laughed at, because memes.

Come travel with me into this mystical land with these ten landmarks of the Random Meme Kingdom (memedom?).

10. Little stinker

Cat’s got your everything.

9. Eight rules, nine lives

I am Jack’s hissing furry rage.

8. Wubba-lubba Dub Dub

The new season is getting out of control.

7. Can’t take the heat

We’d like to have a word with the proprietor of this establishment, please.

6. Spooky skip-ahead

Lol like we’re even gonna have Halloween this year.

5. Now hear this

Tina’s got the sass to fill a room.

4. It is your birthday

This is a cake. We offer celebration.

3. Super sweet

I’m not even gonna comment on this one. You can’t make me.

2. Fall into it

Call me when the sun goes away and the leaves do their pretty death thing.

1. Nothing but the tooth

Kid’s gonna grow up to be the most cut-throat lawyer in the tri-state area.

What a wonderful journey we’ve been on together. Come back again sometime soon, we have more treasures from the land of meme to share!

What’s your favorite place to find new memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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“These Are All Cakes” Are Weirding People Out and We Don’t Disagree

By now we’ve all seen the spooky deep fakes. You know what I mean?

Faces replaced with other faces; eerie video transformations that are becoming more and more commonplace.

But there is perhaps an even more pressing issue at hand. Beyond simply knowing who really appears in what video, how can any of us be sure what is and isn’t cake?

See, there’s been a rash of videos on twitter of what appear to be everyday objects which are then sliced through to reveal that they are made entirely of cake. Suffice it to say, nobody trusts anyone or anything anymore.

12. Original deep cake

Look at this parade of fakery and tell me you’ll ever believe your eyes again.

11. Take a bite

Sweets for the sweet.

10. Let them eat cake

My god, this goes back further than we could have ever anticipated.

9. Foamy philosophies

Bring back the pyres, there’s witches to burn.

8. One in a million

Got yourself a winning dating profile there.

7. The cutting truth

We must all face the facts someday.

6. Desperate times

Cake is in the eye of the beholder.

5. Adorable murder

This is fine.

4. The cakening

Join us! Join us! Join us!

3. High art

Can you appreciate it?

2. So much winning

This has officially gone too far.

1. Wipe away your fears

Big if true.

We must arm ourselves now with the tools we need to tell cake from thing as best we can. Our future is at stake. Or should I say…at cake?

What do you suspect may actually be cake?

Prove you’re not a cake by telling us in the comments.

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