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Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Really Need Some Alone Time

Parents, are you craving a little quiet time right about now?

It’s especially tough to do right now because of this lockdown that has everyone crammed into close quarters with their families for months on end.

Two words sum up the whole experience: NOT COOL.

We all need alone time and parents especially need some alone time once in a while. But, as you know, it can be tough for them to get any kind of silence.

Parents, these tweets are for you.

1. Take over that fort!

Teach them a lesson.

2. Hey, that’s pretty good!

Pay attention to this mom’s advice.

3. The only quiet place.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

4. No more sunshine, please!

I can’t take this much longer!

5. Just do what you need to do.

And try to keep them occupied!

6. You’re not alone…

The baby in your stomach knows…

7. You’re preaching to the choir.

And, by the way, it’s not gonna happen.

8. Silence is golden.

And that’s the best reward anyone can ask for.

9. A vicious cycle.

But, what are you gonna do?

10. Words to live by.

You deserve it!

11. Here comes a meltdown.

I’m warning you!

12. That’s not a bad idea.

Give it a shot. See if it works.

13. A brilliant maneuver.

Why didn’t I think of that…

Okay, now we want to hear from all the moms and dads out there.

Are you going nuts right about now with absolutely no peace and quiet? How are you getting your alone time? Are you getting ANY alone time?

Talk to us in the comments.

Please and thank you!

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These Funny Tweets All Have More Than 100,000 Likes

These last several months have been awfully tough for everyone, but I will say that online humor sure seems to be thriving.

I’m not saying that is a good trade-off by any stretch of the imagination, I’m just making an observation.

And we have some great examples just for you!

These tweets have all garnered more than 100,000 likes in the past few months because they’re all totally hilarious!

Are you ready to dive in?

Let’s do it!

1. Thankful for this!

I was worried…

2. You’re freaking people out!

But…it is kinda funny…

3. Oh, boy…that’s not good.

What’s your screen time looking like?

4. Hahahaha. This is good.

Which character are you?

5. I’m always feeling this, too.

Time to start a new project.

6. WHO let the dogs out!

This might be the tweet of the century.

7. You have to stay entertained somehow.

Not a bad way to spend the time.

8. That is beautiful!

Isn’t nature majestic???

9. This is good.

If nothing else, people are being pretty creative right now.

10. All of these will work.

Which one will you choose for today?

11. Let’s not lie about it…

IT’S NOT GOING WELL!

12. Let’s play a game.

You know the delivery guys will be coming by A LOT.

13. This is brilliant!

You have to keep folks entertained.

Those are great!

Okay, now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share the funniest thing you’ve seen on social media lately.

It could be a meme, a tweet, a joke, or a photo.

Thanks in advance!

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Tweets That Will Bring a Ray of Sunshine Into Your Life

Twitter is a great place for people to get out their thoughts and feelings in a brief manner and the best part is that we all get to enjoy it!

I’m talking about reading and laughing the random thoughts and observations of complete strangers. It’s a great way to keep yourself occupied if you have some time to kill.

But, instead of endlessly scrolling through Twitter, we’ve picked out some great tweets that all had more than 100,000 likes because they are pretty damn funny.

We want to bring some sunshine into your life.

And these tweets definitely all hit the mark.

1. It’s just easier, right?

And it’ll be this way for a while…

2. Think about that one.

Those poor children…

3. I needed this today!

More of this, please!

4. Nothing going on upstairs.

Hey, at least he’s honest.

5. Let this sink in…

People are really getting deep while stuck inside.

6. Maybe you don’t understand…

Or else you’d give them a break!

7. It’s a lot of fun, isn’t it?

I wonder what the hell this person is actually like…

8. We all do…we all do…

There’s no shame in saying it out loud.

9. It’s about time!

I wonder what this fella is reading…

10. That means it’s gonna be a while.

Just think of how many pigeons are out there.

11. Things are getting WEIRD.

Are we finally in the Upside Down?

12. Just do what you have to do for now.

Get through it any way you can.

13. Hey! Me, too!

We have a lot in common!

14. So beautiful…

I’m glad the river is back to its natural state.

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, share some funny things that you’ve seen on social media lately.

We want tweets, memes, jokes, photos, all of it!

Please and thank you!

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Funny Tweets From Parents That We Think You’ll Enjoy

Parents…we feel your pain right now.

Everyone has been crammed together for so long that we’re all going a little crazy. And the kids…oh, those kids.

Aren’t they just delightful when they’re not allowed to do anything with their friends?

We all know that the statement above is meant to be sarcastic, right?

Parents, read through these funny tweets and at the very least, you’ll realize that you are not alone in your madness right now.

1. That’ll show him!

You gotta mess with them a little bit. Trust me.

2. That is a brilliant strategy.

Now is the time to turn it around.

3. Just let him be.

Being a superhero takes a lot of work.

4. Dammit! Knew that was gonna happen.

Are we missing anything else?

5. I think about 85% of people on the road are doing this.

Are you one of them? Don’t lie!

6. Planting people all day.

Kind of cool name, though…

7. Why the hell not?

What do you have to lose?

8. It can always get worse.

MUCH WORSE.

9. Same here…

Do you think she’ll listen to you?

10. They are remarkable.

And you never know what’s next!

11. This is great!

Giving the mascot the third degree.

12. Pass the Farmer John, please.

Just go with it and don’t tell her until she’s a teenager.

13. You’ll learn this lesson. 

One way or another…

Are those accurate, or what?

I think we all know the answer to that…

Moms and dads: now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us how parenting during the lockdown is working for you.

We want to hear it all!

The good, the bad, and the very, very ugly!

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Hilarious Tweets for Your Viewing Pleasure

We want to help you out during these trying times and the best way we know how to…with funny tweets!

Yeah, that’s right!

We could all use a little break from reality and we think these gems from very funny people on Twitter will hit the funny bone in exactly the right spot.

Let’s dive in and get our laugh on!

1. I think it’s safe to say you’re getting a divorce.

But it was totally worth it!

2. That was a close call.

Good thing Vader is a quick thinker, huh?

3. It’s like a drug deal.

A delicious, delicious drug deal…

4. Hahahahah. Wow.

It’s like a scene straight out of The Sopranos.

5. I’m on board with this.

Enough with the $15 sandwiches!

6. Ohhh, this is gonna be good!

I hope my RSVP didn’t get lost in the mail.

7. I think the artist nailed it!

Don’t you? I think you do, too…

8. We are now in another dimension.

Welcome to the future, friends.

9. It really doesn’t take that long.

Especially if you’re a total weirdo!

10. Hooray for Guy Fieri!

Welcome to Flavortown, baby!

11. That’s always very comforting.

But, where’s Luigi?

12. Now, go ahead and apologize to the parasite.

How rude of you not to clean up!

13. I honestly had no idea…

Well, how are you gonna break the news to your friends and family?

Those sure hit the spot…the funny spot!

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share something funny that you’ve seen on

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Tweets That Will Make Sense If You’re an Introvert

I think I straddle the introvert line pretty well in my life. I have a lot of good friends and I enjoy being social sometimes, but I really, really love my alone time.

Being alone refuels my energy and is the only time I truly feel relaxed.

And I know there are a ton of other folks out there who are just like me!

Or maybe you like to go even further and spend almost ALL of your time by yourself.

Either way, being an introvert is a lifestyle and these tweets capture the spirit of it.

Let’s take a look at these tweets!

1. In most cases, you mean…

Let’s just be honest about it.

2. Amen to this.

This perfectly captures the essence of my being.

3. Feel like I’ve been on stage all day.

And I need a break!

4. That’s a good sign!

Yes, things really are that bad.

5. These symbols define me.

Let’s just type it out, okay?

6. This is very true.

You’re now part of the group! Whether you like it or not…

7. It took you a while…

But here you are!

8. Congratulations! You did it!

I’d like to thank myself…

9. The more they stay the same…

No change here, really.

10. I can’t seem to find the strength.

But I will do my best…

11. Please don’t look at me.

Animals, on the other hand…

12. Treat yourself!

I earned this!

13. That’ll do!

That might actually be enough interaction for the entire week.

Are you an introvert?

If so, did these tweets speak to you?

Talk to us in the comments and tell us how you feel about living that introvert life.

We can’t wait to hear from you! Thanks!

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Funny Tweets That We Think Are a Real Hoot

Let’s get random and let’s get FUNNY! I mean, REALLY FUNNY!

We’re talking about funny tweets, by the way, and this installment is just as good as all the other funny sets of tweets we like to share with you.

We’re here to make you laugh and we take our mission very seriously. And we think these random tweets are a real hoot.

So what do you say? Are you ready to jump in?

Let’s do it! Enjoy!

1. Oh, that’s big news!

Now you can strut around town like you own the place.

2. Let’s just say it was a long day.

You’ll figure it out next time!

3. That doesn’t sound good…

Sorry to hear that…

4. Constantly. All day long.

Isn’t this fun?

5. I’d like to know this, too.

I have one friend. My mom…

6. Amen to this one!

I threw mine in the trash two months ago.

7. There’s no in between.

Sorry, but that’s just the way it is.

8. Gosh, I really miss that thing.

Remember when we DIDN’T get work done together?

9. As a man, I feel your pain…

That can’t be easy…

10. A good way to pass the time.

You have to be creative right now.

11. Didn’t need to hear that.

You’re a WHAT?!?!

12. Keep that thing handy at all times.

Just in case…

13. I’m 25-years-old, I swear.

But I can’t take off this mask, sorry.

No doubt about it, those are some HILARIOUS tweets.

And we hope they gave you some good laughs!

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, share something that you think will make everyone laugh.

A joke, a meme, a tweet, anything will do!

Please and thank you!

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Need a Boost? These Hilarious Tweets Should Do the Trick!

Are you in the need of a pick-me-up? Been having a rough time lately with all the madness going on in the world?

I know I am. I’ve been down in the dumps and some laughter definitely needs to be on the agenda to lift my spirits.

And I think I have just the thing for all of us…hilarious tweets!

Are you ready to laugh your ass off and get that much-needed boost?

Let’s do it together!

1. Ohhhh, that’s what you mean…

I got it now. And, that was pretty rude.

2. She learned very quickly.

The question is…is she still with you?

3. You’re clearly losing it.

And you might need some help.

4. Holy shit! I never knew!

I know what I’m doing starting TODAY.

5. This person speaks the TRUTH.

Why the two different huts?

6. That took a lot of work.

But it was totally worth it…right?

7. I definitely needed to see this today!

And I thank you for it!

8. Mom, if you’re invited to a Sex Party, please don’t go.

A gender reveal party is just fine, though.

9. Fell asleep like a boss.

It’s hard being a superhero.

10. This is some good work, right here.

And we salute you! Whoever you are…

11. Awwwww. Welcome to the family.

It’s a joy to watch them grow, isn’t it?

12. You guys cool with Slayer?

You better be, because I’m riding shotgun.

How about you?

Have you seen anything on social media lately that you found particularly hilarious?

A meme? Tweet? Photo? Facebook post?

Share them with us in the comments!

Please and thank you!

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Funny Tweets You Should Read If You Need to Have Some Laughs

If you feel like it may be hard to smile these days, you’re not alone, friend.

The world is currently one HUGE dumpster fire, but here’s the good news: you can always just tune that stuff out once in a while and focus on the good stuff.

And by that, I mean hilarious stuff on social media that will give you some much-needed chuckles.

So what do you say? Are you ready to look at some wonderful, funny tweets?

Let’s go!

1. I think I’m at about 6…

I have some catching up to do!

2. A slow burn, for sure.

Your dad sounds like he might have some anger issues…

3. Now that is weird.

I had no idea! Did you?

4. Dammit! So close!

Better luck next time?

5. I think they’ll take a chance on you…

I just have a gut feeling about it…

6. Thank goodness for that.

I enjoyed watching you play during your career, Mr. Bud!

7. It’s never an easy process.

Or a pretty picture…

8. Come on in…

And I apologize about my body being so disgusting…

9. That is horrifying.

Who was this imposter?????

10. You guys like this music?

If not, I can put something else on…

11. I like this idea!

We might need to do this for a while.

12. Smart kid, right there.

He’s got it all figured out.

13. Mind your own business!

What you’re seeing is a beautiful bond.

14. Watch until the end.

This kid is stylin’.

Those funny tweets definitely lifted my spirits!

How about you?

Have you seen anything really funny lately?

If so, please share it with us in the comments.

We’re talking memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc.

Thanks in advance!

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Tweets We Think Are Just Super Funny

Sometimes there are great reasons to put together a list of tweets, and sometimes we just think you probably need a laugh!

These 14 tweets are all ready to deliver those in spades – so take a look and tell us how we did!

14. Except no one ever lets you off.

And from what I can tell, there’s no way to make them.

13. Maybe they just had an intuition.

I guess our problems look pretty small from up there.

12. I’ve yet to see a more accurate description.

Where is Simba? Quit screwing around in paradise and show up, man!

11. This is cracking me up.

This scene needs to go in a book/movie!

10. It’s a niche audience…you hope.

But what about if you watch your own? Asking for a friend.

9. I have no idea why this is so funny but there you go.

Someone even illustrated it.

8. It is no coincidence, I think.

I’m sure Carlisle is lurking in hospital wards looking for the prettiest saddest person to turn into a vampire for all eternity.

7. That’s seriously harder than anything else he did.

But who would WANT 12 people around all the time?

6. Oh my gosh you mean I’m not the only one who thought this?

Tell me there are more of us out there!

5. This will actually never get old.

You can’t change my mind.

4. Which is funny because no one can pronounce that, either.

But honestly you can say it any way you want.

3. I hear people in their 40s went to high school back then.

But seriously not one actor in that film looks 16.

2. Awww, what a sweet kid.

I always felt bad watching how much my parents spent at the store, too.

1. Bahahaha not the guest you were expecting!

Ellen always knows just what to get people.

I’m definitely still giggling over a few of these, how about you?

Tell us which hit the target the strongest for you!

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