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These Tweets Might Make You Never Want to Have Kids

If you’re thinking about having children…these tweets might just change your mind…

Sure, they are tons of fun and everyone says you don’t know what you’re missing until you have children, but still…they’re not for everyone…

Let’s see what these folks had to say…you might just be discouraged.

1. It was an accident.

2. You have a monster on your hands…

3. Now apologize to ME.

4. Stuff like this…

5. Who’s in charge here?

6. Got a bruiser on your hands.

7. I see why.

8. I’m gonna be sick.

9. Not an easy task.

10. How cute!

11. Without warning.

12. You ungrateful little…

13. All fixed now…

14. This clinched it for her.

15. That’s a bummer.

Well, I’m convinced! You don’t need to tell me anything else!

What about you? Do you have kids? Are you totally against having kids? Still on the fence?

Tell us all about it in the comments!

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11 ‘Guy Who Invented’ Tweets That’ll Probably Make you Chuckle

These are pretty darn funny, if I do say so myself.

Haven’t seen them yet?

You’ll get the idea as soon as you dive into this list of tweets.

Let’s go!

1. Maybe he’s right…

2. That’s how it started, folks!

3. Fun Dip origin story.

4. Waaaaay too many.

5. This must be a joke.

6. Your wish is granted.

7. Let’s give it a shot.

8. He got burned.

9. Don’t worry about that.

10. Making it much more difficult.

11. Thanks a lot, a**hole.

Those make me laugh, what can I say?

Are you a fan of these “Guy Who Invented” tweets?

If so, share some of your favorites with us in the comments!

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15 Tweets We Think Might Make You Happy

There’s a ton of content on Twitter, and actually, there’s so much GOOD and funny content on Twitter, that it can be hard to keep up with it all.

In general, that’s fine – you follow the people you want to hear from and keep up with them, and everyone is happy!

There’s always a chance that you’re missing some truly biting, witty, hilarious commentary, though, and that’s where we come in – with 15 tweets like these!

15. This is amazing as long as you know your audience.

14. I might need more than a minute.

13. You could write an entire novel based on this mini-scene.

12. They make the gum world go ’round.

11. This meme is just so versatile.

10. Yeah, I’d watch this.

9. IDK it actually just looks like you were trying the correct pronunciation?

8. These titles really should be taken more seriously.

7. The best of both worlds?

6. This made me choke on my coffee.

5. This is so pure and adorable.

4. It’s important to keep people guessing.

3. Just ask my gasping laptop.

2. Just say the safe word!

1. At least a thousand words.

I’m going to follow some of these accounts now, for sure!

How do you find new accounts to follow on Twitter? Share your process with us in the comments!

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Funny and Accurate Tweets About Men at Gas Stations

Are almost all guys at gas stations total sleazebags? I’ve never noticed this phenomenon before, but I’m also a male. But judging by these tweets from women out there, guys are…pretty icky at the local QuikTrip.

Let’s take a look and see what the heck’s going on here.

1. What is that?!?!

2. Let’s cut the sh*t.

3. I think I love you.

4. No control.

5. Better be on top of it.

6. That’s a sign.

7. Like wild animals.

8. Classy guy.

9. That’s a strange compliment.

10. And here’s one success story.

Wow. From now on, I’ll keep my eyes open when it comes to what’s going on at the gas station.

Ladies, have you had to deal with aggressive or just downright creepy guys like this?

Tell us about your experiences in the comments, please!

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Here Are Some Funny, Random Tweets Just for You!

Bring on the randomness! Bring on the funniness! Bring on the TWEETS!

You know what I’m talkin’ about!

So let’s get down to business RIGHT NOW!

1. Oh, that’s a relief.

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2. Could be anything.

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3. You did your best.

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4. I’m a good boy!

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5. Oh my…

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6. I think that’s a “Yes”.

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7. Big bad babies.

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8. Yes, I am.

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9. This is incredible.

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10. I believe in you.

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11. Way to go!

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12. I love this.

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13. The most dangerous game.

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14. What are the chances?

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15. No kidding?

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Were those funny (and random) or what?

You bet they were!

Have you seen any hilarious tweets lately that you’re just dying to share with the world? Let’s see ’em in the comments!

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Enjoy These Funny and Interesting Tweets About Technology

Technology is wonderful and makes our lives much easier, but sometimes it can also get a little…weird.

In fact, it might even make you say to yourself, “Do we really need this?” And sometimes the answer is just a flat-out, “Nope.”

Let’s take a look at some tweets about technological advancements that might just leave you scratching your head…

1. Interesting…

2. Time for an update.

3. You need this information.

4. Imposter!

5. Weirdddddd…

6. You’re wasting my time, fridge!

7. No thanks.

8. “We’re updating your shoes.”

9. That is very odd.

10. I wouldn’t be opposed to having one of these.

11. That’s basically what it is.

12. Way too much work for water.

13. Hmmmm….

14. I’m trying to make dinner here!

Do you have any new products that make are supposed to be convenient but are kind of doing the opposite?

If so, tell us about them with us in the comments!

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Funny Tweets About Being in Your Early 20s

The early 20s period of life is  full of trials and tribulations and figuring out what your next steps will be.

It can be confusing, amusing, and even a little ridiculous.

If you’ve been there, these tweets will probably look pretty familiar.

1. Can’t wait for Installment 24!

2. Ain’t life grand?

3. You might want to wait a while.

4. Way to go!

5. Can I see your ID?

6. Let’s meld it all together.

7. You’re the f*cking child.

8. Still failing!

9. Wherever you go, there you are.

10. Opposite ends of the spectrum.

Do you remember your early 20s? Hell, maybe you’re still in your early 20s.

Tell us about this interesting time in your life in the comments. We’d love to hear from you!

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These Funny Tweets Went Viral for Good Reason

These tweets all went viral recently for one very good reason: they’re funny. REALLY funny.

So let’s take a look at some of the best of the best, shall we?

Okay, let’s do it!

1. I’m really doing it!

2. Oh…him again…

3. This is gonna be good.

4. It’s like a house/plane/car hybrid.

5. Exactly what I wanted.

6. Can we just enjoy Christmas for two minutes?

7. You can’t win…

8. Here come the waterworks.

9. How could you?!?!

10. That sums it up.

11. She was not “woke” enough.

12. Why is that?

13. No remorse.

14. If one isn’t working, try the other.

15. What the hell am I doing with my life?

Have you seen some absolutely hilarious tweets lately that left you laughing?

Well, don’t be selfish! Share them with us in the comments!

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16 of the Funniest Tweets of 2019

2019 was a banner year for tweets that brought the funny. Lots of laughs, lots of funny observations, tons of hilariousness! Which is always a good thing!

So, without further ado, here are 16 of the most hilarious tweets from last year.

Let’s get to the good stuff!

1. Let’s try to remember last night.

2. Hahahahaha. So good.

3. Dance off!

4. Don’t do it!

5. He did what you asked.

6. That sure is unusual.

7. You can pick it up tomorrow.

8. I agree with this 100%.

9. Funny how that works…

10. A little too much information…

11. As good a time as any.

12. I hope you took that to heart…

13. A million-dollar idea.

14. Not sure if I needed to see that.

15. Uh oh…

16. Absolutely correct.

What was your absolute favorite tweet of 2019?

Do us a favor and share it in the comments! Sharing is caring!

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13 Hilarious Tweets From 2019

Last year was kind of terrible for humanity and the world, but, hey, we got some great tweets out of the deal, didn’t we?!?!

You bet we did!

Here are 13 tweets from 2019 that we think were totally hilarious and on-point.

Enjoy!

1. A little pep talk.

2. That’s kind of gross.

3. Never a good idea.

4. You think so?

5. This could get ugly.

6. A tragic situation.

7. Seriously…

8. DON’T DO IT!

9. Totally off.

10. I’m not manic, I promise.

11. It’s never happened. Ever.

12. Keep that on the down-low.

13. Bad, bad baby.

We know we can’t squeeze ALL the great tweets from last year into one article, so we need your help.

Share some of your favorite tweets in the comments with us!

Let’s see what ya got!

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