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Enjoy Some of the Funniest Parents Around

It takes a lot to be crowned one of the funniest parents on the internet on any given week, because I’ve gotta say, there are a lot of funny parents out there. That’s why I think people kind of pass the title of “funniest” around by the week, don’t you?

If that’s true, these 13 parents are definitely the winners this week, because these tweets made me laugh out loud!

13. We’re not allowed to go to the store.

Seems like the perfect excuse to me.

12. It’s almost like they’ve been planning this the entire time.

The torture never ends, my friends.

11. That only works if you lick them.

Ask any dad anywhere.

10. You can’t have it all.

Or any of it, on some days.

9. Nothing is as mean as that.

Or as scary, either.

8. Tensions are running high everywhere.

You’d better just follow instructions.

7. Because they know you won’t do anything about it.

Go ahead. Prove them wrong.

6. The robots can read our minds.

I think they’ve been talking to Alexa.

5. Think of it as the extra workout you didn’t want.

But that you probably needed.

4. This is a parenting protip if I’ve ever seen one.

Definitely trying this like, right now.

3. I dream of this day.

The one where it doesn’t take me longer to get kids out into the snow than they actually spend in the snow.

2. Someone who was tired of gray.

Surely there are more colors not associated with private parts?

1. Hey, we’re all entertaining ourselves how we can these days.

I bet the kid didn’t think it was funny, which makes it even funnier.

One day maybe I’ll be funny enough to make a list like this (that someone else writes).

What’s your favorite parenting account to follow on Twitter? Share the wealth in the comments!

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Enjoy Some of the Funniest Parents Around

It takes a lot to be crowned one of the funniest parents on the internet on any given week, because I’ve gotta say, there are a lot of funny parents out there. That’s why I think people kind of pass the title of “funniest” around by the week, don’t you?

If that’s true, these 13 parents are definitely the winners this week, because these tweets made me laugh out loud!

13. We’re not allowed to go to the store.

Seems like the perfect excuse to me.

12. It’s almost like they’ve been planning this the entire time.

The torture never ends, my friends.

11. That only works if you lick them.

Ask any dad anywhere.

10. You can’t have it all.

Or any of it, on some days.

9. Nothing is as mean as that.

Or as scary, either.

8. Tensions are running high everywhere.

You’d better just follow instructions.

7. Because they know you won’t do anything about it.

Go ahead. Prove them wrong.

6. The robots can read our minds.

I think they’ve been talking to Alexa.

5. Think of it as the extra workout you didn’t want.

But that you probably needed.

4. This is a parenting protip if I’ve ever seen one.

Definitely trying this like, right now.

3. I dream of this day.

The one where it doesn’t take me longer to get kids out into the snow than they actually spend in the snow.

2. Someone who was tired of gray.

Surely there are more colors not associated with private parts?

1. Hey, we’re all entertaining ourselves how we can these days.

I bet the kid didn’t think it was funny, which makes it even funnier.

One day maybe I’ll be funny enough to make a list like this (that someone else writes).

What’s your favorite parenting account to follow on Twitter? Share the wealth in the comments!

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Ignore Your Kids For a Couple Minutes – These 11 Posts Are Worth The Mess!

Parents are always weighing what we want/need to do with how much destruction our kids can wreak on the house in the same amount of time.

Sometimes it’s worth it, sometimes it’s not, but from one parent to another, I think you won’t regret scrolling through these 11 tweets!

11. I know they say not to meet your heroes…

But what if you made them?

10. It’s not forever.

Someday you’ll have to buy an extra large turkey and three bags of rolls.

9. Yeah, might want to correct that one.

Just because you definitely don’t want to eat that.

8. A girl after my own heart.

Sprinkles go with everything.

7. Never since batteries were invented.

They are incapable of thinking ahead.

6. What a fun game!

Not for Santa, I suppose.

5. He tried to play it really cool.

10 points o Gryffindor.

4. They will learn.

There will come a day when they, too, realize they are too lazy to use a microwave.

3. You’d better not be the one who pushed it.

You will be deafened by the screaming.

2. Heaven help you.

There is no escape.

1. It’s best to just say nothing.

They will learn soon enough.

See what I mean? Good, am I right?

No… they’re genius, I tell you!

Now, go check on those kids – fingers crossed nothing is ruined!

Also, tell us which of these really made you laugh out loud. Do that in the comments.

Thanks, fam!

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Kids Who Are Much Funnier Than They Have the Right to Be

Kids are hilarious, even when they’re not trying to be. Maybe especially when they’re not trying to be, if we’re honest, but most kids are too young to post their hijinks online.

That’s where their parents come in, and these 13 tweets about the funny things kids say are definitely worth the scroll.

13. I mean, who doesn’t?

Stupid society.

12. Sometimes that’s the best way to teach a lesson.

And if it’s also funny, I mean…

11. Think about someone other than yourself, Dad.

Geez Louise.

10. Some days our bs meter is higher than others.

But it’s never infinite.

9. These might be connected.

Also, what does he want?

8. You can always find something nice to say.

And they’re just happy you’re talking to them.

7. Not to mentioned half-finished meals.

No, they’re never going to eat the rest of that later.

6. Eh, enjoy the break.

Tomorrow she’ll be mad at him.

5. “How about a knuckle sandwich?”

-Every Dad Ever

4. That’s downright hilarious.

And not a terrible philosophy when it comes to life.

3. She’s going to be an expert by the time she’s a teenager.

Practice makes perfect.

2. He could have said it.

They don’t care.

1. The truth no one tells you.

You figure it out on your own, after it’s too late.

My kids crack me up all the time but I’m too tired to tweet about it most of the time.

What has your kid said lately that’s tweet-worthy? Share it with us in the comments!

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Parents Who Blessed Us With Their Kids’ Funniest Moments

I know there’s a big discussion in the parenting world about social media and privacy, and how much to share of your child’s life and likeness before they’re officially old enough to consent.

That said, quoting your kid in a post seems pretty harmless, since no names are used and probably you don’t even have that many followers (do you?).

Maybe I’m just trying to justify it because I really don’t want parents like these 10 to stop amusing me with the hijinks that happen behind closed doors – for today, let’s just enjoy!

10. It’s a fun game we like to play.

All those years of playing Carmen Sandiego are about to pay off.

9. Also the answer to “what’s that smell.”

Or it could be the dog, but that’s basically the same thing.

8. And honestly, we’re grateful.

Otherwise, who knows how we would be living?

7. One way or another.

God help them if they eat the fruit before you get around to it.

6. Kids say the sweetest things.

And also things like this.

5. Everyone lies.

It the new “how often do you floss.”

4. Musical instruments are a double-edged sword.

They’re also why noise-canceling headphones exist.

3. We’ve got to get our giggles somehow.

That’s why we had kids!

2. Bless her heart.

She’s gonna have to find someone who can live with that one day.

1. This is very sweet.

And I’m actually glad the drawing isn’t more realistic and detailed.

One of the best things about kids – and the thing that keeps them alive some days – is how they make us laugh.

What’s the last thing your kid said or did that you just had to share? Tell us about it in the comments!

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11 Parenting Tweets That Are the Cream of the Crop

As you all know, cream rises to the top, but with so many hilarious parents giving us their best humor on Twitter every single day, it can still be hard to skim off the very best ones all by yourself.

That’s where we come in – and these 11 tweets are really some of the ones you shouldn’t miss this week.

11. Time for a life lesson.

Make a list of things Mommy doesn’t want to do every day.

10. Subtle but important difference.

If you say so, Dad.

9. It’s almost like he’s…not human.

I’m just saying.

8. Wait until you’re 40.

Things are downhill from here.

7. We know these consequences all too well.

And yet we keep buying Legos.

6. Way too early for any conversation at all, tbh.

Why do they want to talk before coffee?

5. It can go either way.

Depends on what else has been going on that day.

4. Plus all of the song and dance numbers.

That’s got to be a bonus.

3. It’s the best show there is.

According to anyone under the age of 10.

2. You really can’t expect anything else.

Definitely doing it right.

1. It’s not a long list.

And none of it is fresh.

 

Parenting can be a universal experience in some ways, don’t you think? After all… we were all children. Even if we don’t have children ourselves, we understand that dynamic of at least being around parents and seeing their struggles firsthand… because we’re causing them. ?

So that’s our hot take! What’s yours? Which of these have you already shared with a friend?

Tell us below in the comments!

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Parenting Tweets You Won’t Want To Miss

You can find parenting tweets all over the place, all the time, but finding the ones that stand out as the cream of the crop can be a bit tricker.

Allow us to help with that today, with these 14 parenting tweets we think you’d be sorry to miss.

14. Sometimes it can seem like the ONLY thing.

Sad but true.

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13. Or really being held hostage at all, tbh.

But here we are.

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12. No time like the present.

Sink or swim, kid.

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11. Only three hours?

She’s got a ways to go before she can writer her Tolkien-inspired saga.

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10. It’s hard lesson.

And it probably won’t really sink in for some time.

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9. Eh, I’m sure she can use the break.

Enjoy the silence.

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8. It’s important to have those private jokes with your spouse.

And your kids, I guess.

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7. Narrator: The mother did, in fact, believe it.

But she did not run the homework to school.

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6. They give and they take.

It’s going to be a long decade or so of taking, though.

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5. The worst is when you do it yourself on purpose.

The self-loathing is real.

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4. Hard to argue with that logic.

Just have a drink instead.

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3. Like she isn’t the entire point.

Kids are hilarious.

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2. I guess it took awhile to sort that out.

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1. That sounds terrible.

That is one sadistic teacher.

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Did we find you some good ones?

Tell us which one was your favorite in the comments!

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Here Are 16 of the Pithiest Parenting Tweets We Could Find

If you’re looking for some parenting tweets that will make you laugh without making you think too hard – the holy grail, honestly – they can be hard to find.

We think these 16 tweets do the trick, though, so please enjoy what we’ve gathered!

16. At least she’s learning something useful.

Just be thankful and move on.

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15. That is your right.

As a person dealing with an infant during all of this, I don’t balme you.

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14. A smart man.

Who is probably secretly going to make popcorn for the show.

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13. Stick the knife in and twist.

This might be funnier if it WASN’T true.

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12. Especially around a holiday/birthday.

Who do these kids think they are, changing their minds!

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11. Asked and answered.

I don’t know what more you wanted.

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10. I know exactly what she means.

Maybe buy her some thicker socks next time.

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9. There is no way to guess.

Not even actually seeing the fall.

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8. Let’s hope she doesn’t bust it out at preschool.

That would be an awkward conference.

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7. When you stop breathing for a minute.

It’s best to let them keep talking.

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6. She’s a practical girl.

Perhaps you’d better answer her questions before she turns the bear loose on YOU, sir.

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5. It’s really unfair that there’s no followup to this tweet.

Because now we all have questions.

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4. Ah, the sweet sounds of summer.

Or maybe spring.

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3. This honestly isn’t very funny.

Maybe it’s not supposed to be, hmm?

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2. This is also me on every Zoom call ever.

I try not to say it out loud, though.

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1. She’s not wrong.

You’ve got to admire her confidence.

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How did we do?

Let us know in the comments!

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Recent Parenting Tweets That Want to Make You LOL

It can be pretty hard to find reasons to laugh these days, which is exactly why we need to hold onto the things that bring us levity like grim death.

Parenting tweets are still coming, and sure, maybe they’re a bit darker than usual in places – but they’re still exactly what we need right now.

13. Try to keep up.

Also, it just might be a concern for you…

12. They have to learn somehow.

Why not entertain yourself in the process?

 

11. There are certainly days that are more patient than others.

But nah, we don’t have time for bulsh%t.

10. Never miss a teachable moment.

Especially one that will save them friends one day.

9. Sometimes you gotta dig deep.

Positive reinforcement is important, though!

8. If you wonder why you can’t find any kid’s cups…

Yes, I speak from experience.

7. I’d say this means you’re doing something right.

Enjoy the silence.

6. Every. Single. Day.

That’s how you know they actually are listening.

5. So creative.

Who knew there were so many reasons to reject food??

4. She needs to work on her technique.

I fear the teenager she will become.

3. Someday he will learn.

Too late for it to be of any use to you, but…

2. It’s important to set a good example.

Fruit is fruit!

1. They are all of us.

That’s the only way to get through 2020.

Help me, other parents, you’re my only hope!

Which one of these hit you like a ray of sunshine? Or which one made you laugh your butt off?

Tell us in the comments!

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Parenting Tweets That Are Too Funny to Miss

If there’s one thing that’s true about the internet and being a parent, it’s that tweets describing the hilarity of our lives are like lifeblood.

They’re also never in short supply, though it can be hard to weed out the best of the best – but we believe that’s exactly what we have for you here.

17. That’s a gender reveal I could get behind.

The only one, perhaps.

16. Or just being visible around someone she knows.

Speaking as someone who was once a teenager.

15. I mean, she’s got the basic concept.

A+ parenting.

14. There’s nothing in my life that’s not sticky.

Nothing. Not one thing.

13. We all have our strengths.

And our weaknesses.

12. You just want to make sure you heard what you think you heard.

It’s good to take a breath.

11. You put mom in charge and this is what you get.

Sorry not sorry.

10. Warmest regards.

We’re going to be here awhile.

9. Now they’re all you have left.

That’s just how they like it.

8. Those days you forget…

All you can do is laugh at yourself.

7. That took a turn.

You can never tell what’s going on in their minds.

6. I mean it’s kind of a metaphor for what they did to your life.

Payback, baby.

5. We’re all making our own rules, now.

Do what makes you happy.

4. Moms who don’t do this…how?

You must really be committed to fitting into your jeans.

3. I see a career in her future.

Not in animation, though.

2. Yeah, you asked.

That’s what you get.

1. Where to even start?

I honestly have no idea.

These lists are just my absolute favorite!

Which of these are you ready to share with a mom or dad friend? Tell us in the comments!

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