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15 Times Kid Logic Totally Stumped Adults

Kids are many things, but luckily for those of us who love them, one of those things is downright hilarious.

One of the times they’re funniest is when they think they’re being completely and normal and logical but honestly, they’re acting like nuts.

If you’re not sure what I mean, these 15 posts should do the trick.

15. Honestly that seems fun.

And like it would feel funky. Nice.

14. She must not have had a lot of toys.

She did have great hair, though.

13. You need to know how it looks with a kid underneath it.

It will definitely happen again.

12. Everybody needs a little love.

Even the dead, I suppose.

11. Every single time.

They’re basically cats.

10. Yeah, you’re gonna want to check that out.

If you’re brave enough.

9. She’s basically invisible in a nursery.

I’m sure that was her plan all the time.

8. There really is no explaining kids.

You’ve just got to love them.

7. Maybe he just likes small spaces.

It’s safer that way.

6. At least they’re keeping up with current events.

I don’t think that coffin is going to hold.

5. I have no idea what’s happening here.

I’m betting that she doesn’t, either.

4. As long as they’re quiet, you just let it go.

He seems reasonably safe.

3. Honestly you’d expect nothing less.

This is how you know your toddler is operating successfully.

2. You’ve got to know your kid.

You can get away with cheaper presents that way. Sometimes.

1. Little boys, right?

They’re just so charming.

You gotta love kids, don’t you?

Tell us in the comments about a funny story about the time one of your kids pulled a similar stunt!

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Kids Who Are Already Smarter Than Their Parents

It would be a lot easier if we, as moms and dads, could reliably remain smarter than our kids for at least a decade or two, wouldn’t it? In some ways we are, of course, because experience is the very best teacher, but there’s no denying that those little rugrats can get the best of us when we’re not paying enough attention.

And on these days, at least, these 10 kids had their parents’ numbers – and it’s unclear whether or not they won the argument or got grounded for it.

Could go either way, really.

10. I guess that means it’s half hers.

But only if you agree.

9. Her ancestors are speaking.

I am here for this message, too.

8. He claimed every single slice.

That’s how you get pizza for breakfast, my friends.

7. She knows her competitive mother.

But not that mom will always make you another grilled cheese, anyway.

6. There’s nothing to do but clap.

And go do your own thing, because he’s good.

5. I certainly hope not.

That would be one tragic film.

4. This is technically correct.

You’ve gotta give it to her…this time.

3. Like we’re dinosaurs.

I suppose to them we kind of are.

2. The other option is we all go pantsless like the dog.

I’m here for it.

1. Hey, free bowl!

I’ve done this with ramekins but this is next level.

These are just hilarious, and comedy is one of the best side effects of becoming a parent.

What’s the funniest/most surprising thing your kiddo has said lately? Share it with us in the comments!

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These Kids Are Funnier Than All the Adults in the Room

Kids tend to get ignored when it comes to being intentionally funny – sure, they make us laugh, but it’s usually not on purpose. We think adults are better at telling jokes, better at sarcasm, better at being funny, but that’s not always true.

The proof is in these kids, who are at least as funny as the adults in the room – I’d bet my bottom dollar!

It is both clever and funny.

I’m insanely jealous of this deviously hilarious child.

My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I’m biased but I thought it was clever and funny. from funny

You love to see it.

Even if you’re the teachers, I bet you’d be impressed by this.

Kids work together to create eternal recess. from funny

They’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Just what you imagined when you saw their little faces for the first time.

Turned 40 today. My kids greeted me with this tradegy on my front porch…… from funny

Ah, the art of the jump scare.

A timeless classic for ANY season. Ho Ho HO!

My 9yr old left a surprise for my wife. Scaring the shit out of her when she checked the rear view. Kids…. from funny

At least he’s not missing you?

It’s a good thing, really. This can only help kids, right?

Camp requires kids to write a letter home after the first week from funny

It’s abstract art, really.

He belongs in a museum. A fart museum.

This kid was a fart for Halloween. from funny

She sees what she sees.

Don’t question the artist’s eye. She’s unencumbered by things like privacy.

My daughter got a camera for a birthday. One of the first things she did with it was to barge in the bathroom and take a pic of me taking a dump. from funny

These are quite good.

Especially the DeVito. Quality DeVito.

Most kids draw dragons and animals and battles and shit, my little cousin draws Danny Devito and Dr Phil ?‍♀️? from funny

I’m pretty sure she could sell this to Hallmark.

I’d buy it for a dollar. Or two. Or ten.

My daughter roasted me for fathers day. I couldn’t be more proud from funny

See what I mean? These kids are hilariously on point. The whole lot of them!

Can we get all of these tots in a program to ensure that they become comedy writers? Because THAT will make them happy later on in life.

O_O

Do you have a funny kiddo? Share their latest hijinks with us in the comments.

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These Kids Are Funnier Than All the Adults in the Room

Kids tend to get ignored when it comes to being intentionally funny – sure, they make us laugh, but it’s usually not on purpose. We think adults are better at telling jokes, better at sarcasm, better at being funny, but that’s not always true.

The proof is in these kids, who are at least as funny as the adults in the room – I’d bet my bottom dollar!

It is both clever and funny.

I’m insanely jealous of this deviously hilarious child.

My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I’m biased but I thought it was clever and funny. from funny

You love to see it.

Even if you’re the teachers, I bet you’d be impressed by this.

Kids work together to create eternal recess. from funny

They’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Just what you imagined when you saw their little faces for the first time.

Turned 40 today. My kids greeted me with this tradegy on my front porch…… from funny

Ah, the art of the jump scare.

A timeless classic for ANY season. Ho Ho HO!

My 9yr old left a surprise for my wife. Scaring the shit out of her when she checked the rear view. Kids…. from funny

At least he’s not missing you?

It’s a good thing, really. This can only help kids, right?

Camp requires kids to write a letter home after the first week from funny

It’s abstract art, really.

He belongs in a museum. A fart museum.

This kid was a fart for Halloween. from funny

She sees what she sees.

Don’t question the artist’s eye. She’s unencumbered by things like privacy.

My daughter got a camera for a birthday. One of the first things she did with it was to barge in the bathroom and take a pic of me taking a dump. from funny

These are quite good.

Especially the DeVito. Quality DeVito.

Most kids draw dragons and animals and battles and shit, my little cousin draws Danny Devito and Dr Phil ?‍♀️? from funny

I’m pretty sure she could sell this to Hallmark.

I’d buy it for a dollar. Or two. Or ten.

My daughter roasted me for fathers day. I couldn’t be more proud from funny

See what I mean? These kids are hilariously on point. The whole lot of them!

Can we get all of these tots in a program to ensure that they become comedy writers? Because THAT will make them happy later on in life.

O_O

Do you have a funny kiddo? Share their latest hijinks with us in the comments.

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10 Kids Who Are Pretty Darn Funny

We talk a lot about moms and dads who are super duper funny online, but sometimes the kids are funny, too, don’t you think?

And honestly, it doesn’t matter whether or not they mean to be funny. The fact that they can make us laugh, can cajole a smile when we’re in almost any sort of mood, is one of the reasons we keep them around.

Other than the fact that we’re legally obligated, I mean.

10. A+ on being a smarta$s.

F on the paper, I guess.

My son is one "those" kids. from funny

9. I’ll never look at the cover of a People magazine the same again.

And neither will you, I bet.

My son just asked me why this lady is reading Poop magazine. I’m so proud. from funny

8. A legend, truly.

What is a school without at least one.

A kid at my school had been hiding these behind the windows. from funny

7. An excellent likeness.

I miss shopping.

Shopping with kids. from funny

6. She’s making it work for her.

I think this is amazing.

My 7 year old sister loves dinosaurs but my parents got her a dollhouse for Christmas. This is what I came home to tonight… from funny

5. 100% something my kid would do.

It’s peak lazy, but also smart.

This kid on a longboard using a leaf blower to go fast is now my personal hero from funny

4. I do not know how he got away with this.

But I’m impressed.

My kid’s actual High School ID. from funny

3. Did it entertain him for 20 minutes?

Let’s go ahead and call it a win.

My son found some "stickers" in the bathroom from funny

2. Hilarious.

Why is it always the boys?

My son, the only boy in the house, is a comedian. from funny

1. Taking laziness to new bounds.

Honestly, I approve.

Saw this kid chilling at Costco today from funny

 

Kids are too hilarious, y’all. It’s one of their best qualities. At least the best quality that I can think of.

Can you think of anything else that kids are good for? I mean… they make us laugh… AND?

Okay, just the comedy then, yeah?

Tell us in the comments about the most recent time your kid made you laugh until you cried!

Thanks, fam!

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10 Kids Who Are Pretty Darn Funny

We talk a lot about moms and dads who are super duper funny online, but sometimes the kids are funny, too, don’t you think?

And honestly, it doesn’t matter whether or not they mean to be funny. The fact that they can make us laugh, can cajole a smile when we’re in almost any sort of mood, is one of the reasons we keep them around.

Other than the fact that we’re legally obligated, I mean.

10. A+ on being a smarta$s.

F on the paper, I guess.

My son is one "those" kids. from funny

9. I’ll never look at the cover of a People magazine the same again.

And neither will you, I bet.

My son just asked me why this lady is reading Poop magazine. I’m so proud. from funny

8. A legend, truly.

What is a school without at least one.

A kid at my school had been hiding these behind the windows. from funny

7. An excellent likeness.

I miss shopping.

Shopping with kids. from funny

6. She’s making it work for her.

I think this is amazing.

My 7 year old sister loves dinosaurs but my parents got her a dollhouse for Christmas. This is what I came home to tonight… from funny

5. 100% something my kid would do.

It’s peak lazy, but also smart.

This kid on a longboard using a leaf blower to go fast is now my personal hero from funny

4. I do not know how he got away with this.

But I’m impressed.

My kid’s actual High School ID. from funny

3. Did it entertain him for 20 minutes?

Let’s go ahead and call it a win.

My son found some "stickers" in the bathroom from funny

2. Hilarious.

Why is it always the boys?

My son, the only boy in the house, is a comedian. from funny

1. Taking laziness to new bounds.

Honestly, I approve.

Saw this kid chilling at Costco today from funny

 

Kids are too hilarious, y’all. It’s one of their best qualities. At least the best quality that I can think of.

Can you think of anything else that kids are good for? I mean… they make us laugh… AND?

Okay, just the comedy then, yeah?

Tell us in the comments about the most recent time your kid made you laugh until you cried!

Thanks, fam!

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Let’s Meet Some of the Most Clueless Kids Around

Most kids are naturally clueless. They’re like, brand new in the world and so they haven’t had time to learn a whole lot of stuff, and listen – you should never be mad about it.

It’s hilarious, so consider it free entertainment!

If you’re in need of some laughs today, these 14 kids are ready to deliver.

14. Oh, to be in her head that day.

She probably adjusted their college accounts.

One of my earliest memories from KidsAreFuckingStupid

13. That kid makes days everywhere he goes.

I hope I run into him sometime.

12. He’s pretty sure his mom isn’t a murderer.

But he just had to check.

11. It’s called an imagination!

Also, they’re entertaining themselves, so that’s a win.

10. Such a pure heart.

She has some to spare.

9. They could not be cuter.

Following directions or not.

When the photographer says “touch your cheeks together” from KidsAreFuckingStupid

8. This would work on like 99% of kids.

And also on most adults I know.

7. These are the absolute best kinds of grandpas.

May we have them, may we be them.

6. It covers her nose and mouth, so it’s good.

Better than some adults manage.

Mom told her daughter to grab her mask so they can go to the store. This was the mask she grabbed. from aww

5. It does kind of look like a bra.

To someone who has only a vague idea what a bra is.

4. Definitely parent fail.

Bless her heart.

Image Credit: Reddit

3. Wise beyond his years.

Also, he can read!

Image Credit: Bored Panda

2. I mean, he knows smoking is bad.

And math is hard.

He’s cute tho from KidsAreFuckingStupid

1. I feel like this is some kind of metaphor.

One day he’ll get the joke.

My 7yo son was excited to show off his clay pirate boat from funny

Kids, am I right? So funny.

What’s the funniest clueless thing your kid has said this week? Tell us in the comments!

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Kids Who Absolutely Totally Nailed Their School Pictures

When you’re a parent, you want to have adorable photos that will let you remember the glow of your kid’s childhood once they’re older and crabby and stuff.

Unfortunately, the school photographers can only do so much, and kids have their own agenda (if and when they even realize there is one to be had), and honestly, sometimes humor is better than cute, right?

At least, I hope that’s the attitude these 20 parents managed to find when these school pictures found their way home.

20. He took that freedom and ran with it.

Remember that for the next time.

I told my 9 year old I didn’t care what he did in his Spring School photos. This is what he gave us. from pics

19. How can you not frame this?

Answer: you can’t.

My friend’s boyfriend was not happy about his kindergarten picture. His parents still have it framed in their house 20 years later. from funny

18. No reshoots, please.

You cannot improve upon perfection.

The school offered to re-shoot the photo buty parents declined. from blunderyears

17. Girlfriend knew exactly what she was doing.

She’s making the same face now!

Reagan brought home her school pictures today. Should I ground her or high-five her? #2020

Posted by Sarah Hurley on Friday, September 11, 2020

16. They’d better hope he never commits a crime.

Because that picture will end up on the air.

15. To be fair, no one knows how to smile in 1st grade.

I don’t know what to say about the eyes, though.

Apparently I didn’t know how to smile in first grade from blunderyears

14. Bless her heart.

Great taste in music.

My wife’s school picture with her most prized possession at the time. An Evanescence CD. from blunderyears

13. You can’t be mad about these.

It’s impossible.

Posted by Stronajai Miles on Saturday, November 9, 2019

12. He was just doing what he was told.

This is so funny.

I too was instructed not to blink during my elementary school yearbook photo. from funny

11. Definitely not the kid’s fault.

This one is on the school/photog.

10. She is all of us.

She’ll learn how to smile one day. Probably.

9. I mean, she looks fine.

Bless her heart.

10M, and looking like a middle age mom who’s deciding to grace you with a smile, while still judging you just a little from blunderyears

8. To be fair, she still looks super cute.

Maybe she wants to be a model.

My daughters first ever school photo. She was so excited for days, went in and got mugshot instead. from funny

7. That’s certainly a mood.

I hope he gets a laugh out of it one day.

I’m sure everyone needs a good laugh these days so thanks to my latest mom fail…you’re welcome in advance haha ?Mason…

Posted by Brittany Kinley on Tuesday, November 17, 2020

6. Wooooowwww this is a lot to take in.

I don’t know where to look first.

School photos sometimes in the early 2000s. I really thought I was "Da Bomb". I remember going to Limited Too and thinking those velour pants were a must. from blunderyears

5. And now he’s a meme.

That expression is all the kid, though.

4. The Timberlands. The shirt.

Oh my god the Pee Wee Herman.

Me in the 4th grade ready to go on some sort of tropical safari with my best friend. from blunderyears

3. I have a lot of questions.

Mostly about the egg.

2. He captured the very sweet smile.

I have no idea what he’s looking at, though.

1. This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

Truly. In my entire life.

My brother’s Pre-k picture. He didn’t know how to smile. from blunderyears

I can only hope one of my kids comes home with an epic photo like this one day.

Because that would truly be a day that me and my hubby would LOL for days.

Has one of your kids’ school photos ever surprised you? Tell us how in the comments!

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A Little Girl Didn’t Move a Single Muscle During a Dance Recital and People Loved It

Legends are not made, they’re born…is that how the saying goes? Or something kind of like that…?

Whatever the case, I think you’ll agree with me very shortly that a 4-year-old girl named Charlie will now forever be remembered for her hilarious and defiant attitude that came out in full force during a dance recital that was thankfully captured on video.

The little girl’s name is Charlie and, as you’ll see in the videos below, she stood motionless and refused to move a single muscle during the recital while wearing a tutu for six whole minutes while her fellow dancers got down to business.

@chubbybeagle

Went to my niece’s outdoor dance recital and witnessed this legend. #dancrecital #legend

♬ original sound – Caleb

Charlie’s mother, Tiffany Cosby, didn’t realize her daughter become TikTok famous until a co-worker told her about it.

Tiffany asked her daughter why she stood motionless during the recital and Charlie replied, “there were a lot of people.” Well, she’s not wrong about that…

At the end of the recital, Charlie finally did give in and she decided to dance just a little bit when she was moved away from being front and center…I guess she just couldn’t resist.

@chubbybeagle

With permission from this icon’s mother, @cosbyt8 , here is the only movement recorded during her 6 minute performance #dancrecital #legend

♬ original sound – Caleb

 

Tiffany said about Charlie,

“We were actually shocked she did dance in the finale.

I honestly think it was because she was in the back row.

She is really animated and outgoing if it’s in a small group of people she knows.”

This kid is a riot!

Have you seen any other really funny videos lately that you think you need to check out?

If so, please share some links with us in the comments. We’d love to hear from you!

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Kids Like to Ask Funny Questions and Here’s the Proof

If you spend a lot of time around young kids, you quickly realize that their brains work in a totally different way than ours do.

BUT, you also realize that YOU were once the same way back in the day. You asked funny, weird, uncomfortable, and downright strange questions that made adults squirm and scratch their heads.

Hey, all kids do it and now, thanks to social media, we get to read about what weird questions other adults hear on a regular basis from the kiddos around them.

Here are some hilarious examples.

1. That might not taste very good.

But why not give it a shot?!?!

2. Oh boy…let’s have a talk.

OutKast is alive and well.

3. Oh…now it makes sense.

That one took me a minute.

4. She’ll be headed to Harvard on a full scholarship.

 

5. You were being set up!

Good thing you didn’t fall into that trap.

6. No more of that.

He’s banned from picking music for the rest of his life.

7. Well, that takes all the fun out of it.

They depend on you for everything.

8. Almost. But not quite yet.

They sure have it all together!

9. That is depressing.

But a fair question…

10. I can’t handle this right now.

Go watch TV and we’ll talk about it later.

11. You should NOT have asked that question!

And now you are no longer a part of this family.

12. Sort of like littering…

But a little more scandalous.

13. This is just me.

Take it all in…

Now we want to hear from you!

What kind of hilarious and ridiculous things do your kids say to you?

Tell us all about it in the comments. Thanks!

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