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Funny Tweets About the Questions That Kids Like to Ask

Kids sure do say the darndest things, right?

Of course, they do! And you know it!

Their inquisitive little minds never stop working and if you happen to be in their presence, whether you’re their parent or not, you’re going to get an earful of funny, random, and bizarre questions.

Let’s see what these kids had to say…enjoy.

1. Those were the days…

You kids really missed out!

2. One of life’s many mysteries.

And she sounds absolutely adorable.

3. Daddy has no freedom anymore.

And part of the reason is YOU.

4. I’d say she’s on the right track.

Keep dreaming, little one.

5. Now you’re getting scared…

Why do you ask…?

6. Have you not seen the “Shadow People.”

They’re out there…

7. That’s not good!

Time to put him in his place.

8. I don’t know if there’s a good answer for that.

You might need to think about that for a while…

9. Oh…sorry about that.

Well, sorry, I misunderstood. No need to get nasty.

10. Son, let me tell you a story.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

11. Now we’re all getting creeped out.

Care to explain what’s going on here?

12. Oh…another major misunderstanding.

Next time, get it in writing.

13. Always lie. That’s the lesson here.

They’ll learn this stuff later. When they turn 25.

14. Straight to Hell.

That tooth is cursed!

Do your kids like to say totally weird and hilarious things to you?

What kind of funny questions do they ask?

Talk to us in the comments! Thanks!

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Posts That Prove Kids Are Just Too Adorably Weird

Children are a lot of things, but there is absolutely no arguing that they are also completely weird. I mean, they’re humans, after all, and not one of us is not strange, right?

Kids, though, they don’t know yet that they’re supposed to hide their weird, which is how we get 15 delightful posts like these.

15. This is pretty weird.

Even for a kid.

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14. You’ve gotta get your free time where you can.

Take advantage of their ignorance.

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13. He thinks he’s so wise.

This is still cracking me up.

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12. He’s not going to forget that.

Watch your back at baggage claim.

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11. Nothing better than being sick the same time as your kid.

And by “better,” I mean I would rather burn in hell.

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10. I mean I kind of want to go watch now, too.

Anyone who can get adults to say that about youth soccer is amazing.

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9. I hope they said no.

Ducks are scary enough the way it is.

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8. Bless his heart.

He made himself small, isn’t that enough?

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7. I can’t decide if this is a scam or not.

That’s how bad I am at math.

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6. You might get a call from the teacher.

“Ma’am, he’s just a terrible speller.”

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5. Bless his heart.

And remember, you’re his parent.

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4. What was she SUPPOSED to think?

Now she’s thinking adults are really dumb.

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3. This would disappoint any small boy!

RDJ’s face is just priceless.

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2. This is also how I feel when I just want to eat and people are making me take a picture.

It’s a whole mood.

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1. Time to get that kid some glasses.

If you only knew how hard I’m restraining myself from making a joke about Germans and their sense of humor.

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I strive to be the adult who doesn’t hide her weird, honestly.

What’s the funniest weird thing your kid has ever said to you? We want to hear about it in the comments!

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Kids Who Have Had Enough “Quality Time” With Their Parents

We’re hearing a lot from parents these days about how much togetherness is just a bit much. We’ve got no alone time, no privacy, it turns out our kids aren’t joys to have in class, and our bosses have no kids and can’t figure out why our productivity has dropped.

At least stores and restaurants can deliver booze.

But what if you’re a kid who has had enough family time, has no end in sight, and can’t drink?

Think about the children!

13. I’m not sure that’s how it works.

But I’ll take the quiet time, sucker.

12. The smart-aleck is strong with this one.

Also, his shoes are A+.

My kid came downstairs in the same pajamas he’d been wearing for three days so I told him to go change from funny

11. No one is in the mood for it, okay?

Literally no one in the entire world.

10. Just a little?

Wait a few more months, kid. We’re going to be insane.

9. There must be a caveat to the whole “unforgivable” thing.

Like if you’ve been stuck inside with your family for weeks on end.

8. I hope your fake drinking skills are on point.

Otherwise, you definitely drank toilet water.

7. What are you, some kind of idiot?

And you’re supposed to be in charge!?

6. The kid thought he was being clever but he didn’t know.

The depths of our current despair are astonishing.

5. She’s taking it to the next level.

Teenagers have been prepping for this moment for years.

4. You fell for it.

Maybe you wanted to, just to pass the time.

3. When you know you shouldn’t laugh, but…

It’s the apocalypse. There are no rules.

One of my kids put whiteout on my soup can. Not even mad. from funny

2. Okay but that’s funny. I don’t care who you are.

Yes, even if you’re a mom with chin hair.

1. See, he gets it. No rules.

Don’t be mad you didn’t think of it first.

These kids need to set up a Zoom happy hour of their own with juice boxes and Cheez-its and no adults allowed.

If it will give me 30 minutes of time to myself…

I’ll set it all up myself…

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These Kids Are Adorably Clueless

There has to be an age when being clueless becomes less adorable and more what-the-f*ck, right?

I’m not sure exactly what that threshold is, but I am sure that these 12 kids are still in the safe zone. Because even though they know absolutely nothing, they’re still as cute as heck.

I forgive them.

12. He had a different fashion statement in mind, clearly.

It was probably one that involved a lot less clothing, if he’s like my kid.

11. Those are definitely legs.

But let’s be honest, that face was nothing to write home about.

10. Well, he got one thing right.

May he maintain his passion, but in a more useful manner.

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9. Toddlers do not care about your things.

They have flushed expensive things down the toilet and they will do it again.

While the world is fighting over TP, my toddler is giving ours a bath. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

8. That kid is going to rule the world.

And also always win at games.

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7. Now is the time to confess, I suppose.

That was the only option then, I suppose.

6. That makes me laugh, but it is really dumb.

I’m going to have to remember that for a book one day.

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5. I want an updated picture of them doing the same thing.

Also, someone call CPS for adults.

4. 100% applaud her letting him do it.

And somehow managing to not explain herself at every house.

3. I’m pretty sure this is how comedians are born.

The good ones, anyway.

2. This definitely qualifies as adorably clueless.

Best friends never outgrow each other.

1. That kid is not going to be the class rebel.

But he is going to be a responsible pet owner, so there’s that.

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This is just the kind of content I need in my life right now.

Which was your favorite kid?

If they were yours would you laugh or disown them? Both? Tell us in the comments!

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Kids That Clearly Know Nothing…But They’re Still Cute

Kids aren’t really supposed to know anything, since they haven’t been alive that long and everything. That’s why it’s okay to laugh at them when they do and say silly things.

Once you’re an adult, people frown upon being clueless, as it’s no longer cute.

Nothing you do is cute anymore, okay!

But these 11 kids are still allowed, so please enjoy…

11. Oh, sweet summer child.

They’re looking for you, son. Don’t know why.

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10. When you think of it that way…

Brains really are pretty amazing.

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9. I think you should be glad you coaxed it out of him before he deployed it as a weapon.

Luckily for him, you never really run out.

He’ll never have get it back from KidsAreFuckingStupid

8. He has not yet learned that coffee is sacred.

May that cup rest in peace.

7. Anything to do with dogs is very exciting, understand.

I, too, get thrilled to see dogs passing by on the street.

6. And maybe I shouldn’t be laughing, but I am.

You have to amuse yourself in this parenting gig when and where you can.

5. Wow. I don’t think my son would give up his iPad for a cookie.

You never know, though. It would probably depend on whether there was ice cream involved.

It wasn’t even double stuffed smh from KidsAreFuckingStupid

4. It’s hard being a toddler, you know.

So many feelings, so few words.

3. That cornbread now knows how I feel when I try to go to the bathroom.

It’s hard being loved so much. Like cornbread.

2. I mean that’s sort of just impressive.

Unless you’re the one who paid for said cello. Then it’s annoying.

1. All kids apparently go through a phase when they NEED TO SEE THEIR POOP.

Do you always check on your poop before you flush? DO YOU EVEN CARE?

I needed this laugh today and the reminder that my littles aren’t the only idiots on the block.

What’s the dumbest thing your kid has done that made you laugh?

Share it with us in the comments!

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Funny Things That Kids Shared With The World

We know that kids have little or no filter – they say and do what they want, when they want.

And because people like these folks on Twitter share these interactions, we’re all the better for it!

Here are some truly funny things that kids did last year.

Enjoy!

1. I think he nailed it.

2. I would’ve cried, too.

3. Can’t win with this one.

4. Camp is really bad.

5. That’s a huge step forward.

6. Now you’re in for it.

7. “You better pick me up!”

8. No response to that line.

9. That’s kind of amazing.

10. Just do your best.

11. That’s commitment.

12. Ugh! Gross!

13. You better get that kid some spaghetti.

14. That means you better share.

15. Pride Cheerios.

Did your adorable little monsters do or say anything totally hilarious or outrageous last year?

Tell us all about it in the comments, please!

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All of These Smart Kids Are Thinking Quickly on Their Feet

These kiddos are inventive. And quick. And they can think on their feet.

They improvised, and they came out on top.

Let’s take a look at these pint-sized wonders.

1. Perfect!

2. Where did those go?

3. Kid inventions.

4. Smartest kid of the decade.

5. Well, technically…

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#smartkid #bravokid #smartasskid #lovethiskid❤

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6. Homemade tongs.

7. Shoe game = Strong.

8. Sharing is caring!

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Efficient hydration #kidinvention

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9. It’s very convenient.

10. The ear doubles as a bookmark.

11. Hey, it works.

12. New security system.

13. Perfect for playing cards.

14. Was it comfortable?

15. This kid rules.

Have your little ones ever done pretty brilliant things like these kids did?

If so, tell us about it in the comments.

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A Dad Shared His 10-Year-Old Daughter’s Lengthy Christmas List and People Think It’s Hilarious

Kids sure are funny, aren’t they? Especially when it comes to their massive wish lists for Christmas…

Which is what the father of a 10-year-old girl recently found out when she presented him with an epic Christmas list that he thankfully shared on social media.

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Dad thought the list was so outrageous that he said on Twitter, “My 10 year old daughter must be out of her mind with this Christmas list.” He added, “My soon to be 10-year-old daughter clearly has a false sense of funds that we have with this Christmas list. But kudos to her for her expensive taste.”

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Let’s look at her list, shall we?

In case you didn’t catch all that…

Christmas list

  • iPhone 11
  • air pods
  • New mac book air
  • A real Bunny
  • Hiydro flask
  • Clothes
  • Make-up
  • pink pumas
  • Guci slided
  • Chanel purs
  • purfum
  • asenchal oil
  • American girl doll car
  • New shoes
  • earings/ julery
  • chekered vans
  • Go pro
  • pink Duck tap
  • glues food coloring and landry diturgent
  • clothes for bunny
  • 4,000 dollars
  • lol doll camper
  • lol dolls/ Bigsister
  • lol doll Shalay
  • New shets amd cover
  • alarm clock

That is QUITE the list, isn’t it?

All kinds of high-end items mixed in with…laundry detergent. And, for the record, she wants a “real” bunny…I think that means alive…

Folks on social media got quite a kick out of the little girl’s wishes…

It looks like she has dear old Dad wrapped around her little finger, doesn’t it?

Have your kids handed over their wish lists yet for Christmas this year? If so, tell us what they’re hoping and praying for!

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These Tweets Show That Kids Are Pretty Hilarious Even When They’re Not Trying

Kids are pretty amusing even when they’re not even trying to be. It must just be part of the DNA of young boys and girls, and then once we get a little bit older, we grow out of it and become bland adults.

Good times!

Here are some kiddos that are downright hilarious. Do any of them remind you of your little monsters?

1. These kids have bright futures.

2. That is not cool.

3. Genius move, right there.

4. Wait, that’s not an emergency?

5. This kid gets it.

6. My kind of kid.

7. No honey, it doesn’t.

8. Always erase the history.

9. Newspaper was hacked.

10. We’re laughing with you.

11. Acting a fool.

12. Don’t say a word.

13. Would you look at that?

14. Speaking the truth.

15. I agree with him.

Fill us in on what your kiddos have done recently that made you laugh out loud!

We’d love to hear from you!

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15 Funny Tweets About Raising Kids

Aren’t kids just precious? Well, at least some of the time they are. Other times? Maybe not so much…

Parenthood is a constant tug-of-war with the little humans you’ve brought into the world, and, if you have kids, you know that there is a lot of hilarity involved on a day-to-day basis.

And here are 15 perfect examples.

1. Totally over EVERYTHING.

2. Doesn’t want to hear it anymore.

3. Got it, see you tomorrow.

4. Zing! She showed you.

5. Yes, it is kind of like that.

6. Cherish these wonderful memories.

7. I can’t keep track of all that.

8. It’s gonna get ugly.

9. He’ll learn about that later.

10. Write everything down just in case.

11. Not a fan of the rotten grapes.

12. That kid is speaking for all of us.

13. Right….evacuate…that’s what you said, right?

14. Not a fan of your singing, apparently.

15. Isn’t that just so sweet?

Ahhhh, adorable little monsters angels, aren’t they? What a joy!

Share your own stories of your funny kids in the comments below!

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